My Second Dimension Can’t Be So Salty

"No, this place is also full of piles, Dongfang, do you want to force a breakthrough?"

Qiandou Isuzu was standing next to Dongfang Bai in a red 'executive suit'. The number of guests was too large. The number of guests reached 10,000 in a few hours, which is definitely the largest customer flow in history.

"No, the guests will soon be scattered all over the amusement park and it will be less crowded."

Dongfang Bai stood by and waited. By the way, he picked up the phone to get through a few (aeei) amusement facilities that needed help. Sure enough, after more than ten minutes, the crowd in front of him was obviously not so crowded.

"Okay, the guests have dispersed, let's go and see the current traffic first."

After finding that the crowd had dispersed, Dongfang Bai spoke again, and brought Qiandou Isuzu to the main entrance of the gate. As expected, there were still some scattered guests entering the door one after another, and the number of people at the door showed that it had reached 572,376. people.

"So, there is hope!"

Qiandou Isuzu's eyes lit up. There were already 10,000 people between 8:00 and 11:00 in the morning. Logically speaking, the peak passenger flow is in the afternoon, so there is hope to reach 600,000 people before 9:00 pm.

"Don't be too happy, this is the first wave, I expected it to be around 15,000 people..."

Dongfang Bai frowned, which was a bit bigger than he expected. Although the free tickets and gift-giving tactics were indeed effective, they still didn't have a very significant effect.

Although many aunties have been attracted to pick up the rice, due to the remote location of Gancheng, there are still many people who are reluctant to come here, which is 3,000 fewer people than Dongfang Bai expected!

"..."

At this time, behind the gate of Gancheng Guanghui Amusement Park sits a middle-aged uncle wearing glasses. He is a member sent to monitor by the company that owns Gancheng shares, and will always watch the number of people change.

Dongfang Bai glanced at him inadvertently, and then showed a mocking smile.

"Qiandou, let's go back to the castle area first. It's eleven o'clock at noon, and it's lunch time. Call the free staff to the dining area to help, and the main mascots have a rest."

"Yes!"

Qiandou Isuzu immediately made a phone call, and issued a message according to Dongfang Bai's instructions. Then many of the free staff immediately went to help the dining area, which reduced the pressure a lot, but it was still very good.

Because more than 10,000 people are in the amusement park, it is very scary to eat during the peak period of 11:00 noon, so Dongfangbai has already asked the members of the dining area to purchase hundreds of kilograms of ingredients to welcome the guests. trend.

"It has been ordered."

"Well, then go back to the castle area first, and I will rest for a while."

Dongfang Bai exhaled slightly, the real battle starts now, and he can't relax at all. In the morning, he was just patrolling and helping in Gancheng, and he really needed his time to output.

It's two o'clock in the afternoon!

In order to cope with a large number of guests, he had to take a break early, even if he faced such a terrifying number of guests, he would not be able to bear it.

...

"Waist, the waist is about to break..."

Mofflu, wearing a green hat, was half-faced on the table with a face of death, while Macron and Tirami on the other side were not much better, and their faces were equally pale.

The three of them are the mascots of the amusement park, and the theme park they are in charge of is naturally the place with the most traffic. Macaron played four concerts in one morning, his arm was about to break, and Mofflu also had a finger. They couldn't even lift it up, and this wave almost cost them half their lives.

The four elemental elves on the side were similar, except for the wind elf girl Sylphy, who was always full of energy and could never run out of energy, the other three girls had no blood on their faces, and they felt like they were about to die.

"This is only the first wave in the morning, and the afternoon is the peak period of passenger flow! Hurry up and get some sleep to recover your energy."

Before the Oriental vernacular was finished, Mofflu had already started snoring, while Tirami on the other side protested: "It's so hard to fall asleep!"

"Qiandou, let him fall asleep."

"Yes!"

"Wait wait!! I was wrong, don't ah ah ah ah!!"

boom!

Qiandou Isuzu raised the musket and pointed it at Tirami's head. This was a hypnotic bomb for forced sleep, and it had no pain effect. Tirami was stunned for two seconds, then closed his eyes and fell asleep.

"I'm going to rest too..."

Dongfang Bai sighed, walked slowly to the office, lay down on his office chair and closed his eyes, the next thing was the real 'war'.

Chapter 18 The secretary has something to do, nothing to do... [Automatic subscription]

At two o'clock in the afternoon, a terrifying storm appeared. All the amusement park tourists and staff found a swarming crowd coming. Buses, private cars, and even taxis that were very expensive in neon parked at the park. The gate of the park.

A large group of people with backpacks got out of the car. Among them, there were men and women, all of them young people, and they had one big thing in common.

Because as early as two days ago, Dongfang Bai posted a tweet with the news that "a signing meeting will be opened at Gancheng Guanghui Amusement Park".

It was just such a short message, which caused huge reactions on the Internet like fish frying the sea. In an instant, this tweet was reposted in various ways, and Dongfang Bai didn't even know that his Twitter was reposted by many acquaintances. .

Top painters Eromanga and Eri Kashiwagi, most of the light novelists, especially the light novelists of Dengeki Bunko, retweeted this tweet. Not only that, even the Dengeki Bunko headquarters has started to promote it, and only two days of publicity can be done. have such an effect.

[The super-popular light novel author 'Yakumo Bai' opened an autograph session at Gancheng Guanghui Amusement Park, and you can get autographs until 9 o'clock in the evening! 】

[Big news, the old thief Yakumo has a signing ceremony! Show your face! And up to seven hours! 】

[The editor-in-chief of Dengeki Bunko's light novel broke the news that Yakumo Bai himself can be seen at this signing event! 】

There are many people who got the news with the front foot, and went straight to Gancheng with the last foot. The news of Yayunbai's face is simply confusing to readers. If Dongfangbai said not to meditate at the gate of Gancheng, it will cause blockage, otherwise it will not be blocked. The few people came here the night before yesterday~ I took a seat and squatted guard.

This is a face-to-face, the one that only had one autograph session, and that was specially signed in the house before, readers were not allowed to enter the sealed house for filming, and there were quite few autograph tickets, so only a few people knew about Dongfang Bai's - looks .

Therefore, this public appearance has simply stunned the readers. What kind of wind is this old thief doing? It's actually public, and you can take pictures! ?

Even if they knew that it might be just for popularity and hype, readers still said that Zhenxiang rushed to Gancheng Guanghui Amusement Park without hesitation.

This is the influence of 'Yayunbai'.

"Yakumo-sensei, are you okay?"

Standing next to Dongfangbai, Kagurazaka Ayame looked at Dongfangbai with worried eyes. The venue for the signing ceremony this time was the vacated Southern District Stadium in Gancheng Guanghui Amusement Park, which was large enough to accommodate tens of thousands of spectators.

And Dongfangbai is located in a temporary signing office in the center of the gymnasium. This shed was built overnight by the Mogu family. It will be very hot in this weather. The person in charge opened a temporary canteen here.

"no problem."

Dongfang Bai took a deep breath. He was wearing a black suit and his hair was carefully groomed. His dark black eyes were looking straight ahead. Refused.

"Get ready, Mr. Yakumo, I just went outside to take a look. There are already a lot of people outside the gymnasium..."

"……I know."

The scene I saw when Kagurazaka Ayame just drove over was simply shocking.

If you think about it carefully, the entire stadium is full of people. The number of people is so large that it can accommodate tens of thousands of people in the southern district, but surprisingly no one is noisy or noisy. Everyone queues up in an orderly manner and gives way to the sidewalk.

What a shocking scene this is, people can't help but sigh how influential Yakumobai is and can attract so many people.

This is only here from Tokyo, and some people come from other areas by train or even by plane, and often those who come here are real diehard fans.

Dongfang Bai stretched out his hand and rubbed his temples. In order to prevent any radical incidents, Dengeki Bunko arranged a row of tall and strong bodyguards by his side, all of whom had undergone military training.

Not only that, this row of bodyguards is just guarding him, and there is a large group in the outer circle to prevent crowds, but if something happens to Dongfang Bai, all the dozen or so bodyguards will return to protect Dongfang Bai.

And he and the security guards were wearing black suits, which looked like a gangster meeting.

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"By the way, the little girl next to you is...?" Kagurazaka Isuzu looked at Qiandou Isuzu who was standing straight with a serious face, and couldn't help but be a little puzzled.

"It's my secretary. I invested in this amusement park before, and I am a manager."

"You can do it, the secretaries are all great beauties!"

Kagurazaka Ayame lightly patted Dongfang Bai on the shoulder with an expression of "amazing", but even though he said so, his psychology was completely different.

Geez, Kernayuta-sensei's rivals have increased.

"She'll be in charge of helping me with some chores later, and by the way, will serve as a bodyguard."

"She? Bodyguard, Yakumo-sensei, are you kidding me?"

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"..."

Qiandou Isuzu, who felt that she was being questioned, frowned. Although she looked like a high school girl, she was also the captain of the Red Maple Kingdom Guards who had been trained. Her strength was not much weaker than those of the big men around her.

"Don't worry, she's still fine."

"That's really unbelievable. Anyway, go for it, but why don't you have a girlfriend yet? There are so many lovely girls around you."

Kagurazaka Ayame looked at Qiandou Isuzu and nodded, then smiled and said to Dongfang Bai, then turned and left. Dongfang Bai asked her to be resolved, and she can go to rest.

"Sister Changpu is almost thirty years old, hasn't she had a boyfriend yet?"

"Fuck, my mother, I'm only twenty-five years old!!"

Kagurazaka Iris had blue veins on his forehead, and he looked angry, but he was used to Dongfang Bai's occasional ridicule, and his anger almost disappeared after a while.

"Pfft..."

The face of Qiandou Isuzu, who had always maintained a stern expression, turned red, and she, who had always been expressionless, even laughed. It seemed that her personality had indeed changed a lot during this time.

"Forget it, I'm not arguing with you anymore at this time. In short, be prepared, but you can't stop it later!"

"Um!"

Dongfang Bai's eyes radiated a ray of light, staring at the gate in front of him for a long time.

Chapter 19 Real 20,000 people 【For automatic subscription】

"Okay, Mr. Yakumo Bai's signing ceremony has officially started, all guests are invited to enter the venue in an orderly manner~"

The host's big sister wearing a hat stood outside the gym and shouted at the crowd with a smile, making all the readers tremble. Has it finally arrived? !

rumbling...

The door of the gymnasium was opened, and a large group of people walked in in an orderly manner from outside the door. Everyone's pace was very fast, as if they were desperately suppressing their desire to run, and walked towards Dongfang Bai with extremely fast pace. s position.

The number of people is too exaggerated. Everyone's mood is like the students who just rushed to the cafeteria to eat after class. They even want to fly in front of Dongfang Bai, and the dense crowd rushed in.

Because there were too many people, the ground shook violently because of the large number of steps. Those who didn't know it thought it was the earthquake "730". The corners of Dongfangbai's mouth twitched, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, with a smile on his face.

"This number..."

Even Qiandou Isuzu on the side showed a very shocking expression. In fact, before yesterday, they did not know the true identity of Dongfang Bai at all. This guy is actually a light novel writer? And he is a popular novelist.

The one-year fermentation time has made the name Yakumo Bai publicized again. Almost as long as people who are slightly involved in ACG, know the name of 'Fate' and another two books 'Oriental Porject' .

One of the 'Fate' opened a new trend of light novels, liberating the routine of crossing the harem from another world that had been repeated before, while the other 'Oriental Porject' attracted fans with a novel theme and a huge world view.

When someone knew that the two books were written by the same author, the name Yakumo became famous. Of course, compared to the nickname of "Yayun Code Character Machine", it was still more "Yayun Old Thief". famous.

"Enter in order."

The uncle of the bodyguard in front made the crowd line up in an orderly manner, and the dead mans were quite united and orderly in this kind of thing, and there was a long line all at once, everyone holding the latest volume of light novels, eyes Brave the light.

The first in line is a young lady who looks in her twenties. She doesn't know how she won the first place from the large group of dead houses. White to the east.

"So handsome!!"

Of course, the queuing up this time is not one by one. The readers at the back can naturally see Dongfang Bai's face, always with a gentle smile, a sunny smile and a good figure, and the three-dimensional facial features are quite high.

This type, which hits the heart of a woman in her twenties, is simply the prince charming in her dreams.

That's right, many of the readers and fans who lined up this time are quite a few women. Many of them did not follow Dongfangbai through 'Fate', but rely on Dongfang porject to enter the pit.

"Wow, the old thief Yakumo looks so handsome, the rumor is true..."

"Damn, is this a high school student?"

"But even so, my heart is black."

Many readers in the back row started chatting excitedly. Even if they didn't know each other, they were able to chat about Dongfang Bai, and they were so unified.

"Please! Sign me please!"

"no problem."

Dongfang Bai put on a smile, and then the smile suddenly stiffened, because the other party handed over three identical volumes of Fate Volume 8, exactly the same.

Is this the legendary dead house that bought three light novels, one for preaching, one for preaching, and one for collection?

"No way……"

Dongfang Bai suddenly realized that not everyone carried only one light novel. A large number of people carried two, or even three, and very few would have more.