My Husband Turned Me To His Maid

He shook his head no at my question "No I wont tell you. Mba."

I laughed at his childishness. Then I decided that it was best to bring out the Nigerian girl in me. I knew that she was still there somewhere. "Abeg fill your girl with your wisdom sir."

He chuckled at how awkward I sounded speaking pidgin, and I did too.

Although I didn't sound as awful as I thought I would sound. My broken English was still pretty much rusty, but I still knew how to speak it.

"You need to come and take me out to a chilled treat first before I begin to sprinkle the waters of knowledge from my reservoir of wisdom on you, my dear."

I laughed so hard I almost threw up my wine. "King Solomon the second. Wisdom Carrier. Legend of wisdom. Oya keep your wisdom I don't need it."

He giggled, "So after all the years for Yankee Nigeria blood never commot your system. See as you finish me now."

I laughed so hard at his shade, tears literally fell from my eyes. "You can say that again. But sha still tell me na. Fill me with this knowledge."

"So are you treating me to something? Do I have hope?" He asked sticking out his tongue.

"Alright I'll treat u to our small caf." I grinned, sticking out my tongue too. He frowned.

"Osikwa na o small caf. Shaa no wahala. I like it simple sef. I would love the caf movement. But know that it's not fair. You can at least take me swimming or to the club." He said sniffing back fake tears.

He was teasing me and I loved it.

I snorted. "No be only swimming, I'll also take you drowning."

"In your mind now you are Savage." He frowned eying me. I giggled.

I felt so free and so happy words could not do justice. I didn't know if it was the wine or him, or the conversation we were having but I have never felt as alive as I did now.

He took a sip of his wine and rolled it in his mouth. "Seducers use indirect control

In fact, seduction is an indirect control. Now what seducers do could be likened to hypnosis but it is not hypnosis per se"

"My ex bf is in this category. Let me go and tell him I've found the word for what he does." I cooed.

"bf as in boyfriend or best friend. So many words and abbreviations are so ambiguous these days. We need to be properly guided at all times." He laughed. He was trying to get me to admit that I was no longer together with Wale.