My Husband Turned Me To His Maid

"I called you for the whole of last week but I got no reply huh. So you now choose when to be friends with me and when not to be friends with me? Is that how our friendship works now. Is that how you used to do?" Gozie ranted.

She didn't even let me come in before she started her drama. She leaned on the door stopping me from coming in.

She's crazy.

She was putting on a short that showed well her long legs and a shirt that highlighted her big b.o.o.b.s. Her ebony colour was highlighted by the sun and she looked even more beautiful.

We had nothing in common except that we both had long faces and we were both tall, although she was taller with a bigger a.s.s and b.o.o.b.s. That's how we teased each other. I called her "surplus" and she called me "Not enough".

My b.o.o.b.s weren't that little sha

"Commot make I pass abeg, drama queen" I hissed pushing her to the side. Coming in I slumped on the couch.

But, it was Gozie and I definitely would not hear the last of it until she had spoken in abundance. She stood at my front tapping her legs,"No dey stand for my front." I sighed trying to push her to the side. She overpowered me and pushed me back on the couch. We both laughed.

"Na for my body you take dey get strength abi, I no blame you, na my self I blame. As I dey follow you dey laugh we don turn age mate. u don forget say I senior u with one year, say u be small pikin. Na familiarity wey dey bring insult, y u no go dey talk to me anyhow." She laughed sitting down on the arm of the couch I was sitting on.

"Abeg close dat Ur small mouth." I hissed.

We both burst out laughing.

Soon the atmosphere became tensed again and the conversation took a more serious tone.

"But seriously why didn't you pick my call through out last week. I was So worried for your safety. And the worst part is that I couldn't call your husband to ask about you. At one point I was almost tempted to call him. I was that frustrated." She ranted. Ever the drama queen.

"I was admitted in the hospital." I sighed.

"You were what!" She exclaimed. "Tell me that you are joking. You have to be joking right." I nodded in the negative. "But you are hardly sick how come you suddenly fell so ill as to be admitted. You should take care of yourself please. " She muttered stroking my hair.

I wanted to explain what Happened to her, but I ended up crying each time I tried to open my mouth. "Cletus has killed me finally," I sobbed shaking my head.

I finally found my voice but it was a stranger to me.

Gozie put my head on her t.h.i.g.hs stroking my hair. "What do you mean?" she asked confused and worried. She knew that I only complained about Cletus If the situation was really bad. And now it was really bad.