My Girlfriend is Long Aotian

It's a pity that Shawana doesn't have a boyfriend. No one can manipulate the things she saw in the H movie and can't play with her, which makes people very angry.

Under such a major premise, she suddenly discovered several alternative works in a bunch of Fuso H animations. These several alternative works are what the old drivers often call "Slimes" and "Tentacles". Perverted film.

Shawana didn't expect that there was such an operation .rmvb at all.

After a brief surprise, I immediately felt ecstasy. If there is no boyfriend to play with me, then I can play with monsters, hehe, as long as you don’t play to the last step and don’t damage the membrane, it’s okay.

But she also knows that it is impossible for real monsters to play happily with human women. Slimes and tentacle monsters are all monsters after all. They only want to "eat" girls in a physical sense, and It will not be "eating" in that sense.

It is not advisable to play with real monsters, so play with fake monsters.

Shavana immediately thought of an ancient dragon language transformation technique. It is said that monsters can be transformed by this kind of magic, and the transformed monsters will follow the command of the caster.

In order to obtain this ancient transforming technique, she paid a lot of money. She used Chen Huan’s time when she was away from home a few days ago to return to the Continent of Every Demon with the single-player teleportation magic, and then used the special talent of the brave to "see NPC for information." , I asked when I saw people in Fengma Continent. I asked 323,232 NPCs and finally triggered a branch mission. Then, I defeated countless monsters and defeated a giant dragon BOSS. I finally got this dragon curse. Instruments.

Returning with exhaustion and spell books, she immediately devoted a lot of energy to learning dragon language and dragon language magic. Fortunately, she is a brave and possesses the ability to cheat. She can learn all the magic skills of all schools, even the dragon family. She could use all the magic that she could use, and finally learned the transformation technique.

However……

The gods are not what people want, this **** transformation technique is actually useless, the monsters that are transformed can't play with her happily, the slime turned into jelly bursts instantly, and the tentacle monster turned into octopus actually sprays ink on her face. Just ran away, and all the hard work of running back to Fengmo Continent to pick up the task and fight the boss was all in vain.

She is in a bad mood now, the thief is gloomy, lying on the sofa, looking like a Rita, weakly saying: "This day can't be passed."

Di Ling stuck out his tongue, pulled Chen Huan into the kitchen, and said in a low voice: "You see how abnormal this woman is. She would rather play with monsters than with men. I have all hinted that you can help her. Refused to agree."

Chen Huan smiled and said, "I can't say that. Actually, in this respect, my opinion is the same as the senior sister. Rather than randomly finding a man to do this kind of thing, it is better to DIY yourself. At least DIY will not treat yourself. Dirty, but looking for a man will turn into a real mess."

This is the same reason that some men would rather play with a cup than go out for prostitution. This kind of person is actually cleaner, more self-loving, and not at all unchanging. If Shawana is a man who can play with any man, Chen Huancai really can't accept it. The current mentality of wanting to be a monster out to play is actually quite cute.

Chen Huan smiled and said: "Okay, Di Ling, let's not take care of this matter anymore. It was originally because we peeked at the senior sister's privacy. The fault was us, and she didn't hinder us when she did this kind of thing."

Di Ling spread his hands: "That's right, I'm not interested in taking care of other people's affairs."

The two put aside the matter for a while, returned to the living room to sit down, and continued to watch TV together. Chen Huan rarely stays at home during the day, so occasionally staying with Di Ling at home once made her feel very happy, sticking to Chen Huan tightly, and holding Chen Huan’s arm while watching TV, very affectionate.

Shawana sat on the sofa next to her, spreading softly into a ball, looking at Di Ling with jealousy, envy and hatred, and hummed in her heart: It's amazing to have a man, throwing flash bombs indiscriminately! Ouch, so angry! Why is it that such an evil dark elf has a boyfriend who can play together happily, but I even fail to DIY a slime and a tentacle monster?

No, this frustration has to be vented.

Shawana jumped up from the sofa and returned to her room. A few minutes later, she got out of the room. She was actually wearing the armor of the brave and the sword of the brave in her hand. Heavy outfit, looks heroic.

Chen Huan and Di Ling were shocked when they saw her like this: "Hey, what are you going to do when you suddenly put on your equipment?"

"I'm going to defeat a Demon King to vent." Shawana said: "Speaking of which, I obviously came to defeat the Demon King. As a result, the Demon King City flew back to Fengmo Continent somehow, and I didn't seem to have any meaning here. , I'll go back to the Demon Continent to fight the Demon King."

Chen Huan: "..."

Di Ling: "..."

The couple glanced at each other and didn't know what to say for a while. After a few seconds, Chen Huancai said, "I said Senior Sister, the brave usually slashes some monsters, fights a dragon, and does some small tasks is fine, but you have to fight the devil. If it’s true, it’s not feasible for one person anyway. There is a large army in the Demon King City, how do you fight it alone? To be fair, you must have a group of friends to fight the Demon King."

Shawana tilted her head and sighed: "That's right. Last time I asked the Wind Elf to ask for directions, and asked her to help me find the Demon King City, but the filthy Wind Elf told me that we must have a small partner. , He was willing to take me to the Demon King City, otherwise I would just take my own milk, bah bah, this elf is too filthy."

Chen Huan and Di Ling (╯-_-)╯╧╧: "You are the one who is dirty!"

"By the way, I obviously have a small partner." Shawana pointed to Chen Huan and said: "You are the first small partner I found. Then there are so many friends in the family. I think it's time to form a group. A team, let’s go and brush the Demon King City."

Chapter 829 You used the wrong material

I suffered from insomnia last night, and the code word today is so painful.

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"Ghosts are your little buddies. I don't want to buy some Devil City." Di Ling hummed: "I have such a comfortable life here. Go and be a righteous friend, this set is so stupid to cry."

Diling, who has lived in modern society for a while, has become more and more fond of life here. You can turn on the light with the click of a button. You can turn on the tap and you can get tap water. Turn on the TV to watch the world. Sweets can be anything you like. Eat, go out by car...Life here is 10,000 times more comfortable than when I was in Fengmo Continent. Even if she used to be the queen of the dark elves there, being a queen in the trash is not as enjoyable as being a commoner in a developed world. Moreover, she is not a commoner here, she should be regarded as a family member of the "noble family". , Life is boundless. Fight the devil? The ghost went to fight the devil.

She was about to complain further, but saw Chen Huan put on a serious face, as if she was seriously thinking about what Shavana said.

Di Ling was startled: "Hey, Huanhuan, don't you, do you really plan to go?"

Chen Huan nodded and said, "Senior sister has helped me a lot. Now she needs my help. If I sit beside my arms, wouldn't it be very authentic?"

"Wow." Di Ling exclaimed: "But her motives are not pure. She is dissatisfied with her desires and wants to take the Demon King's anger. You also help with this kind of motive? You can figure out what can help and what can't. Help."

She spoke a little hastily this time, and did not pull Chen Huan aside to say it, but just yelled out like that. When Shavana next to her heard her words, she couldn't help but feel a little shocked, and then she understood that she was in the room. I'm afraid that Chen Huan and Di Ling have already known what happened here.

Her face suddenly turned red, and her whole body began to tremble, tremble, and tremble: "Di Ling, you are so filthy, I am obviously for justice in the world to defeat the evil great demon king and save the people of Fengmo Continent. Only You, a filthy fellow, can speak such ugly words as desire and dissatisfaction."

Di Ling: (╯-_-)╯╧╧

"Huanhuan, don't stop me, today I will use mind control to control this filthy guy, and then order her to kneel at the gate of Shuangqing University and shout 10,000 times, "I am a pervert"."

"But you can't do it." Shawana laughed and said: "I can easily dispel all the spells of the mind system."

Di Ling was helpless, so she grabbed Chen Huan's arm and shook it and said, "Huan Huan helps me, someone is bullying your little woman."

Chen Huan smiled and said, "Don't make trouble! I will seriously consider this matter."

Tilted his head and thought about it seriously, Chen Huan decided to help a bunch of senior sisters. After all, senior sisters had helped herself many times. When it was her turn to help, if she didn't do it altogether, then she was really not friends enough, let alone , Now that he has his cultivation technique, he is also a Golden Core anyway. It doesn't seem to be too difficult to deal with a group of magician warriors in Fengmo Continent, right?

He picked up the phone and called Nicholas Zhao Si: "Hey, Zhao Si."

"Oh, it's Xiao Chen, what can you do with Zhao Si?" It was Lao Lei who answered the phone: "Zhao Si is going to the bathroom, and his cell phone is thrown on the desk in the office. I see that the caller ID is you. I helped pick it up."

"That's the case, Senior Sister Brave is in a bad mood today. If I want to kill a demon king for fun, I want to ask Zhao Si to help open a portal."

"It turned out to be this." Old Lei's voice also became serious: "This is a good thing, I support you to do it."

"Huh? Old Lei actually supported?" Chen Huanqi said: "Let me explain first, this is just Miss Brave who simply wants to use the Demon King as a sandbag. It has no special meaning."

Old Lei smiled and said: "It doesn't matter what the motive is, I only consider the result. As you know, the last time the Demon King invaded Shuangqing, I have reached the point where I need to use the army, and I have even completed the evacuation of the population in the surrounding area of ​​Gele Mountain. Plan, think about what a serious situation this is, millions of people! If all of them migrate to avoid the invasion of monsters, how big a battle will be required? Fortunately, the devil doesn’t know why it retreats, so let’s relax. Breathe. But, God knows when the devil will get crazy again and invade Shuangqing again. I don’t want a monster that can open a large teleportation array to open a teleportation array anytime and anywhere to send fifteen monster legions to our motherland and people. Said it is a huge threat. Therefore, I support you to eliminate it and eliminate this trouble. If you need me to help you, just ask it, and I will try to help you achieve it."

Hearing what Elder Lei said, Chen Huan also paid attention to it. As Elder Lei said, such a big threat cannot be left alone. Sooner or later, the devil must be solved. One is for Shuangqing, and the other is also. It's for the people of Every Demon Continent. Although Chen Huan didn't have much friendship with the people of Fengmo Continent, he had been to the Elf Village and had a good chat with those kind elves, and he was a friend. It would be nice if he could help them.

"Okay, things are set." Chen Huan said with a smile: "Senior sister, when the girls are out of school in the evening, we ask who are willing to help. Let's form a team of brave men to defeat the demon king. It's pretty good. You can also relax in a round trip to the Fengmo Continent, maybe you don't want to be so craving...cough...cough...I didn't say anything."

"Sure enough, you two know." Shavana flushed and trembling: "It must be a peek at someone's room. What are you trying to do? Do you want to peek at me changing clothes? Too? It's filthy."

Now that I have talked about this, Chen Huan did not hide it, and said, "A woman who wants to play with slimes and tentacle monsters, how dare you to say that others are dirty? I'm just worried about what you are studying. I just took a peek at the unknown evil magic, not to watch you change your clothes. As a result, I saw the slime turned into jelly and the tentacle monster turned into octopus..."

Okay, are you going to be thoroughly clarified? Shawana didn't pretend it anymore, she flattened her mouth and said, "The useless dragon language magic is not fun at all."

Chen Huan said: "You use the wrong material, of course you can't change what you want."

"What's wrong with me, isn't jelly and slime very similar? Octopus is also the closest creature to the tentacle monster on the plane of the earth. In addition to these two things, what else on earth is closer to slime and tentacle monster "Savannah said strangely: "Is it possible, is there any strange animal I don't know?"

Who is going to the 830th chapter?