My Girlfriend is Long Aotian

"What did you think of?" Chen Huan wiped his sweat and said, "You don't think the same as me, do you?"

"Looking at the sweat on your head, we know that we think about the same thing." Di Linghan said: "Although I am a shameless dark elf by the world, I have not been as sick as her."

Chen Huan was sweating profusely: "Maybe we have misunderstood her, maybe what she wants to change is different from what we thought."

When the two of them were talking about this, they could hear Shavana chanting the incantation in a low voice. Chen Huan quickly put the divine consciousness in, and Di Ling quickly put a "spiritual horizon" and threw the magic on Chen Huan’s body, in this way, what Chen Huan saw could also be seen by Di Ling, and the two couples now truly saw the world with the same eyes.

Sawana finished a long spell, then pointed at the jelly on the table...

The black magic enveloped the jelly in it. Soon, the jelly seemed to come alive. He stretched out his hands and grew a pair of eyes, squirming softly on the table. Obviously, the jelly became A slime.

Shawana grabbed the slime with a smirk, and whispered: "Mr. Slime, do you want to play some blushing and heart-beating games with your sister? For example, wrap your soft body around your sister. , So we will be very comfortable."

Chen Huan couldn't help sweating profusely: "Damn, this guy has really turned into the same thing as I thought, this filthy guy."

Di Ling also sweated: "It's not surprising that the morals are more excessive than the dark elf priestess."

Chen Huan said: "Don't watch the next ones, it must be some unfamiliar pictures."

Di Ling also spread his hand and said: "It's really boring, I'm not interested in watching a monster turned into a woman using magic to cheer."

When the two of them were talking about this, they saw that the slime transformed from the jelly hadn’t played any frenzied game with Shavana. It just wriggled over the table in a dazed manner, wriggling past, nothing at all. Going to stick to Shawana's appearance.

Shawana grabbed the slime and swayed, "Hey, Mr. Slime, why are you not cooperating at all? Hey, don't be so rigid, okay?"

Chapter 827 This guy is a pervert

9 pm, regular update

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Shawana grabbed the slime and shook for a while. The slime swayed left and right, sticky, soft, just not responding to Shawana’s words, and finally slammed onto the table with a clatter, and then fell apart. , And then changed back to jelly.

Shawana: "..."

"Puff!" Diling outside laughed wildly.

Chen Huanqi said: "Why?"

Di Ling chuckled and said, "Although the jelly looks very similar to slime in material, it is only a jelly after all, and it is not a real creature. It has no thoughts and souls. Even if it is transformed by transformation It has become a slime, and it still has no thoughts and consciousness, no soul and perception. It is just a bunch of simple matter. How can Shawana want to interact with it and play with it, how can it be successful? Why not find an electric toy."

Chen Huan: "..."

This made people wonder what to say. Chen Huan was embarrassed for a while before he said: "Can't she go to Fengmo Continent to catch a real slime to play?"

"That obviously can't be done." Di Ling smiled: "Are you a real slime willing to play with humans? When it sees humans, it will attack you desperately and want to eat you, if it sticks to you , I can only spray venom, how can I play with you happily? The scenes of slimes playing with girls in Fusang Little Butter are boring imaginations that can't be realized. This filthy brave must be Fusang. Little Butter was cheated to do such a stupid thing."

Chen Huan let out an "Oh" and then came to understand.

However, Shawana's dirty power exceeded Chen Huan and Di Ling's expectations, and she was not reconciled to admit defeat in this way. The brave is an indomitable hero. When encountering difficulties, he will only challenge and break through again and again, and he will never give up easily. Whether you are fighting monsters, demon kings, evil dragons, or playing frantic games, there are obsessions far beyond ordinary people.

Shawana is a qualified brave, of course she can't admit defeat.

"Hmph, dead things are not good, I still have living things." She took out the octopus bought from the supermarket and put it on the table.

The poor octopus didn't know how he was going to be treated, shivering with fright, turned around and wanted to run. Shawana held it down with one hand, muttered a mantra in her mouth, and then reached out and pointed at the octopus...

In a blink of an eye, the poor octopus became a tentacle monster, with many tentacles with suckers, which looked like a thief.

Of course, with the fighting power of the brave, it is not too simple to deal with a tentacle monster. Shawana pressed the tentacle monster to death with one hand, and then used the other hand to operate the phone, opened an H animation, and showed it to the octopus. There was a tentacle monster in the H animation holding it. A girl wrapped a bunch of tentacles around the girl's body, and the picture was irritating.

Shawana solemnly said to the tentacles turned into octopuses: "You are not the same as jelly. You are a living animal. You should be sane, right? Show me this cartoon and study it. See how the other tentacle monsters do it, and then take on the responsibility of being a tentacle monster for me."

The octopus-turned tentacle monster blinked pitifully, and looked at the animation with a very aggrieved appearance. After ten minutes, when the animation finished, Shavana released the hand that was holding the tentacle monster. He hummed: "Have you learned it?"

The tentacles nodded.

"Very well, you are smart." Shawana grunted and laughed twice: "That's good."

She slowly released the hand holding the tentacle monster...

At the moment when she just let go, the Tentacle Monster suddenly jumped up, spraying a large cloud of black ink, spraying Shawana's face and head, and then it suddenly jumped to the side. , The window was smashed, the glass **** flew around, the tentacles jumped the window and fled, fell into the ditch downstairs, and then drilled and drilled into the sewer desperately, too far away from Shavana, the effect of magic Disappeared, it changed back to the shape of an octopus in a blink of an eye, went into the sewer and disappeared.

Shavana wiped off the ink on her face, leaned over to the window and looked down, where she could still see the shadow of an octopus.

She threw herself down in front of the window with a puff, and snorted: "Why do you want to escape? Is it so difficult to play a little game with your sister?"

"Puff, hahahaha!" Di Ling laughed again and fell to the ground, rolling all over the floor.

Chen Huan sweats: "What are you doing this time?"

Di Ling laughed and said, "Although an octopus is a living creature, even if it is turned into a tentacle monster, it is still an octopus. Its nature has not changed. It is still timid, shy, and easily frightened. , How could it be possible to play some crazy little game with a woman? Puff, hahahahaha."

Chen Huan spread his hands: "This is embarrassing for him!"

Frustrated, Shavana leaned forward and fell to the ground. There was no movement for a long time. Chen Huan found that there was nothing good to see. She withdrew her spiritual knowledge and went to the living room with Di Ling. The young couple watched TV happily together. Come, he rarely stays at home like this during the day, and once in a while watching TV with Di Ling like this, it feels quite warm.

Looking at it, she suddenly heard the sound of footsteps, and saw that Shawana's face was not wiped clean of ink, her face was gray, and she walked out of it unwillingly, and on the sofa in the living room, she was paralyzed and sat down. Not moving anymore.

Di Ling knew that this guy had received a big blow, but he pretended to ask: "Shavana, what's wrong with you?"

Shavana said weakly, "My magic has failed, and I instantly feel that life is so boring."

Chen Huan murmured in his heart: Mom's mentally retarded, don't be so depressed because this infamous magic fails.

Di Ling deliberately said: "What kind of magic do you want to play? Can I help you?"

"Come less!" Shavana hummed, "Why would the dark elves help others kindly? You can only help others as much as possible. You can never really want to help me sincerely."

Di Ling chuckled and said, "Oh, you found all of this, but...you should speak up and listen. Even if I don’t help you, Huanhuan will help you. You know, Huanhuan is the best person. Heart, he will definitely not refuse the needs of beautiful women." She deliberately emphasized the words "Huan Huan", "Help you", and "Needs of beautiful women". Provocative.

Shawana's eyes lit up, but they dimmed immediately: "Don't help me with Huanhuan! What I want to do cannot be helped by a man."

Di Ling thought: In other words, would you rather play with toys than men? Are you a pervert? Oh, this question has been answered early, you guy is indeed a pervert.

Chapter 828: It's Time to Brush the Demon King City

9 o'clock in the morning, regular update

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Shawana is undoubtedly a big pervert. She always likes to mix some filthy things. However, due to the backward technology of Fengmo Continent, she used to get some "body art" paintings to the greatest extent, which looks very strange. It was so enjoyable that she couldn't satisfy her strong "thirst for knowledge" in this regard.

After coming to the plane of the earth by accident, she has always been happily, because the world's technology is extremely advanced, and it has a wealth of audio-visual entertainment projects, especially the H-films of this world, which are simply too powerful. Compared with the "human body art paintings" of Fengmo Continent, it is obvious that the H-films of the earth position have more appetite for her.

However, she also ran into the same problem with many dead otaku...

That is, after watching a lot of ordinary H movies, I always want to actually operate it.