Maoshan Ghostbusters

Xing Tian thought that the old man was just joking, but he didn’t expect that the next day’s food would really be green tofu. Poorly his body is several times bigger than others, and he can only get the same amount of food. Where can he eat well? , There is still work to be done every day. I was so tired that I was called to work by the ferocious old man from the ground before dawn. If he moved slowly, he would be talking about him for a long time, and he could not go to bed until the sun went down.

Sometimes we catch up with insects, even in the middle of the night, they will be picked up by the land for deworming, because insects are the biggest enemy of the fruit. Who wants to eat a peach with a bug in the fruit, even if the tree in the flowering period is infested with insects It's amazing, the bugs will eat all the flowers, and they won't even bear fruit.

Early that morning, Xing Tian went to work in the Taoyuan again as usual, but saw a group of fairies flying around picking peaches in the garden with baskets in hand, and immediately stepped forward and shouted, "Bold, the land of the peach garden, how dare you? Picking peaches without permission, and eat my axe." After that, he picked up the giant axe and aimed at a fairy in red and chopped it down.

The fairy in red was so scared that she yelled, "It's so ugly, scare me too."

All the fairies were picking peaches talking and laughing, and suddenly saw a headless giant swinging an axe to cut them down, all screaming and flying around, peaches spilled all over the floor.

Seeing this, the land immediately shouted, "Xingtian, Hugh is so crazy, today is the flat peach festival, and the fairies come to pick peaches in preparation for the event."

Xing Tian knew that he was wrong, and said, "All the immortals calm down, and those who don't know are not to blame."

All the fairies wiped their sweat and said, "This is the first time I have seen such a ugly person. It really scares the slaves."

When Xing Tian heard this, his teeth were tickled with hatred, and he said that if you see me who has a head and are not fascinated by me, you will take the initiative to give and hug me, and all of you forget the fairy rules? He hated the Huangdi Laoer more and more for cutting off his head, and told him that even if he became a god, he could only be a headless monster, frightening a group of beautiful fairies in vain and suffering.

Although Xing Tian hated in his heart, he could only say, "It's so offended."

Tian said with a smile, "Little old man pays you fairies anymore. Xing's natural ugliness, it's his fault to come out to scare people. Fairies should continue picking peaches."

Actually said this uncle was ugly? Ge Lao Tzu was also very handsome at the time, Yangshan, fascinated by a large group of beautiful girls. Xing Tian wished to screw off the head of the old man, but he couldn't. First, of course, he didn't dare to do so. Second, even if he screwed off the head of the land, he still couldn't change the image of the headless monster in the fairies' minds. I can only endure it, Xing weather makes teeth rattle.

But being treated as a monster by a group of beautiful fairies is really maddening. Especially in places like Pan Taoyuan where you don't see women at all. It is estimated that all the flies in this flat peach garden are male.

The fairies flew to the tree to pick peaches with a smile.

Didi said, "Xingtian, come, a small tree suddenly appeared on the queen's red edge, and immediately hoeed it away. No plants can appear on the queen's red edge, not even a small grass."

Xing Tian said in amazement, "Why?"

Didi said, "Because we must ensure the nutrition of Empress Red, it must not be absorbed by other plants."

Xing Tian saw the small tree and had to smile wryly, "Little tree, little tree, don't blame me for being ruthless, blame you for being born in the wrong place."

Picking up the **** and falling, the small tree fell down.

While talking, I suddenly heard someone shouting at the entrance of the garden, "Earth, go to the Lingxiao Hall, the flat peach event will begin soon."

The land greeted, "Everyone, everybody will go to the Pantao Festival for one day off today."

All the great men threw down their work and mumbled toward the garden gate. Someone whispered, "It's totally unnecessary for us to go, and we don't have our peaches to eat."

The land knocked on the man's forehead, and said sternly, "Singing and dancing would be great, but you still want to eat peaches? Are you afraid of breaking your teeth?"

The man was still reluctant and unforgiving, "It's really a Luo Qi who is not a cicada breeder. By extension, it is a poor peach-cultivator, but there is no peach to eat."

The earth twisted the ear of the man, "You leave me, there are so many complaints."

Land took a group of great men and left with a smile, no one greeted Xing Tian. Xing Tian was stunned in the same place, wondering whether to drop his **** to chase them, but suddenly heard someone calling him.

Xing Tian looked back, but saw Jun Mu Dexing approaching him with a tray.

On the tray was a red peach and a jug of wine.

Xing Tian was stunned, "Is this peach for me?"

Mr. Mu Dexing nodded, "Your Majesty is grateful for your recent hard work, and I will reward you with a red queen red and a jug of wine, and order me to personally send it to reward you."

Xing Tian took the tray and was moved to tears. "Unexpectedly, your Majesty is still thinking about me. I'm just a shoveler."

At this moment, the direction of the Lingxiao Palace suddenly rang drums and melodious sounds of silk and bamboo slowly poured into the ears.

"Oh, it's the flat peach event that has begun, Mr. Mu Dexing, let's go quickly, but don't miss the singing and dancing performance." Xing Tian said, and ran out of the door excitedly.

"Stop." Mu De Xingjun said coldly behind him.

"Why?" Xing Tian turned around and asked in amazement.

Mu De Xingjun's voice is still as cold as ice, "I'll tell the truth, your majesty said that you are ugly and afraid of terrifying the fairies and fairies. Hereby give you a flat peach to enjoy alone, please stay." After that, he was like A breeze left Pan Taoyuan.

After a while, Xing Tian reacted, because Mao Zhong Li Shi did not eat peaches and he had one. Unexpectedly, it was ugly and ugly. What's so fresh about this broken peach? It caused all the great scholars to complain that they didn't eat it. Have a good taste.

Xing Tian sat on the ground, opened the cork of the wine, and smelled it, and he saw that the color was like amber, the aroma was fragrant, and it was the finest aged wine. Then he took a big sip, and felt refreshed, and all his troubles were forgotten.

"Good wine! Good wine! It's really a fairy wine, drink it, all your troubles will disappear, happy, happy!"

Xing Tian grabbed the peach and took a bite. Only the sweet and sour, soft and waxy flesh melted in the mouth. The unspeakable sweetness and sourness. One bite, full of fragrant mouth, could not help eating the whole peach in one breath. .

Strangely speaking, after eating Empress Red, Xing Tian felt that his body became lighter, his fatigue and soreness disappeared, and he became energetic again.

"Good peach! Good peach! It really is the best delicacy, eat it, relieve fatigue and nourish energy."

After drinking all the wine and eating the peaches, Xing Tian was reluctant to think about Shu. He didn't care about his status or status, and he only felt that he was no longer worried and infinitely comfortable.

"It would be nice to live like this," Xing Tian muttered to himself, then fell to the ground and fell asleep, with happy saliva dripping from the corner of his mouth.