Maoshan Ghostbusters

In the Lingxiao Palace, there is a soft sound of silk and bamboo. A group of young girls in golden skirts are dancing to the music. Several green-robed girls are sitting and playing music. Some are playing the flute, some are playing the pipa, some are knocking. With the big drum, the girl in the golden skirt constantly changes the dance formation and posture as the music changes, sometimes rotating, sometimes bending over, and sometimes throwing long sleeves to dance sleeves, reminiscent of the flapping butterfly. Between their gestures, even with a smile and a frown, they matched the score with the music.

Seeing that the Jade Emperor and the officials were dumbfounded, they were shocked by the case.

At the end of the song, the Jade Emperor and the officials were still in the mood, and said in unison, "Come on again."

The girl in the golden skirt and the girl in the green robe gave a happy blessing and replied, "Make it."

At this moment, Tianding, who was guarding the gate of Lingxiao Treasure Hall, hurried in, "Your Majesty, there is a headless giant outside the door asking to see you."

"Headless giant?"

Everyone was in an uproar upon hearing this.

The girls who had just danced and played were even more shocked, and shrank together in surprise.

The Jade Emperor waved to the girls, "You first step back."

"Yes, Your Majesty." The girls nodded together.

Then, the girl in the golden skirt turned into a golden bird, and the girl in the green robe turned into a green bird, chirping, and flew into the hall noisily.

The Jade Emperor coughed and said, "What headless giant? What's his name?"

Tianding said, "In response to your Majesty, it is called Xingtian."

The Jade Emperor frowned, "Xing Tian?"

Obviously, he had no impression of the name.

Seeing the Jade Emperor startled, the officials also talked a lot.

Taibai Jinxing went up and said, "Your Majesty, you really forget things. Before, there was a giant warrior who fought with the Yellow Emperor. After his head was cut off, he continued to fight with his **** as his eyes and his umbilicals as his mouth. You heard about this at the time. After the strange man, didn't he immediately decide to let him become a fairy?"

"Oh, I have an impression. It turns out that the giant's name is Xingtian." The Jade Emperor laughed loudly, "But why did he come to the Heavenly Court to report so long after that?" Tianding said, stupefied, "Immediately declare him Enter the hall."

"Yes, Your Majesty." Tianding hurried out.

Xing Tian stood in front of the steps of Lingxiao Hall, waiting left and right, but he couldn't help being a little annoyed when he didn't see Tianding coming out.

I was standing with weak legs and sore legs, but I saw the Tianding beckoning at him, "Go in, Your Majesty will tell you to face him immediately."

Xing Tian happily walked up the steps and walked into the hall in three steps and two steps.

As soon as Xing Tian entered the hall, the officials were shocked. Although they had known that the visitor was a headless giant, they were still shocked when they saw Xing Tian.

Xing Tian knelt down on the ground respectfully and submitted an official document, "The last Xing Tian, ​​when he went to the prefecture to report, was told by Yan Luo that he had become immortal. The dream of mortals to become immortals was originally the dream of hundreds of millions of Li people. , I will be honored at the end, Xie Your Majesty Longen."

Tianding followed the official document and handed it to the Jade Emperor. After reading it, the Jade Emperor nodded and said loudly, "All Aiqing, today Xing Tianchu has become immortal. Seeing where there are few official positions, he will be removed."

The officials shook their heads together, "Recently, the heavenly court is overcrowded. There are many officials in all the palaces and halls of the heavenly palace. His second uncle in Zhu Bajie hasn't made any arrangements yet. Now he is a pitted radish. How can there be any vacancies? ."

The Jade Emperor frowned, "This..."

Seeing that the Jade Emperor was embarrassed, Xing Tian hurriedly lowered his posture, "Your Majesty, I will do everything at the end and never pick and choose."

Wu Quxing said, "If this is the case, Pan Taoyuan has a spare job, so why not send him there to be a steward."

The Jade Emperor nodded, "Just let him be a flat peach ambassador." Then he ordered, "Mu De Xingjun, I order you to take him immediately."

Mr. Mu Dexing went out and said, "Zunzhi."

Xing Tian immediately knelt down and kowtowed, and gratefully followed Mu De Xingjun away.

In a short while, the two arrived at Pan Peach Garden, but they saw that the peach trees in the garden were full of heavy fruits, and the aroma was salivating. The **** tree man, the water man, the peach man, and the cleaning man are busy among the trees.

The land in the garden stepped forward and said, "What is the matter of Lord Mu Dexing here?" When he saw Xing Tian, ​​he was immediately stunned, "This headless one?"

Mr. Mu Dexing smiled, "He is called Xingtian, and he is a newcomer here. As for whether he is responsible for hoeing trees, transporting water, peaches, or cleaning, it is up to you to decide after consultation. The land, Xingtian will be handed over to you. . I'll leave first." After saying that, without waiting for an answer, I took a big step away.

The land circled his hands in a trumpet shape and shouted, "The **** tree man, the water man, the peach man, the cleaning man, everyone, all of them stop, come and gather for a small meeting."

Zhong Lishi was tired and sweaty, and was happy to take a break. But when they came closer and saw Xing Tian, ​​they couldn't help being frightened.

The land coughed and coughed twice, and said loudly, "He is called Xing Tian, ​​and he has been working with everyone from today, and everyone should help him more." Then he turned to Xing Tian, ​​"Xing Tian, ​​I see that you are not going to lose, so it is better to do it. Isn’t that a tree **** man?"

Xing Tian smiled bitterly, "Whatever."

Land waved, "Okay, everyone go to work. Xingtian, come with me, and I will show you the trees here."

Xing Tian reluctantly followed the old man with white beard, and the land stopped in front of a lush and leafy tree, "This tree is the queen in the yard, because the fruit it bears is red and big. It is called Empress Red." Then he pointed to a slightly shorter peach tree next to it and said, "The yield of this tree is second only to Empress Red. Because the fruit it bears is sweet and delicious, we call it Feizitian."

Xing Tian smiled bitterly, "The queen is red? The concubine is sweet? Not every tree here has a name, right?"

The land nodded, "Yes, every tree has a name. The tree behind you is called Cui Cui, and then it is green and red, indigo, honey yellow, red... etc. We said that the tree needs The name of the tree will be mentioned directly when removing insects, pruning or watering and weeding, so that the wise men will find it quickly and carry out related repairs or maintenance."

Xing Tian was shocked and speechless, and had to look at the peach tree in front of him in a daze.

The land coughed and coughed, "Finally, I have to explain to you a very important point, that is, your duty is to ensure the healthy growth of peach trees and cultivate fruits for the needs of the flat peach club. Do not steal, because every tree here The number of fruits is recorded in the book. Empress Red currently has 295, concubine sweet has 253, and the number of fruits on the other fruit trees is also recorded. As long as one fruit is missing, the powerful men will be punished collectively."

Xing Tian laughed loudly, "You little old man, you really can laugh. I always eat meat and not vegetarian. How rare are you?"

The land laughed, "The strong man said this, the old man is relieved, but the food of the heavenly man is not bad."

Xing Tian had to gritted his teeth and said, "Well, as the saying goes, vegetables and tofu are the best nourishment."