Magic Farmer Dara

What about Fang? We will tell him some of the information, about us two assistants ... but we will not talk about the system. Too much information is problematic. If that goes wrong, we will wash his brains and he will forget everything! It's easy! The owner, you do not need to think a lot, who thinks a lot is never happy!

Yeah .. you are not the kind of henchmen. Well, now is the time, you need to be vigilant. As they say in the White Stone Capital - it is better to be more vigilant than to miss something, due to lack of attention!

This is about the fact that the former does not happen? Well, like, master.

Uh ... you surprised me. So, in which case you can easily apply the methods of a special psychology.

No, just the usual hidden mind control of the chosen person. Why problems?

This has its point of view ...

...

Fang looked at Sukhrob and Dilshadu in surprise ...

Hey, Dara, do you hear that too?

Of course!

Do not think that only you are crazy! Bro, if anything, both of us!

Not! Can not be?

What nonsense and nonsense!

This is not a manga and not a novel of some kind? This is real life! What are these magical creatures! I am an atheist1 I do not believe it!

Well, I am not an atheist, having lived in the world, I have already seen the collapse of the whole world, the destruction of old ties, the creation of a new world, the relocation of a country from a state of a developed economy to a state of a third world country ... So, I think, magic entities may well appear

Our world is unusual! You just need to be able to see it, look at the world not from a bunker and see a rectangular, gray sky in a loophole, but with wide eyes! Then you can see the turquoise sky and all the beauty of our world!

Well! Well!!! Bro! You brought again!

Okay ... let's imagine that this is possible!

But, explain to me why the tractor assembled in China, the tractor in our Chinese factory, why is it called by the Persian name and not by the Han one?

This is quite understandable! The magic essence appeared in our world, and not in China, therefore the tractor, identifies itself with Persian roots and not Han ones!

In the end, all the people came from Africa, so Bro, calm down.

Uhhhhh ...

Our first humanoid appeared in the Selengur cave 1,800,000 years ago.

We have in China before!

Yes, I heard about the first man-made human being that dates back 5,000,000 years ago. But then scientists said it was a mistake.

In general, the first people of the modern species appeared in the late Paleolithic. In different regions, they appeared later, then earlier. We have it 48,000 years ago. What is interesting some tribes could master agriculture 1000 years earlier than others. Although it seems that the distance between them was only some 980 km. What for that time is children's distance. During the days of the ancient Paleolithic, a person could easily walk 70 km a day. So strange ...

Uh ...

Yes, here you have some strange, abnormal, abnormal things going on ...

Well, what did you come to?

Yes!

We are better! It will be easier to do business! No need to spend money on gasoline, kerosene, diesel fuel, electricity, spare parts, solid savings!

Now just say that they will do what they will do!

Aah ... I wonder if you can take them to China, can they work there?

No, Fang, stop the bullshit! We can work as magical beings only on this earth, with this anomaly. We will not be able to work there!

Hey you brazen snouts! Why do you turn to the Dara, Master? And to me so disrespectfully just by name?

Well, you sold me to him, so he is my master, something like that! But you are his Bro, that's why we call you by name. Like relatives!

To call someone mister, although he has recently been a friend, is it not hypocrisy?

Yes, it is hypocrisy that is considered to be one of our biggest sins. So most clans ... will be losers in the best of worlds.

What is this world?

In this, the near world, it is given for the testing of man, is he human or not? Money, here does not determine the value and significance of a person, although of course they are important for life. What is important? Well, atheists have this called the inner conscience, Confucius spoke about "Jun-Tzu", we say that the measure is "soul".

But come back to our magical entities, what can they do?

We can do what is in our functions, cultivate the land, sow, fertilize, harvest, make maps, water, clean the house, create an energy barrier of several levels, brainwash, teleport small objects ...

... teleport? This is fantastic !!!

This is not fiction, I read Dara, some five years ago in the "American Science" magazine we had such a translation that the teleport will become possible with the development of existing technologies in 2028. Only ... we are 10 years ahead of them, as well as you, dear Bro. While in Iowa they were developing a prototype of a remote tractor, you had already invented a remote mini-tractor in Chendu. That's where the genius of thought? !!!

Okay, stop laughing! But we had already debugged the idea on toys and models. So just need to reproduce it later, on a slightly larger size.

Where can you teleport? Dilshodu? Well, in those places where there is a master. Where am I? In principle, this is possible. But only under the condition that you will, drink tea from the "Deer grass". This is the key to this. Why can Dara do this without tea?

Because he absorbed the power of the coin! Now he is the owner of these animal lands! Now you need to maintain the level of microbes in your blood and trace elements in order for this magic to work!

No shit!

Yes, and who is easy now?

So you can cultivate any land? Anywhere? Any country?

Not! Only in this place! Since there is an anomalous zone!

Can you and Dara explain to us what an abnormal zone is?

Suhrab, in the magical essence looked at Dilshodu ...

First, you probably need to clarify what we are?

We are a magic entity, manifested on the mental level, we can materialize as a projection of people, before we would be called spirits. We can move objects, clean up, cook ... we are the creature of the animal environment.

How it works. It's all about alien microbes. They came to Earth on this particular field for the last 35,000 years. Here, the language of the last glaciation used to be ... the glacier was simpler ... there was water in it ... with microbial impurities ... During the last 17,000 years, during the ancient Holocene, small meteorites often fell into this region ... the last one fell 500 years ago ... and started the fermentation process, that is, a chemical reaction began in the soil. As you know, the soil itself consists of various chemical elements ... and then there is also alien ...

But in other parts of the world, meteorites are also falling, so why precisely from us, they acquired precisely such strange properties?

It's a miracle! That is, in a complex of circumstances, combinations of different chemical elements, microbes, their interactions. Two coins. Everyone thought it was bronze and copper, and these were alien elements with a special type of microbes capable of evoking DNA! Coins were also obtained from meteorites ... they affected the soil ... a meteorite 500 years ago gave just an impetus to this. It contained the missing germs to start the process, its launch.

But the second coin ... it is, somewhere here in the area ... we feel it ... But we cannot find it! Is that Dilshodu, but he needs to buy special sensors, scanners, but they are not for civilian purposes. Now they have introduced, clans banning the importation and sale of copters, they were lucky that they allowed to use already purchased and tested in the laboratory of metrology and standardization.

... Then Dilshodu would have to sit all day in the garage. Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha !!!

Yeah ... I was lucky! You do not, you have here, everywhere a monopoly !!! Do you have clans determine your future or ...

Well, let's not talk about sad things!

In general, we can extend our essence only to this territory, from the center of this farm, our zone of operation within a radius of 25 km. Hi!

Hello!

No, of course, we can work on a radius of 50 km, Sukhrab's voice was heard in Dara head, but Fang does not need to know about it ...

Why?

Well, you Dara and your brother Fang... said the system! But what about the hierarchical ranking system, you are notold, you don't understand the same rules of the game in the East, you won't go anywhere without these rituals! You have more information, but he, like your Bro, has information of the second level and not the highest!

Shit! Said in your mind, Dara! System are you from the clan world too? Of course, but how? Otherwise it is impossible! You can change the rules? Not! Well, not yet, not all the possibilities are still open, you need an update!

How to achieve it, this is your update?

I need to find my stupid sister, a bronze coin! Then the functionality will be updated!

Yes, it's not easy!

This is the world! As our Burmese friends said there - look in yourself, look around, then you will understand how this world works!

Now generally, Burma, called Myanmar! Well, it's on Earth, the usual problems, countries and nations change their name every couple of centuries.

You are an example. Born in one country, and you live in another, while you still live in one place. Yes, there is.

He lived in one social system of values, and then flew to another, but it turned out to be not quite traditional capitalism. This is some kind of mutant market - planned economy.

What is your sister's character?

She is a confused person! I thought once her status is a little higher than mine, can she lift her nose in front of me ?!

Who is she?

She also flew in from the same planet as me!

I remember that during the times of the Tang era, she sang such a song, and I sang her own:

"I am a bronze coin but with a secret

I was cast in the glorious empire of Tan

I do not lose the ignorant

Otherwise, after all, do not escape trouble

I will help you to master the conversation

Nomads windy steppe

And exuberant curb their tempers

See what will be there ahead

And survive the severe cold

Sizzling cruel heat

I can satisfy your terrible hunger

And thirsty just you touch me

First sip a magic decoction

Its composition you should know for sure

Grass find the deer in the ravine

Svari still desert dew

Add mint to a mountain stream

Cherry leaves in general beauty

Of course, and the apple flower

Dried alchi

But wait but don't drink cold

Close your eyes and wait for a miracle

The second half laughed

Hearing these twin speeches

Of course, at the mountain mint river

In the sultry desert is very good

Broth wonderful drinking this right

And so from thirst you will save yourself

And in the cold truth will warm

Add koumiss and language you find

You are common and severe with a nomad

And resident sullen mountains

And the gift of foresight is not news.

In a dream, hungover from such teas

Yes, I'm not bronze made of copper

Although cast in the same forms

Wonderful in your own way notice

Been in the pocket of the poor man

Yes, for me often fought in a fight

As a result, I got more often

Who feels like a wolf where the ambush

And the wolf's hearing and sight are still those

And of course the poor man needs flattery

To greedy guards deceive

And about the trade that good luck

I will not deny so as not to scare

My sister but from another test

Forgive her you this foolish speech

Do not hesitate and put together

Such power is not an accident, after all ...".

Where is she fool, now?

How did you even come to us? What is your story?

Well, if you want to know about us, you would have to read the old work on "'Jiang' Magic Coin". However, it is hard to find, and the author was too lazy to write everything ... but you can find out something from there.

In short, your ancestor Dara ... and your ancestor Bro, Li-Ban. We met in the Principality of He ... Dara for some reason decided to teach Li-Ban ... a coin was stolen from him, a certain Javed, who later intermarried with your family ... like the Chief Minister Small An. It turned out that he was their kind ... in general, complicated history. Li-Ban was exiled for the loss of a 10-year coin to the Lobnor Desert, at a customs point, to guard the Silk Road caravans. But he returned to the Principality of He ... and then they reconciled with Dara. They even opened a caravanserai together, became successful merchants ... But it should have been in that book, but the author could not fully disclose it ... and maybe wrote, but the part that I saw there was no such story ...

But a bronze coin, my sister Javed was thrown out hot in a mountain river ... and then they, along with Dara and Li-Ban, searched, but could not find it. Since at least 25 years have passed since then ...

But I can smell her! But she does not get in touch! Sulking probably!

So the owner, look for her !!!!

You will gain new knowledge and power, and after all these years I will finally reset her brains! Probably her bored too!

What is this nonsense!

But it's true!

How many people, so much truth!

Well with this question we found out!

What are our future plans? What do we do?

Well, I haven't really figured it out yet ?!

For example, how will the soil affect the seeds, their germination, agrotechnical measures, how quickly or vice versa will our garden crops grow slowly?

This is an abnormal soil, these alien microbes will not be dangerous to other people's health? How to check it? Can you believe the word alien creatures?

Is it not their goal to enslave people?

Your people have surrendered to us! You are lagging behind the level of civilization development of 22,000 worlds for tens of thousands of years.

You are not interested in conquering us at all.

We just do research on how our alien tourists who have crashed on your planet survive and are trying to adapt to your non-logical system of value relationships. Not everyone succeeds. You people - animals actually, among you, very few, real people. But sometimes you have the courage to realize your delusions, repent and return to the path of the enlightenment of consciousness!

Hey, sister, can we leave the philosophy for another time?

Not a problem, but we'll come back to this.

I almost do not doubt it!

I've heard that the Americans said, do not use Chinese telecommunication technology. Well, let them not use it. We have no money for others.

Without Chinese technology, we would live without phones, computers, televisions, enterprises for processing products ...

Americans are certainly a great nation, but they are far away, and our allies are primordial, for the last 2,000 years there have been Chinese, Persians, 1,000 years Arabs ... 300 years Russian ... so that there may be questions. An old friend, more valuable than new ones.

So that the Americans can have an influence on their allies, and we are, in general, neither cold nor hot. Yes, and we have Chinese companies and corporations, but something from the American market is not breaking. On the other hand, what should they catch, if the GDP is equal - to finance them from one university or two, well, such weight ones.

So what are your answers sister?

Do not worry, the seeds should grow faster, they will not get sick, the yield increase is guaranteed by all 60 percent!

This can not be? This is all nonsense!

No, in reality of course you would be right, the yield may be 20-30 percent, but now the whole world of the farm is magical!

Yes, and alien microbes have long been accustomed to your or already correct to speak our planet? So why should they ruin their object of research?

So do not worry, there is no harm from alien microbes! Even the benefits will be! The healing properties will be enhanced, without harm to the energy of the human body.

The safety of the fruit will be more. The supporters won't know anything, everything will be blocked by our own security system!

Sister, but why are you speaking in modern terms? In theory, you should talk about the techniques of the times of the Tang era ?!

Well, we all learn, we update information about the world, and it goes on developing, constantly. So don't think about it too much!

Good!

...

Hey, Dara! Well, it seems we have dealt with this!

Yes, that is right!

Our plans are as follows:

Need to decide where we will buy the seeds? Which varieties to choose? How much is it? Do I need to undergo sanitary inspection of seeds? Delivery terms? Guaranteed by the seed manufacturer that they are pest-free ...

The place has already been prepared, now you need to start sowing in the next 7-10 days.

After we will need to think about the artesian well, how much it will cost, who will drill, think about the issue of water delivery to the field.

Don't worry about it, we can solve this issue ourselves, said Suhrab.

But so that environmentalists do not get wind!

Of course, we will create the illusion that engineering communications are going there.

This will be a significant savings!

Interestingly, here I thought, and if I touch the device for a small hydroelectric station, will it also acquire magical properties?

You are not Midas the Phrygian king, so that, having touched to turn things into gold?

What do you say my sister?

Who knows? Need to look at the place.

But would we have more helpers ?!

You can definitely try on our motorcycle with a sidecar, eh?

Come check!