Magic Farmer Dara

This is a work of art. Any resemblance to real people or real events is purely coincidental.

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Someone has already dug their field! Who?

The field was carefully dug up, trenches and beds, pits were created. They were all of different sizes and types. Divided by aram, a flag was set over each group indicating what should be planted, what the approximate yield will be.

Hey, bro, yesterday was this the same? Aah ...

Did not have!

Now there is!

Eh ... something incomprehensible going on ...

Or maybe we all plowed yesterday?

Aha-aha, we had collective sleepwalking and we plowed the whole night ?!

Stop talking every heresy!

Well, you're so angry!

It's not me, it's angry my liver that you're such an idiot!

Why am I an idiot?

What did you just say? I still remember what I did yesterday!

Then Dara suddenly, sharply and loudly shouted - NOT THREE! Dara you here, Yes I am here!

What are you doing? Bro?

Crazy?

Fang looked doubtfully at Dara.

Not! I'm in my mind, just checking to see if I'm under hypnosis!

What is this technique?

Yes. The technique, we were trained for internship - Indian yoga ... according to the program "People Skill Communication".

Why did they teach you that?

Well, what could we resist, industrial spies!

You are the historians themselves famous weathervanes ... where the new wind of change will blow, then you say ...

Uh ... OK, this does not apply to the topic. In any case, I am not a historian of ideology, I am a historian of science. Facts and descriptions of events.

Of course you shouldn't believe in history textbooks, there is a solid ideology, a vision of the world - through the eyes of influential clans, since they want the younger generation to see the story. She is far from the truth. So already established, the old traditions do not change. Only there is a change of scenery, the background is changing, but the essence ... Well, you understand, I hope.

Well, to hell with him, with your story, who actually plowed the field?

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This is our master!

I went glitches thought Dara! Already strange voices began to appear in my head!

No, the owner is not glitches, we are Suhrab and Dilshodu!

Who?

Suhrab and Dilschodu!

Alas, I do not know those!

Who you are?

We are Sukhrab and Dilshodu!

Who????

Well, I am a tractor, my name is Suhrab, and this is my younger brother copter - Dilshodu!

Oops! Exactly that tea was clearly not the one! Glitches !!!!

Boss, you have no glitches! This is us!

Yeah ... Dara was stunned, he had not yet walked away from his morning sleep ... he did not understand and did not remember that yesterday he was talking to the system in his head ...

Suhrab began a lengthy explanation to his crazy master ...

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The coin is all about its (his?). It was forged from a meteorite, which was found in the era of the Tang empire, and when he himself fell to Earth no one knows ... The coin had special properties. They were generally 12 ... 12 bronze and 12 copper ... after Li Ban lost one and Dara, your distant ancestor ... there are only 11 of them left. But during the Qing era, all the remaining coins disappeared ... maybe they are somewhere and lie in modern China ... but nothing is known about them yet ... Li Ban got for a loss, he was exiled for 11 years to guard the Silk Road caravans to Lob Nor desert ... But after 11 years he still met Dara ... they later opened their the caravanserai ... and made good money ... Dara also got it, but that's another story.

Boss, do you want to hear about its?

Not today, come on, let me tell you the essence, you can give a batch message, I don't understand a damn thing. Do not pull the cat by the balls ... let's quickly speak ...

Well, the whole thing was in it ... the Jiang copper coin had lain underground for too long ... 1400 years is not a pound of raisins to eat! Yes, and next to it lay two fragments of meteorites ever since, when they fell 500 years ago. Everything would be fine, but water was added in addition and a miracle ... all this led to an unexpected and irreversible chemical reaction ... Meteorite fragments had their own microbes, space microbes ...

Well, you, stop telling me here - the Agricultural Farm of Moyashimon, such as alien microbes, came to Earth to ferment with us and it turned out that this is an anomaly ?!

Yes, you are on the fly all the master grasps! So it was!

Well, where is that second coin, which is bronze?

Oh, master, you have yet to find it!

But as the copper coin "… .Niánqīng de shūshu" ... says that he feels the strength of the bronze coin "Jiang-Gāojí shūshu", he, somewhere in this area ... needs to be looked for ...

Hey, hey ... and who are "Gāojí shūshu", "… .Niánqīng de shūshu"?

This is the owner, two coins the eldest uncle - Bronze Jiang and the younger uncle - Copper Jiang.

Oh, how they love it in the East, hierarchical relations, build large families ... and then they start there, the older ones put pressure on the younger ones, single out their favorites and those they don't like. The patriarch can love some, the matriarch of others. There is competition, if the family is good, following the path of enlightenment, then that will be the end of it. If not? That will begin to intrigue, a large family will want more power, influence, to grow and become a clan. There are intrigues, conspiracies, factional struggle, violence, surveillance, interception, spies ... and the end of the family.

But we are lucky, we just have a family, without any Eastern hierarchical things ...

So with the uncles, too, all is good ...

So, this coin, these microbes, this is the earth, they all came into contact, the reaction started, it started, 200 years ago and just 20 years ago it was completed! It was a miracle! Magic! Magic was activated when your blood and DNA of that Gift came in contact with the coin, and microbes entered the structure of that coin.

This and that allowed ... when you hit us, then we came to life ... our consciousness ... those thoughts that an engineer had invested in us, designers, designers ... it all entered into some strange resonance. Our ancient forces of ... metal ... awakened ... apparently, we had some grains of ancient elements of the Earth ... and maybe metals from other planets.

Something in my brain is starting to boil. I would live in the White Stone Capital, one sixth of the land, I would have not Eastern but Western mentality, I would say - what nonsense, nonsense, nonsense, nonsense, fiction, nonsense, nonsense, heresy, stupidity, absurdity, nonsense. How often they like to talk there!

But in the East, the usual nonsense, as a rule, turns out to be true of some clans, the usual heresy turns out to be quite viable, nonsense and nonsense turn out to be quite demanded by life.

So I will take your word, my dear Suhrab and Dilshodu!

Who are you?

Apart from the fact that you are a tractor and you are a copter?

Well, we are magical entities! It's easier. What to think about the exact name!

Well, so be it!

Then who is this system?

This is the younger uncle - Jiang ... but yesterday he was very tired, nervous, sleeping, waking up, he would tell.

Now we are your two apprentices, henchmen, we will look after the farm ourselves. Yes, we set the energy barrier so that all experts from NASA and other space agencies, all your clans, do not use their hands to test us.

The farther from them, the better. So, in space images, aerial images, old-spherical airships, our farm will look like ordinary gray soil, with low salinity of land and forms of deflationary erosion.

So everything is okay. And the thieves of the garden to you will not pass. You can sleep peacefully, no one will disturb your sleep, including mosquitoes, flies, gadflies, and we will give the bees a pass. Do not worry.

Due to the animated soil, we agreed with the local microbes and aliens, rubbed with the forward looking, the boss of these microbes, gave the go-ahead, so there will be no problems. And the parasites will not pass!

If you are still using micronutrient fertilizers, the yield increase will not be 30 percent, but all 60! At the same time, the soil itself, the circulation of substances in nature, will not be harmed, since everything is seized. Everything is ecologically clean! Organic food!

Well ... what to say ... great ...

Does Bro hear our conversation?

Not.

Fang, because he drank tea, inhaled microbes on this earth, now also has some of the former properties… .Niánqīng de shūshu, if you find and - Jiang- Gāojí shūshu, then its strength will increase.

Yes?

Of course!

The elder uncle of Jiang- Gāojí shūshu brought to its owner, a foresight of events in the world and his country, destiny.

Great! Possess insider information a couple of years in advance! And how many years, foresaw events?

No one knows the owner!

Here, that's right, all these predictions, heresy! Man, he can not find out what will happen to him in a minute! Even Noah couldn't know that! Apparently, not everything is so simple here, maybe it is just that waking up is better than intuition and flair?

We will not know this until we meet "Jiang-Gāojí shūshu", master!

Come on, what other properties are there?

Cure ills!

Interestingly, he can cure and modern disease?

Probably yes!

The ability to understand the languages ​​of other nations!

Interesting and how does this mechanism work? Being a polyglot is great of course! As the Persians say, the more a person knows languages, the more he understands the world!

Master, the mechanism is simple. The coin enhances the natural genes of man, waking up his ancient skills, knowledge embedded in DNA from the time of his ancestors!

By the way, yes, I know my ancestors to the seventh generation! I know from what kind we are, what our battle cry is, the places of nomads and the places of farmers, where our clan came from. We are not some rootless, forgotten roots. Our family had its own tamga, its own coat of arms.

In the family were traders, warriors, merchants, farmers, scientists, even one poor fellow, a captive minister ... peasants and nomads.

Here you want to say that waking up the power of the ancestors? Those skills that we do not use in everyday life? Is our hidden power activated?

Something that reminds me a lot, the Chinese story, by the way, "Chronicles of the Primordial Wars" ... so I say, in modern literature, there are already so many repetitions, cliches, stable stereotypical images ... You think the new original genre, mainstream ... and then bam, and some old image emerges from runobe, manga, visual novel or light novel ... Everything has long been invented before us ...

Well, I grabbed your idea!

Then it became interesting to me, why didn't anything grow on the ground if it was so abnormal?

Ah, this is the junior uncle -.Niánqīng de shūshu ordered not to activate the vegetative process.

Then why did that bush - grass deer appear?

Uncle also does not know?

Not everything is under his control!

Well, the stump is clear! Truth, only one!

So it should be!

Thanks to this, as I understand it, everything has become more active. In addition to genes, blood, it was necessary to start the process. "Deer Grass" just gave apparently such a start!

So I was just lucky!

Okay, what else is there then?

The coin allows you to dull the sense of hunger and thirst.

Yeah, and this is bad for man! If this would allow somehow to fill the body with water and food, it would be better! But apparently, those who gave such functionality to the coin were not familiar with a healthy lifestyle?

Not! They were familiar! But the fact was that in exceptional situations, a person should be able to forget about it! For business!

I will not use this skill.

If in the desert, the water is easy to find. If there are a couple of cellophane bags. The first way is to throw a package on the camel thorn, for 1 hour on it is condensed moisture, about 100 ml of water. The second to dig a hole, lay it with a package, close something ... 200 ml of water will collect in 1 hour and the food? You can catch the locust, it is very tasty. You can bake it in the sun, would be aluminum foil. I need to eat legs ... I somehow ate, delicious! Like chips, while others say it looks like chicken.

That would be a coin, reported such information that you can eat, where you can find water and in what way. Then this opportunity would be of great benefit!

Master, this coin awakened these instincts for exactly three days. More would have led to the loss of energy in humans, his premature aging.

It is clear! It is interesting with the change in the structure of the coin, whether its processes affecting our organism have changed.

Yes! It is not harmful to health! Other mechanisms are activated, your natural immunity increases!

Then I had a second question.

It is curious how the seeds of plants will be changed, hitting an abnormal soil?

They will also reveal their initial potential inherent in them at the gene level!

This will not lead to a mutant manifestation, will there be contraindications?

Not!

Their healing properties will be awakened!

Now it is too early to say what exactly they will be, we do not yet know for ourselves!

But we will see it when they start growing! Then all the information about them will appear!

Who will appear?

First, at Niánqīng de shūshu, then he will give it to us, well, you all will, the owner will receive the default, of course, until the younger uncle sleeps!

Yeah, that means how! The system goes into sleep mode! Well, it was worth the wait! This is not a fantasy but a real world, although of course a bit strange.

It's good!

What about the copper coin?

Niánqīng de shūshu - it allowed to see better things with the effect of "zooming" in 10 times the size.

But why did Bro and I see it so well ?!

Yes!

Have a delicate ear and hear even a whisper from a hundred steps. The ability to flatter, speak sweet words that can open the closed doors of the "soul" of man. Attracting good luck when doing business!

Now everything is clear!

How much is this action? Too three days?

No, now it will last 20 days, said a harsher voice!

Your Excellency, Niánqīng de shūshu is awake!

Suhrab, happily greeted, along with Dilshodu - the younger uncle!

Yes, I woke up!

So master, if you find a respected elder uncle "Jiang-Gāojí shūshu" then your effects may improve as well as add new knowledge.

Stamina will appear, you can not sleep without harm for health for 20 days.

Wow! I didn't sleep for two days, and almost got bent. He fell, broke his arm, lost concentration. Then he fell again, on the concrete block and hurt his face. After it became worse to think and see!

Are you talking about 20 days ?! It's a tin!

Good sleep, the basis of a healthy lifestyle! Hey, country you! Knowledge of medicine has gone far ahead in 1400 years!

I said that without harm to health!

Somehow I can't believe it ?!

You need to believe!

Okay, what's next?

You can read the wash others!

But this is absolutely useless! People's thoughts are so scary, you know less, sleep better! This is very sensible, wise advice!

Hey, master, are you some not as enthusiastic as I imagined ?!

Why are you such a cynic?

This is the reality of the modern, clan world!

Also you can easily pick up 30 dou rice!

Hey, how much is this one dow?

One dou equals 10 sheng.

Well, how much is 1 sheng in it?

In one shene - 10 ge!

Eeeeeee! I ask how many in liters or kilograms? Familiar to us the International System of Units!

Hey, Junior Uncle, System, you must now acquire new knowledge!

Otherwise, what is this magic ?! We'll have to recount everything, redo it, from that knowledge, the Tang era ... during this time the world has changed very much !!!!

Well, how much is it in kg? Your Dow?

Suhrab you know? After all, you gathered in Chendu?

Yes, the owner, but this is not kg, but liters. In China, it is customary to measure rice in liters!

Oooooh! How many in liters?

Only 10 liters 354 ml.

That is 30 dow it will be only 320, 62 liters!

Not bad, however!

But here, probably in the era of the Tang dynasty, did your "dow" possibly have a different volume?

No, I talked about Tang time!

Ahhhh.

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Hey, Dara, why are you stupidly staring at one point?

What do we do?

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Yes, but what about the situation with Fang, asked the Dara...

... system you are listen me?