I Really Don’t Want To Be a Natural Disaster

"There is a bonfire in the jumbled forest!"

"Boom!"

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"The traces of the enemy's picnic were found near Wuxin Lake! By the bonfire...the enemy's dummy appeared again!"

Well, this time you don't need to look at it to know it's fake.

"..., boom again!"

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"Brando abandoned the crystal mine and found traces of the enemy's picnic!"

"..., forget it! Next one!"

...

"Fuck! Next one!"

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"I found traces of the enemy! That dog... that dog... actually raised the middle finger! Suspected it was some kind of signalling signal!"

"Fuck? I still don't believe me, you are so honest all the way west! Give this commander...er, this emperor...chase!!!"

...

Fourteen floating boats billowing in dense smoke flew over the sky in a panic, black smoke with dark clouds all the way, and the air pollution capacity was MAX.

One minute.

Two minutes.

ten minutes.

When the shadows of the fourteen floating boats completely disappeared from the horizon.

By the campfire.

The "Wang Tiandi Mud Dog", who held his **** motionless, suddenly sneezed.

As Emperor Wang Tian sneezed, the other "clay figures" also moved.

Li Erpang patted the mud on his body "Bah, baah," and said, "Fuck? Did you really fool that old yin beep? It's awesome!"

Ning You explained with a smile: "Without him, I just used the other party's inertial thinking. However, I didn't expect Brother Yi Lin to have such a bold idea..."

Yi Lin laughed and said: "But Blacksmith Ge Lang said that the shot that was shot consumed enough fuel equivalent to one hundred thousand gold coins, and each shot was money. He didn't know it was a fake. Probably just to pretend to be coercion, sparks bombarded all the way."

Several people took out the map, and quickly studied the next route in situ after flicking the hovercraft killer away.

Li Erpang didn't bother to think so much, so he put the "pork stew pot" that had not been fully cooked not long ago on the bonfire and waited happily for the meal.

"Foodies!"

Xiao Chu'er saw Li Erpang's movement from the corner of her light, her eyes rolled contemptuously, but quietly put a clean empty bowl under the pot.

Yi Lin ignored other people's small movements.

He frowned slightly and pointed his finger on the map.

"We are here now."

"From the extreme west of the Gaia continent, there are about two leveling areas away."

"If it goes well, the player should have been chasing to the shore, thinking that we are going to escape from Gaia from this direction."

"Blacksmith Ge Lang said that there are three ports on the Gaia continent where you can find voyage floaters."

"The first is Port Isita, the largest commercial and civil port, but unfortunately it is no longer available there."

"The second is here to the north, a ‘Double Lion Country’ with a population of 100,000. It is said that there is a military port in it, which is not open to civilians, unless we have enough reputation."

"Third, there is a secret port used for smuggling in the black market in the westernmost part of the Gaia continent. There are many floating boats of unknown origin parked there."

Guru Guru——

The fragrance in the pot floated out...

Li Erpang shyly said, "Do you want to eat something?"

"Don't interrupt, I'm talking about business." Yi Lin quickly spooned a full bowl, without changing his face, and continued to analyze the current situation. "According to the speed of the fourteen floating boats, if he really doesn't believe in evil and kills all the way If we return to the secret port on the black market, we will have about 12 hours left, that is, until tomorrow morning."

"If he was delayed for a while because of other things, maybe this time could be even longer."

On the right side, Ning drank the hot soup with a grim expression: "That is to say, within these twelve hours, we must arrive at the'Double Lion Kingdom' and grab a floating boat at the military port. In that one died inexplicably Before the'player' who is biting us can react, leave this land?"

"It stands to reason, it's such a procedure. Fatty, continue the bowl."

Li Erpang took the spoon with a cheerful expression. He was very happy in his heart. But with Yi Lin's words, Li Erpang immediately became angry: "What am I...you treat Fatty as the grandmother of the cafeteria?"

Yi Lin looked at Li Erpang blankly: "Then you come to think about things?"

"..., great, full!"

Li Erpang quickly grabbed Yi Lin's empty bowl and filled Yi Lin with a full bowl.

Rather than thinking about this stuff, the aunt in the cafeteria should be an aunt.

It's more comfortable than using your brain.

The next itinerary was quickly decided by three people like a team think tank.

After meeting with the blacksmith Ge Lang in the front, Yi Lin and several people crossed the last leveling area and finally came to the Kingdom of Twin Lions.

Because of the need to buy time, several people did not dare to level up. Yi Lin explored the road ahead and chose a route with the smallest monsters, trying to avoid the cheating turn-based battles.

Yi Lin's level still stays at Lv31.

"Some losses."

Yi Lin looked at the dense red-named mobs in these leveling areas, feeling quite regretful.

If it weren't for these guys...

Yi Lin thought for a while, but didn't feel embarrassed to say this sentence.

After all, the way he spawned monsters was suspected of opening up.

In order to avoid real-name reporting by his teammates, Yi Lin did not show his true strength in front of his teammates.

Now only Wang Tiandi is a dog, knowing that Yi Lin is actually paddling.

The kind that is very thorough.

No wonder the dog's eyes that Wang Tiandi looked at Yi Lin from time to time were full of contempt.

...

Double Lion Country.

The city walls are towering.

The architectural style of the city is a bit like a western country in the Middle Ages, with bluestone floors glowing. In the city, pedestrians are polite, and smoking "steam crystal vehicles" pass by from time to time, prospering and orderly.

A blue flag fluttered in the wind.

On the banner, there are two lions standing proudly back to back. One of the lions holds a long sword, and the other holds a strong shield. The pattern of this country was not designed by any plan. Such asymmetrical patterns made the obsessive-compulsive disorder feel uncomfortable.

Blacksmith Ge Lang is taciturn on his way.

But when he came under the walls of the two lions country, he stared deeply at the two lions banner and muttered to himself: "Humility, honor, sacrifice, bravery, mercy, honesty, justice, spirituality, here is the general A country where chivalry is carried through to the end."

As an NPC who can follow the player, No one dares to care what he says.

The four quickly got together and whispered.

Li Erpang: "My keen sense of smell as an elite high-end player tells me that there must be an important hidden quest line hidden in this old boy."

Ning You: "Agree."

Xiao Chuer: "Plus one."

It is estimated that anyone who is not blind can see it.

After all, in the huge Rab town, only this blacksmith took the initiative to follow the player.

In professional gaming terms... this is clearly an unrestricted NPC with high-end intelligence.

Knowing what you know, but how to trigger it is another question.

The prosperity of the two lions country is comparable to that of Port Isita.

People come and go, bustling.

Everyone is dressed in decent and noble clothes, elegant and calm, with a full smile, no matter who they are, they are polite and kind.

Li Erpang felt the customs and customs completely different from that of the prosperous Port Isitta, subconsciously touched the fleshy double chin, closed his eyes: "Oh, I feel the breath of adventure again."

Ning You saw that Li Erpang began to pretend to be forceful again, and finally couldn't help correcting this time: "What you want to say is...feel the breath of a side mission?"

"Hehehe, almost."

Xiao Chuer frowned and poured cold water on the two of them mercilessly: "Don't forget, we are short on time, and we don't have time to clean the branch this time. And don't forget the experience in Port Isitar, In this game, NPCs will cheat people too. Don't think that the rewards for side quests are so easy to get."

Emperor Wang Tian raised his paws and drooped his ears, as if thinking of something painful, he silently agreed.

Although the game experience of people and people may not be generalized.

The game experience of people and dogs cannot be generalized.

No one knows how Wang Tiandi, who is a dog, picked up the task, or how to complete the task.

No one can become a dog, or learn dog language, this may be a puzzle that will never be solved.

Blacksmith Granger said that inexplicable, as if after introducing the lines of the background of the two lions country, he fell silent again.

It is not surprising that Li Erpang and the three of them are also used to this pretending manner of the blacksmith Ge Lang.

In fact, even though Blacksmith Granger followed the team of "braves, dogs, and friends", he was also shirtless and carrying a hammer, but he had no intention of helping to clean up monsters along the way, and he broke out a line from time to time to provide several people Critical information, or introduction to the relevant background of the leveling area, other than that, it's useless.

If it weren't for the Blacksmith Granger who still had lines from time to time, a few people might have forgotten this important NPC.

Ning You suddenly frowned.

In the crowd, although every person from the Double Lion Country is smiling.

But he always felt that something was wrong.

For a while, it can't be said.

As Li Erpang walked into the city with the crowds, he brushed the panel idly~www.novelmt.com~ Suddenly Li Erpang said lightly: "Fuck? Look at the [Prestige] panel, especially I don’t have anything. Do, this'Uranus Vatican' prestige fell directly from'cold' to'hostile'? What kind of hatred? I didn't plan your ancestral grave!"

Ning You looked helpless, he opened it and took a look, and found that in his [Prestige], the prestige of the Holy See of Uranus had also been brushed from "cold" to "hostile".

"It seems that it should be the...'player' who is making trouble. According to the game's setting, the reputation of'hostile' should be the degree of a red name when you meet, and it will be no different from monsters in the wild. From now on. When you encounter the NPC of the Holy See, be careful, don't inexplicably pull a bunch of NPC hatred."

When Ning You reminded everyone to pay attention to the NPC of the Holy See, after entering the Kingdom of Two Lions, Xiao Chuer, who had been observing the reactions of the surrounding people, suddenly said, "Have you noticed that the people around us look weird? "

"Fuck?"

Li Erpang squinted, trembling his fingers, and pointed not far away: "My eyes are not good, can you help me see, there are jade photos of my fat master stuck there from time to time?"

"Yuzhao?"

Ning You and Xiao Chuer had no time to complain.

But when they followed Li Erpang's fingers, they found that the place was a [Bulletin Board].

There are five vivid pictures on it.

Li Erpang took a closer look.

Suddenly angry and shocked.

"Is this a wanted order? I was actually wanted by an NPC in the game?"

"Fuck! I'm wanted! What's up? Yi Lin, can you tell me what's up?"

"Yin?"

"I...???"

After a moment of silence.

Li Erpang, Ning You, and Xiao Chuer were angry at the same time, and said in unison: "He's gone again!"

"..."