I Really Don’t Want To Be a Natural Disaster

When Yi Lin returned to the temporary base of the team with the blacksmith Ge Lang, Ning You, Xiao Chu'er, and Li Erpang's expressions tightened, and at the same time they got up and clenched their weapons.

Maybe it's because the blacksmith Granger's face is too narrative, or his shirtless and big hammer shape is so brutal that makes them subconsciously full of vigilance.

The dog happily circled the Blacksmith Ge Lang, flicking his tail, and put his paws on "fighting claws" like a treasure, and smiled like a dog at the Blacksmith Ge Lang.

The blacksmith Ge Lang remained silent.

Just squatted down and rubbed a few times on Wang Tiandi's head.

Emperor Wang Tian handed out his paw, smiling even more presumptuously.

After being vigilant for a moment, the three of Li Erpang quickly remembered the identity of the sledgehammer.

This is clearly the uncle blacksmith from Novice Village!

Why did you come here?

Did the NPC actually leave the city?

"Later, I will create a new pair of claws for you."

The tough face of Blacksmith Granger had a rare soft line, as he said to the dog.

The dog heard this.

The smile was completely perverted.

This is a real dog!

Li Erpang, Ning You, Xiao Chuer, and Yi Lin thoroughly understood the reason why Wang Tiandi laughed like a dog.

"This is my dog."

Yi Lin coughed slightly and reminded.

Ning right: "..."

Li Erpang: "..."

Xiao Chuer: "..."

Uranus: "..."

Two minutes later.

Under the weird gazes of his teammates, Yi Lin used the shortest vocabulary to explain the origin of the Blacksmith Granger.

Of course, Yi Lin decisively omitted the part of recasting the "Excalibur".

Yi Lin still didn't want to expose the existence of "Excalibur".

Hey, teaming up or something, it's really troublesome.

Yi Lin's current direction of adding points is all towards the assassination route of the ACT game. It is placed in the turn-based mechanism. On the contrary, he is restrained and can only silently follow the team to play soy sauce and rub experience.

Blacksmith Ge Lang seemed to be indifferent to how Yi Lin and others discussed and discussed.

He sat silently by the campfire, lowered his head, and from time to time he lifted up the jug that seemed to be inexhaustible and filled his mouth with a bit of spicy spirits, his face was full of stories.

The dog still loyally acts as a licking dog. In order to let the Blacksmith Ge Lang create a brand new claw for it, he flicks its tail in front of the Blacksmith Ge Lang from time to time to show its sense of existence.

When Ge Lang blacksmith pretended to be forced and Wang Tiandi was licking a dog, the other four people squatted aside, formed a circle, and whispered.

"Fuck? You actually fooled all the NPCs in the city out? Amazing!"

"Awesome." Ning arched his hand right.

Yi Lin waved his hand: "This is not the time to talk about this."

He then took a part of the brief conversation with the Pope Dige after killing the priest in the chapel.

The others listened.

Looking at each other.

Speechless for a while.

In the end, Li Erpang couldn't hold back, breaking the embarrassing atmosphere of "who speaks first, who has low IQ".

"Ah, this? Wait a minute, you said all the way to the west and then to the west? Can he believe it? That guy should be the player, right? When the player PK, I have always been a punctuation mark. It's just pure poems."

Xiao Chu'er stared and retorted: "You call that bomber a'player PK'?"

The abbreviation of "PK," means'killing the player'. Although the opponent uses this kind of big killer to be somewhat non-martial, but in a superficial sense, the opponent's behavior can really be called "Yes" PK'."

Xiao Chuer was speechless at once.

But no Fuck said.

Yi Lin ignored the little fat man.

He looked at Ning right: "Does it matter whether you believe it or not?"

Ning You tightened his brows.

suddenly.

He patted his thigh and opened his brows: "Wonderful! As expected, he is... the captain."

Li Erpang raised his hand: "Ahem, I have something to say about the tentative appointment of the captain."

Xiao Chu'er gave Li Erpang a hard look: "Pig... Fat teammate, don't interrupt, just listen to them."

Xiao Chuer didn't hold his mouth for a while, and almost uttered the words "Pig Teammate" from the heart.

Fortunately, Li Erpang didn't hear clearly, otherwise it doesn't matter whether the other party is a beautiful woman or not, let's talk about it in a hurry.

Ning You continued: "Now the situation is very obvious, Li...that player, through some means, has entered the high level of the'Holy See' forces. In order to deal with us, he directly used the big killer to hunt down. To deal with this big The only killer weapon can only be a big killer with the same power."

"Assuming that the'Holy See' power is actually equivalent to the existence of'villain forces' in the game world. Then in order to balance the game, there must be forces that can compete with it. After all, it is the game world. it is also fine."

"I wonder if you have unlocked the'Prestige' panel. Like many online games, many forces in this game have'prestige value' settings. I think as long as you have enough prestige levels, you should be able to unlock many new ones. Function. Using NPC forces to use big killers should be one of them."

"So..." Ning You moistened his throat, summing up: "No matter which power is gaining reputation, it takes a certain amount of time. What we lack most now is time. Any strategy that can delay time is for us. It is profitable and harmless."

"Brother Yi Lin seems to have just said a sorrowful remark on the surface, and the other party obviously didn't believe it. But this sentence planted a seed of doubt in the other party's heart... What if it's true? Is it really going all the way west?"

Li Erpang was dumbfounded, feeling that these pitfalls of wit and bravery were not suitable for him.

"Wait, you have been talking for a long time, what shall we do next?"

Xiao Chuer stood up suddenly and said softly, "Run quickly."

Li Erpang: "..."

Several people are ready to leave.

Blacksmith Ge Lang also hung the flask around his waist silently, as if he was determined to follow Yi Lin.

Although running away with a functional NPC from the city, it was a bit weird.

But when they thought that this was a game world, a few people felt that it was not so outrageous.

In the game, everything is possible.

Li Erpang was in a hurry, preparing to extinguish the bonfire.

"Wait, I have a talent skill, maybe it can come in handy..."

Ning You looked at the blazing bonfire and said slowly.

...

Three hours later.

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Outside the town of Rab.

Fourteen black floating boats, mighty, the black steam produced by the burning of the boiler, covering the sky and obscuring the sun, the momentum is extremely terrible, flying from the other side.

These fourteen huge black floating boats do not have any "identity" flags or symbols on the boats, which makes it difficult to understand the origin of these fourteen mysterious floating boats.

"Woooooo-"

Over the town of Rab, the alarm sounded. All innocent civilians, as reminded by the alarm, panicked and shivered. The door of the house was closed, and no one dared to wander the street.

The sparse guards in Rab Town were all ready to go. After spotting the fourteen uninvited floats, they quickly entered a state of combat under the orders of the mayor, guarding the city gates and walls. But although every guard looked fierce, but the slightly trembling weapons betrayed their truest thoughts.

On the main boat deck.

"His Majesty, do we want to...?"

Grand Priest Jill looked respectful, standing beside the Pope Dige, anxious.

These 14 ships are "black ships" without any identification.

Even though they managed to deal with the follow-up of Port Isitta, they would also destroy the sins of the city and forcibly put them on the heads of those "devils". But if this trip allows people to see their people from the Holy See descend from the "black ship", then the reputation of the Holy See in the "world" will plummet.

The handsome and extraordinary Pope Dige has a calm face at the moment, sitting on a luxurious crystal throne in the most compelling posture, behind which several young nuns stand diligently dividing and cooperating. Some fan fans for the pope, some pinch their shoulders for the pope, and some peel "pink grapes" for the pope...

Emperor Dige's face was as sinking as water, lost in thought.

Suddenly, someone came to report.

"Report to His Majesty the Pope, outside Rab Town, in the northeast, ten clouds, a bonfire was found... beside the bonfire, there are people!"

"WHAT? So arrogant?"

The young, handsome and pretending Pope Dige suddenly straightened up when he heard the words, his eyes widened.

"That's why you fooled me and said you all went west?"

"Naive, so naive!"

"Do you think I really believed in your ghost, and went straight to the west to chase Rab town to take a look?"

"Where else can you go besides Novice Village? Hahahaha—"

Seeing that Pope Dige’s expression became more and more wrong, Grand Priest Jill couldn’t help but reminded: "Your Majesty, then we..."

"Go down!"

The Pope Dige sneered and waved his big hand: "Go down and surround them all! Remember, you have to surround them a little bit, slowly, don't let them die all at once. And, oh, yes, round. Right, you guys, go in batches, toss them first!"

"Listen to the Pope's instructions... the whole army is attacking!!!"

One by one, the well-equipped Vatican army descended from the ladder skillfully, quickly, neatly, and orderly, which shows that the quality is very professional.

One minute later.

The professional Vatican army, following the instructions of the Pope Dige, formed a squad of five and killed them from all around.

What is strange is that by the bonfire, the four people, one dog and five figures seem to have not noticed the surrounding movement at all, and it seems that they have given up resistance, bowed their heads, sadly, and silently roasted the fire.

"'This level', winning is too easy."

The Pope Dige sat down again, and a well-behaved nun next to him handed out a crystal clear crystal glass with high-end sparkling wine swaying slightly, reflecting the colorful light under the sun.

"Well, sweet. You guys step back."

After all the nuns stepped back obediently, Pope Dige was alone, rubbing the flask in his arms.

Well, the fruits of victory still have to be shared alone to make them more delicious.

In the flask, there is a black air, which is faintly visible, scattered and gathered.

"It looks like it's not your turn to play."

Li Changge lowered his voice and said softly, as if talking to himself.

The black gas in the bottle was silent for a moment.

Suddenly, the intangible black air in the bottle made a hoarse and shriveled laugh.

"Jie Jie Jie...Really?"

Pope Dige ignored the black laughter.

He smiled slightly and raised the cup to the sun.

"Respect, **** God. Haha."

"Do you believe in God? I have to believe if I don't believe it."

Drink it all in one go.

And just now.

In the communication crystal, the soldiers panicked.

"His Majesty, the Pope! These are dummies, dummies! They are dirt! These are dummies made of dirt!"

puff!

The mouthful of sparkling wine that Pope Dige had just drank in, spouted out a drop of Quante.

The angry pope sips between his teeth again, spitting out blood.

at the same time.

West of Rab Town.

This is an unknown area on the map.

Commonly known as-

"Mist Zone".

Of course, this is only for the "players" and belongs to the foggy zone.

Blacksmith Granger followed behind the team silently, and he hasn't said a word since he left Rab Town.

He watched this team of "braves, dogs, little friends" rush into the monster group, and then "God's light" fell from the sky, the shadow of the balance appeared, and then the people and the dogs in the team jumped back and forth, time and time again. ,over and over again.

And now...

Blacksmith Ge Lang couldn't help it at last.

"The direction is wrong."

While talking, Blacksmith Ge Lang took another sip of wine.

Brushed the blame for three full hours.

Yi Lin finally got another level up.

finally.

[Congratulations, level up! 】

[Level up to LV31! 】

[Get ‘God’s Points’! 】

...

Li Erpang looked curiously at the golden light on Yi Lin's head that had not yet dissipated, and was extremely puzzled: "It's strange, logically speaking, your level is low, and you should be upgraded faster than us. Why we only got one level up, and you only got up too. Level one?"

Yi Lin swiped his finger down, opened the panel, looked at the attributes above, and babbled casually: "The experience value of the player and the player can't be generalized. Have you heard of the experience floating rate? There is a disparity, it is normal, plus When I re-entered the team, I had just upgraded and the experience points were empty, so it seemed like it was a little slower."

Li Erpang nodded and said he believed it.

Originally, Li Erpang felt that what this guy said could not even believe a punctuation mark.

But the level thing is nothing to fool, it's clearly there, what can you do if you don't believe it?

"Brother Yi Lin, your output seems a bit..."

Ning You silently calculated every number that Yi Lin had hit, and felt something was wrong, but there was nothing wrong with it.

Anyway, it's low.

This output is a bit unworthy of the profession of "Assassin".

Yi Lin knew that Ning You would be suspicious, so he could only shake the two broken daggers in his hand helplessly, and said: "There is no way. I left in Port Isitta in a hurry and didn't have time to change weapons. Having said that, the violence rate of this monster in the wild is a bit too low. After three hours of cleaning the monster, we only revealed one piece of equipment, which was used by tanks."

Li Erpang was aside, smiling and straightening the [Heavy Green Leather Carved Helmet] on his head, seemingly satisfied with the properties of this tank equipment.

Although the shape is a bit wrong.

But Li Erpang didn't mind this either.

No matter how cool the shape is, are there any attributes that are practical?

Don't tell Lao Tzu that being handsome is a lifetime business.

Fate is a lifetime. It's dead, is there something to be handsome?

The town of Rab is located in the southernmost part of the Gaia continent.

Surrounded by the Rab Basin, a circle.

The southernmost is the sea of ​​clouds and there is no port, so I can only look at loneliness.

To the north of the Rab Basin, it is the route taken by Yi Lin and others, passing through the moonlight jungle, endless swamp, and arriving at Port Isitar.

To the west, it is a piece of "Rab Mountain."

It seems that it is still inseparable from Rab Town.

Although the level of the monsters in it is a circle higher than the monsters in the Rab Basin, for the team of Yi Lin, it still belongs to the category of "bullying children".

Li Erpang held the super-rare title of "Don't Bully Kids Anymore", certified by the gods, and bullying the poor mobs even had no sympathy, compassion, or guilt, killing the monsters screaming.

The monsters that were originally designed to be scary, underneath the grim-faced Li Erpang's hammer, looked a little cute and pitiful.

Blacksmith Ge Lang saw that no one paid any attention to him.

He can only remind him kindly: "The direction is wrong."

Since Yi Lin and others were pitted by the NPC of the Great Priest Jill, no one dared to underestimate the NPC in the game. While Ning You was busy killing monsters, he glanced at the blacksmith Ge Lang who was following the team, and explained: "Don't be in a hurry, let's practice first."

Ge Lang Blacksmith: "..."

The NPCs in the game seem to understand the meaning of "experience".

Perhaps, Blacksmith Granger was once a glorious adventurer, until he received several stabs in the face.

Near the edge of the leveling area.

From a distance, a few people saw the distance, at the leveling division, there was a forest shrouded in mist.

"almost."

Ning You stopped and said softly.

Li Erpang looked around and saw that there were no monsters around without eyes that had taken the initiative to kill him, so he put away the hammer and shield, swallowed hard, and said, "It's time for a picnic again? Lao Tzu is almost starving. Good!"

After another bonfire banquet.

Four people, one dog, and an NPC blacksmith, who ate and hiccups, is very satisfied.

Just as a few people took a break, different system prompts appeared in front of the four-person and one-dog squad.

[Uranus Vatican Prestige -300! 】

[Uranus Vatican Prestige -400! 】

[Uranus Vatican Prestige -500! 】

[Currently, the prestige level of ‘Uranus Vatican’ is ‘cold’. 】

【Please keep working hard. 】

Yi Lin picks his teeth and silently opens the newly unlocked [Prestige] panel.

This panel, like the [Title] and [Achievements], is linked to the submenu of the [System] panel.

Yi Lin confirmed by the way, the "Logout" button at the bottom of the [System] panel was still dim, clicked it on, and there was no response.

[Prestige of Uranus Vatican] Li Erpang unlocked the "Prestige" system for the first time and fiddled with it curiously.

In addition to the [Uranus Holy See], Irin’s [Prestige] panel has also unlocked two other forces.

They are -

[Friendly Moonlight Village).

[Respected by the Moonlight Wolf family).

It was also not long after Yi Lin unlocked the panel that he learned that the village where the head of the village had died was called Moonlight Village.

Simple and crude naming method.

In Moonlight Village, Yi Lin used a hidden branch after all, saved the village, and brought permanent peace to Moonlight Jungle. It is not surprising that his reputation level has been raised to "Friendly".

But the prestige of the "Moonlight Wolf Clan" is actually "respect" for some reason, which is somewhat intriguing.

Yi Lin glanced.

Then he looked at Emperor Wang Tian who was baking dog hair by the bonfire and lifting Erlang's legs to pick his teeth...

The attribute of "licking a dog" can actually be contagious.

Could it be that the Moonlight Wolf King was stabbed out of Stockholm syndrome by himself?

"Sure enough, if you have a husband, you have a wife."

Yi Lin sighed lightly.

Wang Tiandi: "?"

Ning You quickly swallowed the wild boar in his mouth.

This is a common material that bursts out of a [Lv22] "Cracked Flying Pig".

Not to mention, the taste is really good.

Whether it is boiled or roasted, it is combined with various spices to make it fragrant and cumin.

Swallowing all the flying pork from his mouth into his abdomen, Ning You hit a full hiccup, and slowly said: "It seems that the other party has arrived in Rab Town, and I don't know how much time can be delayed for them?"

Yi Lin smiled and said, "It doesn't matter, it's the best thing to delay, and it's the icing on the cake. If you can't delay, you can just level up this way."

Li Erpang immersed himself in the bitterness. At this moment, he was finally willing to lift his head, his mouth was full of oil, and he said vaguely: "Speaking of which, your skills are awesome. The pinch is the same as the real one, the thief Jill is realistic. Ah! What's the origin of that talent skill?"

Ning You didn't conceal: "I'm standing here and you come and hit me."

Li Erpang was taken aback, he subconsciously raised the one-handed hammer, ready to hit Ning You's unhurried face.

Yi Lin and Xiao Chuer slowly played a question mark.

But they all took out their weapons.

So ruthless?

We have never heard of such a request in our lives!

Seeing the expressions of his teammates, Ning You knew how many people had misunderstood. Before they started, Ning You moved back a few steps, and quickly explained: "I mean, the name of my talented skill is called...'I'm standing here, you come and hit me'. It's a skill that can change the'terrain'. Although the scope is small, it can be used on certain occasions with a certain miraculous effect."

"..."

Everyone put down their weapons at the same time.

It's just as if Ning You was almost beaten just now, it never happened.

Li Erpang curiously touched his double chin.

Change the terrain?

Can it be squeezed into the shape of a clay figure?

Li Erpang suddenly had a bold idea.

Just when Li Erpang hesitated whether to speak out his bold ideas.

After Yi Lin was silent for a while, he suddenly showed a kind smile and said, "I have a bold idea about your skill..."

...

dusk.

There is no cloud in the sky, only a red glow, but it is also very gorgeous.

Fourteen black ships, pitch-black steam tumbling, like the source of air pollution, the rumbling boiler sound gathered together, coming from the horizon.

"Your Majesty the Pope! A bonfire was found there again!"

"The goal was a picnic in the Rab Mountain not long ago!"

"Huh? It seems to smell like'Cracked Steel Flying Pig'..."

Pope Dige sat on the chair with no expression on his face.

Red between the teeth.

After a while, he laughed out: "Send someone down to have a look."

A few minutes later.

Those who went down swiftly re-boarded the pontoon.

"is fake!"

Pope Dige was not surprised by this bad news.

He closed his eyes, thinking about what "he" said when he provoked himself in the communication crystal.

"Really all the way west?"

"Sure enough, ~www.novelmt.com~ is not that simple to fight against the'Apocalypse' military division, the guy called the'Fox' on the front line."

"The resourcefulness can't be said to be too advanced, but the character is insidious and full of nonsense."

Thinking of this, Pope Dige smiled, full of emotions, and stood up from the luxurious chair.

"Priest Jill, our'fuel' is not enough."

Grand Priest Jill hesitated, his brows twitched.

"Um?"

Seeing the great priest Jill hesitated, the Emperor Dige knew what the NPC thought. Li Changge snorted immediately, and after brewing his emotions, in the sky, at dusk, all kinds of gorgeous visions were born again.

The charming angels, the gates of heaven, the reverberating singing...

"not enough……"

Immediately afterwards, a piece of bright seven-color divine light, like a curtain of light hanging from the sky, enveloped all 14 floating boats.

Even the jet-black color and hideous shape of the floating boat, against the backdrop of the seven-color light, adds a bit of sacred and inviolable aura out of thin air, extremely gorgeous.

On the deck, the people who witnessed this "miraculous" scene with their own eyes all knelt to the ground, full of piety between their eyebrows.

"Uranus is here, the god... has appeared again!"

"My emperor, Dige Augie Anthony, really is the spokesperson of God!"

Seeing that the miracle had come again, Grand Priest Gil did not dare to hesitate any longer, and said quickly: "The Muslim Pope, our'fuel' is very abundant!"

"Then...give me all the way to Lao Tzu!"

"All guns...launch!"

Rumbling--

Kakaka——

A luminous cannon was launched from the ship, and the bright rays of light intertwined, laying a dazzling sea of ​​fire on the ground.

Rumbling--

Countless monsters have turned into fly ash!