I Really Don’t Want To Be a Natural Disaster

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Li Changge Villa.

Every time he came, Li Erpang couldn't help but want to complain about the two golden statues at the door.

This taste is beyond words.

But forget it.

People and their tastes cannot be generalized.

It's like Brother Su and Loli, some people like someone...Who would like the style of Brother Su!

Li Erpang inexplicably lifted a table in his mind, cautiously, avoiding everyone's sight, and sneaking into Li Changge's villa.

After all, the two are in the same city.

In the "Zhang Huichun Incident," he could barely be regarded as a comrade-in-arms who had struggled in the same gutter.

It's even more of a peer.

There are occasional contacts in private, but they are not familiar.

—After all, Li Changge is very busy with the daily work of making commercials, filming, doing publicity, and meeting fans.

After entering the villa, Li Erpang didn't talk nonsense. He took off his hat, mask, sunglasses, and fake beard. His chubby palms spread forward: "What about things?"

Li Changge was puzzled: "I said, fat brother, what do you do when you wrap yourself up like a bird? Are there any enemies to chase and kill?"

Hearing this, Li Erpang trembled and shook his head quickly: "You don't understand, it's more terrifying than the enemy."

"Oh."

Li Changge responded and stopped talking.

In the Zhang Huichun incident, Li Erpang finally burned out his fat and lost his precious fat.

But through this month of tireless binge eating, classmate Li Erpang’s belly has once again seen its size, which is gratifying.

"Wait."

Li Erpang suddenly cast a suspicious look at Li Changge: "I'll confirm one thing first... Brother Su, ah, it's Sister Su, hasn't she looked for you?"

Li Changge’s expression was dumb, and his acting skills exploded: "You mean Su Xiaosu? That Su Xiaosu, who is 1.99 meters tall? She is looking for me? What does she have to do with me? You don’t know, the only people who can meet me Li Changge are Two kinds."

"?"

"Men, and female fans."

"Understand."

Li Changge's honesty made Li Erpang completely relieved.

He smiled, restrained his excitement, and rubbed his palms: "What about things?"

"I really don't understand you nerds, what good is this stuff?"

"You know what a shit, Lao Tzu's limited-level figure on one wall, can you buy your villa, do you believe it?"

Li Changge shook his head, but still took out a card from the storage space and crushed it.

Seeing Li Changge's action, Li Erpang's eyes widened and his breathing was short of breath: "Wait a minute, you are... a prop? It turned out to be brought out from the'inside'? How could it be possible?"

Li Changge smiled mysteriously.

After crushing the card.

An exquisite badge with brilliant colors and concavities and convexities appeared in the singer Li Chang.

On the badge, there is a lifelike little loli, with a shame on her face, charming and charming.

Li Erpang trembling hands, feeling the floating touch on the badge, he suddenly realized: "No wonder I have never seen this persona, it turned out to be a prop from inside! This workmanship is okay! So lifelike, lifelike, superb, superb Really superb! Suckling."

Just now.

Li Erpang's hand didn't know where to touch Alice on the badge, the badge suddenly lit up, and a phantom appeared on the badge.

In a blink of an eye, in front of Li Changge and the little fat man, a 1:1 translucent figure appeared out of thin air.

"Hello everyone, I am Alice, I am very happy to be friends with you!"

Li Erpang and Li Changge were dumbfounded.

Void.

Little Lori Alice twisted and twisted three times to the left and three times to the right.

Li Changge didn't expect that this [Alice Q Edition Commemorative Badge] would still have this effect.

Real name envy.

But after watching it for a while, Li Changge also recalled.

This is not a spirit weapon.

It's just a ghost.

Alice's movements come and go, and her lines are very rigid, far not as realistic as his true son and mother spirit.

Thinking about it this way, Li Changge suddenly felt less envious.

Li Erpang squinted his eyes wide, seeming to want to see the details of Alice's phantom.

"This thing...perfect! I pay, ah no, this is a prop... I have a DP, how much do you want? Just say the number, don't be too outrageous."

Ah this?

Can you change the death point?

This is somewhat beyond Li Changge's expectations.

But this thing... only has ornamental value, it's useless.

Thinking of this, Li Changge silently stretched out three fingers.

He hesitated for a while before he thought of this reasonable price.

300DP, it shouldn't be too ridiculous.

"make a deal!"

Li Erpang slapped his thigh.

Even the price is too lazy to kill, decisively issued a transaction application.

Me, Li Erpang, make money!

The transaction is complete.

Li Changge counts the money silently.

Ah no, count the death points.

suddenly.

Li Changge was shocked.

There was a screaming golden special effect lit up behind.

It's like a golden rain all over the sky, it's very gorgeous.

Li Erpang was instantly stinged by the golden light behind Li Changge, and couldn't help cursing: "Fuck! What is your kid doing with special effects? I can't see my baby Alice!"

Li Changge listened.

Meng, Meng Lang is gone.

He quickly cleared up his emotions, and squeezed the special effect of fifty cents back like shit.

Although this skill is passive, Li Changge has become more proficient. To a certain extent, if his emotions are not collapsed, he can barely manage it.

Li Erpang played with the badge over and over, very satisfied.

This wave is not a loss.

Li Changge looked dazed.

After the dumbfounded, my heart was ecstatic.

Three, three, three thousand points!

Li Erpang actually traded him 3000 DP!

It turns out that the inexplicable vertical finger, and this infinitely replenishing function?

In the future, if you are undecided, try pointing your finger up?

Wonderful!

Li Changge was happy in his heart.

The special effect of chrysanthemum blossoms emerges low-key behind, the light is restrained, but the flowers bloom brilliantly.

But Li Changge finally thought of the "plan".

He didn't indulge in this ethereal joy, unable to extricate himself.

"But this thing looks so-so."

Li Changge showed an expression that you had never seen before.

Li Erpang laughed, naturally not as knowledgeable as Li Changge, only said: "You kid knows what a fart."

"Ahem."

Li Changge coughed slightly, pretending to be profound: "Unfortunately, I still had a big baby..."

"Huh? Still more?"

When Li Erpang heard this, his attention moved away from the writhing Alice for a moment.

"Well, big baby."

"real or fake?"

Li Erpang always feels a little weird.

"Hehe, you underestimate my Li Changge." Li Changge lifted his bangs and smiled faintly: "My current background is not what you can imagine. In the other world, I was born and died. I counted my chances and got a piece of it. Unimaginable baby."

"Fuck? So slippery?"

Although Li Erpang was still a little unbelieving, after all, in his impression, Li Changge was too pretending to be forced. But the [Alice Q Edition Commemorative Badge] in his hand made Li Erpang, a veteran fat house, a little itchy in his heart, something that he couldn't scratch.

"If you don't believe me, you can go see it."

"Look?" Li Erpang was taken aback.

"Baby is too big, too awesome, I am afraid of being jealous, so I hid in the basement."

"Is this... bad?"

Li Erpang pretended to push away. After all, Li Changge had said that he was an awesome baby. According to the rules among the apostles, Li Erpang still meant to push away.

"It doesn't matter, who makes us good friends! Although that baby is good, but to be honest, it doesn't suit my style."

Li Erpang didn't believe it.

But in the end he curiously followed Li Changge to the basement.

The old saying goes: Curiosity can kill a cat.

But maybe it can kill the little fat man.

"Oh! You can do it here!"

"Ooo! This bed is two meters and five meters! You have everything in your basement!"

Li Erpang looked at the layout of the basement and exclaimed from time to time.

"My sleeping position is poor, cough cough, my sleeping position is poor."

Li Changge quickly explained.

"Wait, what about the big baby you are talking about?"

Naturally, Li Erpang would not linger on that boring big bed for too long.

After all, he has nothing to do with him.

"Here."

Li Changge turned his mouth to the corner.

In the corner, I saw a dark opaque cloth covering something.

It is two meters high.

Two meters...

Li Erpang instantly remembered Su Jie's height of 1.99 meters, like a shadow, overwhelming the sky, and suddenly felt the chrysanthemum shrink, and his hands shivered suddenly. This has almost formed a conditioned reflex.

But thinking about it, it seems wrong.

The "big baby" under the black cloth has sharp edges and corners, not like a person.

Could it be...

Li Erpang quickly stepped forward.

He didn't notice that Li Changge was behind, quietly relieved, he laughed, and tiptoed back.

Full of expectation, Li Erpang opened the canvas.

In an instant.

A pitch-black mech with a height of more than two meters appeared in front of Li Erpang.

Just as he had imagined, the mecha had sharp edges and corners, and the spikes all over his body revealed the evil aura that the six relatives did not recognize.

On the shoulders of the mecha, there are actually two huge tires.

The whole body of the mecha was made of no material, and under the light, it shone with cold light.

Li Erpang was stunned in an instant: "This figure is perfect in workmanship!"

"Look at this material, this joint structure, this detail...tsk tut."

Li Erpang gently stroked the coating of the mecha, feeling the cold from his fingers, feeling very emotional, and almost drooling.

Such a domineering giant figure, if you put it in the room...

Very excited to think about it!

Perfect!

If it goes out, the otaku circle will cause an unprecedented earthquake!

and many more.

Which company made this?

What about LOGO?

What about the trademark?

Where?

Li Erpang circled the "huge model" a few times, and left the cute Alice behind.

He didn't pay attention.

The lights in the basement dimmed a bit.

He didn't pay attention either. I don't know when it started, the basement was filled with a nice fragrance.

Looming...

Smoky...

Ah, the fragrance is tangy...

Is this model spicy?

bass.

Just when Li Erpang touched and touched his head.

A sulky voice came from the model's head.

"Oh, damn, I can't help it anymore."

"Don't touch your hand anymore. As a gentleman, I will never allow you to do such indecent behavior on me."

"Mr. Beast, please let go of the gentleman in your hand!"

Li Erpang was dumbfounded.

Ah this?

Can you still talk?

Click, click, click.

The "model" suddenly moved.

It saw Li Erpang staying in place.

He smiled and said, "Sorry, I haven't introduced myself yet."

"My name is Night Dire, and I am an elegant gentleman."

"Excuse me, do you have any wine?"

"Oh, I have a story."

Such an angry robot is unheard of.

Is the current AI deliberately made into this taste?

For Mao, he always felt that when the model in front of him moved, it always seemed to be spitting alcohol?

wrong.

Li Erpang's feet were soft.

Only then did he realize that in addition to the smell of wine, there was another strange smell in the air.

Ah, the heartbeat speeds up.

what happened?

Has his heart beat faster because of this perfect model?

Puff, puff, puff, puff.

Is this love?

Click.

The door of the bathroom opened.

Su Xiaosu smiled shyly.

…

…

upstairs.

Li Changge felt a little uneasy.

"It won't kill people."

Yi Lin guessed that the [Indescribable Rosemary] had taken effect, so he stretched out his hand to put away the dire chattering through the void.

Thinking of Nightmare’s mouthful of translation, Yi Lin was speechless.

The fire source fragments really made a troublesome thing out.

Sitting on this mount always makes Yi Lin feel a little weird.

Don't think about it for the time being.

Yi Lin directly pressed Night Dire back.

"Probably not," Yi Lin said.

But in fact, he is not very sure. If you think about it again, there is not much difference between Li Erpang and Su Xiaosu in terms of strength.

Boom!

suddenly.

The ground shook suddenly.

Li Changge was taken aback.

boom!

Below, there was a loud noise.

Li Changge was shocked again.

Bang bang bang bang —

Constant movement.

The whole villa swayed slightly, every time, every time, every time, it was very exciting.

Li Changge was crying: "Are you sure?"

Yi Lin remained silent.

Ten seconds later.

In the basement, a tragic roar with a hint of shame was passed into the ears of the two through many obstacles.

"Brother Su! I did something with you today! Burn it! Fat!"

Bang bang bang bang bang—

咚咚咚咚咚咚—

The ground seemed to be blown by a pile driver.

Li Changge: "..."

Yi Lin: "..."

"solved."

Yi Lin finally completed the side mission.

Obtained an epic mission reward.

If it weren't for the tempting rewards that were too tempting and they were paid in advance, Yi Lin really didn't want to get involved with other people's marriage events.

But now it seems.

-Perfect.

The little fat man got out of order at the speed of light.

"Boss, what do you call it a solution?"

Even if it was Li Changge, he couldn't help but complain.

He started to worry a little.

Don't get me wrong, he is not worried about the little fat man.

It's his villa.

After shaking like this again and again, he wondered if the villa would be tossed down by them like this.

Of course, Li Changge was purely concerned.

Although in the basement, the movement of the two people fighting was terrible.

The little fat guy couldn't even beat him, and he even drew out [Burn it! Fat! ] This last hole card.

But the apostle who has not unlocked the lock, this movement will not cause a hugely invested villa to collapse in place, unless the two of them are fully fired.

Yi Lin had originally planned to leave Huating quietly after matching the fat man and Su Xiaosu's couple, doing good deeds without leaving a name.

But think carefully.

He was still a little worried. After the incident, the classmate Li Erpang was at a loss. If he was over-excited and lost control of his emotions, he would beat Li Changge to death by the wrong hand, which would be a bit pitiful.

Yi Lin looked at Li Changge silently and decided to stay and deal with the aftermath.

By the way, Yi Lin dialed a number.

"solved."

A gentle and elegant voice came from behind the phone: "Trouble."

"No. Congratulations."

"Same joy and joy."

Li Changge was very curious: "Who do you call, boss?"

"Ha ha."

Yi Lin just smiled without explaining.

After half an hour.

咚咚咚咚—

Da da da da—

Slap slap slap—

The movement continued.

There was no stopping for half an hour, and Li Changge got used to this rhythm, so he took out a card boredly, and played with it in his hands happily.

"What reward did Su Xiaosu give you?"

Yi Lin asked casually.

"Hehehehe—" Li Changge had a sneer on his face, with a smirk, that expression gave Yi Lin the urge to hammer Li Changge to death with a punch.

"Secret, secret, big secret."

Li Changge originally wanted to show off his brand new equipment in front of Yi Lin, but after thinking about it, he resisted this impulse.

But after all, he couldn't hold back it, and sold a hurdle: "Big brother, let's not hide it, I, Li Changge, invincible!"

Yi Lin: "?"

This kid is swollen.

never mind.

Since Li Changge didn't want to say, Yi Lin did not reluctantly continue to ask questions.

The two spent another half an hour bored.

The movement below finally stopped.

Yi Lin and Li Changge looked at each other.

Li Changge: "It's over?"

Yi Lin: "Maybe it is?"

suddenly.

A voice with a three-point stern, three-point aggrieved, three-point anger, and a deeply hidden comfort, once again penetrated through the obstacles, echoing leisurely in the villa.

"Fuck ah ah ah ah ah-"

It was the voice of classmate Li Erpang.

Yi Lin was sure, nodded: "Well, it's over."

ten minutes later.

The haggard fat man staggered out of the basement.

The eyes are blank.

Deep sunken eye sockets.

After a fierce battle, Li Er was too fat and thin.

—Of course, it’s a sequelae of skills, the fat is gone.

He took a few steps and slammed against the wall. The corner of the wall was instantly knocked out of a gap by Li Erpang.

The corners of Li Changge's mouth twitched slightly.

But Li Erpang seemed to have lost his soul. He didn't even know that he had hit the wall. He changed his direction and walked towards the hall.

"Be careful, shit, my decoration is expensive."

Seeing Li Erpang bumping around, Li Changge couldn't help but reminded him.

The obscure little fat man finally recovered.

He followed the sound source and looked at Li Changge blankly.

The eyes are getting brighter and brighter.

Then.

"Fuck! Li Changge, you **** stubbornly cheating on me!"

Li Erpang suddenly became violent. After tossing for an entire hour, he didn't know where to squeeze his last strength out, rushed to Li Changge, punched and kicked him on the sofa, and kicked him to death.

As early as when Li Erpang came out, Yi Lin quietly turned on [Shadow Follow Me].

Although the effect of the skill in broad daylight is not particularly good.

But Li Changge's sao bag acted as a light bulb not far away. The ailing Li Erpang didn't even see Yi Lin who was close at hand, so he rushed towards Li Changge.

"I make you yin Laozi! I make you conspiracy!"

"I'm gone, ah ah ah ah..."

"You still have a splendid and heroic life for Lao Tzu!"

"You are still a loli dream with a light body and a soft body!"

"You ruined Lao Tzu's dream!"

"I want you to have no place to bury your shit! Uuuuu..."

Boom, boom, scoff, PIA, ah, oh, woooo...

Various sounds converge into a symphony-like chapter...

Very pleasing.

Yi Lin took a sip of tea.

Still hot.

He knew it well.

Don't look at this Li Changge being beaten up and screaming, but the voice sounds full of breath, and his health should not drop too fast.

If Li Erpang really had a murderous intention, Li Changge, without precautions, would have lost a single face, and would not be able to call out at all.

Although this little fat man was angry, for some unknown reason, his sanity had not been completely lost, and the bottom line was still there.

So Yi Lin is very calm.

ten minutes later.

Yi Lin's tea has already been drunk.

Seeing that Li Changge was busy being beaten up, Yi Lin didn't feel embarrassed to let Li Changge take a leisurely time, went to make a pot again, and simply waited quietly.

finally.

Li Erpang finished venting again.

He got up from Li Changge and saw Yi Lin who was taking a cup of tea leisurely by the side, his expression was stunned.

"When did you come?"

"just."

"Oh."

Li Erpang replied, with some unfinished meaning, hesitating whether to take a break and then beat Li Changge for another round.

But Li Changge got up with a blue nose and a swollen face, crying and crying: "Big brother, how can you just watch me get beaten!"

Yi Lin seriously corrected the language disorder in Li Changge's words: "I didn't watch you being beaten, I didn't even watch it."

Li Changge: "..."

Li Er was fat and listened.

Smash your mouth and taste it.

He was already too small to see the squinting of his eyes, but in his thoughts, crow's feet lines were squeezed out of the corners of his eyes.

"Could it be you?"

Yi Lin smiled: "What do you mean?"

"Fuck!"

Li Erpang suddenly violent, and the anger he had just vented rose again, preparing to attack Yi Lin with a heavy punch.

Yi Lin reminded: "Remind you, don't force me to shoot."

Li Erpang: "..."

After a while.

The three sat down again and talked.

Li Changge rubbed his face with grief, quickly placed orders from his mobile phone, and delivered the most expensive facial masks and skin care products at the fastest speed.

This face is the capital of his foothold in the world, and he must not be sloppy.

Li Erpang looked at Yi Lin.

Mixed feelings.

I have a vulgar word, and I don't know if it is inappropriate to say it?

But thinking of Yi Lin's strength, Li Erpang decided to hold back what was in his heart, and suffocated a fart.

Li Erpang always feels that this kid is unfathomable and insidious in character. No, it is very miserable that he has lost his dreams.

But the wood has been done, the rice has been cooked, and it has been cooked into char siu rice. After weighing the pros and cons, Li Erpang decided to temporarily suppress his thoughts of attacking Yi Lin.

Anyway, didn't he also beat Li Changge?

Who is not beating?

This tone is considered to be out.

Thinking of this, after self-comforting, the little fat man feels much better.

"What benefit did Brother Su give you? I give you double...no, can I give you three times? Is there anything I can't discuss? Ah?! I have to use emotional means?"

Li Erpang was heartbroken, and every time he thought of his experience during that hour, he couldn't breathe with hatred.

Yi Lin thought for a while, and said, "There is one thing that she gives, but you really can't give it double, let alone triple it."

"NS!"

Li Erpang still doesn't understand where he is, Su Xiaosu has paid a lot of money in order to capture him.

Even a sinister person like Yi Lin decided to use this kind of detrimental trick that would not hesitate to offend others. It is conceivable that the price given by Su Xiaosu is absolutely beyond imagination.

"Sloppy!"

He had known this a long time ago and should give Yi Lin benefits in advance so that he would not help Su Xiaosu.

"Negligence!"

He should have expected that Brother Yi Su's interpersonal relationship, thinking about the people who can find help, can count it with one hand.

"I regret it!"

As Li Erpang thought about it, he cried silently.

Yi Lin felt sad when he saw the little fat man squatting on the sofa, so he comforted and said, "Actually, he is not that pessimistic."

When Li Erfaan heard this, his heart became even more angry: "My dreams are gone, and you still make me not pessimistic?"

In every fat house, there is a dream of sitting on loli!

The dream is gone!

Can you not be pessimistic?

The old saying goes: Without dreams, what is the difference from salted fish?

"Isn't Sister Su strong?"

"Strong is strong, but..."

"Does Sister Su sound bad?"

"It sounds nice, but..."

"Does Sister Su have a bad personality?"

"A good personality is good, but..."

"Aren't you feeling well?"

"Comfortable is comfortable, but... fucking?" Li Erpang almost didn't respond when he asked and answered, and yelled: "This is not a problem of comfort or discomfort at all! Wait, I'm not really struggling with this at all. Is the question good?"

Isn't it over if you feel comfortable?

Isn't this obviously a complaint about the integrity of the body? ,

Yi Lin was too lazy to point it, chuckled, stood up, and walked towards the door: "For'us', a love story that is plain and unpretentious is an unattainable luxury. It can stay with us for a long time. My partner, it’s hard to come by. Cherish it."

At the end, Yi Lin thought for a moment and added: "In the future, you will thank me."

When he said this, he thought of himself.

But Li Erpang's face turned green in an instant.

But it's not easy to attack.

Me? Thank you!

"wrong!"

Seeing Yi Lin was about to leave, Li Erpang suddenly woke up. I was so embarrassed that I could run away!

Before Brother Su hasn't slowed down, am I stupid if I don't run away?

Humph, you underestimate me, Li Er is fat!

When Li Erpang thought of this, he stepped directly over the sluggish Yi Lin and rushed out.

Li Changge was lying on the sofa, rubbing his bruised face, looking at the back of the little fat man running away embarrassedly, and said coldly: "Scum man. Scum!"

"Oh, it hurts, it hurts—"

Muscle twitching injury, UU reading www.uukānshu. Li Changge convulsed and wailed again.

Let's talk about the little fat guy.

He felt that escaping this time seemed more exciting than escaping in the trial.

Li Erpang tiptoed.

I was afraid that the movement under my feet would be too loud, penetrating the ground, passing into the basement, and disturbing the terrifying creature with a height of 199 meters.

Five meters.

Four meters.

Three meters.

Two meters.

Li Erpang realized.

You have to run to the ends of the world.

As long as he runs fast enough, no matter how tall and strong Brother Su is, she can't catch up.

"Witty!"

Li Erpang silently praised his intelligence.

arrive!

Li Erpang was excited and suddenly opened the door of the villa.

Suddenly.

From Li Erpang's all directions, countless respectful voices gathered together, quite a feeling of coming from all directions.

"Congratulations to the second fat young master and the young wife for the tie!"

"I wish the young master and the young lady last forever!"

"Made in heaven!"

"Birth early!"

"Full of children and grandchildren!"

I don't know when.

Countless dark cars surrounded Li Changge's villa.

Hundreds of Li's subordinates, wearing black suits, sunglasses, and standard bodyguard attire, had already surrounded Li Changge's villa three times inside and outside in order to prevent Li Erpang from escaping.

Rumble Rumble Rumble—

There was the whirring sound of the propeller spinning from above.

Li Erpang looked up.

Above the head, a group of armed helicopters hovered at low altitude, and even arranged neat formations in the air, fancy patrols, and unobstructed views of the surrounding environment of the villa.

Li Erpang saw this scene, why didn't he understand?

It was dark in front of him, and the little fat man passed out completely.

[Secondary task: capture the little fat man. mission completed! 】