I Really Don’t Want To Be a Natural Disaster

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Yi Lin put away the mask in the usual way and left the studio.

The style of the mask is not worth mentioning.

Belongs to small objects used in shops.

After Yi Lin was ready to toss the little fat man's life-long events, he would find a place to destroy his humanity, which was regarded as completing the side mission issued by Zhao Yulong.

——The kind without task rewards.

Zhao Yulong, if you don't pay your salary, it will be difficult for me to do it.

Yi Lin was very helpless.

Swayed a few laps on the side of the street.

Yi Lin was bored idle, simply sat down and looked around.

Now that [Granny] accidentally unlocked the new function of Seeing Through "Granny", and it is no longer a piece of ordinary dead skin, Yi Lin has an interest in further developing [Granny].

pity--

I don’t know if it’s because the murderer doesn’t wander in the street at will. Yi Lin sat on the bustling street bench in Huating City for an entire hour. His eyes became sore, and he didn’t find any other people with "resentment souls." ".

"It seems that the way of forming resentment is a bit harsh."

"Or maybe it's a time limit? The setting is that if the time is too long, the grieving soul will instantly become a Buddha?"

"Well, it's possible."

While Yi Lin was thinking about how to use [Complaint], he finally received a contact from Li Changge.

The superstar is off work.

ten minutes later.

Yi Lin and Li Changge reunited.

"Big brother, you don't talk about martial arts. Just hit it, why bother to send a message, do you want me to reply, or do you want to do it, or do you want to do it?"

Li Changge looked at Yi Lin with a bitter expression, his expression choked with tears, and he greeted if he wanted to refuse.

"Heh, it suddenly occurred to me that I seem to have a good piece of equipment temporarily borrowed from you? What is the name of that piece of equipment? It seems to be..."

"Ah! Boss! One day, you've been my Li Changge's boss!" When Li Changge heard these words, he understood in seconds, the speed of light changed his face, and he showed a dog-like expression: "Big brother, you I don’t know, since that day, I, Li Changge, vowed to act as a pendant on the eldest man’s lap, the kind that will never give up for generations to come!"

"Okay, don't flatter yourself. I do have something trivial to ask you. I'll go back to your house and talk about it."

Li Changge's expression was stunned when he heard the words, and then lowered his head, seemingly embarrassed.

"Why? Inconvenient?"

"No! Convenient! Convenient! Very convenient!"

Li Changge hurriedly called a flying car, and followed the track to the villa.

It's just on the way.

With tears in his heart, Li Changge silently rejected a fan gathering that might be able to fight until dawn.

After half an hour.

Yi Lin once again came to Li Changge's luxurious villa.

At the entrance of the villa, the two cool sculptures of Li Changge are still very eye-catching.

As if wishing to tell people all over the world--

Me, Li Changge, mansion, here!

"By the way, where's your family?"

Yi Lin approached the villa, the lamp was black and there was no one, and he asked casually.

"Agent, Sister Lu is an agent." Li Changge seriously corrected Yi Lin's remarks, and then explained: "Sister Lu went to work overtime, because the new movie is about to be completed soon, and there is a lot of work in the publicity of new movies. , Sister Lu needs to follow up."

Yi Lin nodded and didn't ask much.

He doesn't care about Li Changge's private life.

After the two had simply eaten, Yi Lin revealed the true purpose of the trip to find Li Changge.

"Although you claim to be my little brother, you can seriously say that we are friends." Yi Lin sat opposite Li Changge, rubbing the top black tea, and said with a smile.

"Boss..."

Yi Lin's words touched Li Changge's tears.

"So, for the next conversation, we follow the rules between the apostles."

Hearing this, Li Changge's expression froze.

"Your spirit weapon is a curse type. For some special reasons, it is inconvenient for me to have someone curse on me?"

Damn it?

When Li Changge heard it, he was stunned in an instant.

The big guy still has such a hobby?

I do not know how?

But soon.

Li Changge lowered his head and said weakly: "It must be?"

"I said, in this conversation, we follow the rules between the apostles, and everything is about benefit. I know that cursed spirit weapons cost a lot of money each time they are used. You may even face a life-and-death crisis, so I said, you figure it out."

After speaking, Yi Lin took another sip of hot black tea.

Waiting for Li Changge to make a decision.

That's right.

Yi Lin's purpose is to try whether Li Changge's ability to possess spirit weapons can become the ration for the evolution of [Resentment].

If this works too...

Li Changge's expression was tangled.

It is really difficult for him to handle it.

It wasn't that he was reluctant to let him remember the mother spirit, the more he looked at it, the more pleasing to the eye.

But...

As Yi Lin said, the curse-type spirit weapon, although its effect is awesome, is completely unreasonable. But the conditions of use are very harsh.

Li Changge was hesitating.

Although he did consider himself the number one younger brother of Yi Lin.

But in the trial, only one can rely on himself.

Li Changge is neither stupid nor stupid. He is also weighing whether it is worth it.

After a while.

Li Changge gritted his teeth and finally made up his mind.

"If you really have this special taste, you guys, it's not impossible to come once..."

Yi Lin: "?"

taste?

What the hell?

Finished.

Li Changge took out the puppet from the storage space.

At the same time, the mother spirit with long hair covering her face and pale skin appeared silently behind Li Changge.

The gloomy eyes of the mother spirit revealed two icy rays of light from the gap between the long black hair.

Yi Lin smiled slightly.

Nie Hongxiu and Bai Xiaoyi were called out while waving their hands.

The three mothers looked at each other.

In the next second, they happily hid to the side and talked about the whispers between the girls, and the atmosphere was very harmonious.

"By the way, what's the name of your mother spirit?"

"Mako."

"Oh, a good name."

"That must be."

Paused.

Seeing that Li Changge seemed to agree, Yi Lin smiled and said, "I told you before that as long as you reach Tier 3, there is a way to repair epic equipment."

"I remember."

Li Changge nodded.

Then what?

"After Tier 3, the'forging function' will be unlocked, and the equipment whose durability has been returned to zero can also be completely repaired."

"Wonderful!" Li Changge patted his thigh.

"Don't be happy, I haven't finished it yet." Yi Lin laughed and said, "I tried to repair a few cosmetic equipment without any attributes not long ago, and it cost more than two thousand death points. But if you want to repair epic equipment If you do, I guess..."

Yi Lin didn't finish speaking.

But Li Changge was stunned and understood.

This is too clear.

Isn't it just pressing krypton gold!

It's outrageous, it's too much.

How come there is such a cheating function?

When Li Changge thought of the huge death spot, his chest was churning with blood, and he almost spewed a mouthful of old blood.

In this strong mood, Li Changge's sorrow came from it, and there was a large rushing sound of water behind it, as if the river was going to the east like flowing water, and the money was gone forever.

Li Changge's mentality collapsed.

Finally had hope.

Before this hope could be opened, Yi Lin was slapped to death by the sudden bad news.

The epic-level equipment is good, the equipment is wonderful, who knows who uses it, Li Changge is already inseparable from that super battle suit.

"What to do then?" Li Changge was crying and wailing.

Yi Lin smiled, and a transaction window popped up to Li Changge.

[Acts 1010, the application to send you a transaction application, is it acceptable? 】

[The other party is in your friends list. 】

[Note: Please be careful when trading, and beware of fraud. 】

[YESNO? 】

The tower gave a reminder of fraud prevention very warmly.

This is the first time Li Changge has used this function. With a bit of curiosity, press to confirm.

Yi Lin dialed 1000 points in an instant.

Regardless of Yi Lin's current death point, which is often tens of thousands, these 1,000 points seem to be very few.

But after a brief stroke, it is obvious that DP() is very difficult to obtain under normal channels, especially when their level is still low.

Yi Lin cleared the dungeon of Styx Junior High, and with the "SS" rating bonus, he finally won only 2800DP.

It is conceivable that this 1000-point DP is definitely not a loss for Li Changge.

Li Changge seemed to understand how huge the huge sum of money was. He did not hesitate to choose the transaction and accepted it.

"Uuuuu, gangster, I love you, I love you, just like a mouse loves rice!"

"Get out! Anyway, count me buying you once."

As the saying goes, money is easy to do. Among the apostles, DP is hard currency, and Li Changge's speech is more agile.

original.

The reason Li Changge hesitated is because every time he uses the curse ability, it will be accompanied by a 50% drop in "charm and luck" as a price. And while the curse side effects are in effect, there will definitely be a "blood and light disaster". As for whether to die in the "Bloodlight Disaster", it all depends on God's will.

Moreover, the duration of this side effect is calculated by world switching.

Simply put, if Li Changge uses the "curse" in the real world, the side effects will take effect in the next trial. On the contrary, if the "curse ability" is used in the inner world, the side effects will be brought back to the real world. Under the influence of the blood and light disaster, Li Changge may suffer various accidents and die tragically at any time.

——It's terrible.

It can be called the ability to hurt the enemy a thousand and lose two thousand by oneself.

That's why Li Changge hesitated.

It might die after all.

Don't be sloppy.

But Li Changge still agreed.

Even without the 1000 DP that Yi Lin subsequently made up, he still agreed.

"Wait, big brother, you are already Tier 3? This is so fast! Wouldn't you evaluate it as ‘A’ every time, right?"

Li Changge called back the Mako who had been chatting with Nie Hongxiu and Bai Xiaoyi, and when he was about to activate his abilities, he suddenly remembered this incident.

Even so handsome, he is just "B" or "C" every time he tries.

He even secretly laughed at himself more than once, even the "clearance evaluation" seemed to have seen his preferences and catered to his favorite size, maybe this was destined... ahem.

Yi Lin's level increase speed is terrible!

Fear, horror!

Obviously not long ago, they were still at the same level in Guiwu Mountain.

"General." Yi Lin humbled.

The corners of Li Changge's mouth twitched slightly, and he couldn't look handsome anymore.

The special effects of the chrysanthemum suddenly burst.

——The blossoming blossoms, blossoming cracks, flying in the wind and rain.

Well, he decided to treat Yi Lin's humility as a low-key pretense.

"Big brother, be careful, once this ability is used, even me, there is no way to recover it."

"Don't worry, I'm sure."

Seeing Yi Lin's expression on his chest, Li Changge no longer hesitated, and decisively activated the "curse" ability.

I saw Li Changge pointing towards Yi Lin, without any rituals, and without any preparation. A cold and biting aura followed Li Changge's fingertips and struck quietly.

Yi Lin shuddered subconsciously.

A sense of fatigue, silent and silent, spread all over the body, and the limbs suddenly drooped down, and it was very laborious to lift up.

"Huh? This ability is a bit overbearing!"

Yi Lin raised his eyebrows slightly.

But he hadn't had time to experience the feeling of being cursed again.

From the forehead, a refreshing coolness instantly dissipated the discomfort of the curse, circulated a circle in the body, and returned to Ping Ji again.

Yi Lin could even make up for [Resent] and stick it on his forehead, and he lightly made a full hiccup sound effect.

[Complain] After swallowing Li Changge’s curse, the progress bar instantly rose from 67.2% to 72.3%...

This ration is of good quality!

Yi Lin was very satisfied.

The curse uttered by Li Changge can't be compared with the curse of Calypso.

After Yi Lin returned from the Caribbean Sea, under the terrifying power of the curse, even his body quickly decayed. If there was no "Bacchus factor", he would have fallen into a box and there was no suspense.

Therefore, the increase of the progress bar is naturally incomparable with the "Calypso lunch box".

But Yi Lin was already satisfied.

After all, the progress bar has also risen slightly.

"It's over."

Yi Lin clapped his palms and got up happily.

But Li Changge's eyes widened, the kind of dumbfounded dog.

"No, no, it's gone??"

In horror, Li Changge also stammered.

"never mind."

Yi Lin's expression was calm.

The meaning is clear.

Your curse is gone.

In an instant, Li Changge was messy in the wind.

This coach has spent a huge price and risked a **** disaster. How can you solve the curse easily and happily?

Don't I want face, Li Changge?

Don't my mother spirits arrange noodles?

Although he had been mentally prepared for a long time, he knew that Yi Lin might have a way to solve the curse, otherwise he would not be so trembling at M's initiative to ask for a curse to wash his face.

But this speed is so fast that I didn't have a little defense, and I went in an instant!

Yi Lin thought for a moment, looked calm, and said to Li Changge: "Put out your hand."

Li Changge is still in a daze, and his brain is in a state of crashing. As soon as Yi Lin's voice fell, he subconsciously stretched out his hand before he could use his brain.

With a flash of blood, Yi Lin moved sharply and cut a painless or itchy cut in the singer Li Chang.

Although Yi Lin is not an apostle on the agility side, after this round of strengthening, his agility attributes are a bit higher than that of Li Changge's scum.

The light of Yi Lin's sword flashed, and Li Changge's palm didn't react until a trace of blood drained from his palm.

——He was chopped.

"Boss, are you...?"

Is the flogging of love?

Yi Lin smiled: "Blood and light disaster."

Upon hearing this, Li Changge quickly figured out Yi Lin's purpose. But he found it extremely absurd, his eyes widened: "Is this a disaster of blood and light?"

"Who knows?" Yi Lin didn't explain too much. "Maybe I can take advantage of the loopholes. After all, that guy is not without loopholes."

Li Changge will be suspicious.

But Yi Lin mastered the strength, and only lost one wound. It didn't hurt or itchy, and Li Changge didn't feel too distressed. He randomly found a band-aid and carefully applied the wound to avoid leaving any blemishes on his self-proclaimed perfect skin... He endorsed several skin care products, in case it affects the sales of the merchandise of the owner's father. manage?

Ruo Yi Lin knew what Li Changge was thinking at the moment.

Maybe you will regret that the cut was shallow.

Yi Lin finally found the correct way to open [Grave], and was in a good mood.

At the same time, there are some regrets.

If in the Caribbean, in the cursed world, he can enter the trial with his own body, let alone a Calypso... another dozen, maybe it won't be enough for him.

Next.

Yi Lin spent another two days eating and drinking in Li Changge's villa.

During this period, Li Changge was busy with work.

The so-called blockbuster of the year has entered the finishing touches.

The director is said to be very satisfied with the last scene of the day.

He even utterly said that although Ying Wuxing only has one lens, it is the finishing touch, and the limelight overshadows the protagonist Li Changge.

These remarks made Li Changge's eyes full of jealousy when looking at Yi Lin in the past two days.

Yi Lin browsed the forum silently.

Assuming that the little fat man's emotions were almost calm, he took advantage of Li Changge's free time and put forward his thoughts.

"Well, I want to find a place that is more resistant to toss. Do you have any suggestions?"

"Toss-resistant? How do you want to toss, boss?"

"It's nothing, I have two friends who want to find a place that is hidden and undiscovered, practice boxing, and relax."

"Hey, what a big deal!" Li Changge waved his hand: "I got it right here!"

In Li Changge's view, Yi Lin's friend is his friend, and this is nothing trivial.

"here?"

Yi Lin looked around, a bit to fill up the scene where Li Erpang and Su Xiaosu were standing together.

It's choking.

Unexpectedly, Li Changge smiled mysteriously and took Yi Lin to the basement of the villa.

The empty basement is full of various facilities.

There are freezers, game consoles, computers, fitness equipment, washrooms, beds, and so on.

Li Changge was sore on his face, and before Yi Lin asked, he gave a treasure to explain: "Big brother, don't underestimate me. Humph, I'm the Li Changge who is accustomed to thinking twice, since the day I became an apostle Right from the start, I was mentally prepared to be chased to the end of the world."

"Here, it's a secret stronghold of mine. If you hide, it will take ten and a half months, and it won't be a problem at all."

"Also, look over there, there is an emergency exit that leads directly to the pool in my back garden. If anyone who doesn't have long eyes comes here, I can make a sound, pick flowers behind my back, swing from side to side, and twist lightly. Slowly choose, justice from the heavens, and various tactics unfold, maybe you can fight back."

"Are you sure..." Yi Lin walked to the wall and knocked a few times on the walls around the basement: "Isn't this the place you used to date?"

Li Changge's expression froze instantly.

But he immediately put on an expression of "upright young man", pointing to his face: "Do you think I look like this kind of person?"

"Be confident and remove the image."

"..."

Although Yi Lin was very skeptical, Li Changge secretly built the purpose of this basement.

But I have to say, very good.

Yi Lin originally thought that he would spend a lot of money on arranging the place where the plan was executed.

did not expect.

Money is also saved.

This wave is not a loss.

"and many more."

Yi Lin's heart moved.

The plan... seems to have room for adjustment.

Thinking of this, Yi Lin suddenly looked at Li Changge with a blank eye.

Li Changge was staring straight at Yi Lin, and his heart felt a little hairy.

He seemed to recall the fear of being pitted again and again...

He recalled that under the Tower of the Goddess, he was hesitant when he was tied to a tortoise...

He recalled that in the crew, being drawn from left and right by Yi Lin almost became anxious about cerebral palsy...

Li Changge took two steps back.

Yi Lin smiled slightly: "I have a friend, I want to ask you a little favor."

The next day.

Li Changge finally met the legendary "have a friend".

The super vegetarian who broke the two-meter mark with a difference of one centimeter, come to see you with a fist.

"Sister Su, Su and Su are good."

Li Changge looked at Su Xiaosu's whole body muscles, and instantly became obedient Li Changge, with his limbs clasped and greeted Su Xiaosu with a stiff smile.

The two had met in the Huating City incident.

Although unfamiliar.

But he also knew that Su Xiaosu was the number one cruel.

So far, it is difficult for him to associate the two words "woman" with "Su Xiaosu".

This question is too difficult!

The three sat down.

Li Changge obediently made a pot of fine black tea.

He watched Su Xiaosu pinching the tea cup and couldn't help but reminded: "Sister Su, this cup is fragile, and this is a limited edition, and the price is a little bit...???"

The words are not over yet.

Click.

The cup is cracked.

"Ah, sorry, sorry. How much? I will pay you."

Su Xiaosu looked apologetic.

She did not expect that this cup would be so fragile.

After all, the tableware used in her home is all made of alloy, which is resistant to toss.

Li Changge squeezed out a smile that was more ugly than crying, and smiled dryly: "Ha, ha, ha, it doesn't matter, in fact, it's not so expensive to the point of distressing..."

"Oh."

Su Xiaosu nodded.

You really believe it!

I'm just polite!

Don't be so upright, okay?

Li Changge was a little depressed.

But he really didn't dare to make this sister compensate for the loss of the cup.

Yi Lin knew that Su Xiaosu had a thin face and was not as embarrassed, so he took the initiative to say part of the content of the "Little Fatty Catch Project" that required Li Changge's cooperation.

Finished listening.

Li Changge was dumbfounded: "Ah this? Not so good, right?"

Yi Lin had expected that Li Changge would be pulled into the water and would suffer the first wave of rejection.

He quietly pointed to Su Xiaosu: "What do you think is not good?"

Li Changge closed his mouth instantly, his expression tangled.

But Su Xiaosu is very on the road.

She silently took out a card from the storage space and offered it with both hands.

"Please help."

"Hate, what gift do you give! Everyone is so familiar?" Li Changge squeezed a little, but quickly took the card from Su Xiaosu's hand.

It doesn't matter if it doesn't look, Li Changge suddenly shrinks.

"This, this, this... Sister Su, your favor! I'm Yibo Yuntian Li Changge helped!"

Li Changge quickly put the card away, patted his chest, and added: "If there is another time, I will help too!"

Yi Lin: "It must be won."

Li Changge: "We must win +1!"

Su Xiaosu smiled sweetly.

Huating City.

Li's house.

Li Erpang sneaked out of the house sneakily.

No one found out.

To be safe, he even dressed up in disguise, with a beard sticking to his mouth, even if Su Xiao had always come, he would never be able to recognize him.

"Don't underestimate the angry fat man!"

Li Erpang clenched his fists.

Ever since Su Xiaosu went to his house to propose marriage that day, Li Erpang knew that his home was not safe anymore.

I also don't know if it was because the ancestors of the Li family in the Tang Dynasty, in order to stabilize the emperor's position and murder their brothers and feet, caused the Li family to bear some kind of curse. In the past hundred years, the Li family has fewer and fewer heirs, and it is difficult to spread branches and leaves.

In the generation of Li Erpang, it turned out to be a single pass, and became the only seedling of the Emperor Li family.

Therefore, the only criterion for Li Erpang's parents to choose a daughter-in-law is to look good and healthy.

According to the ancient tradition, the hips are bursting, the bones are peculiar~www.novelmt.com~ and Su Xiaosu, who can bear the toss, makes Mayor Li very satisfied. The more he watched, the more he felt that the task of reviving the Li family's vigor should fall on the generation of Li Erpang and Su Xiaosu.

Moreover, although the Su family is not inherited from the ancient family of emperors, it is not bad.

Everybody is right, with a talented and beautiful appearance, in which round will Li Erpang come to oppose it?

upstairs.

Li's parents stared at Li Erpang's sneaky back from the window, and smiled at each other.

After slipping out a distance.

The little fat man shook suddenly.

"Well, I was shocked, I thought it was Sister Su who broke through the "Do Not Disturb" setting and came here! What is this kid doing with me if he has nothing to do?"

"Huh? What's the thing? Hand-made? Badge? Too naive, Fatty is a professional fat house, and there are still things that can't be identified?"

Finish talking.

Li Erpang took out the phone.

Power on——

Receive pictures from Li Changge.

"Fuck! What's this?"

"Hey, kid, wait, don't lose it, I'll go to your house and do a good appraisal!"

Li Erpang quickly dialed Li Changge's number and yelled at the end of the phone, as if a chrysanthemum was on fire, and rushed towards Li Changge's villa.

In the crowd.

Outside the Li family mansion.

Yi Lin looked at the back of Li Erpang's departure.

Smiled slightly.

"Attention all units, the target has been hooked."

"The handsome Li Changge has received it!"

"Su Xiaosu received it."

"Sister Su can prepare."

"Yeah." Sister Su's voice was a bit shy, and she didn't know if it was an illusion.

After confirming that Li Erpang had taken the bait, Yi Lin turned on [Follow the Shadow] and trailed behind Li Erpang to avoid any accidents.

This little fat man, if he really wants to run, it is really difficult to stop him.