I Really Don’t Want To Be a Natural Disaster

Latest URL: The skeleton gentleman waved his hand at the crowd from afar.

It's like a farewell between lovers, which is meaningful.

How can it be!

Unscientific!

Tiramisu's hands clenched the sniper rifle trembling slightly.

She can be sure that she is definitely aiming accurately, after all, she, who is experienced, can never aim at that position wrong.

There is absolutely no reason, nor should it be.

After a moment of consternation, Tiramisu exploded in anger, emptied everything in his head, and without a word, shot the second bullet out.

boom!

Another golden bullet shot out.

laugh!

Beside the skeleton gentleman, on the floor, a piece of rubble was suddenly splashed, which was a sign that the bullet had missed.

The third one!

boom!

The fourth one!

boom!

No one knows why so many sharp sniper shells can be hidden in Tiramisu's deep V.

But all the navies watched their minds with the full-blown Tiramisu admiral, like a shrew, taking out bullets one after another from his clothes, loading and shooting frantically, and there seemed to be no sign of stopping at all. .

Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding-

The hollow shells landed one after another.

"he's gone."

Yi Lin kept holding his binoculars and looked at the end of the street until there were no more people or dogs at the end of Victoria Avenue before putting down the binoculars and speaking slowly.

Tiramisu: "..."

Tiramisu deserves to be an admiral. Such a weird thing happened to him, but he calmed down quickly.

Seeing that the legendary pirate skeleton gentleman who mastered the "black magic" completely disappeared from the sight of everyone, Tiramisu slowly lowered his gun, his face was dark, his expression was a bit hideous, but it was pretty good. Pretty.

Gu Tianqing kept his eyes on Elizabeth Rin's back from time to time, thoughtfully.

"Search!"

Tiramisu flicked the sniper rifle in his hand, his face expressionless, amidst the brilliance of the sniper rifle, the exquisite and domineering golden sniper rifle was transformed into a long and narrow cigarette rod, which was amazing.

Even though Yi Lin is very interested in the deformable high-tech sniper rifle in Tiramisu's hand, it is not good to do bad things in full view. He can only decisively suppress this idea and talk about it when he has a chance.

After quietly sending a message to Wang Tiandi, without waiting for a reply from Gouzi, Yi Lin followed the navy team and searched Victoria Avenue thoroughly.

No surprise, Tiramisu walked directly to where the skeleton gentleman stood not long ago.

There were several bullet holes left on the ground, and the terrifying sniper shell had long been trapped in the slate and was difficult to pull out.

All the navies, under the command of Tiramisu, spread out around Victoria Avenue and searched them thoroughly.

Tonight, it is destined to sleepless all night.

When Yi Lin returned to Swan Castle, a hint of whiteness was already lit on the horizon.

Tiramisu didn’t even ask about Elizabeth Rin’s departure, because all her attention was focused on searching for the **** pirate. As for where the Governor’s fiancé wanted to go, Tiramisu didn’t even ask. do not care.

Before Yi Lin left, Gu Tianqing just smiled and whispered "beautiful lady, please be safe" before saying anything else.

This made Yi Lin's vigilance towards Gu Tianqing a little deeper.

Gu Tianqing...seems to be a more sinister character than Yi Lin imagined.

Doubt it?

Yi Lin could confirm that even if such a show came tonight, Gu Tianqing would still doubt Yi Lin.

After all, no apostle is really weak if he can be mixed to the current level, and there will always be something extraordinary.

"Haha, it's getting more and more interesting."

Yi Lin suppressed the sudden excitement in his heart, then turned it on like a shadow, slipped into the room quietly, and locked the door with his backhand.

And the girl in the boudoir.

Ruth was about to take off her "skeleton gentleman" outfit and put on a black and white maid outfit.

Seeing Yi Lin sneak in and lock the door, Ruth immediately wrapped her up, her face flushed.

"Acridine! Rin! Tonight is really too, too, too exciting!"

The dog lay on his side and yawned lazily.

"You are not afraid?"

Yi Lin looked at Ruth, who had a slightly wrong expression, and slapped Ruth's body. The "skeleton gentleman" full set of krypton-gold appearance equipment was carded in an instant. When Ruth realized that she was instantly stripped of her underwear, Yi Rin has included the "skeleton gentleman appearance suit" in the storage space.

"Fuck! Rin, how can you be so proficient with this technique!"

Ruth subconsciously squeezed her upper part, after thinking about it, she squeezed her underneath, and then thought for a moment, and then simply opened her arms, posed a pose, and showed a charming figure in front of Yi Lin.

"Hurry up and put on your clothes."

The corner of Yi Lin's eyes twitched as he reminded earnestly.

Ruth now knows very well that once Yi Lin speaks in this tone, it is not a good time to make a joke, so she also obediently dresses like a maid.

While Ruth didn't move her hands, Yi Lin sat on the bed, thinking about what happened tonight.

The mysterious governor, the governor’s mansion, infrared sensors, the code elevator, the secrets of the governor’s mansion, the trade with Calypso, the devil, the weird weapons of tiramisu, the weird technology tree.

The clues, fragments, and speculations were rearranged in Yi Lin's mind, and then, as if torn apart, useful content was extracted from the messy information.

"Outsiders..."

suddenly.

Irin remembered what Calypso called him during that hurricane.

"Right, Ruth."

"Huh? Need a massage, my captain."

Ruth immediately transformed herself from a maid to an exclusive masseuse.

"……,good."

So, the two of them posed and started to BUFF.

After all, the gain status is really important.

By the bed.

The dog curled his mouth and stretched out his paws to cover his eyes.

"Is it comfortable, my captain?"

"Um……"

"My dear captain, when will you go to blow up the Governor's Mansion again?"

Ruth couldn't help but feel a little excited when she thought of her experience tonight.

"..."

The massage is over.

Yi Lin looked at the brand new BUFF on the apostle panel, refreshed.

He knocked on the floor in front of Gouzi, and Gouzi raised his eyelids with a somewhat unhappy expression, as if protesting against Yi Lin's interruption of Master Gou's closed eyes.

"Next, according to normal development, the navy will vigorously search the city for the deeds of the skeleton gentleman in the past few days. Well, there is also a dog."

Wang Tiandi: "Wang."

Gouzi said he understood.

Yi Lin continued: "Since that guy is a senior navy adviser, he must prevent him from suggesting bad ideas to the navy, such as... searching for Swan Castle. So, you who have been exposed, this It must not be exposed to anyone for a few days."

Although Swan Castle went up and down, everyone knew that Elizabeth Rin had brought a dog back, but all the ladies in London seemed to have the habit of keeping some pets to improve their quality. This is for Yi Rin. , It's not a big problem.

If there is no evidence, it is not a car.

Moreover, the Navy wants to find a skeleton gentleman more than a dog.

Regarding this tonight, Yi Lin wanted to see if there was a chance to force the mysterious governor out of the mountain, return to the governor’s mansion, and enter under the elevator to find out.

As for the sniper rifle beyond the scope of this world's science and technology, it went beyond Yi Lin's accident, making things even more bizarre.

From the very beginning, Yi Lin prepared a [bullet deflection] for the dog in advance to prevent Ruth from being surrounded by the navy, so that the dog could shoot the [bullet deflection] on Ruth at a critical moment. Prevent Ruth from being killed by navy bullets.

Although the development of things is quite different from the original idea of ​​Yi Lin, Yi Lin also discovered more weirdness in this plot mode.

In general, there are gains and losses.

Yi Lin remembered the deal with Calypso again.

In the "Curse" column in the captain's panel, there is an additional "Calypso's gaze", which makes Irin feel a little uncomfortable.

If Calypso's commission is not fulfilled according to the agreement, there may be some terrible consequences.

Of course, Yi Lin was not afraid, after all, it was just a curse.

It's just that Yi Lin didn't know exactly how capable Calypso, who claimed to be the "Poseidon", had reached.

omniscient? omnipotent?

Yi Lin smiled slightly.

"If it is so awesome, why entrust that matter to an ordinary human?"

"Outsider? Huh."

In contemplation, Yi Lin, who had been busy all night, felt a little sleepy, so he lay directly on the bed and gradually fell asleep.

The next day.

Three poles in the day.

Yi Lin, dressed in full costume, once again came to the Governor's Mansion in an open manner.

After the bombing incident last night, the defense force has been strengthened by several levels. Layers of guards, three circles inside and three circles outside, surrounded the whole government house, almost impenetrable.

Yi Lin stood there and roughly estimated for a while, even if it turned on [Follow the Shadow], under this kind of defense, it was impossible to sneak in without being discovered.

This can no longer be called a patrol team, it is simply stationed here with heavy troops, there is no gap.

Yi Lin raised his head.

Looking at the roof of the Governor's Mansion.

Unless... from above.

Yi Lin revealed his identity, but was still blocked from the encirclement.

"Your Excellency Governor ordered that from now on, no one will be seen, not even the fiancée of the Honorable Governor-General."

The leader of the team rejected Yi Lin's request to see the Governor with an apologetic expression.

The more he protects that governor, the more Yi Lin feels that there is something tricky in it.

It's just the current situation, Yi Lin is not good at rushing, so he can only give it up for the time being.

Furthermore, he came to the Governor's Mansion for a stroll, just to take a look along the way, and he didn't really have to see the "fiance" through the normal way.

In the communication panel.

After Yi Lin canceled "Do Not Disturb" Gu Tianqing, the two of them didn't take the initiative to initiate a private chat, they became silent strangely and fell into a delicate state.

"The'smoke bomb' is enough, if you continue to do it, it seems too deliberate."

Yi Lin quickly twisted her waist and left the governor's mansion.

The whole London is immersed in a tense atmosphere.

The streets are full of wanted warrants for "skeleton gentlemen."

On the wanted order, it was a man wearing an elegant tuxedo, a skull gentleman hat, and a "smiley face" mask on his face.

——There is a terrifying dog with fangs beside him.

The amount of reward above is... one hundred thousand pounds.

For a **** pirate, this is undoubtedly a huge reward.

It's just that when Yi Lin saw the reward order that was reproduced overnight, he almost couldn't help laughing.

The image of the dog on the wanted order is as horrible as it is. It is a living creature from hell, even the background of the dog, using an abstract technique to paint a large black shadow with black ink. Adds a bit of treacherous atmosphere to the dog.

According to the image of this wanted order, it's a **** to find that stupid dog.

Yi Lin held back a smile and left the place silently.

No words for a day.

Until... late at night.

In London.

The fog is permeated.

The moon is dark and the wind is cool.

In Swann Castle, two women in disguise sneak out.

Came directly to the slums.

In order to reduce unnecessary troubles, Irin and Ruth simply dressed up in disguise. They didn't look so conspicuous, and they walked through the narrow alleys.

Corruption, oil stains, moss.

Crawling cockroaches, happily jumping mice, crisscross ditches, sewage is completely untreated, and it emits a stench in the sewers.

There is a smell of poverty everywhere. Compared with the luxurious urban area, it is like a world of difference, and it is clear at a glance.

In the slums, there is not even a guard. It seems that in London, this is a dirty corner that even the royal guards do not want to visit.

"This is obviously a good place for Tibetans, why don't you search the streets here?"

Yi Lin suddenly felt a little funny when he saw it.

Ruth shrugged helplessly: "Who knows, maybe those guys think that the elegant captain is not happy to hide in such a ghost place."

Yi Lin was speechless.

In his opinion, it is more likely that Tiramisu issued orders to search the city high above the ground, but the guards below, who knew that there was such a place in London, were too messy and unwilling to come. Searching here, pretending to be diligent, sweating and tearing on the streets of London, a typical bureaucratic style.

Can you see leaders working in slums?

It's useless!

It would be better to sweat under the scorching sun on the street and still get the appreciation of the upper class.

Yi Lin quickly understood the mystery.

In the narrow alley, in addition to cockroaches and rats, there were also stinking poor people lying all over.

There were a lot of flies and mosquitoes, smelling the tempting smell of the poor, and hovering over the piles of poor people lying there.

Ruth frowned and took out a small delicate wet wipe to cover her mouth and nose.

It didn't matter to Yi Lin, anyway, he had experienced even worse conditions. This point was just for pediatrics. Apart from being a little uncomfortable, it didn't shed blood, and there was nothing special.

After half an hour.

Ruth and Irin finally arrived at their destination.

"I suggest you put away the **** wet wipe in your hand."

Yi Lin turned his head blankly and reminded.

Although Ruth was reluctant, under Yi Lin's serious threat, she still crumpled the small wet towel into a ball and threw it in the corner with disgust.

In front of the two of them, there was a mess of garbage, piled up into a hill, exuding an indescribable smell.

In the hill, a passage is faintly revealed. There is no light, and the dark passage is like the entrance to the magic cave, which looks very scary.

Ruth beckoned to Yi Lin in a low voice: "Captain, here!"

Yi Lin approached with the sound.

On the ground that Ruth pointed to, there was a crude skull pattern.

Without hesitation, after Ruth pointed out the entrance, Yi Lin went straight into the garbage dump.

Both sides are full of garbage of various shapes, there is no classification, and I don't know how much time has been accumulated here, and there is even a lot of corrupt food that is covered with white flowers and bugs.

At this moment, Yi Lin finally understood why, in the huge London, there could be a gathering place for pirates, hidden in the big city.

As the saying goes, the big hidden in the city, the small hidden in the dirty.

This kind of dirty land, let alone the navy, would never be willing to approach it if Yi Lin had a special purpose and no special reason.

The tunnel constructed by the garbage mountain slopes down at an angle of about thirty degrees. After walking for more than ten meters, the surrounding area gradually becomes a substantial wall, which is no longer composed of the garbage. Relatively speaking, it looks much cleaner.

And Ruth's frowning brow stretched slightly.

soon.

There were waves of slight vibrations coming from the front, mixed with noisy noises.

Take a few more steps.

The pungent and strong rum smell gradually overwhelmed the stench of corruption.

finally.

Suddenly he opened his eyes.

The dim light ignited the darkness ahead.

Ruth explained in Yi Lin's ears at the meeting place: "This place is said to be an underground warehouse used by nobles to hide treasures. But one day, this warehouse was patronized by pirates and was completely cleaned up. The nobles also disappeared. When did it start, this urban area has also become a slum."

At the end of the light, there are two dilapidated wooden doors with the same shape, as if they would fall with a single tap.

Yi Lin stretched out his hand and pushed.

Snapped.

The door actually smashed down, and it was in front of Yi Lin, just like touching porcelain.

No, this is simply touching porcelain.

"Hey, **** pirate, dare to break the gate of the'gilded quagmire' and lose money!"

A dirty little hand stretched out from the darkness, and at the same time, behind the door panel, a muddy face came forward smilingly.

While asking for money, the dirty kid seemed to be looking at both Irin and Ruth, and there was a little more doubt in his shiny eyes.

Before Irin could speak, Ruth was already angry, pointing to the dirty child's nose and yelling: "Damn, I just came yesterday, you didn't fix this **** door at all!"

The dirty child turned magically and took out a small wooden sign from behind.

There are a few words written on it.

—"Damn pirate, welcome."

——"The wooden door is expensive, please pay for the damage according to the price."

——"If you do not compensate, please be careful of rum, it may be poisonous."

——"Poisoned death, there is more to death."

Yi Lin: "..."

Ruth: "..."

This is a stark threat.

And extortion.

Yi Lin was curious: "You lost yesterday?"

"I lost it, but I didn't expect the style here to be more like pirates than us."

Ruth was helpless, and was about to take out a few copper plates.

suddenly.

In the dim light, a red shadow flashed between Yi Lin and the dirty child.

Slap.

Two **** fingers fell to the ground, and those **** didn't seem to notice that they had been cut off, and they were still twisting slightly.

The dirty child looked astonished.

Yi Lin smiled slightly, and after cutting off the child's two fingers, he took out a brand new gold coin and pressed it into the palm of the severed finger. In a blink of an eye, the gold coin was covered with blood.

"These **** are to give you a piece of advice."

"Some people can't touch them casually."

"This gold coin is your compensation."

With three words left, Yi Lin pulled the dumbfounded Ruth into the underground tavern.

"Go ahead, don't show up in front of the pirates in the future."

The dirty child stared blankly at the **** gold coin in his palm, until the two pirates who did not look like pirates but were crueler than any pirate left, felt the sharp pain from the broken finger, and then He squatted on the ground, holding his back, biting his lower lip, holding back the pain, not letting himself cry.

A few minutes later.

The pain eased slightly, and the dirty child in ragged clothes stood up, clutching the gold coin in his mouth, and muttered in a low voice: "Damn pirate!"

Then he laughed foolishly again, suddenly as if thinking of something, he hid the gold coin in his arms, fearing that it would be stolen, and seeing that there was no one around, he left the passage with confidence.

Ruth was silent for a moment.

A few seconds later, he whispered: "Some people can't touch them casually?"

Yi Lin couldn't help rolling his eyes when he heard the words.

This is what Ruth is concerned about?

Hidden in front of the bustling London underground pirate bar, called "gilded quagmire."

I don't know whose taste it is, and he took such an uncharacter name.

The pirate bar, as it seems on the surface, only pirates will visit this kind of place.

After all, in London, where royal guards are everywhere, pirates are elusive.

You have to play this underground party style before you can drink a good glass of rum.

I don't know if it's underground, the gilded quagmire is impermeable to the wind, and the whole space is filled with a rotten smell mixed with various peculiar smells.

It is more messy and messy than the "Fiery Rose" run by Ruth. If there is a restaurant hygiene rating agency in this world, this pub will undoubtedly be rated five stars.

——Negative five stars.

What happened at the door did not cause any commotion.

To be precise, unless Yi Lin directly took out a blasting pearl and bombed the place, these pirates who were drinking so badly would not notice any obscure movements.

The two stepped into the tavern.

The smell is blowing.

As for the taste, Yi Lin didn't bother to distinguish it carefully. It was not a good taste anyway.

Ruth had been here once yesterday, but she was just to find a place to inquire about the news, and did not stay in the gilded quagmire for too long.

For pirates, where is the place to inquire about the news?

There is no doubt that it is a tavern where pirates gather.

Pirates have always been famous all over the world for having no secrets.

The tavern has a large space. After all, it used to be a warehouse used by a nobleman to hide treasures. The space is too small to justify, and it looks very empty.

Above the head, the shaking oil lamp and the dim light set off the twisted and shaking shadows on the pirates. From a distance, it looked like a swarm of demons dancing, adding a strange and terrifying atmosphere out of thin air.

But looking closer, Yi Lin actually had the illusion of stepping into an unconventional modern bar and dancing on the dance floor full of colorful neon lights, but it was a pity that there was no music.

Ding, Ding Dong——

Yi Lin's thought just sounded.

Behind the bar, an old man dressed stylishly with various braids on his head, with drooping eyelids, with Erlang's legs cocked, holding a musical instrument like a guitar, and playing it ding-ding-dong.

"Hoooo~ Let's go sailing together~ Raise the flag~"

"Pull it~ Little thief and beggar~ We will never die~"

Hehe, who said there is no music?

Many people began to sing loudly, singing the song of pirates.

In fact, the singing voice and the guitar accompaniment are not in the same dimension at all, not the same piece at all.

"Huh? Why is there someone nailed to the wall?"

Ruth suddenly pointed to a certain wall~www.novelmt.com~I Lin took a look, too lazy to pay attention to so much, and took Ruth to a relatively quiet corner, where there happened to be an unattended table. The two sat down.

ten minutes later.

Irin and Ruth, who had nothing to do, finally waited for the waiter.

Behind them sounded a flattering and familiar voice.

"Heh heh, welcome to the'Golden Mire', oh, the two are really beautiful, and the skilled Charlie serves you intimately. I don't know how many glasses of rum you want?"

Irin and Ruth turned their heads.

An ugly man with a blue nose and a swollen face, a man who was beaten almost unrecognizable by his mother, was trying his best to squeeze a dog-like smile, rubbing his index fingers and thumbs at Yi Lin and Ruth, as if expecting There is some kind of reward called "tip".