I Really Don’t Want To Be a Natural Disaster

Gu Tianqing still had the poker face with no joy and sadness, and glanced at Yi Lin.

Yi Lin responded with a faint smile.

I don't know if it is because Yi Lin's charm value is already exaggerated. This smile has caused the surrounding navy soldiers to lose consciousness for two seconds at the same time.

Victoria Avenue is just one street away from the Government House.

It stands to reason that the prisoners of the bombing at the Governor's Mansion can be pinned on the Skeleton Gentleman's hat.

There is time to commit crimes, there are opportunities to commit crimes...After all, people are next door.

As for the motive?

Don't be funny, do you need any motives for the pirates to bomb the Governor's Mansion?

So, when the skeleton gentleman showed up on Victoria Avenue with his dog, when everyone recovered from the beautiful face of Ms. Elizabeth, they invariably tied the bombing to the damned pirate skeleton gentleman.

"Chase!"

From the governor's mansion, a woman who wore a rigorous uniform into a deep V temptation, bit a long and delicate cigarette rod, and walked out of the governor's mansion.

Although it was only a woman, when Tiramisu spoke with a gloomy face, the powerful aura that inadvertently exuded, all the navy present unanimously took the initiative to divide a channel for Tiramisu.

Chase!

There is no hesitation.

At the moment when Admiral Tiramisu, that is, the person with the highest rank under the Governor in the entire naval organization, spoke, the navy dared not neglect, stepped forward, and soon separated teams, as if they were converging. The traffic flowed toward Victoria Avenue in an orderly manner.

It can be seen from here that the royal navy is well-trained and can completely push the chaotic pirates away from half of the Caribbean Sea.

Yi Lin and Gu Tianqing didn't bother to eyebrows anymore, silently followed the crowd to Victoria Avenue, which is located on the street next to the Governor's Mansion.

It was late at night.

On the blue-black slate road, the marks of the wheels are clearly identifiable, faintly wet and slippery with mist, and there is a faint smell of decayed vegetation between the stones.

There are no pedestrians on the road, after all, ordinary people would not choose to wander on such quiet roads in the dead of night.

More or choose a deep and quiet corner to seek happiness that cannot be told to outsiders.

On both sides of the street.

Many civilians who were lonely and sleepless late at night poked their heads out of the windows and watched what happened on Victoria Avenue.

Da Da Da Da Da Da.

The navy's messy and rhythmic footsteps broke the silence.

nobody?

Do not--

suddenly.

Everyone unanimously looked towards the end of Victoria Avenue.

At the end of the road, a figure shrouded in pitch black, with an elegant and calm posture, still carrying a bit of a cannon...but it doesn't matter, across an empty Victoria Avenue, staring at all the navy in the air.

"It's him! I recognize his reward order! It's the skeleton gentleman!"

In the crowd.

I don’t know which navy soldier was very cooperative. His voice was frightened with broken voice, and there was a trace of firmness in the broken voice, and his voice was strong. Yi Lin couldn’t help but silently give a thumbs up, and secretly clicked a thumbs up. .

After hearing these words, all navy soldiers subconsciously squeezed the guns in their hands, seeking for that little sense of security.

Since that day, Lieutenant General Pope returned from the sea with a pale face and blood on the corners of his mouth. Various versions of legends about that man have been circulating in the navy.

But no matter what version it is, Lieutenant General Pope’s defeat has become a post-dinner talk in the entire navy camp, and Lieutenant General Pope Benbo has also become a pitiful existence that everyone can whip.

The Navy does not mean that it cannot be defeated, but a defeat as weird and outrageous as Lieutenant General Pope can definitely be included in the textbook and become a classic case like the battle of Shipwreck Bay.

And Lieutenant General Pope is also very likely to sever his hope of promotion because of this disgusting scandal.

Unless, no one in the Navy can rise.

In short, at the moment when the legendary weird pirate really appeared before him, it caused a series of panic in the navy.

This made Yi Lin, who was hiding by the side, a little puzzled, is this the result of the rumors that can't stop? Even he himself didn't know how the title "Skull Gentleman" was so deterrent.

Gu Tianqing was also in the crowd.

The usual poker face rarely reveals a bit of doubt.

at this time.

Tiramisu spit out a strangely shaped smoke ring, and I don't know if the flexibility of the tongue is different from that of ordinary people.

"Pretend to be a fool!"

Tiramisu finished smoking the cigarette, then smiled coldly, shaking waves stepping out of the navy: "A **** pirate scared you like this? It's all useless waste."

After finishing talking, the long and narrow tobacco rod in Tiramisu's hand vibrated violently, and delicate and complicated lines appeared on it without warning. Those lines seemed to be a switch. When the lines appeared, the whole rod was illuminated by the lines. Shrouded by the light blue light, full of epoch-making sense of science and technology.

Yi Lin: "?"

Gu Tianqing: "?"

Upon seeing this, the two of them played a question mark at the same time, very quickly.

This style of painting seems to be wrong again!

Kakaka——

In the next second, in the light of the blue lines, Admiral Tiramisu’s exquisite cigarette rod, like a decomposed building block, made a crisp sound of gears and equipment running in, and then in Yi Lin In Yu Tianqing’s surprised gaze, the exquisite parts that had been disassembled, recombined in the hands of Tiramisu, and transformed into a golden...sniper rifle!

It turned out to be a sniper rifle!

And it's the kind with an eight-fold magnifying glass!

This sudden change caused Yi Lin's expression to change slightly, but he quickly reacted.

After all, there are even infrared sensors and elevators in the Governor's Mansion, and now Tiramisu has a cigarette stick that turns into a sniper rifle, which is reasonable.

It's sympathetic... It's a ghost!

Doesn't meet the level of the world's technology tree, okay?

Yi Lin thought of the backward wind-powered sailboat, this science and technology tree is obviously a bit crooked?

This smooth and silky weapon deformation technology has not yet been fully developed even in the real world.

This unscientific!

"Appeared!"

In the navy.

All the spirits were lifted, and the decline caused by the appearance of the skeleton gentleman was wiped out.

"It's Master Tiramisu's magic spear!"

"Magic Gun——Rose Black Tea!"

"Bloom! Rose!"

"Oh, I really deserve to be my Goddess Tiramisu, my forever beautiful dream goddess!"

"..."

Amidst the waves of flattery, Tiramisu calmly and skillfully took out a long, golden bullet from his clothes. With a click, the bullet was loaded. In just a few seconds, Tiramisu's entire set of actions was completed in one go. The sniper rifle aimed at the ghost figure in the distance.

"and many more."

Tiramisu: "?"

Gu Tianqing: "..."

navy:"???"

Wang Tiandi:~~

In the ready-to-go, igniting atmosphere, a voice full of magnetic charm suddenly broke this solemn atmosphere.

Um?

Is it the fiancée of the Governor-General who tossed the entire navy for a whole month, Elizabeth Rin?

There was a solemn expression on Yi Lin's face. I don't know when, she held a delicate single-tube telescope and stared in the direction of the "skeleton gentleman".

"legend……"

Yi Lin suddenly narrated a legend in an erratic tone.

"That **** pirate skeleton gentleman has a dog from the abyss of hell."

"That dog is the eyes of the skeleton gentleman, able to see through everything on the ocean."

"As long as you stare at that terrible dog for more than three seconds, you will be robbed of the soul by the eyes of **** and lose your mind..."

"It will become a skeleton gentleman's plaything... For the rest of his life, it will become a laughing stock, the kind that can't lift his head for a lifetime. Oh, it's terrible!"

Finished.

Yi Lin added: "I just remind the respected Admiral Tiramisu to be careful of the dog beside the skeleton gentleman."

hiss--

In Victoria Avenue.

The temperature suddenly picked up.

Because too many people took a breath at the same time.

Horror as a dog!

Everyone thought of the poor Lieutenant General Pope.

For the rest of his life, he became a laughing stock, the kind that could not hold his head for a lifetime.

This is true!

Many people were curious and terrified, took out the folding binoculars they carried with them, and looked towards the end of the street.

"Humph!"

Admiral Tiramisu snorted coldly, seemingly dissatisfied and unbelieving, but he couldn't help holding his breath, searching through the magnifying glass of the sniper rifle at the feet of the skeleton gentleman.

really!

In the field of vision of everyone's telescope.

A dirty dog ​​was stretching out its paws and patted the skeleton gentleman's feet.

Immediately afterwards, the dog stood up on his hind legs, embracing his front legs, and his mouth tilted, showing a weird smile like a facial paralysis.

I don’t know if it’s brain supplementation, or the dog’s pupils are really so weird. In the eyes of the navy, the dog’s otherwise ordinary eyes seemed to glow with green light in the dark, which was very terrifying.

hiss--

With just a glance, everyone was so scared that they put down their binoculars, and their hearts were agitated.

Except... Admiral Tiramisu!

That avant-garde woman who wears her uniform into a deep V!

"Damn pirate!"

Tiramisu also just glanced at ~www.novelmt.com~ and immediately looked away from the dog to avoid the same sad end as Lieutenant Pope.

Tiramisu's hands holding the gun didn't even move at all, as smooth as ever.

She did not believe it, but just in case, she tried to keep herself from paying attention to the weird dog at the feet of the skeleton gentleman.

One second later.

Tiramisu squeezed the trigger sharply.

boom!

The crisp gunfire resounded across the night sky, tearing the fog, and the golden bullet aimed at the center of the skeleton gentleman's legs, and a shot came directly.

Tiramisu sneered coldly.

Is the tiramisu that really made me shoot people out of nowhere?

Do you really think I haven't seen a scene of chicken flying eggs?

What about a dog from hell?

Isn't it enough not to look at that pair of eyes?

While sneering, Tiramisu took another bullet from the gully of clothes.

According to her usual routine, she habitually shot a shot between her legs, cut off the way she could escape, and then shot her legs. At that time, she would kill or try, all from the heart, full of options.

There are already articles in textbooks, **** pirates, should be treated in the cruelest way.

kill!

Kaka.

The second bullet was loaded again.

Ding!

This is the sound of the first bullet falling to the ground.

Second shot...huh? ? ?

Suddenly.

Tiramisu's eyes widened.

I thought that under the magnification of a high-powered lens, the skeleton gentleman who should have gripped his crotch and squatted on the ground, groaning, turned out to be undamaged, waving his hand to this side gracefully, and then slowly blending into the night with the dog next to him. middle.

"This unscientific!"