I Really Don’t Want To Be a Natural Disaster

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Want to be beautiful!

Yi Lin shook his head. If it weren't for the idea that this woman is very familiar with Tetuga Island and has a wide network of people, maybe there is something useful, Yi Lin would have left early.

"I want to take leave!"

"Hiccup~" Ruth hiccuped a drink: "Who sisters add some hot water?"

Yi Lin clenched her powder fist, resisted the urge to send a... "disaster-ridden" to this hateful woman, and then silently went out to boil the water.

ten minutes later.

Yi Lin came in carrying a bucket of hot water, and poured it into Ruth's bath tub skillfully.

Ruth's expression was bitter: "Are you sure you won't help your sister rub her back?"

Yi Lin: "..."

"Ah, sister, I am older and have a bad memory. What did you just say please?"

"I want to take leave."

"Please what?"

"I want to take leave."

"Please what?"

"..., I will help you rub your back."

"Hey~ how many days do you want to invite? Also, don't forget, you signed the contract and pressed your fingerprints. If you dare to run, you will be wanted? Hmm...that's where...Hope harder... ~Acridine~"

Yi Lin used a towel to help Ruth rub her back in silence, listening to Ruth yelling strangely there, but Yi Lin didn't feel any waves in her heart.

There should be no problem with your own orientation?

While speculating on the impact of role-playing on him, Yi Lin replied casually: "Please two days, do something."

"In the past two days, because...well, there will be more pirates on the island, don't let those dirty guys give you...ah~"

Suddenly, Ruth's tone became high-profile.

"Isn't it just rubbing your back? Madame, you are not right..."

"Haha, you don't understand. Okay, two days will be two days, and the salary will be deducted. But well, if you take a bath with your sister, maybe your sister will be in a good mood and can give you the salary? Huh?"

Ruth turned around abruptly and got up from the barrel, splashing water.

There was no one behind.

"Fuc...kkk! Where's the person?"

water:"……"

...

After leaving the boudoir of the proprietress.

Yi Lin washed her hands, remembering the weird boss lady, and couldn't help sighing: "Why do women embarrass women?"

As for the so-called contract, Yi Lin has no psychological burden when he presses his fingerprints.

Anyway, it was "Elizabeth Rin" who signed the contract. What does it have to do with him?

Well, there is nothing to do with half a dime.

Although there are usually no people hanging around in the dark at night, for the sake of safety, Yi Lin turned on "Follow the Shadow", dived into the darkness, and quietly came to the port.

The harbor is full of ships of various sizes.

Some boats have been weather-beaten, some have been artillery, some are in tatters, and some are shaking slightly in the waves...

Um? In more boats, there is a faint, crisp, tender cry like a bird in the cabin.

——Originally from ships with sound effects.

In short, the characteristics of various ship models are different. The only thing that is the same is that the black skull flags are hung on the masts of the ships docked in the port, waving in the wind.

Yi Lin was on the side, looking at the densely packed skull banners in front of him, and couldn't help but hesitate.

"There are so many ships, which one should I choose?"

In the darkness, Yi Lin squinted his eyes and observed carefully.

Yi Lin can't tell whether a ship is good or not, but it looks aggressive enough, and there are not many traces of shells on the ship, which can still be seen.

After all, some pirate ships have potholes and uneven wooden planks. You don't need to guess that this kind of ship can't run fast enough, so it was bombarded one after another.

"what?"

Yi Lin suddenly found the target.

It was a medium-sized three-masted sailing ship with a one-eyed pirate flag hung on it, and a faint light projected from the ship, which flickered like fireflies in the dark night.

The bow of the ship looks like a fleshy, lifelike beauty, and the name of the ship is engraved on the ship near the bow.

-"QUEEN".

"Queen".

Yi Lin shook his finger: "Bingo, it's you."

...

...

On the Queen.

Several stinking pirates were lying on the deck all the way.

If it is normal, their lazy behavior will definitely be whipped to death by the captain and first officer with a small whip.

But tonight is a bit different. Most of the pirates on the ship took advantage of this rare opportunity to sneak upright on the island of Tetuga, known as the "pirate paradise", seeking their own happiness.

Of course, it is more to find one or several beautiful women who are in love at first sight, talk about a one-night love, vigorous, and lingering, and then leave a few silver coins freely and freely in a pirate manner, waving, Say goodbye without taking away a cloud.

A true pirate, only the sea and freedom in his heart really yearn for.

Of course, women, treasures, and rum are also very important.

A pirate was holding several empty rum bottles, leaning against the side of the barrel, talking nonsense.

"Ah, my Mary, Emma, ​​Angelina, Ann Jolie baby...hiccup~"

On the other corner of the deck.

The pirates lay in a circle and fell asleep.

Only in the captain's room on the deck, the light is faintly revealed, and it seems that some weird overlapping patterns are also reflected on the windows.

Sometimes it is folded into the word "大", sometimes into the word "工", and sometimes into the word "H", which is very strange.

No one noticed that in the dark, a slightly short figure in a neat black tuxedo stepped onto the deck silently and walked on it quietly.

"Excuse me, is your captain here?"

"..."

"Excuse me, is your captain here?"

"..."

"Excuse me, is your captain here?"

"Hiccup~ Stop it! I'm busy dating Mary!"

The drunken pirate didn't even open his eyelids, but just responded vaguely.

"Huh? Very good, it's you."

Yi Lin looked around, and finally found a pirate who was not completely drunk and could barely communicate.

So he condensed the motivation to slap, and slapped a certain pirate's face.

For the greasy and dirty skin, if he did it himself, Yi Lin was afraid of getting his hands dirty.

Happiness.

"Mmm..."

Happiness.

"???"

finally.

Before being frustrated, a certain pirate opened his eyes ignorantly, and he didn't know if he had drunk too much. He felt a burning pain on his face, and a strange figure appeared in front of him.

He shook the bottle of wine that he hadn't had time to loosen in his hand, and it was empty inside.

"Hey! I drank a bit too much today! This wine is delicious!"

suddenly.

A cold knife was lightly pressed against his neck.

The strange figure in front of him said in an indefinable tone of voice, "Now, robbery, I want to rob this ship."

hiss--

In an instant, the male pirate wine woke up eight minutes in an instant. He looked down at the knife on his neck and smiled coldly: "Only if you dare to **** our Queen? Do you know how many on this ship—"

Gu Lulu.

Gu Lulu.

Gu Lulu.

The pirate who had sobered up for a while, he had a long history of battles and rich experience, and in his mind, he drew up a perfect anti-kill plan in an instant.

He can start with a few ruthless words, the opponent will definitely be distracted for an instant, and then he will use the experience of many battles to make a sudden move of the sea monster to wave its tail, then another move of the angry turtle, and then pull it out. The knife in the belt can complete this earth-shattering counter-kill.

And just now.

Gu Lulu——

One ball after another, unexpectedly rolled out of the darkness.

One.

Two.

Three.

Four.

"..."

The pirate did not continue counting, because from the fifth one, he had already figured out what the **** were.

That was... the heads of the brothers who drank rum with him not long ago!

"Talk, negotiate!"

The pirate instantly recognized the situation, his desire to kill vanished, and he smiled and raised his hands high.

five minutes later.

Charlie, who is currently the only survivor on the Queen's deck, after a few minutes of friendly communication with Yi Lin, he unreservedly reported the birth date, height, weight, measurements, hobbies, etc. of their respected Captain. Shake out all of them, dare not conceal the slightest.

Since there is a "curse" in this world, it should not be as simple as it seems on the surface.

After Irin asked about the relevant information about the captain of the Queen in detail, he ignored Charlie for the time being and walked towards the captain's room silently.

The silhouette revealed in the captain's room was still changing various difficult shapes, Yi Lin pushed the door directly without saying a word.

"Fuc...kkk?"

A figure resembling Su Xiaosu, with a terrifying killing intent revealing all over his body, and he knew at first glance that he was not a good person.

"Oh? I even dared to sneak in when I saw my Andre banner... Hehe, the rat is so courageous now..."

The man who claimed to be horrible Andrei had noticed the presence of Yi Lin the moment he pushed the door and entered. He stopped the movement between his legs without hesitation, and quickly pulled out a hideous one from his side. The ghost head is coming.

"Heh... the attributes are not weak."

Before entering, Yi Lin had already sensed the layout of the room securely. Although he didn't intentionally turn it on, it was indeed not a weak person who could be distracted to perceive the coming of the crisis in such a fierce situation.

"Damn pirate! I'm going to hang your thin body on the bow to feed the seagulls!"

Andre suddenly roared, one hand skillfully rolled up the sheet to cover his bare buttocks, and the other hand brandished a big knife with a ghost head and slammed at Yi Lin.

"From now on, let the world feel pain."

After Yi Lin skillfully uttered a line that made Andre's face bewildered, Blood Jasmine turned into countless sharp bloodshots backhanded, and strangled it towards Andre's head.

[Get Chaos Value +88! 】

At the moment of Andre's death, a lucky number popped up in front of Yi Lin.

In the meantime, Yi Lin launched the "Bloodthirsty Disaster" to absorb Andrei's life into "Blood Will" and store it.

When he saw the value of Andrei's "life" on the apostle panel, his expression behind the mask couldn't help but freeze slightly.

【The first layer of blood】(+1.9)

Based on the [Bloodthirsty Disaster] currently only absorbing 20% ​​of its strength, agility, and total mental value, Captain Andre’s measurements during his lifetime were as high as 9.5.

It was only a bit lower than before Xiao Yang died.

"Are ordinary captains in this world already able to touch the floor of the apostle..."

Yi Lin lowered his head in thought.

But at this moment, the three naked figures, two white and one black, on the bed, reacted, and let out a mellow scream at the right moment.

"Ah-ah! Oh-"

"If you call it again, you will be sharks."

In the "smiling face" mask, after strangling Captain Andre's head into a lump, in the eyes of the three women, there was a villain more terrifying than Andre. He was shocked and his eyes widened and moved. I dare not move.

The three of them all filled their mouths with their hands, and blocked them very firmly, no more half a decibel of sound leaked out, as if they had been tempered for a long time and were extraordinary.

"very good."

The cabin quieted down instantly, Yi Lin nodded in satisfaction, and began to deal with follow-up matters.

It is a good habit to kill and touch the body without leaving a name.

...

[Sophisticated Ghost Sword]

【Grade】Ordinary

【Durable】344/500

【Effect】Strength +0.3

[Description] Click to view details.

"..."

Sure enough to bluff people.

At first, Yi Lin felt that it was at least rare or above, but he didn't expect it to be so... ordinary.

Yi Lin didn't card the equipment in front of the three black and white players.

In fact.

He did not relax his vigilance against the black and white match three, and the mind-power tentacles were always in a state of alertness around him.

After all, in this role-playing plot mode, anyone can be played by the "apostle".

If there are some old beeping hidden in these three black and white matches, it will really capsize in the gutter.

"It seems that something is missing... if the boss is right... yo! There is it!"

Yi Lin lowered his head and found a shabby hat from under the mess of hollow lace clothes on the ground.

That hat is made of leather, which has faded and weather-beaten, and you can see that it is a relic of a certain era.

At the moment when he got the hat, Yi Lin's attributes also appeared in front of his eyes.

...

[Worn captain's hat]

【Grade】None

[Description] Click to view details.

...

really.

When Yi Lin was working in the proprietress tavern before, he inadvertently heard some pirates mention that he wanted to partner in murder to steal the captain's identity.

At that time, Yi Lin wondered whether the identity of the captain was the key to triggering the plot.

After all, after being in this world for so long, Yi Lin has not received any quest reminders from the "Tower".

In other words, this trial of the world cannot wait, it must take a certain step before it can proceed.

Otherwise, it is extremely likely to be consumed in this world in the end.

Yi Lin used his mind to perceive inside and out and searched the cabin three times.

He didn't even let go of the pockets of clothes on the ground.

After confirming that nothing was missing, Yi Lin looked at the black and white couple on the bed again.

"You are not leaving yet?"

Yi Lin's words made the three of them suddenly startled, their expressions surprised.

After all, in their hearts, someone who can easily kill Captain Andre, such an unblinking pirate, must be more terrifying than Captain Andre.

"Hehe, quickly get your clothes and roll...before I regret it."

The black and white match trio just woke up like a dream. They didn't even care about putting on the clothes carefully. They hurriedly covered the figure, and rushed out, for fear that the terrible pirates in front of them would be unhappy and changed their minds backhand sharks.

Andre died without a little defense, and the method of death was too miserable, making them involuntarily replace Irin's brain into something more terrifying than Andre.

As for why they don’t get dressed before leaving...

Yi Lin expressed his sympathy.

In this world, women wear one set after another, and the way they wear is complicated. Yi Lin feels the same pain.

After the three people left.

Yi Lin easily carded the 【Excellent Ghost Sword】and stuffed it into the storage space.

"This hat... is a bit ugly, and it doesn't match the outfit at all. Do I have to go for a whole set of pirate outfit appearance equipment?"

"Moreover, this tattered captain's hat does not have the appearance of a gentleman's hat that will not fall off. If you wear a captain's hat, it will be blown by the wind, it is very likely that this troublesome long hair will be exposed... otherwise Shave short hair?"

"If you shave your hair, you will probably lose a part of the plot line in the future."

Irin muttered to herself, and glanced down at the pile of tattered clothes that Andre took off happily on the ground but never had a chance to put on again, and instantly dispelled this stupid idea.

——I won't wear it to death.

"Huh, wait a minute."

Yi Lin suddenly remembered something.

There are no restrictions on the Krypton Gold appearance equipment, anyway, it is only used to improve the force standard. If you guessed correctly...

Taking advantage of no one around, Yi Lin silently took off the [Gentleman's Hat That Will Not Fall] on his head, revealing a piece of beautiful hair.

But this is not important.

"Oh, children only make choices."

After Erin re-carded the [Gentleman's Hat That Will Not Fall], and lightly touched the two cards of [The Worn Captain's Hat].

A reminder soon appeared in front of him.

...

[Detected the existence of fusionable item cards, "gentleman's hat that will not fall", "worn captain's hat"... The result of the fusion is unknown, the fusion process cannot be reversed, is it fusion? 】

[YES/NO? 】

Yi Lin smiled sweetly.

Cough.

No, I almost got it wrong.

Yi Lin put her smile away and thought for a moment. This kind of fusion of krypton-gold appearance equipment should have no weird consequences. Anyway, it is just appearance. No matter how bad it is, it should not be dirtier or uglier than this hat. .

Thinking of this, Yi Lin decisively pressed "YES".

Hehe, he wouldn't make the same mistake as Mo Rendi.

In a faint light of light, the two prop cards fell apart in Yi Lin's hands, the light spots scattered, and then reunited in front of Yi Lin into a brand new card.

On the front of the card, there was a dark gentleman's hat. On top of the gentleman's hat, there was a scarlet skull pattern. The skull's pupils seemed to carry some magical power, faintly revealing an evil light.

In the blink of an eye, the skull pattern on the card became an ordinary skull again, and there seemed to be nothing special.

...

[Skull gentleman hat that won’t fall]

【Grade】None

[Soul Bound] Yi Lin

[Description] Click to view details.

...

To save face?

Like to pretend?

I didn't expect you to be such an Andre.

Yi Lin tossed the new card to admire it for a while, then crushed it, and slowly put a black gentleman's hat on top of his head.

At the moment when he put on the skull gentleman hat, Yi Lin suddenly felt that somewhere in this world, or somewhere in this space, as if an unsightly gaze fell on him without warning.

Perhaps it was the scarlet skeleton that fell on his hat.

"Um?"

This feeling of being peeped caused Yi Lin to frown after putting on his hat, and at the same time spreading the perception of thought power to the extreme, but regrettably did not find anything special.

"Is it an illusion?"

It shouldn't be a peep from the tower.

After all, as an apostle, you should not be unfamiliar with "Tower's Will."

Or is it some kind of power that exists in this world?

This is a world with a curse.

Yi Lin didn't have time to think more.

Because, just a few seconds after putting on the skull gentleman hat, a warm reminder from the "Tower" appeared before my eyes.

In order to avoid being trapped, Yi Lin read the prompts word by word, never letting go of any text traps. Yi Lin was very proficient in this matter.

...

[Welcome to this magical Caribbean Sea. 】

[Congratulations, I finally became a rookie captain. 】

[However, this is only the beginning. 】

[On this magical sea, there are navy, pirates, treasures, mysteries, undead, and...]

"?"

[Their existence may be beyond your imagination. 】

[But don’t be afraid. Generally speaking, as a brave pirate or a brave navy, you will not easily die on this magical sea. 】

【Um? Maybe maybe? 】

"??"

[This is a game, a game you can't imagine. 】

[Call your crew to conquer this ocean, conquer...]

"???"

The text stuck for a while.

How does Yi Lin feel, this time the story of the tower is a bit weird.

Always give Yi Lin a taste of hesitant to talk.

It seemed that Yazi wanted to say something but couldn't say it, leaving Yi Lin with three more thoughts.

But there was no way, Yi Lin couldn't pinch "Tower"'s neck to let the will speak.

finally--

[The first mission of the main line is released: successfully join the "pirate" or "navy" camp and sail into the Caribbean Sea by boat. Note: The choice of faction affects the subsequent main missions, please choose carefully. Task reward: unknown. Time limit: unknown. 】

[Unlock the "Captain Panel"! 】

[Obtain the occupation "Pirate Captain" and unlock the occupational temporary talent skill "Captain's Eyes". Note: When the captain's status is deprived, this skill disappears. 】

"Huh? Actually divided into camps?"

Yi Lin was a little surprised.

First, role play...

Story mode...

Divided into camps again?

Yi Lin has already kept the plot reminder of the tower ~www.novelmt.com~ in mind.

"In other words, it doesn't count as a captain wearing a hat. You have to sail into the Caribbean Sea to complete the first main task?"

Yi Lin lowered his head in thought.

"This world is technologically backward, and there is no AI assistance, no automatic navigation, or even chart positioning. One person cannot drive a pirate ship. It looks like it can only be as speculated at the beginning. It is necessary to convene a ship to start this. The'Queen'."

"Also, as the first main task, the difficulty should not be too great."

Yi Lin relaxed.

It seems that after receiving the main mission, a captain panel was also unlocked.

Yi Lin smiled, silently in his heart, and skillfully summoned the captain's panel in front of him.

"?"