I Really Don’t Want To Be a Natural Disaster

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Shredded Beef.

Toast.

Cream cake.

Sea shrimp salad.

Cut the steak thickly.

Yi Lin ate a round in silence without wasting.

When Nolando saw the beautiful Ms. Elizabeth Rin, she gobbled it up so hard that she didn't look like a lady at all, and couldn't help laughing.

Yi Lin had almost eaten.

Start thinking.

The "role" of Elizabeth Rin, and the information that Yi Rin can easily obtain at present, can probably be summarized in the following points.

Female.

Hot body.

Blond, Caucasian.

Nolando spoke of the fiancée of a governor.

The identity seems more distinguished?

But whether he is honored because of his fiancée, or he is honored from his own background, remains to be determined.

Although the start of this trial was quite frightening and unexpected, it was generally comfortable.

At least up to now, Yi Lin hasn't encountered much danger, and has eaten a great dinner.

Combined with the conclusion that Yi Lin had carefully analyzed in front of the mirror not long ago, Yi Lin currently has extremely limited information.

Be safe... First, try the "Elizabeth Rin" person setting.

Hmm... Is it Ling Yiyi's type to imitate a woman's tone of voice? Or is it Mo Mengmeng's type?

Or is it...other?

Yi Lin decided to test it a little bit.

So Yi Lin put down the knife and fork in his hand.

"Acridine~ This lady won't tell you that this dinner is delicious!"

puff--

Nolan Du: "???"

Nolandu spouted a sip of red wine.

Whoops.

Cough.

There was a natural expression on Yi Lin's face.

With a bit of luck again.

It seems that the cute type is quite rare. Fortunately, it is not. If this "Elizabeth Rin" has that kind of character, it would be too tired to pretend.

Thinking of this, Irin smiled at Nolandu: "Sorry, Your Excellency Nolandu, I just made a little joke."

"Play, play, joke?" Nolando's eyes widened. When he recovered, he found that the knife and fork in his hand had fallen on the plate very indecently. He hurriedly picked up the knife and fork, the corners of his mouth slightly. Convulsions: "Uh, Ms. Elizabeth Rin, you are really, really humorous."

"Thanks for the compliment."

Um? It looks like it should be a relatively normal personality?

That's fine.

Just when Yi Lin hesitated whether to use another character to test the character of "Elizabeth Rin".

From the direction of the observation deck, a young navy soldier walked nervously towards the place where Irin and Nolandu dine.

He leaned in Nolandu's ear when he was about to say something.

Nolando scowled and rebuked: "Ms. Elizabeth Rin is the future wife of the Governor, not an outsider, and it is impolite to whisper in front of a beautiful lady. Remember, we are elegant gentlemen. "

"This..." The young soldier hesitated for a moment, but didn't dare to refute, he said loudly: "Report to Lord Viscount that the route of our fleet is about to pass through the waters near Tegatu Island. This is the waters where pirates often haunt, brothers. We are worried..."

Hearing this, Nolandu couldn't help but waved his hand with a smile: "Don't worry, we are a fleet. Those despicable and dirty pirates can't run too late to see our Royal Navy flag. How can they dare to rush up?"

"But……"

The young navy stopped talking.

"?"

"Master Viscount, have you forgotten..." The young navy glanced at Yi Lin, then quickly looked away. Originally, he wanted to talk about it quietly, but he remembered Nolandu's words again." "Don't whisper in front of the lady" command, he said loudly: "There is no legend on the sea,'carrying a woman on a boat will bring bad luck', so we are worried..."

"Huh!" Nolandu glared at him, his gaze sharpened, and his momentum soared, making the young navy tremble with fear.

"Does anyone believe that old-fashioned legend? We are the invincible Royal Navy!"

"Besides, I had anticipated this before sailing, so I especially let this ship blessed by the goddess of luck set sail, ha ha, don't forget the name of this ship."

"Lucky number!"

Yi Lin: "..."

The young soldier suddenly realized.

Secretly, the young and promising Viscount Nolando is really as expected.

Even this kind of thing is so thoughtful!

Awesome!

After the young navy soldier retreated.

Yi Lin asked in a low voice, "Bringing a woman on board will bring bad luck??"

Nolandu had an apologetic face on his face: "These are all weird legends that have been old many years ago. Ms. Elizabeth has never been to sea before, so it is normal to not understand."

After a pause, Nolandu explained indifferently: "Since a **** **** pirate glued the broken'Poseidon Trident' together, there have been many strange and weird legends on the sea for no reason. What ghost ship, misty sea, ghost island, death curse on the rocks, and demons—"

suddenly.

Nolando's expression condensed and stopped abruptly, as if he had said something that shouldn't be said, and quickly changed the subject: "But I don't think Ms. Elizabeth should be interested. After all, these are some unfounded legends, those damned. Of pirates floating in the sea doing nothing, always like to spread such boring scary tricks."

magic?

Yi Lin kept an eye on her silently.

However, he did not continue to raise questions because he was worried about ruining the character design.

legend?

Ha ha.

Yi Lin smiled inwardly.

It seems that this world is not as simple as the navy catching pirates and the eagle catching chicks on the surface.

Seeing Yi Lin lowered his head, Nolando could not help but comforted him in a low voice, because of his beautiful face, and said, "Ms. Elizabeth, you can rest assured that even if the legend is true, taking a woman on the boat will really do it." Bringing bad luck, I believe that this "Lucky Ship" can also lead this fleet and eliminate the so-called bad luck!"

"..."

suddenly.

Boom!

An angry roar suddenly burst in everyone's ears.

Immediately afterwards, a dazzling lightning ray tore the sky apart, and against Nolandu's face, it shone an expression of horror.

Yi Lin turned his head abruptly.

In the direction of the fleet's movement, at some point, it was covered with thunderclouds. Before they knew it, they broke into the sea covered with thunderclouds!

Just in the gap where the lookout came to report secretly!

Just for a while!

Erin and poor Nolandu, at this moment, seemed to have a sharp heart, and a word flashed in their minds at the same time.

-"Bringing a woman on board will bring bad luck."

Nolanto stood up abruptly.

"Lucky" trembled violently.

Stormy waves were thrown on the sea.

"Right full rudder!!! Steering! Steering!"

"Report to Lord Viscount! It's too late! The sea breeze and current have brought us into the Thunder Cloud area!!"

boom! !

With a loud noise, the battleship Lucky suddenly tilted forty-five degrees in one direction.

What happened again?

On board.

Suddenly someone pointed to the sea in despair and shouted: "It's a vortex! A vortex! We're done!"

"..."

Yi Lin stood up blankly.

...

...

at night.

Tetuga Island.

This is an island shaped like a tortoise.

In the entire Caribbean Sea, this island is extremely famous and has the reputation of "Turtle Island".

But the reason why this island is famous is not its shape like a tortoise.

But because I don’t know when it started, this is a place where pirates gather, chaotic, disorderly, and a paradise for extra-legal fanatics.

No one knows that beyond the horizon, a sophisticated Royal Navy fleet suffered a catastrophe not long ago.

No one knows the complicated mood of a handsome young and promising Viscount Lord before his death.

"Hoooo~ Let's go sailing together~ Raise the flag~"

"Pull it~ Little thief and beggar~ We will never die~"

"The king and his men sneaked up from the queen's bed and bound her to her bones~ hiccups~~~"

"We have oceans and power ~ where should we wander~"

A drunk pirate, holding a bottle of rum in his hand, swayed towards the port.

Many ships stopped in the port.

The ships are covered with black skull flags of different styles.

-"Pirate Flag".

"Every~"

"Yooo~~"

The drunk pirate hummed incomplete ballads, and his face was full of intoxicating flushes.

When he walked to the edge of the port, he staggered, the rum bottle in his hand was not grasped at once, and when it fell to the ground, it instantly turned into a piece of glass.

"NS!"

This sudden change made the shy pirate in his pocket instantly sober, watching the rum that quickly seeped into the slate under his feet, he couldn't help but yelled: "Te mother's! It's all those **** bitches!" I didn't say anything about it, and it made Lao Tzu go to the red light, so that bad luck!"

"Hiccup~ It seems that these few days are not suitable for going to sea... bad luck!"

suddenly.

The drunken pirate looked out to the sea.

"Huh? Did you drink too much?"

He rubbed his eyes subconsciously.

In the dark night, a wooden barrel was silently drifting towards the port of Tetuga Island along the current.

certainly.

The barrel is not the point.

The point is...

There seems to be someone beside the barrel?

and many more?

Seems to be a woman?

How could there be a woman floating from the sea holding a wooden barrel?

This is a paradise for pirates...Tutuga Island!

"Hey? Woman?"

The pirate smiled suddenly, couldn't help but walked a few steps closer, and almost fell into the sea without standing still.

Rum and women will always be the eternal theme of the pirate community.

After all the calls, the poor woman who was drifting to Turtle Island with the wooden barrel finally leaned on the shore.

"Ah, poor woman!"

The drunk pirate quickly wiped his hands on his body, walked forward, and found that the beautiful woman was wet and her clothes were all attached to her body, it was almost...

Perfect!

"Beautiful lady, do you ~ hiccup~ do you need the help of a strong man?"

"okay!"

The woman smiled slightly, and stretched out her little white hand to the pirate monarch.

"!"

Puff through.

[Get Chaos Value +36! 】

There are no surprises.

Yi Lin quietly put away the knife.

In an instant she became a weak and helpless woman.

On the port.

There is an old plaque. The writing on it seems to have been exposed to the sun and rain for many years, but it is barely recognizable.

-"Tortuga".

Yi Lin didn't understand.

But the official translation is——

"turtle."

For some reason, the moment Yi Lin saw this official translation, he inexplicably remembered the weird shape Li Changge was tied into that night.

Yi Lin lowered his head and glanced at the curve of his body, which greatly obstructed his vision.

"It's really troublesome."

Yi Lin lowered his head and muttered, then gradually disappeared into the darkness.

...

...

It's sunny today.

The warm sunlight casts a dazzling light and shadow on the sea, looking from a distance, it is like gold scattered on the sea.

Waves of seagulls hovering around the sky.

The seagulls are sometimes arranged into the word "person", sometimes arranged into the word "bird", and sometimes arranged into the word "convex", which is very confusing.

Yo.

This is Tetuga Island.

A paradise for pirates.

Near the port of Tetuga Island, there is a very famous pirate tavern, "TheHotRose".

-"Fiery Rose".

The reason why the hot rose bar is famous is that it is the only pub that can barely run on the island of Tetuga.

As for the others?

It was demolished after being drunk by other pirates for so many years.

Inside the bar.

It's still a mess.

But no matter who it is, he is not surprised at this messy situation. If the pirate can settle down, then it will not be called a pirate.

"My grass! Who really drank this uncle's wine?"

"Lao Tzu is a pirate of the Caribbean, with nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine legendary pirates--"

Huh!

A wine bottle flew out from the corner and directly knocked the "Legendary Pirate" into a faint, and lay on the ground, foaming at the mouth.

"Hahahaha! Cheers!"

"If you don't get drunk, you won't return~"

A young guy with clean clothes and good-looking looks shuttled through the crowd.

Skillfully avoid all kinds of wine bottles, bullets, gold coins, underwear, hats, and drunken people that fly around.

After serving a glass of wine to one of the tables, Junxiu boy Yi Lin wiped the sweat from his forehead, using a voice that he could only hear, and muttered to himself: "Although doing this can exercise'mental motivation', but The consumption is indeed too much, forget it, hide and rest for a while."

Yi Lin took a deep breath, her chest undulating slightly.

Looking at his chest blankly.

Those two regiments are really the source of trouble. It took Yi Lin several days before finally being able to breathe normally in this "squashed" posture.

Just now.

One of the tables in the corner.

Two desolate pirates, drinking cheap rum, were whispering.

At first they seemed to want to maintain a mysterious atmosphere, but after a few drinks, their voices became louder involuntarily.

"Hey, did you hear that? "That" I heard that it appeared again."

"You mean—"

"Shhh!" One of the drunks slammed the wooden wine glass on the table, rattling and shouting loudly: "You are very quiet! And, don't you say the name'that'! You want to suffer Curse!"

I heard the word "curse".

The two shivered, and they woke up a bit from the wine.

"I heard...A dozen more pirate ships were eaten by ‘that’?"

"Hicch~hhhhh~It's really miserable! I heard that the sea area is full of shipwrecks at a glance..."

"Oh, this is even more terrifying than the ghost ship ten years ago!"

"Hey~ As long as you don't go to sea, no matter how terrible'that' is, it has nothing to do with us! Cheers! For freedom!"

"Cheers! For... a woman!"

Yi Lin's ears moved.

It's... "That" again.

In the past few days after hiding in the fiery rose to inquire about information, Yi Lin has overheard information about "that" from a lot of people.

But "that" seems to be an extremely terrifying existence to the pirates, an existence that dare not even mention its name.

There is even a saying that as long as the name of "that" is spoken, it will be targeted by "it", cursed, and then swallowed.

Pirates have always believed in curses.

And the curse does exist.

There are various mysteries in the sea, such as undead, curses, sea monsters, sea gods, and so on.

Another example is "Bringing a woman on board will bring bad luck."

Superstitious pirates are always very taboo about the lessons learned by countless predecessors in exchange for their lives.

In the past few days, Yi Lin has gradually understood the main theme of this world.

But Yi Lin has yet to trigger the so-called main task.

But Yi Lin already had speculations.

It just hasn't started to act yet.

He made a plan and was waiting for an opportunity.

Well, if the trial map of the world this time is a vast ocean, then Yi Lin is not in a hurry.

If he didn't guess wrong, he would probably stay here for a long time this time.

The larger the map, the longer the time span.

Although this experience is not absolute, it is true for most trials.

"Rin! Come here~"

Just when Irin was thinking.

A delicate voice came from the counter.

As soon as all the pirates heard the sound, they couldn't help but look in the direction where the sound came from.

I saw a tall, hot-dressed, dark-skinned beautiful woman, with a bottle of wine in her hand, beckoning to Yi Lin in a slightly drunken gesture.

"Tsk..."

Yi Lin curled his lips and saw the woman drinking again, Yi Lin had the urge to condense a "slap", and a few slapped her awake.

Fortunately, it was held back.

Yi Lin did not intend to expose his abilities.

At least for now.

"I'm coming!"

Yi Lin yelled loudly as a response.

After all, it’s too noisy in this bar, and all speeches rely on roaring, otherwise you won’t be able to hear it at all.

At this time.

The pirates who were drinking almost the same, watching the excitement were not too big to be a big deal, drenched in slaps, cast lustful eyes at the black beauties on the counter one after another.

There are even a lot of regular customers, holding rum to the black beauty and smilingly said: "Oh~Madam, change to a man again?"

"Tsk tusk, this kid doesn't look good, doesn't he?"

"Why did the boss change this tune? Huh?"

"I'm still wondering, why there is a newcomer to the'hot rose', oh~ it turns out to be the new face of the boss! Boy, remember to serve our sister Ruth, ah no, it should be Aunt Ruth! "

"It's open! I bet this little boy can live for three days!"

"Four days!"

"Two days!"

"..."

Yi Lin has long been accustomed to the tune of the pirates chatting, with the same expression, walked up to the lady boss, and kept a certain distance without a trace: "Is something wrong with me?"

"Hehe, don't see outside!"

Ruth wrapped an arm around Yi Lin's shoulder, stretched out her slender fingers and lightly poked Yi Lin a few times, and then lay down on Yi Lin's ear and whispered softly, spitting out the tempting aroma of wine.

"Would you like to let them out for ventilation? Don't suffocate my cute little white rabbits!"

Yi Lin helplessly patted away the finger of the lady boss who was wiping her chest, and said blankly: "Madam boss, if there is nothing special, I will go take a rest."

"Why~ you guys are still so cruel and ruthless~ I love them~"

Ruth hid her face and started crying.

Seeing this, the surrounding pirates roared, whistled, and let out wretched laughter.

Snapped!

Ruth suddenly took out a musket from her crotch, slapped it on the bar fiercely, and glanced around: "Shut up for my old lady! It's a bunch of soft eggs with birds and no eggs, believe it or not. Caught you guys?"

The other pirates had already been surprised by such sturdy words, and after a moment of silence in the bar, they were soon filled with laughter and laughter.

"cheers!"

"For Ruth!"

"cheers!"

"Hoooo~ Let's go sailing together~ Raise the flag~" Someone suddenly sang loudly.

Someone started, and other pirates also drank rum and sang the enduring song of "Pirates" that had been circulating for many years in a phony voice.

"Pull it~ Little thief and beggar~ We will never die~"

"The king and his men sneaked up from the queen's bed and bound her to her bones~ hiccups~~~"

"We have oceans and power ~ where should we wander~"

"..."

Ruth put away the gun blankly and sipped: "It's all a bunch of useless guys."

Yi Lin glanced at Ruth.

"Will the boss take your hand away first?"

"Acridine~ Sister forgot~"

"..."

Ruth.

The full name is ominous.

The proprietress of "Fiery Rose".

As for the boss... already dead.

One after another died.

I heard that many years ago, after a **** legendary pirate reattached the broken "trident", the curse on the ocean was revived, and Mrs. Ruth heard that she also carried a terrible curse.

-"Coff".

It is said that as long as a man is affectionate with Ruth, he will not die.

There are rumors that Ruth’s last husband, the last boss of "Fiery Rose", was young, promising, handsome, and just a few days after he had been with Ruth, he was killed by the luxurious and noble chandelier in the bar.

It is said that a total of six people were smashed at the time, and the other five were magically intact. However, because Ruth’s ex-husband was too tall, he was smashed into brains and died on the spot, and there was no time to jump a few times before his death. , Extremely miserable.

Later, someone was not afraid of death and couldn't help touching Ruth's little hand.

On the third day after "touching his hands," the man just sailed out of the port and fell from the observation deck in an accident. He fell into a hemiplegia and was not afraid of accidental convulsions due to intermittent cerebral palsy.

Horrible!

This kind of deeds, one pass ten, ten pass a hundred, in Tetuga Island, as long as you are a man, you don’t need to know the so-and-so pirate, but you definitely have to know Ruth.

After all... will die.

Therefore, as long as a pirate likes rum and beautiful women, he has no interest in the beautiful Ruth.

After all... no one wants to be Ruth's "next ex-husband".

"Boss, something is wrong with you."

Yi Lin said seriously: "Don't forget, I am a woman."

Ruth smiled charmingly: "Huh? Little Rin? I almost forgot if you didn't tell me."

While talking, Ruth's claws stretched over Yi Lin's body again.

I Lin was so scared that she broke away from Ruth's arms and ran towards the backstage of the bar.

He had long expected that the role of "Elizabeth Rin" would definitely incur a lot of trouble, so Yi Rin simply disguised himself in order to avoid the plot of dog-blood, and forcibly turned back into a strong man, but he did not expect to provoke a man more than a man. Terrible woman.

"What am I..."

Yi Lin locked the door and listened to the movement outside.

Yi Lin quietly breathed a sigh of relief after seeing that the proprietress hadn't chased him.

By the way, restore psionic value.

"The best place to recruit desperadoes is on Tetuga Island."

Yi Lin stared at the flickering candlelight in front of him, and fell into contemplation: "The information is almost inquired, ordinary pirates have limited knowledge, and staying on is just a waste of time~www.novelmt.com~ Well, prepare to act. , It was so happily decided."

Even if Yi Lin was killed, he would not admit that he was actually afraid of this woman.

at night.

"Boss! I want to ask for leave!"

Snapped.

Irim proudly patted open the proprietress's room.

in the room.

The mist is lingering, filled with a charming fragrance of roses.

I saw Ruth soaking herself in a steaming wooden barrel full of rose petals, lazily hanging her arms around the side of the barrel.

Ruth didn't mind seeing Irin walking in without knocking on the door. Instead, she smiled and beckoned to Yi Lin: "Oh, it's a good time, come and help my sister to rub her back~"

"???"