I Really Don’t Want To Be a Natural Disaster

Two days later.

Yi Lin was lying on the hospital bed.

Wearing a blue striped medical gown.

Although the clothes were clean and had no peculiar smell, the inexplicable sense of sight always gave Yi Lin the illusion of returning to the Gotham Nursing Home.

These two days...it's been quiet.

The ghost knew what he had experienced in the past two days.

Thinking of the embarrassment that had happened in the past two days, Yi Lin had the urge to kill everyone.

Of course, this is just a joke.

But he is indeed very ruinous when he is in a state of "weakness".

He vaguely remembered that Zhao Yulong had visited him several times and even found a senior psychiatric professor to see if he would be sent to a mental abnormality shelter.

——And "9528" upper and lower bunks.

By the way, let Old Pan revisit the old place.

The thought of almost becoming Pan Zhengyi, this made Yi Lin's cold sweat burst out of fright.

It is conceivable that as an "apostle", once he is contained in a mental anomaly shelter, his guardianship level must be terribly high.

Tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk.

Someone knocked on the door.

"Enter."

Yi Lin sighed and decided not to think too much.

A sneaky figure got in.

Wearing a hat, mask, sunglasses, and a very typical "Li Changge" attire.

"Ha ha."

Yi Lin smiled routinely.

Hehe, Li Changge quickly locked the door, and after a sigh of relief, he resolutely removed his unpretentious disguise.

"Hey, a good person, how can he be stupid when he is said to be stupid?"

Li Changge was not a fool either. At first he thought that Yi Lin was pretending to be deep, but then he also discovered something was wrong. Yi Lin answered the wrong questions and seemed to be a little different.

"Ugh."

Li Changge sighed deeply again, because he was beaten by fat in front of the goddess tower, and his face seemed to be a little bit blue, but it was not important. Li Changge had ordered the most advanced facial mask from abroad overnight. I believe it will not be long before he Will soon be able to return to the peak of appearance.

"Big brother, I, Li Changge, finally did not lose you, even if you are stupid, you are still my boss."

Li Changge showed a hint of sadness, raised his head, his eyes deep.

"Ha ha."

Yi Lin smiled again.

This smile is very familiar to Li Changge.

Anyway, no matter who said to Yi Lin, Yi Lin would only giggle cheerfully, couldn't communicate normally, and became another Pan Zhengyi alive.

This is a bit uncomfortable.

Li Changge sat down by the bed.

Head down.

Eyelids droop slightly.

He did not realize that Yi Lin's smile contained a bit of coldness and a slight killing intent.

Suddenly again!

Li Changge magically took out a... brand new rattle from behind.

Da Da Da Da Da Da.

Li Changge smiled, his painting style changed suddenly, and he shook the rattle vigorously. He hehe smiled and said, "Want to play? If you want to play, just say acridine~ Call me a big brother, my handsome Li Changge will never refuse. ~~~"

Yi Lin smiled coldly, remembering the series of stupid things Li Changge had done in the past few days after he fell into a "weak" state, Yi Lin did not hesitate to raise the motivation of thinking and condensed into a big palm slap. Invisible and colorless, he slapped Li Changge's face fiercely.

——The kind that **** to death.

Snapped!

Left face.

"Fuck!" Li Changge was forced by this sudden slap, "Who hit me?"

Snapped!

Right face.

"Who beats me again!"

Slap.

Bow left and right.

Li Changge was scared and cried directly, because Mao suddenly felt that this kind of experience was so familiar to him?

Happiness.

Yi Lin didn't distinguish between left and right next, and a few blindly faced Li Changge's faces, which just drew deathly.

finally.

Yi Lin is comfortable.

Well, as expected, the psychologists are right. If some negative emotions are not expressed in a way, it does affect a person's mental state.

At the very least, after the ECG monitor next to Yi Lin took Li Changge for a round, the heart rate reminder has stabilized a lot.

Thank you, brother Changge.

"Huh? Li Changge? Why are you here?"

Yi Lin "suddenly" woke up, frowned, and looked at Li Changge who was sitting on the bedside chair with a puzzled look: "When did you come, and how could your face be swollen like this?"

Li Changge was already out of breath, and was drowsy, but when he heard Yi Lin's normal voice, he suddenly woke up and lay down on the bed and hugged Yi Lin's thigh, crying with a sad face: "Big brother , Gangster, gangster! Help me! Help me! I seem to be haunted again!"

"Oh -" Yi Lin suddenly realized: "Something happened again?"

Li Changge's face was swollen and he nodded frantically.

I don't know if he is used to smoking, Li Changge unexpectedly didn't have any messy special effects this time.

Yi Lin sternly pointed to the back of Li Changge silently: "Are you sure it is again? By the way, the mother spirit behind you... doesn't seem to be resolved yet?"

Li Changge was dumbfounded.

That's...it seems so reasonable!

Since that incident was over, everything was calm, and I don’t know if I was accustomed to being oppressed. Li Changge was able to fall asleep comfortably in the middle of the night, never tossing or turning, and no lonely sleep... He even forgot that it was a one. A supernatural event is coming.

Now being mentioned by Yi Lin, Li Changge suddenly remembered that this mother spirit seems to be still a time bomb!

"Boss, help me!"

Just when Li Changge desperately held his thigh.

There was another knock on the door outside.

Li Changge looked at Yi Lin, and now that the sun was bright in broad daylight, Li Changge could only open the door silently.

"Huh? Brother, your last name?"

It was the little fat guy who stopped by.

A refined version of Erfaan classmates.

In the "Haiting City Event", Li Erpang first drank a bottle of huge potion, and then lost weight. Now Li Erpang is desperately eating various high-calorie foods to replenish the lost fat. .

While gnawing on the synthetic chicken legs, Li Erpang saw that the stranger who opened the door was swollen like a pig's head, and couldn't help frowning, resisting the urge to slap it.

After all, for a while, he couldn't tell whether it was an enemy or a friend.

The apostle relationship is very dangerous.

"I am alone! I am alone! Li Changge!"

Huh?

Just after Li Changge finished speaking, he suddenly felt that this scene was inexplicably familiar, as if something similar happened at some time and place.

"Li Changge?" Li Erpang shouted: "Where is the evil! How dare you pretend to be Li Changge? Look at Fatty, I won't kill you!"

"I really meant Li Changge!" Li Changge wanted to cry without tears.

"how to prove?"

Li Changge thought for a while, and quickly brewed his emotions, and a chrysanthemum special effect suddenly bloomed behind him.

"Oh! It's really you! That's okay!" Li Erpang nodded with a calm expression, then put away the slap that was about to move, and quickly asked curiously: "Why are you beaten like this? Fans have been found?"

"..."

Just now.

Li Erpang shrank all over.

"Uh, sorry, Sister Su, I'll go in now, I'll go in now."

Li Erpang was kicked by Su Xiaosu behind him, making Chrysanthemum tight, and quickly let in to open the door.

Su Xiaosu lowered his head vigorously and squeezed in through the narrow door.

You little fat guy is really a clever ghost!

When Yi Lin saw Li Erpang's squinted eyes, he instantly remembered what little fat man had said in this room for two days.

at once.

Yi Lin said nothing.

Seizing the moment when Li Erpang and Su Xiaosu were standing side by side, Yi Lin silently simulated the shape of a small slap with the power of thought, and slapped Su Xiaosu's developed gluteus maximally a few times.

Puff puff puff.

Because of concerns that Su Xiaosu's muscles are too strong, if he doesn't exert enough force, it is probably almost the same as stinging a mosquito.

And the strength...I guess it's just right.

Sure enough, Yi Lin had just finished filming here.

Su Xiaosu glanced at Li Erpang silently, and whispered: "Don't be here."

Li Erpang's face was dumbfounded: "???"

Seeing this, Yi Lin nodded in satisfaction.

Fatty, you will be grateful to me in the future.

Perhaps this is the legendary virtue of repaying grievances with virtue.

"Huh? Your kid is normal?"

Li Erpang didn't know what happened not long ago. He squinted his eyes and looked at Yi Lin for a long time, and then he also reacted.

After all, in his opinion, given the cunningness of this kid, it would never be so easy to give up.

If something goes wrong, there must be a demon.

"fine."

Yi Lin didn't explain much either.

Only then did he discover that Li Erpang and Su Xiaosu, like himself, were wearing the same blue and white striped gowns.

This is a little... nostalgic.

It really gave Yi Lin a sense of sight to return to the nursing home.

"Um?"

Yi Lin's heart moved slightly.

I don't know if it was a coincidence. Soon after Li Erpang and Su Xiaosu came in, Zhao Yulong, Oulele, and Lao Pan also came together.

Zhao Yulong expressed some surprise for Yi Lin's return to "normal".

He didn't go around the circle either, and directly asked about the reason for Yi Lin's weird state in the past two days.

But Yi Lin had already figured out his excuses when he slammed Li Changge.

Soon after Zhao Yulong raised the question, he looked calm, and by the way, with a hint of bitter smile, he moved out the rhetoric he had prepared.

It’s nothing more than Zhang Huichun’s too many skills. Yi Lin has worked so hard and exhausted his cards. He finally consumed Zhang Huichun, but before he died, he was hit by Zhang Huichun, a skill that forced him into a weakened state for 48 hours, resulting in a lot of mental power. After falling, a series of stupid things happened.

Zhao Yulong pondered Yi Lin's explanation carefully, but he didn't doubt it. After all, it was reasonable.

Zhang Huichun killed so many apostles, no matter how bad luck, he could still draw out a lot of props and skills. In Zhao Yulong's view, it was a miracle that Yi Lin could kill Zhang Huichun and return to the real world alive.

As for the details of Yi Lin's killing of Zhang Huichun, Zhao Yulong did not ask much.

After all, the details of each individual's skills are the biggest secret, and Zhao Yulong will not be too difficult for others.

Speaking of the whole thing, Zhao Yulong couldn't help feeling a little bit.

He also didn't expect that a second-tier apostle in Zhang Huichun district would be able to slap everyone around and almost destroyed the goddess tower. It really made people feel the mystery and impermanence of this circle.

Yi Lin also inquired about the follow-up of the "Zhang Huichun Incident" by the way.

Finally, based on all the corpses removed in Haiting City, statistics show that in this "Zhang Huichun Incident", whether or not Zhang Huichun acted directly, there were as many as 212 apostles who died in Haiting City. This number may seem small, but Yi Lin is very clear about what a terrible number this is.

When Yi Lin killed Xiao Yang and took away Xiao Yang's "apostle registration qualification", the serial number was nothing more than "1010".

——This is the serial number originally belonging to Xiao Yang.

Moreover, this was the result of Zhao Yulong's immediate shock after learning about the "realistic mission", otherwise, the death toll of the apostles would only be more than now.

Yi Lin carefully recalled everything he had experienced in the past two days.

Fortunately, his biggest secret was not revealed.

And... everything in the "Duel Space".

In fact, Yi Lin had many doubts in his mind.

But before I figured it out, Yi Lin didn't plan to tell anyone.

Including Zhang Huichun's "dead" status and Zhang Huichun's "real name".

With a calm expression on Yi Lin's expression, he easily flicked Zhao Yulong over.

By the way, Zhao Yulong mentioned whether Li Erpang and others have any plans to join the special group.

Li Erpang: "I just want to gain weight quietly."

Su Xiaosu looked at the little fat man silently and shook his head.

Old Pan lowered his head, took out the baseball bat in silence, and stroked it.

Li Changge didn't even think about it: "Don't make trouble, I'm a big star."

Faced with the different ways of refusal from Li Erpang and the three of them, Zhao Yulong felt quite regretful in his heart, but after thinking about it carefully, if these guys were recruited, there might be more troubles.

Not to mention that Su Xiaosu and Li Erpang have special identities and have family backgrounds. Li Changge has many fans in the real world and it is inconvenient to do anything. As for Lao Pan... forget it.

In short, Zhao Yulong gave up this plan after thinking about the idea of ​​recruiting newcomers for a while.

As for what was said, it was regarded as a fart accidentally, and after the smell disappeared, it was regarded as never let it go.

"Well, by the way, where is Oda Mai?"

It was only then that Yi Lin discovered that Oda Mai seemed to be missing from the small team that runs through the entire "plan".

"Hehe, she? I left the next day, it is said that I was busy looking for the lost spirit weapon from the family."

As for Oda Mai’s whereabouts, Lao Zhao didn’t conceal it, and soon showed a regretful expression: “Hey, it doesn’t matter whether they join or not, little fat guys. Long, they are very greedy... a pity, a pity... tut tut."

When Li Erfaan heard this, he yelled unhappily: "Lao Zhao, you said that we can't make friends happily!"

Zhao Yulong winked his eyebrows and smiled wryly: "Do you really want to make friends with our "special group"? Hey, you can..."

"I'm sorry to disturb you, goodbye! Ah no, from now on, never see you again! Please have a lot of Uncle Zhao, I'm still a child! Don't look for me again in the future!"

Only then did Li Erpang remember that it was not a good thing to have a relationship with the special group. He was so scared that he let out a bunch of guns, used the fastest speed, did not stop, and left Yi Lin's ward in a blink of an eye.

"..."

The others looked at each other.

After half a minute.

Su Xiaosu also politely said goodbye, seeming to have gone after the little fat man.

Yi Lin watched Li Erpang and Su Xiaosu leave, and couldn't help but seriously said, "True love."

Zhao Yulong also sighed with emotion: "That little fat guy, in the future, will become a great weapon!"

Pan Xiaozheng: "Hey, it's good."

Li Changge: "..."

Oral: "..."

Um?

After a while, everyone reacted and suddenly shook their eyes to Zhao Yulong.

In the future? Daqi?

This seems to be a bit wrong after careful consideration.

"Huh? What are you doing looking at Lao Tzu with this kind of eyes?" Zhao Yulong couldn't laugh or cry.

Everyone looked away silently again.

Zhao Yulong smiled, chewed on a dull gum, and asked Yi Lin, "Well, it just so happens that you are... normal. I originally planned to send you to containment... hey, you know. , Can't blame me. Ahem, anyway, what are your plans next?"

All present were apostles, even if Old Pan was scrapped, he was still a small apostle.

So Yi Lin didn't hide it, and smiled slightly: "There is nothing going on in Qingcheng for the time being, and it doesn't matter if I go back. Next...I should concentrate on preparing for the next trial."

"Since you are fine... do you want to take a downwind helicopter and return to the capital with me?"

capital?

Yi Lin lowered his head and pondered for a moment.

It seems... it's not a bad idea.

correct.

The Bacchus factor in his body, Molly also said at the time that she needs to do some related tests for him to determine whether there are other abnormalities in the body.

Well, listening to what Zhao Yulong said, it seemed good to take a trip to the capital before the next trial.

Besides, Yi Lin has another idea...that I want to try.

Thinking of this, Yi Lin smiled slightly: "Okay."

...

Oulele left with Zhao Yulong.

Old Pan was thrown down again.

It seemed that after leaving Old Pan, Zhao Yulong was obviously relieved, and he didn't know why.

But then Yi Lin raised the matter casually, Zhao Yulong told Yi Lin that for these two days, Lao Pan always sat alone in the quiet corridor at night, rubbing a weird stick silently, and was so ecstasy that he frightened a lot of midnight peeing. The urine patient and the nurse sister.

--This is something.

The armed helicopter returning to the capital will not arrive in Haiting until about noon tomorrow.

"Boss? You won't leave me alone? Didn't you say that you will never give up in this life?"

Li Changge started crying again.

Seeing that Li Changge was so miserable, Yi Lin couldn't help but feel a little guilty. If it hadn't been for Li Changge's slap just now, Li Changge would not be scared like this now.

Perhaps no one would know that in the entire "Zhang Huichun Incident", there was actually a "spiritual weapon without a master", but no one could find it.

Yi Lin thought for a while, then asked, "Are you sure you tried everything that might be a spirit weapon?"

Li Changge nodded.

"Hehe, in fact, it’s not only those that look like weapons that can be used as psychic weapons. Some psychic weapons are even a toothbrush, a pack of tissues, and a car. In short, basically you can Thinking about, or not imagining, it is possible to become a spirit weapon."

"Fuck? How could this happen?"

Yi Lin's words directly caused Li Changge to show a shocked expression, which indeed broke the upper limit of his imagination.

"Me, boss, why don't I look for it!"

When Li Changge heard it, his eyes lit up and he seemed to have some thoughts, so he directly took Old Pan and ran out, not knowing what he thought of.

So the room became quiet again.

"call--"

Yi Lin suddenly stretched out a finger.

Focus all attention on your fingertips.

in silence.

On Yi Lin's fingertips, there seemed to be something condensed together without warning, and the light around the fingertips was faintly distorted.

After a while.

Yi Lin was sweating profusely.

Put down the palm again.

"Sure enough, it's not that easy...Yes, it was originally a more advanced technique. Forget it, when you get to the capital and the surroundings are safer, try again."

Yi Lin didn't plan to continue tossing in the ward either.

He was afraid...in case it exploded, he would be in trouble.

In order not to make Yi Lin and others look too special, Zhao Yulong did not place Yi Lin and the little fat man in a special ward. This is just an ordinary single room, which can basically live with a little money, which is not too much. special.

However, Zhao Yulong also planted a lot of manpower in secret, enough to protect the safety of these guys.

What's more, Li Erpang and Su Xiaosu seemed to have fallen miserably, but after the second day they were admitted to the hospital, they were already alive and kicking, and their injuries had been more than half healed.

This is the advantage of the power side apostle... the vitality is terribly tenacious.

After Yi Lin woke up, he actually wanted to understand one thing.

No matter what, maybe everyone will pit me and I will pit you between each other, but in general, these guys did not take advantage of their "weak state" to fall into the trap, which is enough to be regarded as among the apostles." Good friend".

Although Li Erpang didn't mention it, he stayed in the hospital after he was alive and kicking. The ward is next to Yi Lin. He must also want to keep Yi Lin for a few more days to see if Yi Lin can return to normal.

Of course, this kind of friendship is also limited. If Yi Lin can't change back for ten and a half days, with the astuteness of the little fat man, he will never wait stupidly.

After all, the relationship between him and Yi Lin is not yet inseparable from life and death.

When night fell.

Li Changge and Lao Pan, who went out looking for "spiritual weapons", finally returned to the ward.

It is said that Li Changge was branded like this. The people in his company didn't recognize Li Changge at all at first. This is because after the agent Zhang Hanlu tried to identify, he finally recognized this version of Li Changge. Zhang Hanlu almost couldn't bear it. Live the alarm.

"found it?"

Yi Lin smiled slightly.

"Well, I found it..."

Li Changge frowned, his expression difficult to express.

Yi Lin was startled slightly, and then let Bai Xiaoyi out without saying anything.

——"Put in the eye".

Yo?

really.

Upon returning this time, the mother spirit behind Li Changge was nowhere to be found.

"Huh?" Yi Lin was a little surprised: "Looking at your expression, is it possible that this spirit weapon is bound to your soul?"

Li Changge was taken aback: "You, you, how do you know!"

Old Pan smiled: "Bah! Scumbag!"

Li Changge: "..."

Seeing that Yi Lin had already guessed the ending, Li Changge did not continue to twist, stretched into the storage space, and took out a card with a gray card back.

On the front of the card, the style is extremely strange.

The upper part of the card is completely covered by black hair, black hair dancing like evil spirits, without white eyes~www.novelmt.com~ is as black as ink, while the lower part of the card is a pure white dress. , The spotless kind.

Li Changge crushed the card.

Countless light spots, among singer Li Chang, quickly converged into a...purely handmade puppet.

The handmade puppets are a bit like the image of the mother spirit Q version, a bit less weird, and a bit more cute.

Finally seeing the true face of the spirit weapon, Yi Lin thoughtfully asked, "Is this a cursed spirit weapon?"

Li Changge was sad and nodded helplessly.

"Cursing type..." Yi Lin nodded, which was a bit unexpected for Yi Lin.

But when I think about it carefully, it seems that this can explain the reason why the mother spirit is lying on Li Changge's back.

It seems that he is really... an avid fan.

The cursed spirit weapon is hard to defend against. Although it has no direct lethality, if Li Changge uses it properly, it will indeed cause a very headache.

Although Yi Lin was a little curious, he didn't ask boringly.

After all, cursing weapons have restricted conditions, such as hair, body fluids, and so on, maybe other weird conditions.

I believe that as long as Li Changge is not stupid, he will not talk about such confidential content after reading the attributes of the spirit weapon.

"Wait, this cursed spirit weapon is actually quite good, and the type is rare. Why do you look like this?"

"Because..." Li Changge sighed deeply: "Not handsome enough!"

Yi Lin: "..."

Li Changge added recklessly: "As long as your charm is about the same as mine, I think you should be able to understand my feelings, alas..."

Yi Lin suddenly had another urge to hang Li Changge up for another round.