I Really Don’t Want To Be a Natural Disaster

Vol 2 Chapter 165: "C-Two" (two in one

This is... quite suddenly.

The viewing layer has been inclined at 45 angles at this time, and the roots of the load-bearing columns below have broken. It seems that the viewing layer finally crashed on the ground and became a gorgeous coffin for everyone. It was only a matter of time.

"Fuck? Why did it explode again!"

For some reason, after returning from a trip in Gotham City, the little fat man was particularly sensitive to these two words. When he touched it, he would explode his hair instantly, the kind of fat trembling all over his body.

-"explode".

-"Brother Su".

The little fat man couldn't care about the meaningful look from Brother Su at the moment.

I saw him more than two hundred catties of fat, clinging to the pillar with both hands, trying to prevent himself from sliding down.

Snapped.

Su Xiaosu came in silently, and hugged the same pillar with the little fat man.

Quite a bit of living together and dying together.

The little fat man didn't know if it was convulsions. Seeing Su Xiaosu's vivid body language, he secretly brewed a feeling of "movement" in his heart.

Snapped!

The little fat man suddenly felt that something was wrong with him, and slapped his face severely.

I'm so touched by a ghost!

Li Erpang was so frightened that he burst into a cold sweat, and exhausted his life's energy to squeeze this dangerous idea into the spores.

Zhao Yulong's expression suddenly became cold, and he adjusted his "direction" slightly. As the glass floor tilted, Zhao Yulong's feet were firmly stuck to the "glass plate", and his body was also strangely inclined forty-five degrees.

Although Oda Mai was expressionless and silent, she just pressed her unsheathed sword firmly against the pillar, trying to prevent herself from sliding down.

Mo Rendi smiled slightly.

This sudden change didn't even make Old Man Mo's hairstyle messy at all.

He just picked up the wire rope with one hand and smiled: "Xiao Zhao, please take these young people down."

After all, he didn't wait for Zhao Yulong's approval or disagreement, and he kicked the glass lightly, jumped directly down, and disappeared in front of everyone in the blink of an eye.

"???"

Zhao Yulong fiercely moved in the direction of "Mo Ren Enemy" that had existed not long after he jumped, and his unpredictable expression instantly turned into tears without tears: "Boss, Captain! I am so obviously overloaded here. Ahhhhhhh!"

Li Erpang: "?"

Su Xiaosu: "?"

Zhao Yulong suddenly turned his head and looked not far away. Holding the same pillar, Su Xiaosu and Li Erpang, who are dependent on life and death, remained silent for a few seconds. The crow's feet wrinkled in the corners of their eyes became deeper, like two brilliant chrysanthemums beside them.

"Fuck, not only overloaded, but also overweight!"

Li Erpang was unhappy when he heard it, and while holding the pillar tightly, he retorted loudly: "I'm super peat! I'm only 200 kilograms of fat man! Ah no, I'm thin now! Fat man is so thin now! There was a flash of lightning? Ooooooo—"

The little fat man said, thinking of the fat body that passed away, and couldn't help sobbing.

Su Xiaosu: "..."

Boom!

There is another explosion under him!

The viewing layer collapses soon.

The viewing layer unexpectedly pours from a 45-degree angle to another shock, suddenly turning to 60 degrees.

Classmate Li Erpang was almost half of his body hanging in the air.

If he and Su Xiaosu were both power side apostles, they might not be able to firmly fix themselves on the pillar with their arm strength alone.

But obviously, this is not the way to go.

He has already cast 【Burn it! Fat! ], there is no excess fat on the body to provide defense, if it falls from the height of hundreds of meters with the collapse of the viewing layer...

Li Erpang slightly imagined the scene after free fall.

"Fuck! Yi Lin, you, you must return that thing to Lao Tzu!"

Su Xiaosu smiled slightly.

It seems to be saying: life and death together, no complaints and no regrets.

Suddenly, Zhao Yulong gritted his teeth and couldn't take care of so much. Now, if I think about it a little bit, Zhao Yulong can also guess that this sudden change must be the last thing Zhang Huichun left behind. He arranged all this in advance.

Fortunately, he can say that he can float down, if he takes so many people...you can only pray that these guys will be thick enough.

"Get in my car!"

Zhao Yulong suddenly "walked" towards several people, leaning his body, as if everything happening around him had no effect on him at all.

Oda Mai: "?"

Su Xiaosu: "???"

Li Erpang: "???"

automobile?

Where are the cars?

Li Erpang looked dumbfounded.

Zhao Yulong realized that he had made a mistake, and said quickly: "Hurry up and take my hand, I will take you down!"

Except for Yi Lin and Mo Rendi, the others didn't understand Zhao Yulong's abilities at all.

But Zhao Yulong, as one of the pillars of the "special group", heard the words and instantly reacted to other people, even if there were countless question marks in his mind, he did not dare to talk nonsense at this time.

That is no different from looking for death.

Time is running out!

Su Xiaosu and Li Erpang held tightly to the same pillar. It was better to deal with it. Zhao Yulong took the two directly into his special car.

At the moment when Li Erpang and Su Xiaosu were in contact with Zhao Yulong, they immediately felt their bodies lightened countless times, as if the existence of "gravity" was easily wiped out by Zhao Yulong. Both of them showed expressions of surprise on their faces. .

None of them noticed that at the moment when Zhao Yulong was holding the two weights in charge, dense virtual sweat appeared on his forehead again.

"And Oda Mai beauty!"

Li Er was fat and sharp-eyed, for fear that Zhao Yulong would have forgotten the beauty, he reminded him.

Su Xiaosu glanced at Little Fatty silently, but didn't say much.

Zhao Yulong walked lightly and walked directly in front of Oda Mai as if unaffected in this upside-down space.

Oda Mai did not hesitate, and silently took Su Xiaosu's hand.

hiss-

Zhao Yulong's face was pale.

"Jump!"

Zhao Yulong felt that his body was madly hollowed out, and his psychic value was madly passing, so he didn't dare to delay any longer. He directly pulled a few people and jumped down from the side where they were crushed.

"Ah ah ah ah ah-"

sky.

Li Erpang's panicked scream was rippling.

…

downstairs.

Precisely.

It's under the goddess tower.

Yi Lin and Li Changge raised their heads.

It was discovered that the load-bearing pillar below the viewing layer on the top of the Goddess Tower was blown up somehow.

Li Changge had not experienced the night of Gotham, and had no conditioned fear of various explosions, but subconsciously made a bewildered expression.

As for Yi Lin.

We are in a weak state at the moment.

All attributes have been weakened to a terrible point.

When he saw this scene, Yi Lin felt a thump in his head, and...then there was no more.

It is impossible to think carefully about the next steps.

correct.

what.

and many more.

His mind seemed to be a little normal again.

Yi Lin patted her cheek hard.

Normally, when an object falls, there will be at least four directions, southeast, northwest, or front and rear left... left, left, left and right.

As long as the luck is not too bad, it shouldn't hit him on his head.

Oh!

Yi Lin was a little grateful that he could actually think of this layer.

It seems that the mental attributes of 1.0 will not be reduced to the point of completely mentally retarded.

Hey, wait a minute.

What is luck?

Yi Lin lowered his head first, then raised his head blankly.

There was an explosion, and in the fire, only a bang was heard. The viewing layer collapsed. In the sky, all the load-bearing pillars were completely broken, and the entire viewing layer collapsed in one direction instantly. Come down.

In Yi Lin's eyes.

The viewing layer seemed to be directly above him.

The shadow in front of my eyes... gradually spread.

Yi Lin: "?"

Li Changge: "???"

Sudden.

Just now.

In the sky full of fire, the pillars exploded one after another, just as the viewing layer was about to fall toward Yi Lin's forehead.

It seemed to be a step back in time, and it was like the reversal of everything. The collapsed pillars, burning flames, and broken glass returned to the original appearance at a terrifying speed.

After just a few seconds.

Everything that was happening in front of everyone, the flame annihilated, the mirror shattered and reunited, and even the collapsed load-bearing pillar was strangely restored to its original firm and straight state.

I blinked again, as if everything I experienced just now was a dream. On the goddess tower, the viewing layer was intact, as if nothing had happened.

Yi Lin slowly played another question mark.

—He didn't have time to think.

But Li Changge couldn't help but squeezed his face, forced to the extreme.

"I, I, I, why didn't I wake up?"

And Old Pan, who was carrying "Harley Quinn's good friend", witnessed this scene with the same expression of surprise, completely unable to imagine what happened between this and the other.

Everything happened in an inexplicable explosion, but inexplicably returned to Pingji.

No one knows what happened in this.

Yi Lin was forcibly demoted at this moment, even more unable to think.

Just lowered his head and smiled slightly.

Boom!

Sudden.

not far away.

The ground shook suddenly.

It felt like it was some kind of heavy object hitting the ground fiercely.

at the same time.

Haiting City.

somewhere.

There is a huge crowd here.

Bustling.

A beautiful young woman with a pink little girl sitting on a bench.

The little girl held a cup of milk tea in her hand and sucked it with relish, as if it were the best delicacy in the world.

"Hey, Xiaoxi, be careful, don't drink so fast, what if you choke!"

"Ma Ma, delicious, Ma Ma~~ woo woo woo~" Xiao Xi said vaguely while chewing on the straw.

"careful-"

suddenly.

The voice of the beautiful young woman suddenly came.

No one around noticed that the beautiful young woman's original doting expression suddenly became indifferent and ruthless, like a cold machine.

"Zizzi—"

The beautiful young woman looked down at "Xiao Xi", and suddenly there were bursts of weird noises around her.

"Um?"

at the same time.

Xiao Xi, who was sipping the milk tea with pleasure, frowned, raised her head, and silently looked at each other with her "mother" beautiful young woman.

"'C-002', you, violated the rules."

The voice of the beautiful young woman was erratic, and she was totally different from before.

Xiaoxi didn't show any surprises at this weird scene before her, she just pursed her lips and hummed, "Where is Xiaoxi~"

"You interfered with the progress of the'game'."

"I don't have it!" Xiao Xi said weakly, "'Here' obviously hasn't started yet! Don't come here~"

"You broke the rules."

"I do not have!"

"You broke the rules!"

"I do not have!"

"You broke the rules!"

"I do not have!"

This weird conversation, if placed in peacetime, will definitely attract a lot of people's attention.

But the strange thing is that the voice of the mother-daughter dialogue is getting louder and louder, but no one of the pedestrians around is looking at it, as if these two people are in a different world from the others.

Obtrusive room.

The "beautiful young woman" frowned slightly and raised his head, as if searching for something, a little more doubtful in his indifferent tone: "Huh? This authority..."

"It's annoying, annoying, annoying, so annoying—"

Xiao Xijiao yelled, stretched out the pink little slap without warning, and patted the beautiful young woman.

Snapped.

Xiaoxi's pink slap seemed to lightly patted the beautiful young woman's snow-white thigh.

The beautiful young woman was expressionless, like a walking corpse, she just lowered her head and looked at the place that Xiaoxi touched.

The tone did not fluctuate: "C-002, you...you...you unexpectedly..."

Acridine~ I'm afraid of acridine~

Snapped.

Suddenly, the eyeballs of the beautiful young woman slipped off her face, and Gu Lulu rolled onto the bench.

Not only that.

That exquisite pretty face turned out to be like a candle, melting and disintegrating quickly at a speed visible to the naked eye. In a blink of an eye, a huge living person turned into a pool of blood after being slapped by Xiaoxi.

In a blink of an eye, the blood on the bench leaked into the bench silently, and instantly disappeared completely, as if it had never existed.

Xiaoxi lowered her head.

"Acridine~the hemp is gone~ what to do! Uuuu..." Xiao Xi sipped her sweet milk tea, her cheeks bulging.

Xiaoxi groaned and cried for a while, then suddenly burst into laughter: "Then...find another numbness~ hee hee!"

A few minutes later.

A slender and charming young woman walked out of the crowd and hurriedly came to Xiaoxi.

"Xiaoxi! Where did you go! Scared mom to death!"

"Ma Ma~~~"

The beautiful young woman lifted Xiaoxi from the bench and lifted it high, her smile filled with maternal brilliance.

…

In Haiting City, the Goddess Tower is one of the most famous landmarks in the entire city. No matter where it is, as long as it is not clearly obstructed, as long as you look up, you can see that dazzling tower in the night sky.

And when the goddess tower was suddenly bombed, whether it was someone who was looking for a fat rabbit, or was silently liking the crew, or was shopping around to buy a mask of the same model as the crew, in Haiting City, no matter who carried it. At the beginning, seeing the terrible scene, they all stopped their busy work by appointment.

Female, female, female, the goddess tower was blown up again!

and many more.

Why is it "again"?

The whole Haiting City was in an uproar.

But this kind of consternation did not last too long, and the consternation in the hearts of all Haiting City residents was replaced by another mood.

-Greater consternation.

Again, again, fight back again?

The artillery fire that covers the goddess, the viewing layer that is about to collapse, the sky that is set against the red center, the explosion that entangles the sky and the earth like thunder, everything is like an illusion, and it's like the back of time, all Inexplicably retracted.

In just a few minutes.

Haiting City BBS.

Has long been chaotic.

Even the hot posts of all related crews were silently swiped down.

Top hot posts...change one after another.

In just a few minutes.

…

Under the goddess tower.

Zhao Yulong was shocked.

He can be sure that what happened just now is definitely not an illusion.

But Zhao Yulong couldn't explain what kind of power it was to restore the goddess tower that was about to collapse.

This kind of thing is not as simple as repairing a young woman into a girl. Even if someone possesses this weird skill, the psionic value required is far beyond imagination.

However, Zhao Yulong is worthy of being Zhao Yulong. Although he was shocked and puzzled, he didn't confuse him for too long.

Although Zhang Huichun died in the hope of everyone, there are still a lot of things to be dealt with in the follow-up.

E.g-

The explosion of the Goddess Tower, followed by another intact scene, just how to explain this "abnormal" to the public is enough for Zhao Yulong to have a headache for a few days.

"Wait, what about the kid? Maybe he has a way to fool the public."

Old Zhao Naokuo had been in pain for a long time before he remembered that Yi Lin had sent a message not long ago to tell himself that he was just downstairs.

Thinking of this, Lao Zhao patted the non-existent dust on his butt, and was about to leave.

Su Xiaosu: "..."

Oda Mai: "..."

Li Erpang: "Boss... can you call an ambulance for help..."

Zhao Yulong made an OK gesture and smiled: "Ou Lai, don't worry, the ambulance will be here soon!"

While talking, Zhao Yulong drifted away and soon disappeared in front of Li Erpang.

There was another silence.

Li Erpang hesitated for a long time, and finally couldn't help but weakly said: "Su, Su, Sister Su, can you start with me first? I feel like I'm about to poop..."

Su Xiaosu silently moved his body away and turned over.

"good."

The voice is very sweet.

It seems a bit more shy.

…

No one thought it was Oulele who rushed to the scene with a small schoolbag on his back.

It seemed that shortly after notifying Mo Rendi of the crash, Oulele knew that he was no longer alive, so he rushed to the Goddess Tower, wanting to join in the fun at close range.

The scene where the goddess tower collapsed and reorganized, also brightened Oulale's dog eyes.

"Brother, brother, brother, I seem to have seen an illusion just now."

Oulele ran all the way to Yi Lin.

There seemed to be white mucus on the corners of his mouth.

—I didn’t wipe my mouth after eating ice cream.

Yi Lin's head was dazed.

It took three full seconds to remember that this mushroom-headed kid was called Oulele.

Oral?

Ouler?

Yi Lin's pupils suddenly shrank.

Perhaps it was a certain obsession. In a weak state, even thinking became a problem for Yi Lin, and a flash of obsession suddenly flashed through his mind.

He stretched out his hand to Olele vigorously: "Video."

"???"

What the **** video?

Ou Lele instantly filled his head with question marks.

"Tonight's... all videos."

Although Yi Lin's brain is not working well now, he seems to remember that there is one more important thing left that he hasn't done yet.

After listening to Oulele, he immediately understood.

He took out a mini USB flash drive the size of a fingernail in the form of a treasure, with a face full of grief: "Brother, don't worry, I have copied all of them. As for the backup in Haiting City, I have deleted all of them. , There is absolutely no way to restore it, and it’s useless when **** comes, I said Olele!"

Yi Lin snatched the mini U disk over.

Oulele: "?"

Just now.

Zhao Yulong's expression was unusually heavy, and he walked over from the other side of the Goddess Tower.

He quietly breathed a sigh of relief when he found that Li Changge and Yi Lin looked intact.

Huh?

What is that kid doing on the ground?

Zhao Yulong was slightly surprised, but didn't think too much. Seeing Oulele was here, he immediately asked: "Lele, have you dealt with the monitoring equipment?"

Oulele slapped it straight, and his expression was terrifying: "My name is Oulele! Don't worry, Uncle Zhao, Oulele is absolutely reliable!"

"By the way, where's the leader?"

Oulele said blankly: "I don't know, maybe you are gone, right?"

Zhao Yulong was speechless.

This is an invincible style.

He quietly pinched and counted.

Now Mo Rendi rushed back to the capital overnight. Maybe he could read a celebration word and cut a cake for the second half of the "Mo Mengmeng Learns to Walk 17th Anniversary Celebration Party" ceremony. Although the time is a bit in a hurry, it should still be too late.

After all, that girl Mo Mengmeng is a famous night owl in the circle.

Tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk.

Forget it, anyway, there is no need for Mo Rendi to deal with anything. Zhang Huichun is dead, and the remaining apostles in Haiting City, as long as they are not stupid, I believe they will leave the city quietly by themselves. What kind of moth come out again.

There are really not long-eyed people, ha ha.

"Oh, by the way, remember to help call an ambulance. Hey...Wait, one estimate is not enough, three."

After speaking, Zhao Yulong sighed silently.

Oulele was taken aback when he heard this.

He hesitated for a moment, seeing the heavy expression that couldn't hide between Zhao Yulong's eyebrows, that faintly tired of vicissitudes of life, Ou Lele seemed to understand something, and a faint sadness was born in his heart, as if in an instant, mature A lot of time: "How happy you are when you are born, and how you are afraid of death...Uncle Zhao, look ahead."

Zhao Yulong was taken aback suddenly: "What are you talking about?"

"Huh? Didn't you say that they were dead?"

When Zhao Yulong heard the words, he couldn't laugh or cry for a moment: "When did I say that they were dead? Hurry up and call an ambulance! They have thick skins, and they probably won't die! But if you are a little bit late, you might really be unable to hold it anymore."

"Ou Bing!" Oral immediately became happy again.

Tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk.

It took another few minutes.

The crowd around the goddess tower revived.

Team after team of special team field personnel, carrying stretchers, carried away the masked apostles on the ground.

Another group of people drove a water storage truck and scoured the blood-spattered ground frantically. No matter how busy they were, the aftermath must be done well.

Zhao Yulong pulled out the knife that was stuck on the ground and took a closer look. No wonder that even Zhang Huichun would be fooled. The shape of this ancient knife is indeed somewhat similar to that of Oda Mai. .

Just find a broken hand and stick it on it, which is enough to be fake.

Life is like a play, it all depends on acting!

Of course, realistic props are also indispensable.

Tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk.

Zhao Yulong wiped the sweat that kept coming out of his forehead, feeling a little soft in his legs.

After all, it was overloaded and overweight, and it fell directly from above, which really made Zhao Yulong too imaginary.

It's really thanks to the fat couple who are both power side apostles, and their health is durable. If they change to another person, they may not be able to survive.

There is another reason. The reason why Li Erpang and Su Xiaosu fell so miserably and so overlapped is because Zhao Yulong took special care of Miss Oda Mai.

"Ability" leaned a little over there.

Tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk.

It took another ten minutes.

Zhao Yulong finally used the fastest speed to clean up this large-scale performance site, and then took time out: "Oh yes, Lele, almost forgot, you remember to keep a copy of the impact tonight, some tonight It's very strange, I have to analyze it carefully when I go back."

He couldn't imagine the ability to restore the goddess tower so smoothly, why a person with this kind of power would never appear on the special team's archives.

The presence of such a presence in his yard really made Zhao Yulong sleepless.

Oulele frowned, but soon smiled: "Uncle Zhao, don't worry, isn't this necessary? The backup has already been made, the only one is encrypted and stored in the U disk!"

"Awesome~!" Zhao Yulong knew Ou Lele's urinary **** for a long time, and he smiled directly and gave a thumbs up to Ou Lele, children, it's easy to deal with, a little coax, give some pocket money, naturally will fart Work hard.

Ollie give it!

"That must be!" Olele really started to seduce again.

Kaka Kaka Kaka Kaka Kaka.

"What about the USB flash drive?"

"Oh~ at Brother Lin!"

Oulele participated in Yi Lin's entire flicker plan. At this time, he was completely convinced by Yi Lin's layout.

call out.

Zhao Yulong listened.

There was a bad feeling immediately.

Yi Lin?

By the way, Yi Lin has been squatting on the ground and tossing about anything?

It seems to have been squatting for a long time, right?