I Really Don’t Want To Be a Natural Disaster

Vol 2 Chapter 116: Exploded, exploded again

Irin wandered around the city leisurely.

The kind of idler.

Pan Zhengyi was not found.

The three of Li Erpang, Su Xiaosu, and Zhu Yun'er did not seem to have caused any major incidents.

Walking on the road, Gotham City seems to have restored that kind of peaceful and warm atmosphere.

What a simple folk customs, Gotham City.

It's just that the cloud over the head always makes people feel like there is a huge palm pressing against the sky of Gotham City, giving people a sense of suffocation that can't breathe.

After setting up the bombs at the "crime site", Yi Lin found the most convenient route and went to the headquarters of GBC Broadcasting Corporation by the way.

The process went smoothly.

There was no accident that was terribly bloody.

After all, only James Gordon Jr. was the one who really faced Erin.

He didn't immediately take out his mobile phone to take pictures.

Yi Lin has also been wearing an elegant gentleman's hat, habitually avoiding the camera to take pictures of his front face.

Therefore, although he is now a "sorrowful" Gotham City villain, he has not yet issued a wanted warrant.

Walking on the road, Yi Lin looked like an elegant nobleman, but on the contrary, many blonde beauties cast very "Hot" eyes at him.

While on the TV station, Yi Lin turned around and left after leaving a notice.

Did not stay for too long.

Like Pan Zhengyi, he couldn't do things like directly breaking into the innermost part of GBC.

After all, it doesn't make sense.

-Explode and it's over.

Of course, in addition to the explosion, Yi Lin is also thinking about other possible ways to quickly obtain a large amount of "guilt value".

This... we must refer to the practices of the older generation of villains.

The puzzle has been sent.

The bomb is also installed.

While there was still time, Yi Lin took a taxi and went straight to the outskirts of the city.

—It's an Overlord car.

After crossing the Robert H. Kane Memorial Bridge, Yi Lin took about 40 minutes to arrive at the site of Wayne Manor in the north of Gotham City.

What are ruins?

The former Wayne Manor has become a ruin.

This is not recorded in "The Legend of Batman".

After all, the person who wrote the book didn't know that Bruce Wayne was Batman.

This fact was still heard by Yi Lin from the fat man.

Besides, even if Bruce Wayne opened a press conference and said: "Me, Bruce Wayne, Batman!"

It is estimated that all reporters will have the same reaction—

"Look! Our rich and humorous Gotham's richest man, Mr. Bruce Wayne, is joking again!"

Who really believes it!

So, until now, twenty years after Batman disappeared, no one knows that the old driver, Bruce Wayne, who is still wandering in the flowers every day, is the famous Batman back then.

Wayne Manor has become a tourist attraction.

But it is not too prosperous.

When Yi Lin arrived here, several foreign tourists were taking pictures enthusiastically.

As for the Gotham natives?

I've been tired of watching it over the past 20 years, and there is nothing to watch.

The ruins of the huge manor are now open to everyone.

There are no special protection measures.

After all, it is really just an ordinary ruin.

According to Yi Lin's estimation, even if a few TNT bombs were wasted to blow this place more broken, it would not earn much guilt.

Therefore, Yi Lin was too lazy to do it.

After avoiding the gazes of other tourists, Yi Lin found a place with no one and released Bai Xiaoyi out.

"Why me again!"

After the transparent spirit body Bai Xiaoyi came out, he glared at Yi Lin puffingly.

After many applications, the experience value of the spirit weapon Blood Jasmine has also increased a lot.

It is estimated that in the near future, it will be upgraded from E to D.

The current corresponding change is that Bai Xiaoyi's original almost transparent spiritual body seems to be a little more solid than before.

But if you don't distinguish it carefully, you may not be able to tell at a glance.

Perhaps after the upgrade, the spirit weapon will also have many more practical functions.

Yi Lin looked forward to it.

"Have an opinion?" Yi Lin glanced at Bai Xiaoyi in the air.

"Humph!" Bai Xiaoyi's delicate nose twitched slightly, and he let out a soft snort.

"Believe it or not I will call you Wangcai?"

"..."

"Come on, Xiao Bai, go and take a look underground."

"..."

Why do I often have tears in my eyes?

Because I hate my master so deeply!

Although Bai Xiaoyi was somewhat reluctant in his heart.

She didn't understand why the master always called her instead of calling "mother".

But in order to avoid being called "Wangcai", Bai Xiaoyi could only go underground in silence.

Compared to "Wangcai"... "Xiao Bai" sounds 10,000 times more appealing!

When Bai Xiaoyi sank into the ground, Yi Lin also closed his eyes and switched to "Bai Xiaoyi"'s field of vision.

His current spiritual attributes can't fully exert the full effect of "mind motivation".

It's like the mental lock has only loosened a little, and has not been completely unlocked.

The reason should be...attributes are not enough.

He has many applications of this ability in the future, which he will not be able to display.

The mere 21 meters of psychic force detection is too short.

The "field of vision" of the spirit body is different from that of Yi Lin who is a human being, and is more similar to the existence of "induction".

They have no retina and are not affected by light.

After 1 minute—

A huge hole suddenly appeared "in front of Yi Lin".

"Sure enough, is this the legendary bat cave?"

At this point, Li Erpang didn't fool him.

Bai Xiaoyi in the bat cave made a circle around the cave. At the corner of the bat cave, there was an elevator that had been destroyed and could not be used. It seemed to be the passageway used by Bruce Wayne to "transform".

Except for the old elevator, there is nothing special here.

Gradually, a thin layer of sweat appeared on Yi Lin's forehead.

As Bai Xiaoyi got farther and farther away from him, the consumption of psionic energy became more intense.

"return!"

After confirming that nothing was found, Yi Lin summoned Bai Xiaoyi back.

Bai Xiaoyi returned to Yi Lin's body with a look of unwillingness, Yi Lin could finally breathe a sigh of relief, and after consuming more than half of his psionic energy, he finally started to slowly recover.

"Sure enough?"

Yi Lin's expression was calm.

For the empty bat cave, there are not too many surprises.

This Gotham City had already deviated from the trajectory that Li Erpang knew and became completely unrecognizable.

It feels... there are many things wrong.

Although Yi Lin had some clues, because of lack of intelligence, he couldn't structure the whole plot and smooth it out completely.

This time in Wayne Manor, Yi Lin just stopped by to confirm some of his thoughts.

In fact, Yi Lin didn't have much expectation. He could find the equipment left by Batman in the bat cave.

If you can find it... Yi Lin thinks this is a big pit instead.

The kind that pits the dead without burying the body.

"Fuck!"

Just when GBC issued a citywide broadcast.

Another place in Gotham City.

In a public toilet.

Women's toilet.

Li Erpang, who was silently hiding in the toilet, couldn't help yelling when he heard the content of the city's broadcast!

Forgive the fat man for his ignorance, and he walked the world in one sentence.

I was stunned by that kid again!

Li Erpang thought that the guy was acting too high-profile and weird at first, but after thinking about it for a while, he reacted.

Was that kid's brain damaged by a shovel?

Why are there pits everywhere!

When Li Erpang yelled at him.

A few women panicked from the toilet nearby.

When Li Erpang saw his breaking into the women's bathroom revealed, he lifted his pants and ran out in a panic.

[Successfully broke into the women's toilet and gained +2 guilt point! 】

[After breaking into the women's toilet, it caused a commotion and got a +1! 】

Well, this wave is not a loss.

Li Erpang bit a bite of chicken legs bitterly.

After coming out of the women’s toilet, Li Erpang gnawed his chicken legs and looked around. He didn’t know if it was because of the hospitalization of Sheriff Gordon’s cerebral hemorrhage. Today, the search for criminals in Gotham City is not strong.

Yesterday, the group of good citizens who chased the fat man and chased Shiba Street is not in this area today.

"Temporarily safe..."

Li Erpang quietly breathed a sigh of relief, gnawed the chicken legs in his hand three times, threw the chicken bones away, patted his bulging belly, burped a full, and then began to think about the next step.

[Trash anywhere in Gotham City and get a +1! 】

"..."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

[Spit anywhere in Gotham City and get a +1! 】

"..."

What's the guilt value originally calculated like this?

The lives of Gotham City are too worthless!

Li Erpang seems to have discovered a new way of scoring.

But he didn't brush it down.

According to this method of brushing, if he really wants to brush up to 1 million guilt value, his guilty value has not been brushed yet, and his saliva has already been vomited dry.

The price is not high.

"That kid—"

"Fuck ah ah ah-"

Li Erpang looked up to the sky and roared.

He finally understands now.

Why is Yi Lin so refreshed that he surrendered the key item of "criminal value" and gave up the TNT bomb.

Although it is a deal, no matter what it is, everyone knows that this second main mission is to get a lot of guilt in a short time and become the star of Gotham City. It is far from efficient to kill people.

Just relying on the mosquito legs around 10 o'clock, how to fill the 1 million huge pit.

Just seeing Yi Lin exploded two places at random, and he brushed one hundred thousand...As long as 84 silly, you probably know that explosion is the correct way to open this second main mission.

Explosion is a man's romance!

but-

On the first night, Yi Lin came out as a "Riddler Gentleman".

At first, the fat man still didn't understand why Yi Lin used this complicated way of forecasting to commit Gotham crime.

Now he understands.

Yi Lin is simply imitating the old villains of Gotham.

Crazy.

Disorderly.

But full of charm.

This is the tune that can really make Gotham crazy!

This is also the true meaning of the phrase "restore Gotham's former glory" in the description of the main mission!

Be a charming villain!

In Gotham City, which villain does not have many fans?

That legendary clown can be called the number one superstar of Gotham!

Moreover, now, Yi Lin has issued a warning about the crime in advance. No matter when the fat man and the others explode, where it explodes, and what posture it uses to explode, in the end this crime value is likely to fall on Yi Lin's head!

Everyone would think that this is the crime of "Riddleman Gentleman"!

"unless-"

Li Erpang suddenly lowered his head and patted his belly.

Duang.

Q is powerful.

"and many more."

Classmate Li Erpang suddenly had a wonderful idea.

Very very wonderful.

Gotham City.

Because the riddle gentleman's a puzzle that no one can solve, it boils completely.

Everyone knew the riddle of the riddle gentleman.

But no one can guess.

After being discharged from the hospital, James Gordon Jr. suddenly regretted that he didn't take a picture of the **** guy at the top of the clock tower.

Maybe it should have been shot without saying a word?

Even if he has issued a wanted warrant now, he can only describe a black tuxedo and a gentleman's hat.

However, in Gotham City, this attire is the standard suit for many male nobles to seduce girls. There are not a thousand, but there are hundreds. It is a huge crowd. Based on this alone, it is difficult to find the "riddle gentleman".

What James Gordon Jr. didn't know was that even if the "Riddler Gentleman" walked near him, he might not notice.

Furthermore, James Gordon Jr. still doesn't understand how the gentleman of riddle disappeared before his eyes like a magic trick at the top of the clock tower that day.

There is mystery everywhere.

【15:00】

Looking down at his watch, James Gordon Jr. felt even more anxious.

There is not much time.

He had already written the riddles broadcast on the GBC channel on paper.

[I will accompany the last ray of sunshine, soar in the sea of ​​knowledge, and steal the life of the King of Gotham. Then ... Hush - listen, it is a short sword and gun narrow issue of the moment horn, the stars fall from the sky, the beasts struck, fireworks filled the witness of Gotham. 】

He took out the puzzle and looked at it carefully.

"First of all, time... It seems that it is most likely after dusk. The sunset in Gotham is about 18:00. Could it be that time?"

"The sea of ​​knowledge... Could it be... Gotham City Public Library (Gotham City Public Library)?"

Soon, James Gordon Jr. gave up this stupid idea.

He has already been deceived once.

There are almost no useless sentences in the guy's riddle.

In other words, only by deciphering every sentence can we find the place where the "riddle gentleman" actually committed the crime.

and many more.

Could this time, the riddle gentleman figured out his thoughts, deliberately deliberately playing mystery?

This may not be impossible.

"Shit!"

Young James Gordon wanted to tear the note in his hand, swallow it in his mouth and pull it out from below.

-To relieve the hatred in the heart.

Top floor of Wayne Building.

Bruce Wayne was sitting on the head of the bed wrapped in a bath towel.

There is a bottle of red wine on the side.

It's still daytime.

On the round bed lay the sleeping girl, with her back to Bruce, and the quilt swelled in a seductive curve.

-Ah, this arc is really white, ah no, this whiteness is really high.

There are actually two girls.

Of course, this is not important.

Bruce's brain is now very clear and quiet.

There are no distracting thoughts.

—After all, it's just finished.

He frowned, also thinking about the riddle.

"Gotham Public Library?"

"S·T·A·R Lab?"

"Or Gotham Zoo?"

"The King of Gotham... Oh, isn't it like killing old Gordon?"

In the puzzle, Bruce read a few key points.

It's actually quite obvious.

But subconsciously, combined with the previous puzzle, keen intuition tells Bruce that things are not that simple.

This riddle gentleman is more difficult to deal with than the riddle man.

The character of the riddler...likes to show off.

If someone can't guess his riddle, the riddler can't help but reveal a little "tip" to show his far-than-average wisdom.

That's how Batman once defeated the Riddler.

But the riddle gentleman is different.

silence.

calm.

Grace.

And...unscrupulous.

The Riddler once said: "You don’t understand... I really don’t want to leave any clues for you. I really don’t want to go back to the Arkham Asylum. But I still leave clues for you. So, I ...I have to go back there. Because I may need help. I...I may actually be really crazy."

The reason why Edward the riddler left clues about the crime was because he had to stay.

But this Edward Rin hopes that everyone can't guess his riddle so that his crime can proceed smoothly.

So what is the meaning of his riddle... and what is it?

Bruce thought of a deeper content instead.

Beyond the puzzle itself.

"Hey, baby~"

Suddenly, Bruce was wrapped around the four snow-white lotus root arms.

"I'm busy…"

"Bruce, baby, we have some ideas..."

"..."

Bruce was a "last resort" and could only put on the "mask" again.

After all, he is now Bruce Wayne, the richest man in love!

Gotham City West.

University of Gotham.

【17:58】

Soon after school.

All the students in short skirts, long legs, and long golden wavy hair enjoyed the after-school time happily and discussed where to go to jump tonight.

"You said, will those ‘criminals’ appear tonight?"

"Should it?"

"That riddle gentleman is so handsome! He seems to have seen him in person!"

"Bah! Nympho, what can you do with the riddle gentleman?"

"That of course...hehehe...making love!"

"Then?"

"Kill! He is a criminal! A capital crime!"

"It's so romantic to let the riddle gentleman die on the bed—"

Several female students exuding the sour smell of youth giggled on the road as they walked.

In the Plaza of Gotham University.

A huge statue with a height of nine meters was erected.

This statue is the real deity of James Gordon, the mayor of Gotham City.

-"The Great Portrait of Gordon".

It is also one of the famous landmarks of Gotham.

Every year, many tourists from outside of Gotham City come to Gotham University to take photos with the "Gordon Statue".

This great figure was built after Mayor Gordon took office, and it has a history of nearly 20 years.

Sunset.

About to land in the mountains to the west.

Only the last stubborn glimmer was faintly revealed.

Under the golden sunset, the "great man of Gordon" seemed to be covered with a layer of sacred light, and the passing students couldn't help but take a few more glances.

"Wow!"

At this moment, some photographers saw this scene and couldn't help but snap a shot.

[18:00].

boom!

There was a loud noise.

The great figure of Gordon was torn apart in the blast of the sea in a blink of an eye.

In an instant it became the dust of history.

"Watt? Gordon's great figure was blown up???"

The moment he received the notice, James Gordon Jr. looked dazed.

The brain was almost down, and the phone was put down.

Why?

Why is Gotham University?

Why is the great portrait of Gordon?

The original notice issued by the riddle gentleman had already spread throughout Gotham.

Shortly after the explosion of "Gordon's Great Man", GBC sent reporters to collect the photos immediately, and then made the headlines of Gotham at the speed of light.

"Shocked! Gotham University's ‘Gordon Statue’ exploded! Exploded! Exploded!"

"Horrible! Fuck and ruthless! Gentleman Riddle successfully completed his predicted crime once again!"

"At present, relevant authoritative bricks are invited to thoroughly interpret the mysterious puzzles left by the ‘Gentleman of Riddle’ based on this explosion of the ‘Gordon’s Great Portrait’..."

Gotham gradually filled with a strange atmosphere.

【18:30】.

Bruce was refreshed.

He took a bird's eye view of Gotham from Wayne Building and suddenly found a thick smoke rising from the west.

"Wait, it's not an industrial area..."

Bruce Wayne frowned and turned on the TV.

In an instant, a piece of news that "the riddle gentleman successfully detonated the great portrait of Gordon" confused Bruce's face.

"Gordon's great portrait?"

Bruce Wayne closed his eyes, UU read www.uukanshu.com and thought for a moment.

A few minutes later, he directly dialed a call that he hadn't made for a long time.

In recent years, he rarely took the initiative to contact old Gordon.

"Old man, did you not tell me something about that puzzle?"

"What's missing? What do you mean?"

Bruce Wayne said solemnly: "Signature, what is that guy's signature!"

"1, 2, 3... the busy'Riddleman' Edward Rin, sincerely."

Ha ha.

Suddenly, Bruce Wayne smiled.

"I see-"

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