I Really Don’t Want To Be a Natural Disaster

While eating breakfast happily, Yi Lin chatted with Li Erpang in an apostle's unique way.

Yi Lin: Morning!

Li Erpang: Good morning, your sister!

Yi Lin: Location?

Li Erpang:? ? ?

Yi Lin: Didn't you look for me?

Li Erpang: Surprised! how do you know? !

Yi Lin: Ha ha.

Li Erpang:...

Yi Lin: Forget it, after breakfast, I'm ready to check the points. Busy, come on!

Li Erpang: Damn it! Come on, your sister! Wait, don't set Do Not Disturb first! 09:00! See you at the gate of Arkham Nursing Home! The kind that is here or there! !

...

After Yi Lin simply replied "received", he turned off the communication function.

Continue to eat breakfast.

ten minutes later.

Yi Lin was refreshed when he was full and full of food.

A pleasant and elegant day is about to begin.

Yi Lin closed his eyes and thought for a moment, then couldn't help but curl up the corner of his mouth.

Fatty, do you have a lot of question marks?

...

...

When Yi Lin was wearing a black tuxedo, a gentleman's hat, and a brand-new black umbrella in his hand walking slowly from the bridge, Li Erpang's eyes suddenly widened at the entrance of the nursing home.

This is compelling--

Li Erpang decided to score 82 points.

There are 18 points left... Li Erpang decided to use "666" to make up.

Yi Lin looked down at the time.

The time is just right.

Did not arrive early or late.

Three people stood at the entrance of the nursing home.

In addition to Li Erpang, who was here with Yoy Lin, Zhu Yun'er and Su Xiaosu were also there.

The three of them stood at the entrance of the nursing home, with different expressions, looking at Yi Lin who was full of grids.

"Gentleman Riddle? Edward Rin?"

Li Erpang probably saw the morning news headlines in some way, and after being shocked, he asked in a sour tone.

"Ha ha."

Yi Lin ignored Li Erpang for the time being, instead he adjusted the brim of his hat and looked at Zhu Yuner and Su Xiaosu calmly.

In fact, when Li Erpang took the initiative to contact him, he guessed that there was a half chance that Zhu Yuner and Su Xiaosu would also be here.

As for Pan Zhengyi, if he can't guess, he simply won't guess.

Now the evil list is ranked as follows-

【Criminal List】

[Gotham Crime] 128000/1000000 (12.80%)

【Yin】114235 (11.42%)

【Li Erpang】5350 (0.53%)

【Su Xiaosu】4330 (0.43%)

【Zhu Yuner】3830 (0.38%)

【Pan Zhengyi】255 (0.02%)

...

Although except for Pan Zhengyi's rise from two hundred and five to two hundred and fifty, the crime value of everyone else has risen a lot.

But it was clear that Yi Lin was far ahead on the list of early crimes, and he was extremely successful.

If everyone else is making a fuss in Gotham City, Yi Lin’s crime is described as a violation of the law of heaven, and the crime is heinous.

Although there is no wanted warrant for Yi Lin, if Yi Lin ran into the street and yelled "I am Edward Lin, gentleman of the riddle", it is estimated that he would be overwhelmed by various grenade bullets and shells in an instant.

The folkways of Gotham City are simple and honest, and it is not a joke.

This is a dangerous city where you can legally own firearms.

Although Gotham City has become much peaceful with the retirement of those famous villains in the past two decades, its danger has not diminished.

On the contrary, it rose to an unprecedented level of horror.

If you think about it carefully, it's not difficult to explain.

What would be the reaction of an old virgin who has been holding back for 20 years when he meets a girl with a hot body?

What's more, there are hundreds of thousands of old virgins living in Gotham City.

Ahem...In other words, Yi Lin is now going further and further down the road of criminals, leaving the others far behind.

Li Erpang, Su Xiaosu, and Zhu Yuner felt threatened, and they joined forces involuntarily.

Seeing Yi Lin's eyes on Zhu Yun'er and Su Xiaosu, Li Erpang's mouth twitched slightly, then he straightened his belly and said confidently: "I just met on the road, so I came here together."

The corner of Yi Lin's mouth curled slightly: "Passing by?"

"Yes! Passing by!"

"So... is it a coincidence?"

"Yes, a coincidence!"

alright.

Since the fat man was so shameless, Yi Lin didn't bother to talk nonsense.

Yi Lin took another two steps forward.

Li Er's eyebrows twitched slightly.

Zhu Yuner's eyes narrowed.

Su Xiaosu was expressionless.

Yi Lin smiled slightly and stopped again.

It was about 4 meters away from the three of them, faintly facing each other.

Under the slightly nervous gaze of the three of them, Yi Lin gave a sigh, flipped his palm, and a stack of cards appeared in his hand.

Zhu Yuner's pupils shrank slightly.

Without waiting for other people to ask questions, Yi Lin took the initiative to explain: "The TNT bomb is also an officially certified version. It has powerful explosive power, no brains in operation, simple and practical, killing and arson, home robbing, home necessities, this is a good friend of Gotham criminals. , Who wants it?"

Li Erpang: "!"

Zhu Yuner: "!"

Su Xiaosu: "!"

Li Erpang opened his mouth and almost couldn't help saying "I want I want I want".

But they are not fools. Everyone is apostle. Don’t be so naive, okay?

This is a scoring artifact. Once it explodes, tens of thousands of guilt values ​​will be obtained, and Yi Lin will give it away for free?

Not only Li Erpang thought, but Zhu Yun'er and Su Xiaosu also seemed to think about it, with different expressions, and they didn't know what they were thinking about.

"I will trade with you for other things!"

Li Erpang is also a good individual, and soon thought about it transparently.

Some things are good, but it’s clear that Yi Lin has taken the lead in this second main quest. If you don’t want to do something, the evaluation of this second main quest will be completely eaten by Yi Lin. .

Even if they can win a round in the third mission, Yi Lin will still take the lead in the final score.

After all, Yi Lin's score is far ahead of everyone else on the evil list now.

It's not in the same order of magnitude at all.

More likely, the evil list of the second main quest...will be closely related to the third main quest.

Thinking of this, Li Erpang didn't hesitate anymore, so he directly took out a card from the storage space.

"This... let's go to the side, hehe."

Li Erpang grinned and motioned to Yi Lin to come to the side to make a deal.

Yi Lin glanced at the ground with a smile, then glanced over Zhu Yun'er's white neck, and then hid aside with Li Erpang and secretly traded.

Although the look from Edward Rin's eyes that seemed to see through everything was short, Zhu Yuner still caught him in his eyes.

"He found that I moved my hands and feet on the ground?"

"How can it be?"

Zhu Yuner was silent, and glanced at Su Xiaosu.

Soon, the sneaky deal between Yi Lin and Li Erpang was completed.

Yi Lin's expression was calm, and she couldn't see much.

The corners of Li Erpang's mouth twitched, and the fat on his face trembled, seemingly painful and uncontrollable excitement.

"Then... this, brothers and sisters, Fat Master go one step ahead!"

Li Erpang is now also a wanted criminal, and did not stay in the Arkham Nursing Home for too long and left in a hurry.

In addition, a certain crazy woman in the nursing home also left him some unpleasant memories.

If he is not familiar with Gotham City, he would not set the meeting place here.

"What about you? I'm leaving without changing?"

After the deal with Li Erpang, although Yi Lin seemed calm on the surface, he was happy in his heart.

Unexpectedly, Li Erpang still hides that kind of good stuff.

Ha ha.

Zhu Yun'er gritted her teeth, feeling very tangled in her heart.

Do you really want to change with him?

However, in her inventory, it is estimated that only...

After thinking about it, Zhu Yuner's eyes suddenly lit up: "My surname is Zhu, you know... it's the Zhu family..."

Yi Lin chuckled, "Do you think the benefits in reality are very attractive to the apostle?"

"..."

"No conversion."

Yi Lin didn't intend to waste too much time.

On the second day in Gotham City, he had his own plan.

"and many more!"

Suddenly, a sweet voice stopped Yi Lin.

It's Su Xiaosu.

After Yi Lin turned around, he saw a card spinning and flying towards him.

Very fast.

Yi Lin smiled slightly, tapped the tip of the umbrella in his hand, but secretly slowed down the flying speed of the card with "synthetic power", and then the card was as if it was still, slowly falling in the heart of Yi Lin's other palm.

Zhu Yun'er's expression also condensed slightly when she witnessed Yi Lin's heavy lifting.

Yi Lin took a quick look and put the "card" into the storage space.

Immediately afterwards, he took out a stack of cards and counted them, totaling 20.

That is 20 "TNT bombs".

Put it somewhere not far from Zhu Yun'er and Su Xiaosu.

The props of the apostles are unowned, and whoever uses them belongs to them.

Put it on the ground and anyone can take it.

But once an apostle moves away from a certain range, the card will be removed and transformed into a real thing again.

Yi Lin smiled slightly, turned and left.

Zhu Yun'er saw Yi Lin's back disappear quickly on the other side of the bridge, she finally couldn't help but ask: "Sister Susu, what did you use to exchange him for 20 TNT?"

Su Xiaosu shook his head without explanation.

She just looked down at the place where Yi Lin left the card, with a calm expression: "He really found it."

Zhu Yuner looked down.

really.

The place where the card was placed was only a few centimeters away from the "thing" she had buried.

Even if Yi Lin took one step further, he would step on "that position".

Zhu Yun'er's eyes suddenly became colder.

What that guy means is that he is not easy to mess with, is this trying to give himself a slap in the face?

How dare to... give me Zhu Yuner's prestige?

Yi Lin had long since disappeared in the distance.

Zhu Yuner's eyes flashed, and no one knew what she was thinking at the moment.

...

...

The day after the criminal reappeared in Gotham City.

Time: [12:00]

Location: Gotham City General Hospital.

Department: Intensive Care Unit.

Little James Gordon looked at the white ceiling with indifferent expression.

There was an unpleasant smell of disinfectant water all around.

Even if there are curvaceous nurses around him, twisting his waist and walking around him, it will not make little James Gordon react.

There is only one person in his mind now.

In the dark night, wearing a tuxedo gentleman hat, pure white gloves, deep eyes, that mysterious smile that seemed to see everything through, the damned criminal who turned the entire Gotham Police Station around.

That is a criminal!

Since the death of the clown, since the group of lunatics were completely locked up, and gradually adapted to the retirement life, criminals reappeared in the peaceful Gotham City!

In this morning’s morning news, every word and every sentence was like an invisible knife, stabbing the young James Gordon in the chest.

Was furious with a cerebral hemorrhage?

Who?? Brain hemorrhage!

He could even imagine that blood was snorting in his chest.

It is a feeling called humiliation.

He hates--

"The patient is here. He woke up at about five in the morning. The results of a cranial CT showed that there was no serious trauma in the skull."

"Hmm... it's just that the mental state is not very good, and it seems to have been hit by some. You should pay attention to it, and don't stimulate the patient's emotions..."

"There is a common disease, PTSD, which is PTSD in layman's terms... Oh, damn, I almost forgot that Dr. Jack you are an expert in this area."

At this time, several people spoke in a low voice and came to the bedside of James Gordon Jr.

The moment James Gordon Jr. saw the incoming person, there was a wave of waves in his indifferent eyes.

"dad--"

This is a short word.

The mood is suddenly full.

With three-point hoarseness, three-point pain, three-point touch, and an unnoticeable sorrow.

Well, it did stop aggrieved.

I was so frustrated that my emotions were as complicated as a fan-shaped statistical chart.

The visitor is the famous old Gordon, the last Gotham Sheriff, who also left a heavy pen and ink in one of the best-selling books "The Legend of Batman".

However, the relationship between the old Gordon and Batman in the Batman Legend is also unclear.

There are different versions of gossip circulating on the market.

For example, the old Gordon and Batman are full of love, or the two are brothers who have been separated for many years.

It’s even more exaggerated to say that the old Gordon’s ex-wife Barbara Keene went out of the wall, and Batman upheld justice and avenged the Green Sea for the old Gordon. After the two became good friends and stayed there forever. The kind that doesn't give up.

Of course, regardless of the version, the only certainty is that the only friend of Batman during his lifetime was James Gordon.

He witnessed the "last battle" between Batman and the "King of Gotham" Joker 20 years ago, and witnessed the day when all the evils in Gotham City were completely wiped out.

For various reasons, after the old Gordon resigned from the police station, he was also naturally elected to be the mayor of Gotham City.

Beside old Gordon, there was an old man with a kind-faced face.

Naturally, James Gordon Jr. knew it.

Dr. Jack, the best doctor in Arkham Nursing Home, is also the dean of Arkham Nursing Home.

I saw that Dr. Jack watched little James Gordon gently with an encouraging look. When he met that gaze, James Gordon little felt that the haze in his heart had been swept away a lot, and his shoulders were also swept away. A lot easier.

"Hey, kid, it's okay, it's not your fault."

Old Gordon said with a smile.

Dr. Jack smiled slightly: "Those puzzles are very interesting. After I heard about them, I showed them to old Edward for a while. Oh, you know, that old guy likes this kind of weird stuff, and he said it was very interesting. It seems that your opponent, the riddle gentleman, is not easy."

The implication is that, my child, it's not that you are too weak, but the enemy is too cunning to take it to heart.

Jr. James Gordon didn't carefully savor the subtext of Dr. Jack, but after listening to this sentence, he was inexplicably feeling better again.

Seeing that his son's mood was getting better, the three chatted for a while.

No work is involved, just gossip.

In the end, old Gordon looked at Dr. Jack half-jokingly and half-seriously: "Aren't those guys running out of you?"

Dr. Jack laughed blankly and waved his hand: "How is it possible, you don't know, my place is full of old guys, and the youngest Hallie is over 50 years old. These young people who are tossing in Gotham, Maybe it came from other places? Gotham has many tourists visiting every year, who can tell? Hahaha—"

"It makes sense!" Old Gordon said with a solemn face: "Those people are all yellow-skinned and black-haired. They look like Oriental faces. In Gotham, there are not many tourists from the East, so it shouldn't be difficult to check. "

Little James Gordon nodded: "Dad! I understand, I will be discharged from the hospital soon and issued a wanted order!"

"All the people who committed crimes in Gotham—"

Gordon and his son suddenly glanced at each other, and a weird smile appeared on the corners of their mouths: "They all have to die!"

Dr. Jack: "..."

suddenly!

Just when a weird atmosphere gradually filled this ward.

A hot nurse in a miniskirt and fishnet stockings rushed in with a panic expression.

I didn't care about knocking on the door.

——Fortunately, everyone in the room is neatly dressed.

"Watch! TV! Come on! There is big news!"

Many people in Gotham General Hospital know that Mayor Gordon is in this special intensive care unit, visiting his precious son.

When these words came out, everyone couldn't bother to admire the hot fishnet stockings of the miniskirt nurse.

Old Gordon turned on the TV for the first time.

It happened to be GBC Gotham Radio.

"Hello everyone!"

"Now it's me, **** and hot unmarried Pooh, an urgent message for everyone!"

"Although we don't know whether the respected Sheriff Gordon is still in a coma due to a'brain hemorrhage'..."

"But as a professional Gotham news baby, I must broadcast this important news as soon as possible!"

The news anchor suddenly took out a small white card from below.

On the back of the card is a scribbled "question mark".

Gordon and his son: "!"

Dr. Jack: "..."

At the same time that the TV broadcast is broadcasting the program.

GBC is broadcasting the same news in real-time synchronization without delay through the citywide broadcast system of Gotham City.

"Just ten minutes ago, the mysterious criminal who blew up the Gotham Police Station and the bridge of the Appalo Highway, and hospitalized Sheriff Gordon with a sudden cerebral hemorrhage. The charming'riddle gentleman', Edward ·Rin, sent us a'criminal notice letter' to GBC!"

"To poor Sergeant James Gordon Jr--"

After reading this, the beautiful host smiled, but seemed to feel that something was wrong, and immediately turned his face straight.

"Snapped."

Little James Gordon, who was watching TV, had a pale face and accidentally smashed the glass in his hand.

"I will accompany the last ray of sunshine, soaring in the sea of ​​knowledge, stealing the life of the King of Gotham. Then...hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Falling, the beasts struck, witnessing the skyrocketing fireworks of Gotham."

"The signature is—"

"1, 2, 3... the busy ‘Riddle Gentleman’ Edward Rin, sincerely."

"This is the fabled crime notice!"

"This is a challenge from Gentleman Riddle to Chief James Gordon Jr.!"

"It's a pity! We don't know ~www.novelmt.com~ whether Sheriff Gordon can wake up from a'brain hemorrhage'——"

Who?? Cerebral hemorrhage!

James Gordon Jr. smashed the glass shards in his hand to the ground fiercely.

There seemed to be a nasty face of a riddle gentleman on the ground.

Dr. Jack and old Gordon looked at each other.

The style of this puzzle...very weird!

Dr. Jack shook his head helplessly: "This Edward Rin... In short, this is not Old Edward's style. Maybe it's a crazy fan. I think Old Edward will be very happy."

Little James Gordon's pale face suddenly became cold.

He severely removed the needle from his hand.

"I! Want! Get out of the hospital!"

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