I Have a Bunch of Players on Earth

"Cousin, don't you chew betel nuts?" In the corridor outside the door, the little cousin skillfully handed a piece of betel nuts.

Pu Yunchuan waved his hand, and the other party smiled, biting the betel nut into his mouth, and his career dyed his teeth purple, and Pu Yunchuan frowned as he said: "You kid will add betel nut at a young age. You are going to heaven. Yeah, this is the "mobile phone side:

"Cousin, see what you said, when did you not have waves when you were young? At the age of your cousin, you don't have the energy to think about waves. You see you have less hair now. Cousin, your hair volume seems to be more than last year. It ’s a little bit more bald than before ”

"Is it?" Pu Yunchuan touched her hair, and immediately responded, quickly angrily said: "When did the labor and capital become bald? That is, the hairline was slightly higher. Is it still early to leave bald?"

In the meantime, suddenly the ringtone of the mobile phone rang, and the song of the ancient Phoenix legend suddenly rang loudly.

My little cousin heard the song and said: "Cousin, please change your ringtone quickly. My mom found you a blind date. You are too low."

"You know a mature man who listens to the legend of the Phoenix" Pu Yunchuan took a look at him and answered the phone: "Who?"

"Fat, the Cavaliers Academy test has begun. Where are you from? Not online yet?"

"Er" Pu Yunchuan froze for a moment, then whispered: "It's a bit inconvenient at the relative's house, can this plot slow down?"

"How slow?" The dog brother on the phone rolled his eyes. "You are a stand-alone game in your family? It's still slow. If you don't go online and someone will name you, your mission will fail even if you don't." Let me tell you, if those of us who have been doing long-term tasks fail, it will be nowhere to return. After returning home, there will be several farms and ranches open. We have to move bricks! "

"Don't you help me find a way to delay the time, I immediately find a machine to go online" Pu Yunchuan was anxious when he heard to move bricks, as the earliest batch of old players, if they are mixed up behind or live by moving bricks, this Isn't it as sad as reality?

The game can't pretend to force the meaning of life?

Thinking of this, Pu Yunchuan quickly asked: "Little cousin, do you have a virtual machine at home?"

"Some of them were originally in the sister's room, but the sister's room is going to be furnished with a new house, and now it is in the grandma's room."

"Well, if you have one, take me quickly," Pu Yunchuan said quickly.

"Cousin is going to play games at this time?" The younger cousin suddenly looked weird, reminding: "The girlfriend introduced to you by my mother will still have ten minutes to reach the battlefield."

"I went online to do a task and came out soon," Pu Yunchuan said quickly.

It seems that the cousin's lack of a girlfriend is not only the reason for the appearance, the little cousin said silently.

The two walked all the way into Grandma's room and saw the virtual machine in the center. Pu Yunchuan's eyes lit up and he quickly plugged in and sat in.

"The size is a bit small," Pu Yunchuan frowned suddenly.

"Crap, isn't it?" The little cousin rolled his eyes. The virtual machine was bought by her elder sister. Of course, the size was tailored to her. If you feel relaxed, can she marry?

"By the way, what kind of game did my cousin play?" The younger cousin was so obsessed with seeing his eldest cousin that he even ignored the blind date and asked curiously.

"Xinghai" Pu Yunchuan verified the game fingerprint.

"Xinghai? Brother, do you have a number?" Little cousin suddenly came to spirit.

"Do you know this game?" Pu Yunchuan froze.

"Who doesn't know now? I am crazy about this masterpiece online, I have discovered it long ago, and now there are two thousand places in the queue."

"That's good," Pu Yunchuan nodded, but then suddenly remembered something, and quickly said: "You are only 13 years old, you can't enter the virtual machine?"

State expressly stipulates that minors cannot enter the virtual world

"Well, there is always a way," the little cousin smiled.

Pu Yunchuan immediately whispered, and couldn't help lamenting that children are really doing now, and adults should have enjoyed them in advance, such as betel nuts, such as girlfriends

"How is the cousin mixing in the Xinghai?" The little cousin curiously asked.

"That's not funny to you" As soon as he mentioned this, Pu Yunchuan finally found a trace of his brother's dignity and proudly said: "Who in the game doesn't know my first ** Linggan brother?"

"The elven forum said that the origin of all evil, g you too beautiful is your cousin?" Little cousin suddenly awe, more shocked than knowing that the other party is an eleven-year-old player.

"Hush, be low-key!" Pu Yunchuan suddenly smiled with pride.

The voice just fell, and a familiar electronic sound came: Dear player: g you are too beautiful and hello, you have logged in to the game, you will enter the game interface in ten seconds, please don't move.

"Huh?" The cousin on the side suddenly froze for a moment. How did he feel that his cousin was glowing?

Is this the legendary pretending aura?

No, this Nima seems to be real light, this is not a problem with the virtual machine?

Thinking of this, his cousin quickly stood up and quickly said: "Hello cousin you", the voice did not fall, but I saw a strong flash of light, and then Pu Yunchuan in the game warehouse disappeared.

The little cousin stayed in a daze for a while, with a look of embarrassment on his face

This **** horse situation? ——

On the other side, a middle-aged woman on the road, who looks like a six-seven point image with her little cousin, led a mother and daughter along the way.

"What do you say your nephew did?" Asked the mother curiously.

"It seems to be a piece of computer software, and the salary is still quite high, 10,000 or 20,000 a month." The woman who was obviously the mother of her little cousin quickly helped her nephew to say good things.

"Program ape?" The girl behind her asked.

Girls look pretty, belong to the type of small family jasper, this girl is obviously very popular with adults.

"It seems that" Aunt nodded.

The girl frowned slightly when she heard the words, and she was obviously disappointed.

This is not that she has a prejudice against the profession of programmer ape but that women in this world have a prejudice against the profession of programmer ape

After all, the greasy reputation is outside, most of the people engaged in this trip are either fat houses or bald, and few boutiques survive.

In the blind date, their teachers belong to a unique class, the nature of their work is respected, the working environment is relatively simple, and there are many vacations. Usually, they are not as busy as other jobs. They have a lot of time to take care of their families. It can be said that they are the most popular on the market. type.

In contrast, doctors and civil servants can only be ranked second, and compared with men, the program ape is obviously out of fifth gear!

The status is slightly higher than that of moving bricks, lower than that of Lan Xiang ’s graduated excavator hands and New Oriental chef

In contrast, it is almost as unpopular as the female sales or public relations of the female side.

Seeing the woman showing such a look, the aunt secretly panicked in her heart and quickly said: "But my nephew is relatively honest and has a gentle personality. I never lose my temper. I usually save money, and I keep it in the bank for a few years of work. It ’s the most type of living at home, and "speaking aunt said in a small voice:" His father ’s old house has just been demolished, and he has lost several houses and two large commercial facades. His family is his only child. "

"This" the woman's mother's eyes lighted up, and the girl's face looked a little better.

It sounds like the conditions are good. Although the program ape is greasy, but the salary is also high, there are so many houses and facades, it is still a choice to look at, but the premise cannot be a fat house or bald.