I Have a Bunch of Players on Earth

"My mother, I have given all the money. It doesn't matter if people go or not?" Pu Yunchuan was dragged by a middle-aged woman like a dead pig, and a fat face was full of reluctance.

"Nonsense," the middle-aged woman glanced back at Pu Yunchuan and said, "That's your pro cousin, what would it be like if your elder brother didn't show up?"

"Watchful" Pu Yunchuan whispered, "And I'm not familiar with it. I haven't contacted for two or three years. The first two days were suddenly so diligent, isn't it just for that kind of gift money?"

"What's the matter?" The woman glared at him: "This is a human relationship. Isn't it necessary to stare at you when you give someone away?"

"That's not true," Pu Yunchuan said with a sneer: "My family may not really need to pay back in their lifetime."

"You still have a face to say!" The middle-aged woman didn't make a call, and looked at Pu Yunchuan's head: "It's almost thirty years old, and I haven't found a wife for the old lady. I really lost my Pu family. face"

Pu Yunchuan covered her head, feeling no pain or itching, a little strange in her heart, my mother looked very hard at that moment, did not feel a little? Could it be that you are more solid?

"I tell you, this time your aunt gave you one of the phases, that is, your cousin's friend, that girl is a thief, and is an elementary school teacher. You will be able to give my old lady a better performance and don't embarrass her. "

"I knew" Pu Yunchuan rolled his eyes, and his heart grew more helpless.

After the mother kicked, Pu Yunchuan was rushed to the mother's house all the way to a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water.

At this time, there were several tables of mahjong in the living room of the grandfather. The mother first took Pu Yunchuan to recognize a round of relatives. In the past, the new year's mother would bring him to come for a round, but there were too many people. He could not recognize it. .

But for some reason this year, Pu Yunchuan suddenly found that he seemed quite impressed. Many times the mother had n’t started to introduce it, Pu Yunchuan called it, what little grandfather, four uncles, etc., the information seemed to come from his mind Burst out of the corner

The old people who were called were all stunned, and then smiled: "Yo, Chuanwazi finally remember people?"

Pu Yunchuan was also stunned. I did n’t understand how he was suddenly so bright today.

"Well, it's not bad, the spirit is more than before." Grandpa looked at him and smiled: "Not as greasy as before."

"Is it?" Pu Yunchuan froze for a moment, just made a three-hour car on the road, according to his physique, should his face start to have gas already?

With curiosity, he took a picture with the phone and found that the reflection on the screen was completely different from before. His hair was fresh and his face was clean. Although he was still a fat face, he looked a lot more energetic.

Is it because of the use of Hifis? Pu Yunchuan touched his head curiously and secretly said.

"Are you looking for a daughter-in-law?" Pu Yunchuan hadn't had time to be happy for two seconds, and the relative's three bursts came the first one.

"No," Pu Yunchuan said guilty.

"Where did you buy the house?"

"Not yet bought"

"Which school did you graduate from? What work are you doing now? How much is your salary?"

Pu Yunchuan: ""

A series of combos made Pu Yunchuan frustrated and turned to seek help like a mother, only to find that when the mother had ran to the table and played cards, Pu Yunchuan felt a bleak moment.

You brought your son into the wolf den.

After the relatives discovered that he had a miserable life, no car, room or daughter-in-law, they all arrogantly dropped him a few words with their own children, and finally let him leave with satisfaction.

Pu Yunchuan fled in embarrassment, and found his little cousin in the corner. Theoretically, he should be chatting with his peers after falling behind the elders.

But Pu Yunchuan was a little guilty. First of all, he would n’t play cards, and the young people of the same age as him at the table seemed to be not of the same grade as him, all dressed smartly, holding Apple ’s latest mobile phone, and the keys hanging around his waist Bao Niu is Audi

He remembered that his cousins ​​seemed to have to run the project with relatives because they couldn't afford to pass the school, right? Why are there so many one by one? After working for so many years, a domestically produced Changan is still reluctant to buy it

So in the final analysis, who is the high-paying profession in the rumor-making program?

Came to the little cousin, Pu Yunchuan looked at the other party, at this time the other party was using the mobile phone to put a virtual screen in the Glory League.

He remembers that my little cousin seems to be only twelve years old. He is playing competitive games at a young age.

Pu Yunchuan suddenly has a feeling of finding the year-end

At this time, the opponent had just finished a game, and two failed typings appeared on the screen. The younger cousin's young face showed an annoyed color, exasperated and said: "Spicy chicken orders, uncle you!"

Looking at the little cousin who spits fragrantly, Pu Yunchuan's eyes narrowed slightly, and a smile appeared: "If you lose, you don't need to be impatient. The more impatient you are, the easier it will be to kneel behind" Pu Yunchuan said Talk of years of experience!

"Huh?" The child turned back and looked at Pu Yunchuan. After seeing the coming person, he froze for a moment. "Cousin, do you play this too?"

"Play for a while, play for a while, an eleven-year old player." Pu Yunchuan smiled slightly.

The child immediately apologized and quickly said: "The cousin came to help me play a game, I will qualify for the game, this will be lost if I lose again!"

"That's it." Pu Yunchuan heard a little bit of activity, and said lightly: I haven't played it for a long time. Just try it. Don't blame me if you are pitted.

The cousin's face rejoiced: "It's easy to say"

"By you, is this a bronze upgrade?"

The little cousin froze for a moment.

Looking at the other party's expression, Pu Yunchuan's expression suddenly dignified, and secretly said: Is it that the younger cousin is already a silver player? Qualification is extraordinary, it seems that this time I have to put out all my strength.

The cousin "I'm promoted to master" froze.

Grandmaster?

Pu Yunchuan's eyelids twitched, apparently a little unbelievable, and he quickly adjusted the other party's game information and looked at it, Ma Ma, really drilled a hundred wins, the key is still the number one in the king's area.

This Nima

Are the little dolls so powerful now?

Pu Yunchuan was silent for a moment, and then turned off the screen and said: "Your sister is married, so many relatives are here, it is not good for you to play games all the time, let's talk about something else"

"Oh" little cousin nodded cleverly.

"Are you in sixth grade or first grade this year?" Pu Yunchuan asked an elder gesture.

"First day"

"Oh, how about studying? Can't you be as loose as elementary school when you are in junior high school? If you don't grasp it, it will be difficult to make up if you don't lay a good foundation later. How many points did you get? "

Cousin: "More than 680, average test, not as good as my girlfriend"

Pu Yunchuan: ""

"Eh? Cousin, where are you going?" The younger cousin saw Pu Yunchuan got up without saying a word, and hurriedly asked. Did he think he said something wrong?

Oops, no good! It seems that he has fallen in love early, he will not sue my mother?

Pu Yunchuan: "I'm going to smoke a cigarette to calm down"

"Let's have a cousin together" The younger cousin was afraid that the other party would report himself. He quickly stood up diligently and took out a bag of emperor from his bag and stuffed it into Pu Yunchuan's arms.

Pu Yunchuan looked at the other party's skill, silently withdrew the Double Happiness he was preparing to take out.

Or finish it early and go back to play the game, Pu Yunchuan silently thought.