I Became a Fanboy of the Villain

HOLDING YOU IN A CORNER EVERYONE DOES NOT KNOW OF.

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The colour of the sky got darker and darker. Wen Zhu Zhi wandered about then felt that it was about time. Thus, he coughed a few times and he pretended that he unintentionally walked up to Bai Zhi, very formally voicing out, “That……”

“What’s wrong?” Bai Zhi tilted his head and looked at him.

Wen Zhu Zhi frowned.

“You were feeling uncomfortable just now.”

“I……”

“It’s very cold here at night.”

“Ah……?”

“So——” Wen Zhu Zhi glanced at him, his voice somewhat faltering, “I’ll just, help you get warmer.”

After saying that, he then sat by his side. His arms stretched out to hug him and he voiced, “Come, I’ll let you pounce on me here.”

Bai Zhi froze for a while, it followed with his eyes widening, and he firmly shook his head, “I can’t, it violates the military regulations.”

“The military regulations have changed,” Wen Zhu Zhi coldly spoke.

“Now, it’s me, as your superior, ordering you to be intimate with me.”

The words fell and the entire place fell silent.

“……Whoa1.” The system was cracking seeds as it watched the play2 on the other side. “The pepper wasn’t wasted, Uncle is very glad.”

Bai Zhi was puzzled and completely ignored the system’s statement, only foolishly looking at Wen Zhu Zhi, “When did the military regulations change?”

“Now.”

“……Okay.” Bai Zhi rubbed his nose and lowered his head to let the jacket draped over him get closer. After finishing, he lifted his head and spoke, “Are you ready?”

“Of course,” Wen Zhu Zhi’s face was serious.

“Then I’ll……” Bai Zhi took a very small deep breath. He brewed up a good mood and straightened his body, suddenly throwing himself forwards.

“Come here!”

Wen Zhu Zhi caught him and the corners of his mouth unconsciously rose.

Bai Zhi buried his head into Wen Zhu Zhi’s bosom, his entire body was warm. A certain easily satisfied demon suddenly felt very happy.

Wen Zhu Zhi saw the man’s foolishly happy appearance and couldn’t help holding him a bit tighter, then he lowered his head and leaned over.

“Are you happy?”

“I’m happy!” Bai Zhi nodded and habitually raised his head to kiss the man. Fortunately, he was stopped by the system in time.

“If you kiss him now, he won’t hold you.”

“Why?”

“He would die to save face,3” the system voiced. “If you go kiss him, he’ll definitely immediately push you away. After that, he’ll put on an act and tell you inspirational words4. All men are like that.”

“Aren’t we also men——”

“You’re a demon, I’m a machine. We’re different5,” the system retorted. “Wen Zhu Zhi’s character is just like that, get used to it.”

Bai Zhi was a little frustrated, “Okay, I won’t kiss him then, I won’t kiss him. I can do other stuff anyway.”

After saying that, he immediately poked Wen Zhu Zhi and spoke clearly, “Wen Zhu Zhi, I like you.”

Said 哇/wa and 哦/o.Chinese audiences used to snack on seeds or nuts whilst watching in theatres in the past. It’s basically saying that the system is an onlooker.死要面子呗 = People who would rather suffer than lose face. Used as irony here.The system defo supports KAM. 

Zenne: The next part might be on Sunday or Monday if I have time. ^_^