I am Vardy

I am the thinker;

I am a bodybuilder;

I am Ultraman;

I am Marilyn Monroe;

I’m a ladies’ man;

...

Vardy looked at his teammates who let themselves go one by one, wondering who is the funny one?

The best I can do is twitch my butt, but you guys are better off, you bunch of coquettish bitches.

So, before the World Cup finals, the England team left a starting photo that would go down in history.

A mixture of boos and boos came from the stands, while the fans in front of the TV were defeated again by England's funny guys. They were stunned and laughed until their stomachs ached.

After taking photos, the opponents Spanish players ran to their respective seats and prepared to start the game. When they looked back and saw the scene of England taking photos, each of them felt as uncomfortable as eating a fly.

Are you sure we are on the same planet?

Why is it that places with Vardy always have such a strange style of painting?

But no one stipulated that posing for photos was not allowed, so everyone, including the referee, could only watch these coquettish bitches let themselves go.

After enough fuss, the England players high-fived each other and ran onto the court. It must be said that after such a fuss, their psychological pressure was gone.

Teammates finally understood why Vardy is often so unpredictable. It’s no wonder that Vardy always has a big heart on the court. If he lets himself go so unscrupulously, there’s nothing he can’t do!

Sometimes, the fire of funny spreads little by little until it illuminates every corner of the world.

With the referee's whistle, this world-famous World Cup final finally officially started. However, at this time, the Spanish players were still immersed in the eye-catching looks of the English players and could not extricate themselves.

Marilyn Monroe, my goddess, her image has been ruined like this, damn Ferdinand!

If we can digitize the current morale status of the players of both teams, we can easily draw conclusions.

England's morale is at 100%, and there are even signs of overflowing, while Spain has only just passed. This is due to their experience in many battles. If they are young, they may start to doubt life at this time.

Villa passed the ball to Iniesta, and Spain showed its strong passing and control capabilities in the first second of the game. This is a Matador team that has reached its peak. They dare to play against any team. Stick to your own style of play in front of the team.

England obviously expected this. They deployed heavy troops in the midfield and backfield, completely giving up the fight for the ball and giving the initiative to their opponents. Even in the opening stage, England did not even think about launching a counterattack.

If you throw the handkerchief in the backcourt, we will move a small bench to watch the fun in the midfield, just like watching our own children. But if you dare to go to the midfield to make mischief, don't blame your father for being ruthless.

Facts have proved that Spain is a naughty child who always wants to show off in front of his father, and then his butt will be beaten to pieces.

Xavi passed the ball horizontally to Iniesta, and Iniesta received the ball and changed direction to avoid Gerrard's defense and suddenly dribbled the ball forward. If it were normal, this would definitely disrupt England's play. Defensive placement.

But now that Vardy is running around in the midfield, there is no need to worry too much about this problem. He sees the right time and stabs out diagonally. A precise and fatal flying tackle not only scoops up the ball, but also allows Iniesta to fly several times. meters away, which made Iniesta still doubtful in mid-air, why the hell am I flying?

Two minutes later, Xavi circled in front of Vardy, trying to get past Vardy's center of gravity. Anyway, no matter what people think, Vardy hates people spinning in front of him the most. Without saying a word, he pushed his knee forward and pushed it into Xavi's crotch. He knocked him to the ground directly and jumped forward. It's a long way out.

The foul was not big, and it did not prevent Spain from having a good opportunity. The referee only awarded Spain a free kick, but did not give Vardy a warning, let alone a yellow card.

In Spain's next attack, Vardy was even more straightforward. He used his explosive power to suddenly get stuck in front of Alonso, causing Alonso to lose his balance and get the ball. Due to the nature of the brutal collision, he didn't even get a foul.

For a time, the entire field was filled with scenes of Vardy confronting Spanish players, making people clearly realize that even if Vardy doesn't score, he is still the most dazzling person on the field.

Someone has made statistics. As long as Vardy is on the court in a game, Vardy is definitely the player who has been violated the most. At the same time, he is also the player who has violated others the most.

The fact that he has violated others the most times shows that Vardy is very aggressive and works hard at all times;

And he has been violated the most, which shows that Vardy is very hated on the court...

This game clearly demonstrated this point. Vardy mercilessly bullied Spanish players, but the Spaniards are not vegetarians. Once Vardy gets the ball, people from all directions will come around and they can't wait to give Vardy a kick... ....

The game is very fierce and exciting, and the two sides are strangled in the midfield. If you really don't understand football, you might confuse it with rugby.

This is in line with the expectations of the fans. Sometimes the excitement of the game does not lie in the number of goals scored by both sides. At the level of England and Spain, every move may have endless charm.

However, after playing for nearly 20 minutes, the players from both sides lowered their rhythm in unison, wanting to take a breath and getting cramps if they didn't take a break.

At this time, technical statistics showed that Spain's ball possession rate after the opening game had reached 80%, completely crushing England. However, in terms of threatening offense, the two sides were evenly matched, and neither of them was able to threaten the opponent's goal.

Spanish fans feel that their team is so great. They can crush their opponents on the biggest stage, the World Cup final. This is Spain's greatest honor.

But the problem is, even if your ball possession rate reaches 100%, but you haven’t scored a single goal, can the referee judge you to win this game?

In the final analysis, ball possession rate is only a reference data and is not the basis for determining the outcome of the game at all.

But just when Spain finished breathing and was about to continue fighting with England in the midfield, England finally showed its fangs.

The midfield defense is still solid, but once Spain's attack is ended, England immediately switches from defense to offense, no matter where it is, and goes straight towards Spain's goal with murderous intent!