I am Vardy

The fans in the stands roared like a tsunami, turning the stadium into a crater that could erupt at any time before the game started. The endless hot magma was ready to soar into the sky and annihilate the entire world.

After the ball boy left the court, the players from the two teams lined up on both sides, moved forward in turn, and shook hands with each other.

This kind of superficial work is necessary, it is for everyone to see, but at the same time it is like saying hello, shaking hands, and then going on stage is a matter of life and death.

Vardy is very familiar with Spain's starting 11, no matter in his past life or in his life.

However, there is only one person who is really familiar with him, Pique. Chairman Piqué has made significant progress. He was only a marginal player at Manchester United before, but as he gradually established a foothold in Barcelona, ​​he also became the main central defender in Spain. He is tall and tall. With his stature and excellent foot skills, he is definitely the central defender that Spain needs most. To a certain extent, he can even play the role of an organizer in the backcourt.

When shaking hands with Pique, Vardy moved his mouth unethically.

"Don't cry when you lose!"

Pique glared at Vardy. If this was not a formal stage, he would not mind pressing Vardy down and rubbing him repeatedly.

Soon, Vardy walked up to Busquets. Although Vardy admitted that Busquets is definitely an outstanding player, the label of drama queen will be hung on him for a lifetime and he will never be able to take it off.

So blessed that Vardy also performed it once when shaking hands with Busquets.

Holding hands with Busquets, Vardy suddenly screamed like a corpse. At the same time, he struggled to break away from Busquets' hand, and then kept swinging it back and forth, as if his hand was crushed.

Seeing Vardy like this, Busquets looked confused and couldn't help but ask himself, did I use too much force?

I feel like I've been tricked.

At this time, the players from both sides had different reactions and their expressions were very exciting.

England's teammates glared at Busquets, ready to fight if they disagreed, but the Spanish players thought Busquets had really attacked Vardy and couldn't laugh or cry.

The fans in the stands booed loudly and made various boos. Some scolded Busquets and some scolded Vardy. This was related to their stance.

The fans in front of the TV have already seen clearly what is going on through the slow motion just now.

The two hands just touched each other, and it was obvious that Busquets was not exerting any force at all, otherwise he would not be in such a relaxed state. Vardy was just pretending.

"Nima, you were in your final exams when you were acting in front of Professor Bu!"

"Busquets: I don't know when my hands were so strong!"

"Vardy has started before the game even starts. God knows what Vardy is going to do in this game!"

...

The referee did not let the two sides cause any big trouble. He quickly stood up from the middle, separated the players on both sides, and then warned Busquets.

Busquets felt aggrieved and kept explaining to the referee, but this explanation was very pale.

In fact, even if the referee knows that Vardy is responsible for the trouble, he may not warn Vardy for this trivial matter. One more thing is worse than one less thing, especially when facing Vardy, one more thing means more danger. .

Don't think that because Vardy has restrained himself a lot recently, you can just hang around in front of him. Nature is easy to change, especially this game is the World Cup final. According to past practice, the bigger the stage of the game, the more likely Vardy will cause trouble. The bigger it is, so be careful in everything.

Vardy walked away with a smile, ignoring Busquets' resentful eyes at all.

In fact, Vardy feels that as a defensive midfielder, Busquets' appearance is not up to par. Even if he is not as fleshy as Gattuso, he should at least be angular and not give people the impression of "this guy is not good." How do you give your opponent a psychological deterrent first?

Are you following the "biting dog does not bark" mentality?

Forget it, don’t say anything else. With your face, you are a born actor!

...

Players from both sides returned to their respective queues and stood in two rows, preparing to take family photos. This is also a necessary process for every game.

Vardy hates the same life. Seeing the photographer already posing in a seductive pose, he has the urge and desire to do something.

"1...2...3...eggplant!"

"Kacha"

When the cameraman called three, Vardy suddenly turned his head, as if he was reacting subconsciously when someone called him over there.

The photographer looked at the replay and saw that all the England players had smiles on their faces, only Vardy's big back of his head was so conspicuous.

The photographer couldn't blame Vardy, he had no choice but to start over.

Of course, he still reminded Vardy tactfully to wait until the photo shoot is over.

Vardy nodded politely and showed no impatient expression at all. His teammates looked at him strangely. Although they had a bad feeling in their hearts, they still cooperated and took the family photo again.

"1...2...3...eggplant!"

"Kacha"

Then instantly the photographer's face was filled with black lines.

You're a bit over the top!

Just now you just gave me the back of my head, but this time you gave me your ass, right?

When he shouted three, Vardy not only turned his head and whole body this time, but also raised his butt. The most annoying thing is that his butt also twisted a few times. If the photographer didn't know that Vardy did it on purpose Yes, then his life was in vain.

Dear, please stop making trouble, there will be a competition later, so hurry up and finish it.

Needless to say, the photo was also invalidated.

The teammates looked at Vardy with a bad expression. What are you going to do?

Vardy opened his palms and explained to his teammates with an innocent look: "It's so boring to always take family photos like this. This is the World Cup final. Maybe it's just this once in a lifetime. If we don't play something new, it's worthy of our youth." What?"

The England players, including captain Beckham, all looked thoughtful.

If there was no Vardy, then they would definitely think that such a thing is shocking, but since Vardy came out and made jokes rampant, it seems that all unreasonable things have become reasonable, and unknowingly, their cognition has also changed. A sea change has taken place.

Yes, the World Cup is the biggest stage in world football, and they may only experience it once in their lifetime, so why not let themselves go?

Soon, the England players, who had figured it out, became excited and urged the photographers to take pictures of them. They wanted to leave the best memories and moments.

The photographer looked at the English players' coquettish looks in pain, with a look of despair on his face!