I am Vardy

The cotton ball got in my ear and I couldn't get it out!

Vardy felt his brain was itchy from being scratched by the cotton ball, and wanted to get it out as soon as possible, but this thing is like this, the more you want to grab something, the more you will stay away from it.

Then Heynckes, who was standing in front of Vardy, was dumbfounded. He wanted to tell Vardy again before the game started, but why did Vardy keep digging his ears?

Picking one's ears when one speaks, is one's disdain for one's own words, disdain to listen to one's ears at all?

Impossible!

Then, Heynckes saw that Vardy's expression became awkward, as if he wanted something from others, but he was too embarrassed to say it.

"Old man, help me dig my ears? The cotton ball can't get out!"

Vardy's embarrassment, Heynckes swore, he had never seen before.

Let me dig your ears for you?

Aren't you afraid that my vinegar-bowl-sized fingers will go in one ear and come out the other?

And then the brains are all over the floor?

Shaking his head in disgust, Heynckes originally planned to tell Vardy a few words, but at this time he has changed his mind, turned around and shook his head, leaving Vardy petrified in place.

The game is about to start, and Vardy has no choice but to walk to the player channel. As for the little things in his ears, he can only slowly figure out a way.

The referee blew his whistle, and this much-watched contest was about to begin.

The United States is very cautious. Although it has good strength and not many opponents in Central and North America, it is obviously not enough to put it on the big stage of the World Cup. At least they themselves know this very well. The United States is far from England's opponent.

From the perspective of origin, except for the native primitive tribes, most of the remaining people in the United States are immigrants from the United Kingdom. It can be said that they are of the same origin, and the sport of football is also passed from the United Kingdom.

So, can the United Kingdom be regarded as the FA of the United States?

Especially in terms of football, it seems that the United States has no resistance at all in front of England.

Fortunately, they are also aware of this, so from the very beginning of the game, the United States has set up a position in the midfield.

Let's defend first, if you don't defend first, you won't even have a chance to defend in the future.

This is in line with everyone's expectations for this game. If the newborn calf of the US team is not afraid of the tiger's stunned head and storms England, everyone must think that the US coach has taken the wrong medicine, and then the US Football Association will announce that the little old man is dismissed from get out of class the next day.

England naturally invaded unceremoniously, you have opened the door, why should I be polite to you?

Beckham was organized in an orderly manner in the midfield, Rooney was at the forefront, Shuangde took turns to insert behind, and there was Lennon who dribbled the ball desperately. England's offensive momentum was mighty and mighty.

This configuration, if Vardy is added, it will be so beautiful to England fans.

No, we already have Vardy!

Why didn't you see this funny thing?

After watching the excitement for a long time, the fans were so excited that it was only at this time that the fans reacted.

Vardy is the number one superstar in England, the absolute core figure of the arrow, how can we do without him, he is the sharpest weapon in England, and everyone is counting on him to attack the city, so soon, everyone will focus on On Vardy.

After watching for a while, the fans gradually turned from anticipation to surprise, and finally to bewilderment.

When others attacked, Vardy was picking his ears;

When someone else shoots, Vardy is picking his ears;

When others are defending, Vardy is still digging his ears;

It seems that the only thing left in Vardy's whole world is picking his ears. In Vardy's eyes, the whole world is just a cloud, and nothing is as important as picking his ears.

Do you want to dig so hotly?

Dear, wake up, this is not a shampoo room, this is a stadium.

"Watching Vardy dig my ears, my ears suddenly felt itchy, as if tens of thousands of ants were crawling. Can any kind person help me dig my ears?"

"I might be on the wrong channel again,

Isn't the World Cup broadcast live here? "

"You should be thankful that Vardy was just quietly picking his ears, instead of taking off his sneakers and sitting on the ground picking his feet openly..."

 …

After the surprise, the fans had incredible discussions, which seemed to have returned to their familiar rhythm-Valdy's unscrupulous play.

The teammates expressed that they were speechless. Although Vardy's hard paddling did not prevent England from suppressing the US team, the problem was that they were all waiting for Vardy to score. Rooney alone charged in front of the team, and the United States scored every minute. The defender was able to pluck out the little fat man's little hair.

But the problem is that Vardy is really uncomfortable.

This is the first time that Vardy feels so clearly that he has a brain. If it weren't for the cotton ball feeling like it went into the brain along the cochlea, Vardy always thought he didn't have that thing...

I have no way to play football quietly!

No, I still have to find a way to get the cotton ball out quickly.

If you want to do a good job, you must first sharpen your tools. With cotton balls in your ears, you can't concentrate on playing football!

After thinking about it, Vardy walked up to Beckham and looked at Beckham pitifully.

"Honey, the cotton ball got in my ear, help me dig it out?"

Beckham was taken aback, almost vomiting blood.

Nima, how about this competition, can I clean your ears for you?

Like the Arabian Nights, Beckham has never felt so incredible.

He even had a sense of déjà vu when he walked to the side of the road and was greeted by a girl leaning on the wall.

"Grandfather, let's play!"

Taking a difficult step, Beckham turned around with a strange expression and left, ignoring Vardy because he really felt uncomfortable.

Vardy, on the other hand, looked dull.

I was rejected?

It seems that picking ears is not a shameful act. No one will say that we have a romantic relationship between the two of us. Why can't it work?

Forget it, I'll let someone else help.

Gerald?

Lampard?

Rooney?

 …

No, this group of rough guys don't know what pity is, rough hands and rough feet, maybe they can help me take out the cotton balls, but my ears are probably useless, so I can't count on them at all.

While digging involuntarily, while thinking for a long time, Vardy couldn't find a suitable target, and couldn't help feeling frustrated.

Suddenly, Vardy's eyes stayed on the person in front of him, and his eyes lit up.

Yes, it's you!

Under the gaze of everyone, Vardy walked towards the penalty area of ​​the US team, as if he was going to ambush there.

The American defensive player couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat. Vardy didn't play much just now, is he going to kill this time?

But they obviously thought too much.

Vardy continued to walk until he reached American goalkeeper Howard.

"Hey, brother, help me dig my ears, the cotton ball can't get out!"

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