I am Vardy

On the third day of the World Cup, England played against the US team, the biggest competitor in the group.

This is the first appearance of the Three Lions, the favorites to win the championship, and naturally it has attracted countless eyes.

Even if they are favored again before the game, when the real sword is on the field, who knows whether England can match Noah's performance?

At least the United States is not an easy opponent to deal with.

Counting the previous World Cups, the performance of the United States is not much worse than that of England. Although the United States is known as a football desert, the development of the major football league is also impressive. This is worth learning from a certain country.

At the pre-match press conference, American coach Bradley Sr. said that the US team will do their best in this game, but as for the final result, it may still depend on England's performance. The US team is more practical. The goal is to lose as few games as possible, because the United States will also compete with Côte d'Ivoire for second place in the group.

Although such a statement seems and can discourage American fans, American fans don't think there is anything wrong.

England is stronger than England, and the United States is not as good as England. The objective facts are here, and you must always follow it. It is by no means that you can fly out of the solar system if your will is strong.

And England has no special views on the US team. It is nothing more than an ordinary opponent. It is not so strong that England is afraid, nor is it so weak that England can get whatever it wants. There is still room for error for small accidents, so the players are very relaxed and do not feel the slightest pressure.

But as long as it is a competition, there is no such thing as a sure victory. Even if there is a huge difference in strength, there are other factors, such as the African specialty that has made everyone irritated these two days-vuvuzela.

If Vardy is most impressed by the World Cup in South Africa, it is definitely this weapon that makes noise.

It is said that this thing was originally used by African indigenous people to drive away baboons. After being made into a modern version of vuvuzela, it became a local special cheering tool.

The International Hearing Organization has conducted a decibel test on vuvuzela and found that its sound has reached more than 120 decibels, which is enough to cause permanent damage to human hearing, or even loss of hearing. It is simply a big killer.

Vardy doesn't understand why FIFA still allows fans to bring vuvuzelas into the stadium. When this thing sounds, not to mention the players on the field can't stand it, even the fans themselves can't stand it, and many people even have to wear earplugs to watch it. ball.

Many people have complained, hoping that FIFA can ban this "weapon", however, Blatter has expressed support for South African fans.

"This is part of South African culture. Since you come to South Africa, you should accept South African culture and the way South African people celebrate!"

This fart is extremely stinky.

According to this meaning, African cannibals still have a tradition of cannibalism. When I come to watch the game, do I have to eat someone before I can buy a ticket?

Also, most of the Americans play American football, so when the World Cup is held in the United States, do they have to do as the Romans do and play according to the rules of American football?

That's great, the United States must agree with both hands and feet!

Let's all play football!

In fact, it's easy to understand. If it wasn't for the support of African brothers, Blatter's butt would be so crooked?

Forget it, everything is politics.

In such an environment of terrifying noise, it is hard to say how well England can perform. Therefore, this game is not a sure thing.

The day before the game, an interesting thing happened, which diluted the tense atmosphere of the game.

In the 2008 European Cup, Uncle Paul, the octopus that became popular all over the world because of his super-accurate prediction rate, returned to the rivers and lakes, and once again predicted the outcome of the game, and the first game that Uncle Paul predicted was exactly This contest between England and the United States.

Under the watchful eyes of many reporters, Uncle Paul was between England and the United States,

Choosing England made many people involuntarily exclaim.

It was originally predicted that Paul, the emperor octopus, also chose England. It seems that England is a sure win.

In this regard, when Vardy was asked about this in an interview, he said very easily that if Uncle Paul dared to choose the US team, then he would not mind stewing it at all...

In fact, many fans who were predicted to lose by Paul hated Uncle Paul deeply, and couldn't stop clamoring for "seafood soup" every day.

"We only need four potatoes, olive oil, and a little pepper. These alone are enough to make Paul unlucky!"

However, from the beginning to the end, Paul lived well until the end of his life.

Vardy really wants to know, how will Paul predict the next knockout round?

Of course, in fact, Paul the octopus usually only predicted the German team's games in his previous life, but now there are variables, which may be due to the idea of ​​taking advantage of England's east wind. Who makes England receive unrivaled attention!

With much anticipation, the England premiere has finally arrived.

During the warm-up at the Royal Bafokeng Stadium in Rustenburg, the high-decibel vuvuzela produced by the fans in the stands has already made Vardy dizzy. He swears, the sound is uncomfortable. From the bottom of my heart.

I really wonder why these gangsters are so good at taking this sip. Could it be that after hearing this noise, they are as impulsive as taking a small blue pill?

The English teammates, and even the American players on the opposite field, did not perform much better than Vardy. Maybe it will be better after getting used to it, but the first experience is always very annoying.

Back in the locker room, Vardy asked the team doctor for a ball of tampons, divided them into two and stuffed them into his ears. In contrast, KTV subwoofers are powerless.

This time I feel much better, and I should be able to play football with peace of mind.

The teammates followed suit one after another, stuffing cotton balls in their ears to ensure that they would be less disturbed first. As for whether they could hear the shouts of their teammates on the field, it was no longer important.

Just when Vardy was about to walk out of the locker room with his teammates to play, Heynckes suddenly stopped Vardy.

Vardy only saw Heynckes opening his mouth and saying something non-stop. There was a sound, but he couldn't hear it clearly.

Yes, I still have cotton balls in my ears!

He was about to pick out the cotton ball with his finger, first listen to what Heynckes had to say, maybe it was something important!

Um?

Nima!

As soon as his fingers touched the cotton ball, Vardy secretly yelled that he was not good!

The cotton ball went in!

Vardy quickly used his fingers to use various angles and postures to continue digging out, but after a long time, he couldn't even touch the cotton ball.

Made!

The cotton ball won't go into your brain, will it?

Vardy's expression at the time was like beeping a dog, as ugly as it could be!

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