I am Vardy

Sitting on the bench is really boring, especially in this kind of game where the outcome is completely irrelevant. Presumably everyone's thoughts are already on the final awards.

Vardy really doesn't know how those ten-thousand-year substitutes survived. He really needs to be mentally stronger, otherwise he would have collapsed long ago.

Can't sit still!

Vardy felt like he was about to suffer from hemorrhoids.

No, have to have some fun.

After thinking about it, Vardy took out a deck of poker cards, which are cheating poker cards produced by the system, and he knew what card it was by looking at the back, while others looked the same as normal poker cards.

"Come on, come on, it's boring anyway, why don't we start a gamble!" Vardy yelled loudly.

The teammates looked at the poker cards in Vardy's hands in horror.

You want to play poker on the bench?

It's so...exciting!

Seeing that there was no suspense about the outcome of the game, and it was even less meaningful. The main players were actually bored for a long time. Now that someone is playing cards, how could they not be interested.

"I'm coming, I'm coming!"

"Count me in!"

"Look at my gambler!"

 …

Soon, the teammates gathered together and formed a circle.

Many stars are gamblers, such as Irving, Rooney, Gudjohnsen, etc. Even Vardy liked to gamble in his previous life, and Vardy is acting in his true colors.

The fans in the opposite stand saw the players gathered together, but they didn't know what they were doing, but the camera was able to clearly capture this scene. Everyone was dumbfounded when they saw the poker in Vardy's hand.

The game is in full swing here, and you guys want to play cards on the bench?

This is too ridiculous!

But thinking that Vardy is here, it seems that it is not surprising that they do anything!

Compared with Vardy's previous deeds, this is really just pediatrics.

With so many people, it seems that they can only stud. Vardy doesn't have the time to teach them the rules of fighting the landlord one by one, or else these idiots haven't figured out how to play, and the game over there is over!

"So, what's the bet? If it's money, it's meaningless!"

Ibrahimovic said with great interest.

Indeed, it would be inappropriate to gamble in public.

"Otherwise, let's bet on undressing. Before the start of the meeting, we will give everyone three minutes to get dressed, and then use the clothes as a bet. At the end of the game, everyone will take off their clothes and go to the sidelines to interact with the fans. How about it?" ?”

Vardy smirked and said his proposal, anyway, he can cheat, why not play bigger?

His meaning is also easy to understand. For example, the ante bet is two clothes, and Vardy has a big card, so he speaks first.

"A piece of clothing!"

If others think they have a good hand, they can call.

"I follow a dress!"

 …

Of course, the last stud must be all the clothes on the body.

At the end of the game, take off as many clothes as you lose. If you lose all, then I'm sorry, please start your streaking.

Hearing Vardy's proposal, several animals looked at each other in blank dismay, do you want to play such a big game?

But obviously people can't stand the stimulation the most. Stimulated by Vardy's expression of "I know you don't dare to play!", several animals patted their chests and said-who is afraid of whom?

Thus, the stadium-side casino began to operate.

Following Vardy's command, the players on the bench rushed into the locker room like crazy. They must seize the time to arm themselves first. The more clothes they have, the more confident they are!

This hula made everyone baffled, why did the Inter Milan bench players disappear in the blink of an eye?

Is there an earthquake?

Even Mancini is inexplicable, these bastards are going to rebel?

But soon, they reappeared on the sidelines and returned to the bench, but at this time, everyone was three layers inside and three layers outside, wishing to pack themselves into Arabs.

Even Maicon, who has the slowest hands, has three jerseys on his body, and the socks are one pair after another.

Fortunately, this is not Kuxia yet, otherwise they would have smothered themselves to death without losing.

Although Vardy felt that he would not lose, in order to avoid being discovered by his teammates, he also equipped a lot.

The betting has officially begun.

Stankovic, who was afraid of streaking and did not participate, dealt the cards.

After betting on two clothes, the hole cards and the second card were dealt, and it was Maicon's turn to speak.

With one foot on the chair, Maicon said fiercely, "I ordered 10 pieces of clothes, do you dare to follow me?"

But as soon as Maicon finished speaking, he was kicked on the ground by Ibrahimovic, and then the big feet of several people greeted him.

"I don't even have ten pieces of clothes on me!"

"You are letting everyone die together!"

"Day, can you have fun, believe it or not, I'll strip you off every minute!"

 …

Maicon, who was lying on the ground, stretched out his hand weakly at last, and said weakly, "Then I'll put on another piece of clothing!" Then, Maicon lay down again.

Everyone can still afford a piece of clothing, so everyone called up one after another.

When the third card is issued, the situation can already be seen a little bit.

Maicon's grandson was the oldest, and they actually made a pair. The others, including Vardy, seemed to be unreliable.

Maicon became complacent and began to wave again.

"I'm ordering five pieces..." Before I could finish speaking, seeing everyone's unfriendly eyes, I changed my words instantly: "I'm ordering three pieces of clothes, this time the head office will do it!"

This time, everyone was more cautious, and there were a lot of three clothes!

And from the face of the cards, Maicon's pair of Kings is actually not too small. Even after the cards are dealt, they may not necessarily be bigger than a pair of Kings!

So Maxwell folded his cards calmly, Samuel thought about it, and threw his cards too.

Vardy sighed in his heart, you are all wise choices!

However, the others gritted their teeth and followed the bet if they refused to admit defeat.

"I can't believe I can't even match a pair!"

"That's right, my board is clearly a flush!"

After the fourth card was dealt, not to mention that the overall situation was settled, but the situation was already very clear.

Valdi also made a pair on the surface, of course, not as big as K.

At this time, only Vardy, Maicon, Materazzi and Vieira were left on the poker table.

With the last card issued, for Vardy, the situation has been completely clear.

On the bright side, Vardy has a pair of 10s, Maicon has a pair of K, Materazzi has four hearts, and Vieira has a loose card, but there is an A.

Seeing Materazzi's confident appearance, it was as if he had made a flush, and Maicon was also full of confidence, because he felt that his pair of kings was already the biggest, and everyone else was bluffing, so he didn't believe Vier The pull card is really an ace.

Only Vardy has the best bottom among them, because he knows everyone's cards.

Vieira was bluffing, his hole card was not an ace, but he just made a small pair;

Materazzi was also bluffing, he couldn't help but didn't make a flush, not even a pair;

As for Maicon, he is also ostentatious, a pair of kings is his card;

And Vardy's hole card is another 10, that is to say, when the hole card is revealed, Vardy won.

But Vardy is an acting school, how could he not act at this time?

In fact, it is not right, it should be said that acting in his true colors is the most suitable, because he can only make a few animals suspect that he is cheating only by pretending that his hole cards are big.

At this time, everyone has their own ghosts and has become a powerful faction.

"Do you dare to stud!" Materazzi said extremely arrogantly, as if he was going to press all his clothes on.

He was putting pressure on Maicon, if Maicon didn't run, then he had to!

And Maicon was really hesitant at this time, because he was afraid that other people's hole cards would go wrong, but Maicon still thought about his clothes, and finally chose to gamble.

"I ordered three clothes!"

Materazzi looked at Maicon in surprise, "You really dare to continue betting, you are not afraid of such a big card like mine? Well, I fold!"

Quite simply, Materazzi knew he couldn't win, so how could he continue to call.

Vieira is a fierce man, how could he admit cowardly at this time?

"I'll add two more clothes!" A clapping chair shouted loudly.

Maicon's heart skipped a beat, thinking that Vieira is really a couple?

Seeing Maicon's expression, Vardy couldn't help laughing.

At this time, it was his turn to speak, and Vardy said a word with a blank face: "Stud!"

The atmosphere froze in an instant, and everyone's eyes were cast on Vardy, in amazement.

How dare he stud?

Maicon felt something was wrong, and thought to himself, are you bluffing? I don't believe that your cards are so strong.

"Stud!"

Maicon also followed Stud.

This time it was Vieira's turn to fold. If he failed to swindle, he could only dodge himself.

Maicon laughed loudly and started dancing.

"I don't believe you can win, I'm a pair of K, come on!"

After speaking, Maicon revealed his trump card.

Vardy curled his lips and looked at Maicon with a playful look in his eyes.

"Let me calculate how many clothes you should take off in total, 2+1+3+..., no, you stud, you have to run naked, haha!"

After finishing speaking, Vardy flipped his hole card, and it turned out to be a 10.

Maicon fainted instantly, lay on the ground and began to pretend to be dead.

You can't pretend to be dead. Could it be that you are really running naked?

The others gave a neat "tss", expressing their disdain for Maicon's act of pretending to be dead.

"Get up quickly, I will save some face for you, and let you have one piece left on your body, go out and show your face!"

Vardy naturally knew that it was impossible to let Maicon really run naked, leaving a pair of underpants was already the limit.

Although several animals were reluctant, they hoped to concede the bet, and they would not take off completely naked.

So amidst the incredible exclamations of the fans, Inter Milan began to stage a stunning strip show in front of the bench.

A few animals who had discarded their cards at the beginning took off a few clothes, only to find that they still had three layers inside and three layers outside, and then took off the whole thing. The sin of such a long time was in vain;

Materazzi took off the top and the bottom, and finally there was only one sock left besides the underpants. After thinking about it, he simply took off the lone sock and went into battle barefoot;

Vieira was a little careless, this item was a little less grabbed just now, and she felt something was wrong after dragging it, it seemed that she didn't have enough clothes to take off!

So he looked at Vardy pitifully, the meaning couldn't be more obvious.

Honey, let me keep one too!

Vardy waved his hand impatiently, I'm sure!

In the end, it was Maicon. This guy had no room for bargaining. He was stripped naked and only had a pair of underpants on his body.

The exclamation of the fans in the stands was almost piercing through the earth, and the TV broadcast screen no longer captured the shots on the field, but stared closely at the Inter Milan bench, live broadcasting the strip show.

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