I am Vardy

"Mario, didn't you say that your leg hurts yesterday?"

Vardy pinched Balotelli's soft waist and threatened with a smile on his face.

Balotelli grinned, but he would rather die than surrender.

"Boss, don't mess with me, I know you want to play, but I still want to raise the number of league goals to double digits, only one!"

Well, it is good for young people to have goals, and Vardy is too embarrassed to start targeting ideal youth.

"David, are you a little tired? Why don't you rest in the second half?"

Vardy turned his target to Suazo again.

Although Suazo and Vardy are in the same position, they should be in a competitive relationship, but if someone thinks they are a competitor of the World Footballer, it is undoubtedly a bit stupid, so the relationship between Suazo and Vardy is also quite good, and the party usually follows it. field.

However, Vardy's request still made Su Yazuo dumbfounded, and waved his hands again and again: "No, don't hit my attention. My girlfriend is in the stands today. You won't let me end in such a disgraceful way!"

Vardy's face is full of black lines. Since your girlfriend is here, but you just can't score, you might as well just leave the field, so you can say that your injury has affected your strength.

Vardy turned his gaze to Solari again. If Solari noticed it, his eyes immediately turned around, but he didn't meet Vardy's eyes, and then ran out of the locker room without giving Vardy a chance to speak.

The teammates laughed. Without the pressure of winning or losing, the atmosphere in the locker room was very relaxed.

Everyone knows that Vardy must be unable to sit still, his feet are itchy, and he wants to play football, but his teammates just don't let him do what he wants and can make Vardy suffer. Such times are rare.

At this moment, someone stood up and said generously, "Why don't you play for me?"

Vardy was very happy. Finally, someone was willing to take the initiative to give way. While turning his head, he thought proudly in his heart: "After all, there are still good people. You bastards, remember them all!"

But when Vardy turned his head and saw who the person who spoke was, the proud expression on his face froze instantly.

Why are you joining in the fun!

Yes, Cesar wants to give up his position to Vardy. Could it be that Vardy will play in the second half to keep the goal?

The teammates burst out laughing, one by one wishing to roll on the ground, Vardy was really ridiculed.

Facing Vardy's eyes that seemed to kill people, Cesar shrugged and expressed his innocence.

I mean it!

If you don't appreciate it, then you can't blame me!

If there is a goalkeeper's possession card in the system slot now, then Vardy really doesn't mind playing it.

Vardy looked at his teammates who were laughing heartlessly with a dark face, and his heart was still suffocated.

You forced me to do this!

Sitting on the bench in the second half, Vardy began to concentrate on watching the game.

Of course, what you look at is not the content of the game, but who is more embarrassing on the court.

Solari is crazy!

The side dribbled the ball past the two, which drew applause from the fans. Although the last pass was equivalent to a clearance, Solari was still extremely proud.

I was born to excel!

Solari is interpreting this sentence with practical actions.

Vardy is speechless, no goals, no assists, and no help for the team to lead, what are you doing there?

Well, it's up to you!

Pulling out the itch, Vardy took aim at Solari.

It is said that Tickle has played very frequently in Vardy's games recently, and Vardy really can't put it down.

Compared with many cruel props, scratching seems harmless, and most importantly, the effect is very significant. If your skin is not copper-plated, then you don't think you can hold it back.

The tickle scratched at the soles of Solari's feet. At this time, Solari was surfing on the sidelines, and instantly felt extremely itchy under his feet. The whole person seemed to be dancing on an iron board full of steel needles. Yes, you can definitely see that this guy is dancing to the master.

Solari's state makes everyone feel that it is not clear. Is this the secret of Solari's superiority. Before surpassing others, he needs to use strange movements to pray?

It feels like a tribe of cannibals dances around the food to sacrifice before cooking it, which makes people shiver.

Thank you God for giving me food!

Then, Vardy gently sent the tickle to the Solari chrysanthemum, it was really gentle...

Solari just got out of the embarrassment of beriberi, and the next second, the chrysanthemum began to make him scratch his heart and liver again. However, Solari still has hemorrhoids, and the pain and itching invaded at the same time. This feeling is so refreshing!

At this time, he didn't care about embarrassment, Solari hurriedly put his hands behind his back, and scratched vigorously.

one time

twice

three times

 …

Solari's expression was full of satisfaction, as if he had soared after taking drugs.

The fans were all dumbfounded, staring blankly at this scene, their faces filled with disbelief.

Doesn't Solari know how to avoid it?

Buckle your ass in such a public?

Vardy covered his mouth and laughed, looking at Solari's embarrassing reaction after being relieved, this guy probably has no place to be ashamed.

So you're still here?

Well, who doesn't have a strong belief in the body and mind!

But Vardy can't just trap someone alone. After thinking about it, Vardy shot at Cesar again.

Didn't you just tease me?

I also let you cool off!

Anyway, Inter Milan is attacking now, even if you run naked behind, it doesn't matter.

Vardy gave Cesar a full set of services, from head to toe, every inch of skin was spared, and then the fans saw that the skin on Cesar's face was about to be twisted into a ball, and his hands kept moving around his body Scratching it back and forth is like a monkey in a zoo catching lice on its body. Of course, the key parts must not be missed.

Cesar almost collapsed, scratching and despairing, won't he have some terminal illness?

But Vardy, the instigator, sat on the bench to watch the show, laughing until he couldn't breathe.

Whose turn is it this time?

Well, Su Yazuo has just wasted a good chance to score a goal, so with this footwork, let's get off the field and practice skills, and see how I shoot!

The tickle scratched out and swam wildly on Su Yazuo's head, itching Su Yazuo so much that he wanted to scratch his scalp.

The Inter Milan players seemed to have seen a ghost. The first teammate behaved strangely, which was fine. The second teammate behaved strangely, but he could bear it, but the third one still behaved like this. Couldn't it explain the problem!

Is there an outbreak of contagious skin disease inside Inter Milan?

Unknowingly, the teammates began to stay away from these strange guys, and it was important to ensure that they were not infected.

The fans in front of the TV were full of question marks amidst hilarious laughter.

"Nine out of ten men are itching, and one is scratching. The performance of a few guys from Inter Milan fully demonstrates this fact!"

"Is it because the water heater in the Inter Milan training base is broken, causing the players to not take a shower for a long time?"

"London Jianguo Men's Hospital welcomes you!"

 …

Enough of the trouble, Vardy also put away the tickling, he understood that even if they were tickled all over the ground, these bastards would definitely not end up.

He sighed, why is it so difficult for him to play a ball.

It seems that I really didn't play luck today, so I should sit on the bench and watch the game honestly.

At this moment, the players on the field launched a wave of fast breaks, and the central team cooperated continuously to penetrate Parma's defense line. In the end, Suazo scored a wonderful goal.

Inter Milan finally took the lead!

Su Yazuo, who scored the goal, ran for 50 meters, rushed all the way to the stands, and compared his heart to the stands.

The fans didn't know why, thinking that Suazo was here to interact with the fans, cheers and applause broke out suddenly.

But Vardy and his teammates know that this guy is not interacting with fans, he is simply showing love to his girlfriend, because his girlfriend came to the stadium to watch the game today.

Wow, you are blatantly throwing dog food!

We must not let this product be so sloppy!

Vardy made a gesture to Ibrahimovic, and Ibrahimovic understood, and the two got up with a group of main gangsters on the bench and headed towards Suazo.

Su Yazuo was very happy in his heart, this goal was too timely, and his girlfriend will definitely treat him well when he goes back tonight.

But before Su Yazuo walked back to the court, he saw a group of main players rushing to the court.

Without saying a word, Su Yazuo pressed Su Yazuo to the ground and beat him wildly. Of course, it was just gestures, and it was impossible to be serious.

However, Su Yazuo was deliberately dragged so badly by them, lying on the ground with nothing to love, a state of a standard tramp.

What made him even more devastated was that after cleaning him up, a few animals ran under the stands to compare their hearts to the stands.

The fans didn't understand what it meant, thinking that the main players were also here to interact, and naturally cheered even louder.

But Su Yazuo understands what these bastards mean, he kills his real boyfriend, and then compares his heart, doesn't it mean "I have already taken care of this bastard, come with me, beauty!"

If there is a piece of tofu in front of him, then Su Yazuo must bump into it and kill himself.

After enough trouble, the main players walked back to the bench, leaving Su Yazuo in a mess.

A gust of wind blows, and if it is accompanied by bleak background music, Su Yazuo will definitely cry very sadly.

At this time, Su Yazuo didn't have the nerve to compare his heart. He returned to the court in despair, with a snot and tears, and endless sadness in his heart.

At this time, the animals headed by Vardy were discussing enthusiastically.

"Actually, we seemed to be in the opposite direction just now. We should show our hearts to Su Yazuo one by one, and then each of us will give him an affectionate kiss, completely confirming Su Yazuo's identity. You said, his girlfriend can still be with him. Together?"

"Uh, it seems to make sense! How about we go to the sidelines now?"

"Forget it, even if he is lucky!"

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