I am Vardy

2000w pounds?

for you!

take away!

Vardy handed the rope to the guy in front of him without hesitation!

Not to mention 20 million pounds, Vardy will sell it for 200,000 pounds!

Although he has already developed a certain relationship with the Chow Chow, but with 20 million pounds, he can buy all the Chow Chows in England

"I'll give you the card number, and when I receive the money, this dog, uh, this panda is yours!" Vardy almost told the truth directly.

Valdi doesn't know the true value of a panda, because this national treasure will never be circulated in the market, and it will not be sold for any amount of money.

And this guy in front of him, who looks like a rich second generation, actually offered 20 million pounds at a one-off price. Does his family run a bank?

If the deal is really reached, Vardy will not keep it by himself. It is best to donate this kind of ill-gotten wealth.

As for whether the rich second generation will be overwhelmed with throwing himself into the river, Vardy thinks it is unlikely. No matter how you look at it, people who can spend 20 million to buy pandas are not like people who can't think about it for 20 million.

Is this kind of behavior a scam?

Vardy himself is not sure!

Although he could explain that the name of this chow chow is the giant panda, but no matter how he looked at it, he was suspected of fraud, so he wouldn't arrest him and go to jail, would he?

Just when Vardy was a little hesitant, the man was about to call Vardy to transfer the money, and Vardy stopped him quickly.

After thinking about it for a while, Vardy felt that it was better for him not to do anything. Although people may not care about the 20 million pounds, what should they do if they care about face?

Realizing that he had been cheated, he became angry from embarrassment, and called tens of thousands of younger brothers to teach him a lesson, and there were still a few parts left in his body.

It cannot be ruled out that this guy is the son of a gang boss!

"Brother, I'm just joking with you. If you don't need 20 million yuan, if you have 200 yuan, I will tell you what happened!"

Vardy smiled.

The rich second generation looked bewildered,

You can get a giant panda for 200 yuan, you think it is a toy doll!

At this moment, maybe the Chow Chow felt that the two humans in front of him were talking about him, or maybe he was not satisfied with his new image, so he lay down on the ground and expressed his dissatisfaction with a deep cry.

woof woof!

The air froze instantly!

Vardy smiled and spread his palms, expressing his embarrassment.

The rich second generation is also confused, how can a panda bark like a dog?

Who taught you a foreign language?

At this time, the rich second generation has not yet reacted. With such an IQ, even if he becomes a successor in the future, he may be able to ruin his family fortune.

After a while, the rich second generation finally realized it.

It turns out Nima is a dog!

His expression is now really like that of a dog, how unbelievable it is.

Vardy took out the business card of the modeling studio and stuffed it into the hands of Fuerdai.

"Take the Chow Chow and go directly to him, and I promise to give you a giant panda when he comes out!"

After finishing speaking, Vardy led the Chow Chow away, leaving the rich second generation messy in the wind.

The rich second generation is very fortunate, but fortunately the owner of the Chow Chow, that is, Vardy, did not really lie to himself, otherwise the joke would become a big one.

Doesn't he care about the 20 million pounds? This small amount of money is not enough for his usual disasters.

Just imagine, if you lead a panda to the party of the son of the son, and the panda barks at the party, it will be embarrassing, it is not so embarrassing!

On the other hand, Vardy continued to lead the chow forward, and if he flicked another one, he would get out of the way.

Before I knew it, I had already walked to the beautiful neighbor's house last time. Her dog was Erha's lover.

At this moment, Vardy's phone rang. It was Rooney who asked him to go to the nightclub at night. These bastards just want to go out to have fun when they have nothing to do, and they can't control their lower body at all.

"No, I want to cultivate myself!" Vardy refused mercilessly.

Self-cultivation is just an excuse, he really dare not go.

Just imagine, the old man gave him a vacation. If he dared to go to the nightclub to fool around, it would be no wonder that the old man didn't kill him.

Putting down the phone, Vardy realized that at some point, the rope in his hand had been loosened, and the chow was not in front of him, so he didn't know where he went!

I was annoyed for a while, why didn't any of these two bastards feel relieved?

Look for it, if you find it, you must send it to the pet store for neutering.

Looking at this familiar house, Vardy couldn't help guessing firmly in his heart. The last time he was in this position, Erha went to ride someone else's Miss Dog. Wouldn't the Chow Chow do the same?

Really thinking about something, Vardy turned the corner, and suddenly saw his chow chow riding on the coquettish little bitch last time, and the frequency was simply amazing.

Nima!

What kind of hatred is this?

Vardy felt as if his heart was being run over by a big truck, and his whole body was not good.

Erha has fucked Miss Dog before, and now you are coming too, are you going to take her turn?

But looking at Miss Dog's comfortable dog face, I'm afraid this guy is quite enjoying it. How hungry and thirsty are you?

Vardy felt that he had no face to meet the beauty who might have malicious intentions.

The last time Erha was fucked by others, but this time I changed to Chow Chow, but I still didn't let Miss Dog go.

If Vardy is that beauty, then he will never end with himself!

At this moment, Vardy saw the beautiful woman standing at the door in the yard, and the beautiful woman's face turned pale, she was so shocked.

Oh my god, my dog ​​got ridden by a panda!

Regardless of who is seducing whom, can you tell me first that giant pandas can mate with dogs?

Forgive my bad geography, can this kind of interracial love bear fruit?

At that time, if my Miss Dog is really pregnant with a baby, what the hell will she give birth to?

Panda?

dog?

Or a hybrid of a panda and a dog?

You won't be caught and sliced ​​for research, will you?

my God!

The beauty felt that her outlook on life was subverted at this moment, even though Vardy was not far away, she didn't notice it at all.

At this time, Vardy felt the embarrassment of being caught doing bad things, just like last time.

Give the Chow a look, you go home when you're done, I'll flash away first, it's not suitable to stay here for a long time.

The Chow Chow was in high spirits, and it didn't matter whether Vardy looked in his eyes or not, he didn't care at all.

Vardy doesn't care anymore, even if he doesn't want the Chow Chow, he can't stay here anymore, it's too embarrassing.

So Vardy slipped away shamelessly.

After waiting for a long time, the Chow came back from a stroll by himself, refreshed and even more joyful than Erha.

As for how the Chow Chow and Erha solve the problem of forgiveness caps, Vardy will not take care of it. Your circle is too chaotic, and I can't do anything.

What Vardy didn't know was that in the beauty's house, he had experienced a lot of embarrassing things just now.

The beauty called the police, claiming that her dog was XXOOed by a giant panda. This incident alarmed the entire police station. The entire police station dispatched 8 police cars, as if they were going to see God.

When they saw the chow lion pretending to be a giant panda, they were really shocked. It was really a giant panda?

Are there wild giant pandas in the UK?

This is simply a miracle of biology!

But when they pinned down the chow lion, they realized, Nima, it turned out to be a dog.

How do they know?

Nonsense, whoever has seen a giant panda sticks out its tongue without any problem!

Looking at the dog tag on the chow chow, it is obviously an owner's pet. At this time, Valdi's beautiful neighbor also recognized it through the dog tag. This chow chow actually belongs to the Vardy family.

So, the beauty told the police that she knew the owner of the dog, so she didn't bother the police officer.

A farce ended in such a hurry, and the beauty let go of the Chow Chow and let it go home by itself.

I thought the matter would be over like this, but what I didn't expect was that the omnipotent reporters had a keen sense of smell, and the news of the chow chow making up the panda spread immediately and swept the whole of England.

The people who eat melons discovered that there is such a wonderful pet costume, which is so fun!

As a result, the Chow Chow craze swept across the whole of England, and even radiated like the whole of Europe.

All families with Chow Chow dyed Chow Chow into a panda look, and families without Chow Chow also wanted to raise a Chow Chow like a panda, which caused the price of Chow Chow to skyrocket, and pet bases and pet stores made a lot of money in the trend Bowl full.

In a short period of time, people walking dogs on the street turned into giant pandas, as if the whole of England became a giant panda base overnight.

If it weren't for these giant pandas occasionally barking, it would be hard to tell the truth from the fake.

And the most shocking ones are without a doubt the Chinese tourists who came to England to travel, only to find that there are so many giant pandas here.

The education I have received since I was a child has received the strongest impact at this moment.

I may have been tricked by textbooks and teachers

Giant pandas are China's national treasures, aren't they only available in China? And the number is so rare that most people will never have the chance to see giant pandas in their lifetime!

But why do giant pandas crawl all over the ground when they go abroad?

Maybe my opening method is wrong!

I'm stupid!

If it wasn't for this giant panda lifting a hind leg to pee, I would really believe it!

Vardy unknowingly led another wave, but this time no one knew that he did it, and the only beautiful neighbor who knew did not reveal the truth to the outside world.

Seeing the giant pandas all over the street, Vardy dyed the chow back again, and this chow turned into a little red in the bushes. It is almost impossible to see a pure chow like it in England. This is really a tragedy. , a tragedy belonging to the Chow Chow family.

And in a house not far from Vardy's home, Vardy's beautiful neighbor smiled sweetly, and once again stretched out her clenched fists to cheer herself up: "Valdy, you can't escape my palm of!"

Of course, Vardy won't know what's going on there, and he won't know that someone is thinking about him, and he's having sex with Clancy.

In this regard, Vardy has no psychological burden at all. He and Clancy can get what they need, and the relationship between the two is more pure.

This is also very good, there is no need to have too much trouble, and there is no need to have too much emotional investment, and it does not hurt anyone or anyone.

"Stop making trouble, didn't the old man let you have a good rest?"

"Well, yes, then I won't move, I'll leave it to you!"

"Hate it"