I am Vardy

Soon, this game attracted everyone's attention and became the focus of attention.

Manchester United's win is actually a normal result, it's nothing.

But everything that happened in the game surprised everyone.

Blackburn's delaying tactics made the game so fragmented that it hardly seemed like a football match.

Blackburn players frequently fell to the ground for various reasons, and anyone with a discerning eye could see what was going on at once.

If it is another team, even if they want to delay time, they may do some cover-ups, at least not so naked/naked, and they are not even willing to do superficial work.

No wonder Manchester United ignored their fall and continued to attack!

Someone put together a video of all Blackburn players falling to the ground, and the result is just astounding.

In the second half of the game, 32 people fell to the ground of different lengths, plus the so-called treatment and confusion time, the total time reached a terrifying 22 minutes!

In this way, Blackburn still has the face to complain?

What's more interesting is that after falling to the ground so many times due to injuries, none of the Blackburn players left the field due to serious injuries. After receiving "treatment", they all returned to the field alive and well, which is simply incredible.

Even those who haven't watched the game, seeing this data, should understand what's tricky in it.

On the contrary, Manchester United still has two players leaving the field due to injuries!

No wonder Vardy satirized the Blackburn team doctor's medical skills!

For a while, Blackburn, who was still pretending to be poor, became a disgrace to the Premier League.

Originally, Manchester United's fans were countless times that of Blackburn. Except for the local fans, no one was on their side.

What's more, what everyone likes is passionate offensive football, not Blackburn's anti-human iron barrel tactics, so Blackburn has become the target of public criticism.

The FA has already been battered by a bunch of bad things recently, and you Blackburn are here to add to the chaos. It's strange not to clean up you as a model.

Blackburn didn't appeal stupidly. There was no rule that the game must be terminated after the player fell to the ground. They didn't take it seriously.

Unexpectedly, no one sympathized with them and did not speak up, and they were punished by the FA.

Blackburn was fined 100,000 pounds by the FA for not being active in the game, and was given a serious warning that next time, it will not be as simple as a fine.

For this team that was able to win the Premier League championship a few seasons ago, it is really desperate now, as embarrassing as it can be.

However, Vardy's situation is not very good. With the yellow card in this game, Vardy has accumulated five yellow cards in the league. In other words, he will be suspended for the next game.

Now there is no League Cup and FA Cup for him to shuffle the cards, the suspension is a solid suspension, and he will definitely not be able to play in the next round of the league.

This definitely has a big impact on Manchester United.

But this is actually quite surprising. For Vardy, the performance of five yellow cards is definitely worthy of praise.

You know, at this time last season, Vardy had already added three red robes and was suspended for six games!

With three red cards in one season, Vardy seems to have tied the Premier League record.

In addition to the cumulative yellow card suspension at the end of the season, among other things, Vardy has been suspended for seven games in one season.

In contrast, Vardy's performance this season is simply a good baby. He doesn't cry, make trouble, or cause trouble. Five yellow cards are five little red flowers!

Well, it should be commended.

Or you can change the way of understanding, Vardy obviously found a way to be funny!

In the first season of the last season, Vardy was still a little confused about the severity and didn't adapt to the rules. He patronized the teaser without considering the impact, and the result was red and yellow cards;

And this season, Vardy's teasing has obviously achieved great success. He has learned to play the biggest teasing with the smallest cost, and he is much smarter.

Naturally, there are fewer red and yellow cards!

Vardy was given a holiday, and when others were doing cruel things, he was asked by Ferguson to go home and rest.

Anyway, you can't play due to suspension, so what else do you want to do if you don't take the opportunity to rest?

So in the envious eyes of everyone, Valdisch left the training ground and went home!

The president and Rooney felt that they should also learn from Vardy's chicness, but after thinking about it, they found sadly that there are some things that they really can't learn.

Back home, I played with my two dogs for a long time. These two little guys have extreme personalities, and it's incredible that they live in peace together.

Since the last time Erha ran away from home to make a date, Valdi raised the fence outside the yard a little higher to prevent Erha from being merciful everywhere. It would be interesting if the entire community is Erha's descendants in the future.

And he felt that the beautiful neighbor had some bad intentions for him. Although he couldn't tell, the man's intuition told him that it was definitely not simple.

Forget it, don't think about it, anyway, she will definitely not be an alien who came to catch her and slice her, so what are you afraid of!

Looking at the chow chow lying at his feet, Vardy suddenly remembered that he had seen an interesting photo in his previous life.

You Da Neng actually dyed the Chow Chow in black and white, turning it into a living giant panda. The similar appearance and the same fur color are enough to make it look like a real one.

It would be quite interesting if I took a giant panda to the street by myself, those passers-by would be dumbfounded!

Thinking of this, Vardy immediately took action, drove the Chow Chow to the styling studio, the one that turned him into a tomato.

After explaining his reason for coming, he handed the Chow Chow to the stylist, ignoring the bewildered expression of the stylist, and ran to the coffee shop next door to drink coffee.

The stylist couldn't laugh or cry, and didn't even know what to say.

Vardy's funny comparison is so creative. Every time I come to the design, I can make my eyes shine, but the strange shape is really difficult to make, and it is too tiring.

But the benefits are also great. Every time he leads the trend, his business will explode. If Vardy finds himself to cooperate every time, he must expand his business scale.

A few hours later, a brand new panda was freshly baked. Vardy looked at the effect with satisfaction and expressed his admiration for the stylist's technique.

Perhaps compared to the real giant panda, the chow chow dyed panda in front of him is only slightly thinner, which is obviously the result of eating less bamboo.

Even if you pay attention, you may not be able to tell the difference, let alone those British guys who have never seen a panda in person.

Vardy happily got into the car with the Chow Chow in his arms. Now, it’s time to walk the streets with the panda by himself!

Pandas are China's national treasures, and there is nowhere else to find them.

Although there are giant pandas in the UK, they are on loan from China, just like players on loan.

Although the rental fee is high, it can still make them a lot of money. Curious British people are flocking to giant pandas.

It is conceivable that if Vardy appeared on the street majestically with a giant panda in his hand, it would cause such a big commotion.

The sound of gongs and drums, the sound of firecrackers, the waving of red flags, and the crowds of people!

It seems a little scary when you think about it!

Then simply don't go to crowded places, just walk around near home!

I drove home, and when I got home, Vardy walked out of the house with a chow chow.

When passing by the first neighbor's house next door, Vardy deliberately stopped near the door for a while until the old lady of the neighbor's house came out.

"Hello, Aunt Susan!" Vardy greeted enthusiastically.

The old lady also responded enthusiastically, but soon her eyes shifted to the giant panda played by the chow lion.

"This dog is not bad, it is black and white, what kind of breed is it? I want to keep it too!"

Vardy was stunned, how could she tell that it belonged to a dog?

"Aunt Susan, this is not a dog, this is a giant panda!" Vardy said helplessly to the old lady.

Then, what he got was the puzzled expression of the old lady, "Giant panda? Aren't giant pandas extinct?"

Vardy was speechless, you thought it was a dinosaur?

Sometimes the ignorance of British aunts is scary!

He was even thinking, why don't those Huaxia guys who specialize in tricking old men and women into buying all kinds of fake medicines and health care products come to the UK?

There are a lot of stupid people here and a lot of money, old men and old ladies are easy to cheat!

Maybe the only problem with them not coming is that they can't speak English.

This shows the importance of learning a language well.

Saying goodbye to Aunt Susan, who thought pandas were extinct, in order to move on, but he has already started to retreat a bit.

Who knows what amazing remarks those ignorant Englishmen will make next, and it is not impossible to even regard giant pandas as alien creatures. Thinking about it, Vardy is also drunk.

At this time, a sports car roared past from far to near, and suddenly braked not far from Vardy. Through the front window of the car, Vardy could clearly see the astonishment on the man's face.

The sports car finally stopped, and the man ran out of the car in a hurry, looked at the chow lion dressed as a panda in disbelief, pointed at Vardy, trembling and speechless.

Finally someone who knows how to do it!

This is what Vardy wanted.

"Where did you get the giant panda? Smuggling?" the man stammered, apparently still not recovering from the shock.

Vardy smiled and shook his head, enjoying the surprise he brought to the other party. This feeling is really great.

"Then you stole it from the zoo? You actually took it out for a stroll blatantly?"

Needless to say, this guy was really fooled, and he still hasn't seen that the panda is fake.

Vardy smiled secretively and said: "Then you don't have to worry about it, I have my channel!"

Yes, his channel is to send the Chow Chow to the modeling studio, and then a fresh panda will come out!

The man stroked his chest, trying to calm himself down.

"Sell it to me, I'll give you £2000, what do you think?"

After the man regained his composure, he said to Vardy eagerly.