I am Vardy

The most romantic thing I can think of is to spend time with you...

This is probably Carsley's one-sided idea!

Vardy is leaving. Although no news has been announced, there are indications that Everton cannot keep Vardy.

Who is Vardy?

A rare joke in world football!

As a good comrade and good friend who has been fighting for a season, Carsley feels that the best way for him to say goodbye to Vardy is to tease him down with Vardy!

So, he took off Vardy's shoes and threw them into the stands...

Vardy's expression froze at that time, he was stupefied and sluggish!

I'm going, you take off my shoes to dry hair?

And it was thrown into the stands!

Do you want to kiss my feet?

I never knew you had such a strong taste!

But let me remind you first, you have to be mentally prepared!

This taste is not good!

Even if the lethality is not as good as Osman's big poisonous fart, it is by no means anyone can bear it.

Are you sure you want to come?

But obviously Vardy thought too much again, Carsley smiled brightly at Vardy, and then left...

gone......

Leaving Vardy alone in the downtime!

Standing on the spot with one leg, Vardy looked at Carsley who was going away. He regretted that he was merciful when he killed for a thousand years.

This guy is so shameless!

You just don't care?

Leaving me here alone to jump on one leg?

The Everton fans in the stands looked at the flying shoes and rushed to grab them. Two strong men competed for each other.

Almost broke Vardy's very good quality sneakers.

Vardy thought for a while, turned his head, and waved to the stands.

"Who got my sneakers personally, please return them to me, thank you!"

But the next scene made Vardy feel like Sparta.

All the fans in that area shook their heads neatly, expressing their innocence and not picking up the shoes!

Vardy's expression froze instantly, and ten thousand beasts whizzed past in his heart.

"Stop making trouble, I'm playing football, I didn't bring spare sneakers!" Vardy wanted to cry but had no tears.

Carsley originally returned to the field with a smile, but seeing Vardy's embarrassment at this time, he couldn't laugh anymore.

He vaguely felt that he might have gotten into trouble, but Carsley never thought that the sneakers would never come back!

Could it be that there are Manchester United undercover in the Everton fan base?

Teammates rushed over one after another, and even Moyes was helpless after learning the specific situation.

Originally, Vardy turned the team into a funny team. Now that Vardy is leaving, Carsley is going to provoke the leader again. Is this the rhythm of thinking that he is living too much?

"Go to the store outside the stadium and buy a pair of sneakers!"

Moyes knew that players generally don't prepare spare sneakers, so he reacted quickly and said directly to the staff beside him.

Just as Vardy was still begging the fans to return his sneakers under the stands, the referee had already walked over with black lines all over his head.

"Hurry up and end the celebration, too much time has been lost!"

Vardy looked at the referee with strange eyes, and he felt that he might really have a grudge against the word referee.

Which eye of yours sees me celebrating?

I lost my shoes!

But the game is always restarted, so Vardy was asked by the referee not to enter the field with one foot on the pad, until he had shoes on both feet...

There is no player on the bench with the same size as Vardy's feet, which is very distressing.

And the player who was sent by Moyes to buy shoes was sighing at this time-why is Highbury so big? Why do I feel like I'm lost?

Therefore, amidst the laughter and boos of the home fans, Vardy stood on the sidelines like a pupil who was fined to stand, waiting stupidly.

It's useless to be anxious. If he dared to walk into the field without the sneakers, the referee would dare to send him off. These gangsters in black will not be lenient.

No, I really can't wait anymore, because there is one less player on the court, and the team is very passive now.

After thinking about it, Vardy quickly ran into the locker room and locked himself in it.

System, please give me a pair of sneakers!

While praying, Vardy opened the system store, glanced around quickly, and then he was desperate!

There are no sneakers at all, and there is nothing that can replace them. The system rejected Vardy with its own ruthlessness.

Alas, for such a long time, I have refreshed my sneakers once in the system store. The probability of this is actually very low. Now, the probability of cramming is actually lower than that of picking up a wallet on the road.

what to do?

Vardy estimates that Moyes is already planning a substitution at this time.

Just when it was called "every day should not be answered" and "the land was not working", the system finally appeared.

When he heard the system beep, Vardy was so moved that he burst into tears.

"System prompt: In view of the host's current embarrassing situation, this thoughtful system provides the host with two solutions."

"Proposal 1: Provide refresh volumes to the host store. Each refresh volume can force the system store to refresh once, and the price is one yuan each."

"Scheme 2: Sell a pair of limited-edition sneakers directly to the host at the price of 30 system coins! Credit is available!"

"The host please choose!"

Vardy was very excited just now, thinking that the system would solve the problem in front of him, but he forgot the urine nature of the system. This funny system is absolutely useless, how could it be so kind to help himself!

If I remember correctly, the last time I saw sneakers in the system, they seemed to sell for 15 gold coins, but this time I actually sold them to myself for twice as much.

But Vardy still feels that he should just spend 30 yuan to buy shoes instead of using some damn store to refresh the roll.

If the sneakers can be refreshed within 15 times, then Vardy is indeed profitable.

But Vardy feels that this thing is absolutely controlled by the system. He may not be able to refresh the sneakers after playing hundreds of times, and it will really become a bottomless pit by then!

Sometimes people's thinking is so extreme. After spending 10 yuan and failing to win a prize, they feel that if they don't continue, then the 10 yuan will be wasted. With this mentality, if the cycle continues, they will soon go bankrupt.

The system can definitely do it!

"Just give me the sneakers!" Vardy said to the system without hesitation.

In an instant, a pair of ordinary sneakers appeared on Vardy's feet.

Vardy didn't believe in evil. After checking for a long time, he found that it was really a pair of ordinary sneakers, and he didn't see any attributes!

System, come out for me!

I paid a lot of money for a pair of limited edition sneakers, and you give me this thing?

You return the goods to me now, and I promise not to kill you!

Then, the system's explanation to Vardy really made Vardy kneel.

"System prompt: In the system, the sneakers with attributes are ordinary sneakers, and the sneakers without attributes are just this pair, so it is a limited edition!"

At that moment, Vardy had ten thousand words of MMP in his heart and wanted to say to the system!