I am Vardy

Osman's fart almost made Vardy call an ambulance. After Cahill and Carsley dragged Vardy to a safe position with their noses covered, Vardy was already breathing in but not out.

Whoops - whoops - whoops

Vardy panted like a dog.

I'm finally alive again!

Thank goodness!

Osman is absolutely poisonous!

But before Vardy fully recovered, he saw the extremely unfriendly expressions of Carsley and Cahill, as well as the hands repeatedly rubbing the sensitive parts of the buttocks.

Vardy's plan was very good. After three consecutive kills, he ran for his life, as far as possible, and fled to a place where no one could find him.

But the plan is not as fast as the change, Osman crashed him here with one fart!

After poking Cahill and Carsley, Vardy almost died of poisoning before poking Osman, and he didn't want to run away!

Do you think Cahill and Carsley can get revenge without Vardy?

It is estimated that they dragged themselves out of the fog of death just now, and they didn't really want to save themselves, but just wanted to take revenge with their own hands!

Well, the enemy must die in his own hands, only then can he feel the pleasure of revenge!

"Well, you don't slap people in the face, hey, I'll go, take it easy, your uncle, it's you, come again......"

What came from the training ground was Vardy's continuous screams. It was miserable and horrible, and normal people would not bear to watch it!

However, Everton are all spectators who are not afraid of big things, and they are watching inhumanely--

"You haven't eaten! Can you be more energetic?"

"Don't kick your ass, it doesn't hurt, or you can aim and poke in the middle!"

"I can't even knock out my teeth, it's so boring!"

"Ah, it's bleeding! I'm so happy!"

 …

Waiting for Vardy to escape from the poisonous hand with great difficulty,

His nose was bruised, his face was swollen, and his face was devastated.

The price of this funny comparison is a bit high!

Being farted first and then beaten up, this is by no means what Vardy imagined and deserved!

So sad, so lonely, so lonely!

Just then, Osman came over.

"Excuse me, can I join the ranks of violently beating you?" Osman asked innocently.

Vardy was furious, I haven't settled with you yet, and you still want to beat me?

What is your reasoning?

Where is the law?

 …

Everton is ready to fight Arsenal. This is a battle of interests and a battle of dignity at the same time.

After winning Arsenal, Everton will directly advance to the Champions League. This is definitely a temptation that no one can resist.

Of course, I would like to have more feelings in the publicity, so that it will be more substituting.

"Everton will never lose to Arsenal twice in one season!" Moyes said confidently at the press conference.

He really has the confidence to say this. There is really no team that can do this this season. Neither Chelsea nor Manchester United have been able to take advantage of Everton.

That is to say, Everton did not find his form at the beginning of the season, and Vardy did not come, so Arsenal took advantage of it.

Even if this game is a guest at Highbury, it will definitely not make Arsenal feel better.

Moyes really walked the talk.

In less than 10 minutes of the game, Vardy assisted Beatty to break through Arsenal's goal and silenced Highbury.

After a period of integration, Beatty has formed a certain tacit understanding with Vardy. Although Vardy may not pass the ball every time in the fast-break counterattack, Beatty will wait in front of the goal to outflank, and then Cahill Form the second echelon and make the opponent want to die.

As long as his teammates are in a good position, Vardy will never be stingy with passing the ball. There is a simple way to not use it.

The counterattack led by Vardy is difficult to extinguish as long as the opponent's formation presses out to attack.

Arsenal were beaten by Everton in this way!

Of course, Arsenal is not a vegetarian. The current Arsenal is not the one that fights for the fourth place. You give me the third and I am anxious for you.

A few minutes after Everton's goal, Arsenal also scored, with Thierry Pires' cross from Thierry Henry scoring the equaliser.

Looking at Henry who greeted the fans in the stands, Vardy felt that Shenfeng was the king of Highbury.

But when Henry came over, the look he looked at Vardy made Vardy dumbfounded.

Some provocative, some arrogant, some careless.

It's like saying - "Aren't you going to compete with me for the top scorer?"

Vardy touched his nose and felt that Henry was also arrogant.

Henry, who used to be young, was a teenager who hid behind others on the big field and didn't even dare to watch penalty shootouts. Now, seeing his super-core performance, he couldn't help but feel deeply moved.

People always grow up!

Well, it seems that I really have to pay back, and today I will pay tribute to the King of Highbury with a goal!

So Vardy took advantage of the miracle that Arsenal's momentum surged after the goal, and the whole army was overwhelmed, and put a cold arrow.

After receiving the ball from the goalkeeper, Vardy slapped his foot lightly at the moment of receiving the ball. The ball bypassed Ashley Cole who was defending him, and Vardy quickly turned around and spared from the other side.

Sea fishing!

Vardy has already used the characteristic of passing the ball with his back body very proficiently, and even this difficult turn around the ball can be done in one go.

Ashley Cole never thought that Vardy would use such an incredible move until he was passed by like a wooden stake. Looking at the ball and Vardy going eastward, he was dumbfounded.

For the remaining finishing touches, Vardy can't be stopped by anyone without thinking about life.

When the ball flew into the Arsenal goal, Highbury was once again devastated.

Vardy was very happy, and flew all the way to the stands where the fans who came with the team were, celebrating the goal.

The teammates also rushed over excitedly, Carsley took the lead, came to Vardy, and knelt down on one knee!

Vardy was horrified and had goosebumps all over his body!

Nima, this guy won't propose, will he?

This is a bit of a big game!

Vardy has already imagined the next scene of fans collectively shouting "together" in his mind...

Ugh, how embarrassing!

What made Vardy even more embarrassing was that he thought too much!

Carsley lifted Vardy's foot, put it on his knee, and made a shoe-shining motion!

This is obviously a kind of worship, worship Vardy's goal is beautiful!

Vardy heaved a sigh of relief. He really thought that Carsley went to the lace bar too much, and he was led to have a problem with his orientation!

However, this is not over yet. With Vardy's bewildered expression, Carsley took off Vardy's shoes and threw them up to the stands!

go you!