Harry Potter And The Mad King Of Swords

I woke up.

On the floor.

This shit happens way too much. Did some god somewhere curse me with fighting until I lose consciousness?

I got up, every part of my body filled with exhaustion. The magic contract I made took a lot out of me. I also used that technique which messed up my body to knock some dude out.

I also punched solid metal and brick, multiple times.

I also did sleep on the floor. Which was harder to sleep on than concrete or stone for some reason.

My hands felt shattered.

Getting up had become a much harder task, but eventually, I did.

I walked out the door, I decided to take a break today.

Then I chose to make a kite.

But what could I use to make a kite? Well, it was time to find out.

I could try making a paper kite, but that seemed pretty time intensive, as I had nowhere to get paper, until I realized I don't care. I'd just make it.

I had learned how to make paper as a child from this old man.

Something about trees.

So first, I needed an axe. Actually, no I didn't.

I remember now, I once hunted this giant a.s.s boar. Like it was a decent size, a bit bigger than me. When I hunted it, it destroyed a bunch of trees. Now... where did I put it.

Oh right, I put them back together. While cleaning up. How did I do it? Doesn't matter.

Well, luckily I knew magic. Or this'd be a pain in the a.s.s to get the wood.

I wrote a long drawn out spell on the tree, to maximize efficiency.

Then I activated the spell, while focusing all my mana into cutting the tree.

Draining both my stamina and mana, the tree fell.

I was a bit tired.

By bit tired, I mean unbearably tired.

So I took an hour long nap.

Then woke up once more.

I went for another which was a way larger tree. Decided not to use magic.

Now, this tree was about get absolutely decimated by me.

I swung with my not so mighty strength and it made a small dent. So just kept swinging.

Eventually it fell.

That was nice.

Then I started cutting the bark and leaves off of the other smaller tree. Which took me a while.

I then got the larger tree and cut it in half.

I then used my mana to smooth one half out.

Until it got surprisingly smooth.

Then I took the other half and smoothed it out as well.

Which took forever.

My hands were in immense pain.

But the kite was more important.

I placed the pieces on the flat sides of the cut tree's, I was going to use as huge tables.

Then I spent an hour making the axe sharp using magic. Which s.u.c.k.e.d, as it took me so many failed tries.

Eventually, it looked like a huge decent axe.

Which I was gonna use to mince up the tree pieces into smaller pieces.

I started thinking things upon the line of, 'Huh, I wonder if there's an actual world tree. I wonder what paper made of a world tree would be like."

Like, it'd be pretty funny, someone's journey through countless trials just to get world tree paper.

Huh, a world tree would have pretty good quality wood... like the best furniture. And the best door. And the best floor. And the best fire. Huh, I should ask Mono if there's a super magical tree later.

After quite a while, it was all shredded wood. Each about the size of a pebble.

Which I was now gonna boil, but where would I find a giant a.s.s metal pot. F.u.c.k.

This was gonna take a while.