Guard With a Knife

It has to be said that Ai Meipa is a coquettish woman.

She seems to be proficient in all the bed techniques of charming housewives in TV dramas. She is like the famous Hailan House, and every time she unlocks it, she can bring new surprises.

Frankly speaking, Snoopy was brought into rhythm for the first time. He felt more like he was cooperating with Aimeepa: It was like a fast break on the basketball court. She completed a beautiful pass, rushed into the penalty area and flew high to smash the basketball into the basket!

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Even the sound of Aimeepa has a unique Dolby surround 3D sound effect.

No wonder Pirates of the Caribbean captain Johnny Depp has been obsessed with her. When this first-line Hollywood superstar learned that Aimeepa had publicly declared that he had no feelings for him in front of the media, and that he preferred Snoopy, he gave a rare response in front of the media.

"Snoopy is a girl killer, all the little Disney princesses love him, and my little niece, Emma Roberts." Johnny Depp said with a smile in front of the camera: "I don't think Hilde will say anything about it." Snoopy made a move, and they looked like they were from two worlds."

Recently, there has been news that Depp is launching a fierce pursuit of this new generation of sexy actress. At first people thought it was a promotional tool for the movie, but now it looks like this.

"I have no interest in Johnny Depp. I don't like everything about him, including his beard, face shape, short stature, and his extravagant behavior. Island men have no interest. I'm not a materialistic woman."

Aimee Pahild told Snoopy at ten o'clock the next morning: "I like you. I've been penetrated by you from the passage below to the heart."

Even when she said such love words, she was full of excitement.

His Excellency the Duke stood up, and he put on his shirt. He had to admit he had enjoyed being teased last night. He even thought that by bringing a woman like Aimeepa into his house, he was doing harm to mankind: who else could fill her desire?

"I'll leave here before 2:30 in the afternoon." Hilton looked up: "Aren't you going to give me a kiss goodbye? We should have a ceremony when we part, Snoopy! Otherwise it will make me look like a shameless Slutty woman."

Her eyelashes are curved, and her gaze is full of waves.

For this uninvited woman. The little duke replied subconsciously: Isn't it?

While he hesitated,

Aimee got up very quickly, she hugged Snoopy quickly, and bit his ear hard: "This will never be our last time, my dear Bambi!"

What a devilish woman.

Snoopy quickly broke free from her embrace, and walked away amidst her giggles.

God knows why she calls herself Bambi, just because she moves around like a little deer?

Is this mocking my skills?

Really.

His Excellency the Duke slammed on the accelerator and rushed towards the training hall.

When he arrived at the training hall, Carlos Boozer immediately ran over excitedly to announce the good news to Snoopy: "Hey, dear Duke Snoopy. Have you got the news? You have been elected as the best player in the Eastern Conference of the NBA in November. You beat Paul Pierce, Dwight Howard and LeBron James."

"It seems that we have ruled the east under your leadership."

During this time, Boozer's sincere rainbow farts were always hovering in every corner of the team. He himself didn't feel awkward at all.

Snoopy scratched the back of his head, and said with some embarrassment: "Uh... let's continue to work hard together."

Then he winked at Marbury.

Political Commissar Ma hurried over. It's time to curb the grandiosity and personality cult that Mr. Boozer has brought on.

While Marbury was conducting ideological training.

Snoopy ran over to warm up, with the help of veteran trainer Timberlake. He found that his waist was obviously more flexible than before. Before, the range of movement of the waist was not large, but now it has at least two centimeters more dimensions than before.

The benefits brought to Snoopy are all-round.

Whether it is shooting, layup, breakthrough or aerial confrontation, the waist is a very important area, which increases Doug's freedom on the court.

"My new instrument is indeed correct." Timberlake was very happy. Snoopy's progress gave him a sense of accomplishment every day. He kept customizing various high-tech instruments from Silicon Valley. Including this time...he thinks that Snoopy's waist became more flexible because of his latest electrotherapy equipment.

But the little duke frowned, and what he was muttering in his heart was: Ai Meipa still has this kind of effect? Her water snake waist has wrapped around my steel straight man's waist so flexible? ?

Sure enough... technical flow still has the effect of technical flow.

When Snoopy came to the court after warming up, his first feeling was that the logic of the jump shot was a little more coherent. The direct effect of this was that the shooting percentage increased by about three percentage points compared with before. Although it is still below the average level of the league, mosquito meat is still meat!

In addition, when flying to the basket for dunks, the gliding in the air is more linear, and you can even twist your waist slightly in mid-air, instead of falling straight down like a hammer.

And most notably, his dribbling has gotten a little better. The waist is an important hub that connects the upper and lower body. When it is a little more flexible, the dribbling posture will rise a lot.

"He's gotten stronger again."

Luol Deng looked at Snoopy who was excitedly smashing baskets on the court, and sighed leisurely.

"But...Kevin Durant is still provocative." Ty Gibson raised his eyebrows. The content on his mobile phone screen was about KD's comments on the Duke's election as the Eastern Conference Player of the Month.

Kevin Durant continues to lead the scoring list this season. So far this season, his scoring average has exceeded 30 points per game, and he is further and further away from the second place. He is expected to become the youngest double-time scoring champion in history.

However, he has always had an issue with Snoopy.

Before the start of the season, when a reporter asked him why he did not appear in the "NBA New Hope" group, he responded impatiently: "I don't play hatsapp at all."

But at the end of October, a woman posted screenshots of him flirting with Kevin through Hatsapp.

This once became evidence that the basketball media ridiculed him for his obsessive temperament. After all, a billionaire like him still flirts with mobile phone software? Isn't this an advertisement for a product invested by Snoopy?

And this time, Snoopy was elected the Eastern Conference Player of the Month.

He is still very unconvinced: "Look at his schedule. They are almost all playing against the bottom lottery teams in the league, which is not fair at all. And, never underestimate the role of Derek. In Derry After Chris was injured, the Bulls only won one game because the Rockets have completely entered the rebuilding process."

"If it were me, I'd vote for LeBron."

"I don't think he has any unicorn talent."

"If the Bulls were in the West, they wouldn't even be in the top half."

Kevin Durant is almost on fire.

His rivalry with Snoopy has been around for a long time. The inside information exposed by "Sports Illustrated" recently made many fans feel wronged for him. It turns out that among the principles of the three signature stars this season, Kevin Durant is the most promising representative of the new generation. But when the board voted, David Stern used a veto, which caused Kevin Durant, who had more votes, to lose the election.

This is what makes Durant brood.

He felt that he was really no worse than the duke dog. Why did his second and third younger brothers join his group chat? The goddess Scarlett ran to the World Championships to kiss him actively, and...David Stern would rather praise him Do not praise me!

This sentiment has the media dancing along.

Now that the public opinion in the media has fallen, Snoopy has become a lifelong enemy with Durant!

It is worth noting that the Bulls will face the Oklahoma City Thunder, which is fourth in the West, in their second game back home.

This battle between the scoring champion and the triple-double king has already reserved the attention of countless fans, and people want to witness this battle about the first player of the new generation of NBA.

In fact, this is why ESPN specifically interviewed Durant and induced him to make those targeted remarks.

Because this game is broadcast live by ESPN across the United States, they certainly hope that the more lively the better.

Still, when they ran into Bulls training camp and tried to get Snoopy to have his say on the matter.

The sweaty Duke Dog didn't retort. He even said: "Kevin Durant has some truth to what he said. Our schedule does have an advantage, and the competition in the East is less than in the West."

"If Kevin Durant can convince the owners to move the team from Oklahoma to the East, I'd welcome it."

The little duke made a joke.

Such jokes make Seattleites very happy.

...

. Miaoshuwu

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