Guard With a Knife

The vast majority of NBA basketball experts regard the phrase "talent determines the upper limit" as a standard, which causes them to have more patience and tolerance for talented players, and they can accept those geniuses being defeated again and again. But for those players who have no obvious talent or have obvious talent defects, they habitually sneer at them. Even if they play wonderful games and statistics, they will point out nonchalantly: This is just a flash in the pan.

Previously, the little duke was the second type of treatment.

But now, Snoopy is displaying otherworldly talent. His strength, speed, wingspan, jumping height and speed are enough to make him included in the list of unicorn players such as 'Shaq'l O'Neal, LeBron James, Kevin Durant' and so on. The so-called unicorn is a talent beyond the norm, referred to as: BUG!

It is foreseeable that after tonight, countless basketball experts and basketball commentators will quickly change their tone.

However, Snoopy doesn't care about these at all.

Just like the reason why he ignored the business card Kim Kardashian couldn't wait to hand over, and refused to hug her further.

He has no interest in Kim Kardashian, although black players such as Luol Deng have been emphasizing in the locker room that in the sex tape with her ex-boyfriend, she was very attractive, like a painted cat. The peach-colored Sydney makes people want to push forward from behind.

But Snoopy had neither seen it nor was he interested in it.

After rejecting Kim Kardashian, Snoopy rejected an interview with Los Angeles media. He knows that no one will care about the news that he scored 25 points, 11 assists, 8 rebounds, 2 blocks and 2 steals tonight and led his team to beat the Lakers. More details on Lena Gomez's best friend's turnaround.

But these details cannot be disclosed.

Snoopy's purpose in dealing with the media is; I may not tell the truth, but I must not tell lies.

He wanted to deal with this matter coldly, and let it slowly cool down in the hearts of gossip fans until it was covered up by new hot events.

Back in the locker room, the team leader came over and told him that Derrick Rose's injury was not serious.

This made Doug heave a sigh of relief.

He didn't want to see Derrick Rose get hurt, so he went to visit Rose after taking a shower. Rose has just finished fixing his ankle. He was found to have a sprained ankle and a mild torn ligament. He is expected to rest for ten days.

"You really should revise your style of play." Snoopy told Rose very seriously: "Like your high-speed change of direction without slowing down, violent dunks without grabbing the basket to cushion, the straight and straight style of play is good for you. Ankle or knee, both are very serious wear and tear, and the risk of injury will be greatly increased."

Derrick Rose nodded with a smile.

He knew that Snoopy was doing it for his own good, but this was his consistent style of play since high school, and it was difficult to correct it in a short time.

The players who grew up on the streets of Chicago all have this style. They are keen on breakthroughs and confrontations, and don't like to use the rules to create fouls. It's the same with Derrick, and it's the same with Dwyane. But after Wade experienced a serious knee injury, he has restrained a lot. But Rose is still playing in full bloom.

When Dug left the ward, he heard the Adidas executive's 'advice' to Derrick Rose. He was obviously speaking in a volume that could be heard by Snoopy: "He just wants you to change the current way of attracting fans. The style of play, which led to a decline in the sales of sneakers. If it is really like what he said, why did he deliberately strengthen the violent impact on the basket with the ball this season? Look at the dunks he made tonight, those fan forums It's gone crazy."

"Don't be deceived by his hypocrisy. You are both teammates and business competitors now."

Adidas executives are full of criticism.

This made Snoopy, who hadn't gone far outside the door, stop immediately, and he really wanted to turn around and go back to reprimand him.

But after all, I still don't want to embarrass Rose. And from the perspective of sneaker sales, his own sneakers and Ross's signature shoes are indeed competitors. But Snoopy really never thought about competing with Ross, because the market is really huge, and the exclusivity of the Duke brand in the women's market is enough to maintain the most profitable financial statements in the industry.

Most importantly, can Ross's durability really compare to mine?

well!

The little duke sighed and walked away.

He didn't intend to say anything more. Businessmen are always profit-seeking, and Adi managed to make a name for himself through Rose’s signature shoes, gradually narrowing the distance with Nike’s signature shoes. It is impossible for them to make Derek change his style of play, because they know better than anyone else that if they want to sell shoes: they must have a superstar who can fly to the sky and play football to watch the game.

After returning from the hospital, as soon as he entered the floor where the Bulls players lived, he found Carlos Boozer pacing back and forth at his door.

Snoopy was wondering, but Boozer had already walked over quickly, smiling all over his face, and holding Snoopy's hand very enthusiastically. He kept apologizing, and repeatedly emphasized that he must follow in the footsteps of the core leaders in the future, so that the pick-and-roll will never move, and the card will never reach out for the ball.

He acted like a section chief waiting for the director's promotion, with a slick flattery on his face.

Frankly speaking, this is the first time Snoopy has seen such a scene.

Isn't this a sycophant?

He repeatedly emphasized that as long as Boozer does not talk about his private affairs in the media, he will never target him in any way. At the same time, he also said: "Tactical movement on the court, we have to follow the route on the tactical board."

Boozer nodded again and again: "I understand! I understand!"

But Doug always felt that he didn't understand.

He didn't know... how Joakinoah 'frightened' Boozer before this. "Do you know what happened in the locker room last season? Do you know what happened in the New York Knicks locker room? Go Google it."

Boozer hurried back to his room to Google, it was fine if he didn't surf the Internet. Once online, there are overwhelming commentary articles written by basketball experts, pointing out that Snoopy is domineering. Said that he directly passed the coaching staff DNP Joakim Noah, said that he maliciously emptied the authority of the head coach, said that he drove away D'Antoni, Isaiah Thomas, and even the team president nodded like him.

These are black materials deeply processed by those "pens" based on certain facts. At that time, they were writing for Black Snoopy.

Now, it has become information that makes Boozer's fingers tremble.

He was counting on proving his worth with the NBA's most promising team, the Chicago Bulls, adding two more All-Star appearances and increasing his stature. And now... there is a conflict with such a 'big devil', what should I do? What if he puts me on the inactive list next, and even asks the team to send me to a small remote city?

After Snoopy repeatedly emphasized that he would not be angry, Boozer walked away step by step.

This actually made Snoopy a little depressed. He thought to himself: Am I the kind of petty person?

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The news that Taylor and Selena's girlfriends have turned against each other has been rolling on the major media, and the popularity on the Internet has always remained high.

Even after the Chicago Bulls returned to Chicago with a 1-2 record in Texas, they were still high.

When Snoopy appeared at the Chicago airport, the first question asked by the first reporter was not the few strong dunks he completed in Texas, but: "Do you think Taylor Swift has the same relationship with you?" Is it possible for Selena to reconcile? They were so close before. You know Miley and Taylor have such a bad relationship that has been repaired."

Frankly speaking, the little duke is really going crazy.

He reached out and grabbed his long hair in front of the camera, and said helplessly: "Anything is possible. My purpose in life is never to say never. So, you are not going to ask about our performance in Texas and the future Is it the devil's schedule?"

The reporter was obviously stunned. He was an entertainment reporter. He didn't know that Snoopy dunked the famous NBA power forward Tim Duncan from the basket in San Antonio.

After the game, Popovich even said: "I mourn for Tim. People will probably not remember that the Spurs defeated Chicago 111:99 tonight. But even if ten or twenty years have passed, Duncan was detained The flying footage will also be repeatedly broadcast on YouTube, and later fans will add more embellishments to describe Snoopy's explosive dunk."

In addition, in Dallas, Snoopy also completed a perfect riding buckle. Tyson Chandler, who joined the Mavericks this season and became more and more perfect under the inspiration of Jason Kidd, was humiliated. The NBA's top defensive center was overtaken by Snoopy in a help defense.

The famous bull sycophant Mr. Boozer publicly declared after the game: "This is the most perfect riding dunk I have ever seen in my life. Compared with the picture of Tracy McGrady riding and dunking Bradley, it is almost a kindergarten level. Kobe Bryant dunking Dwight Howard is more like a child playing house. I love Snoopy, he is the best dunker in the NBA, no doubt!"

His touting started before the game against the Spurs. As long as he faces the camera, he will brag about Snoopy, and the first in history and the greatest in active service will be placed on Snoopy's head as if he doesn't want money.

And after the Bulls slaughtered the Houston Rockets with a score of 132:92, he even spoke as a fan: "I just want to ask the world, who else can score 35 points, 16 assists, 15 rebounds and 5 blocks in a single game?" Super data? Those who say that Snoopy is not worthy of the superstar of the league, wake up. It is already 2010, how can your brain thinking be inferior to the computer in the 1980s?"

Boozer gradually got the recognition of James Johnson and others through this kind of strong flattery, and they gradually chatted with Boozer.

In fact, Boozer also became the Bulls player with the most assists by Snoopy on the court.

In San Antonio, he had 25 points and eight rebounds.

In Dallas, he scored 35 points and 6 rebounds.

In Houston, he scored 41 points and 9 rebounds for the first time.

Under the feeding of Snoopy, his mid-range shooting and follow-up layup became more and more fat, and he ate cakes and vomited every game.

If we say that when he was playing against the Spurs, his flattery was a bit deliberately flattering. Then after beating Houston, his flattering made him feel really emotional.

In fact, Bulls fans are becoming more and more satisfied with the performance of the Little Duke, and judging from the data of major fan forums. Snoopy is quickly winning the hearts of ordinary male fans. His exaggerated and violent dunks and fierce breakthroughs continue to occupy the top five shots every night, and the NBA spares no effort to promote it.

Because, Doug's performance really made them see the trend of Michael Jordan.

And David Stern once again won the praise of all the directors on the board of directors, and the decision to position Snoopy as a signature superstar in the NBA was supported by everyone. Although before this, many people believed that if the old, middle and new generations were to be divided, Durant, the youngest scorer in history, should be the representative of the new generation and appear on major billboards as a signature star.

And yet... Now, as Snoopy pushes the NBA's visuals to new heights with a string of hardcore dunks, male fans are returning fast.

This can be seen from the rising sales of Duke's signature shoes.

Even Duke is already planning a 'cracked' version of the signature shoe.

After all, Snoopy is currently known as the NBA's first violent dunk, and behind him is Blake Griffin of the Los Angeles Clippers.

Blake Griffin, as the No. 1 pick in 2009, appeared in the NBA as a rookie this season after being reimbursed last season. In the first game, he had a reputation as a violent short-handed monster. His dunks were so powerful that people couldn't help comparing him with the previous generation of violent forwards Amare Stoudemire, Kenyon Martin and others. .

In fact, if Snoopy hadn't turned out, his momentum would be much stronger now.

However, just like most people in this world know that the first peak is Mount Everest, but they don't know which mountain the second peak is.

Snoopy ate most of the audience market for violent dunks. This made Jordan Brand, who signed Griffin, quite unhappy.

But there is no way.

Like, Blake also hit Justin Bieber this summer, but he didn't get all the headlines because of it. And, when he launched a fierce courtship with Kendall Jenner, he received a good guy card.

Moreover, the day after Kendall Jenner clearly rejected him, she said again in the media: "I hope my first love is Snoopy Doo, I have been fascinated by her to death."

Such a frank expression is easily reminiscent of her big sister Kim Kardashian, although everyone knows that they are not the same kind of people. But at least they are consistent in pursuing Snoopy.

Perhaps, they should form a pursuit alliance.

Some tabloids gave such bad ideas. They even ridiculed that the power of the family is huge, and we must believe in the power of collaboration.

This sounds extremely ironic.

However, when Snoopy returned to his home in Chicago.

He found himself with a bit of a headache when he found sexy Aimee Pascald at his home and was told that Miley Cyrus had given her the address and given her the keys.

and. "How do you wear...Johnson's clothes?"

He asked Aimeepa, who was dressed in a sexy black fringed cat dress.

Ai Meipa raised her eyebrows, she bit her lower lip, and walked towards the catwalk with a whip in her hand: "Since you want to pursue excitement, then follow through to the end... Meow!!"

You are so scratchy!

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