Entertainment of Spring and Autumn

Chapter 197

For warriors who are accustomed to traveling around the world, having food and lodging in the wild is a routine form, especially with the convenience of possessing the Qiankun Bag and Qiankun Ring. People with this condition will bring some small bottles of oil and salt with them when they go out. Xue Mu went out with high-standard equipment, and the rings of his personal guards naturally had all kinds of styles.

Xue Mu originally wanted to show off his skills at picking up girls at picnics and barbecues, but he found that the girls were much smarter than him. Before he could even finish the skewers, they had already started grilling...

Well, although he is not a homebody in modern times, he is not running towards poetry and distant places. The outdoor skills he develops from occasional outings are really not as good as those of the natives who have to practice in the world to make their debut. It's just that Zhuo Qingqing and Luo Qianxue are extremely skilled. Even Weiye has thrown away her five-year imitation and is now as good as the real one. Xue Mu was suddenly puzzled as to how some seniors who were known as otakus became able to live in the wild after traveling through time. Masters who could make people spend their whole lives in the world were impressed by them. The seniors taught them everything they had, and the beautiful girls were full of love...

Without complaining in his heart, Xue Mu also skewered a chicken wing and rolled it on the rack. His movements were quite satisfactory, but compared with the skills and beauty of the girls, they were far behind.

Zhuo Qingqing glanced at him and said with a smile: "Mr., it's better to sit aside and rest, we can come."

"Why are you so embarrassed?"

Zhuo Qingqing looked around and whispered: "My husband, you have to pretend to be more handsome, otherwise it will be easy for others to see through."

Xue Mu was startled, then saw Zhuo Qingqing continue softly: "Where you sit is facing the smoke, at least sit farther away."

Those eyes are full of tenderness, no matter how you look at them, they look like a loving couple. Xue Mu looked a little dazed, saying that everyone in the Demon Girl Sect is a dramatist, but this is a bit too hard...

When there are no outsiders, I keep calling my father-in-law, father, to form a habit and avoid accidentally leaking words when there are people around, but why is this expression so realistic?

Well, is it to cultivate feelings so as not to look like a couple to outsiders? This makes sense. In fact, he should have given such an order, but his skin is not thick enough to blatantly take advantage of official business. Zhuo Qingqing took the initiative to express his position, which made him much easier.

Thinking of this, Xue Mu stood up directly, changed his position and sat next to Zhuo Qingqing, and said with a smile: "My husband is rough-skinned and thick-bodied, so it's not a big deal if he is smoked. Just don't smoke my wife's beautiful face."

Next to her, Luo Qianxue shivered, and Weiye chuckled: "Mom is blushing."

Zhuo Qingqing was really blushing, not because he was too close, but because Xue Mu's acting was really embarrassing, and his lines were even more embarrassing, so disgusting that he had goosebumps all over his body. Fortunately, there were no outsiders this time. If outsiders saw me, they would laugh to death. She pointed her finger at Xue Mu's forehead with a hint of resentment and pushed it away a little: "Go aside!"

This is called natural flirting, textbook-like acting teaching, Luo Qianxue immediately applauded.

Xue Mu couldn't laugh or cry. It didn't matter that he couldn't outperform the natives in outdoor skills. As someone from the entertainment industry, it would be embarrassing if he couldn't do acting. He simply let himself go, turned his head, bit the slender finger in one bite, and muttered vaguely: "It's delicious."

Zhuo Qingqing was stunned, looking at the finger he bit, her eyes softened by three points: "It's really lazy."

As he spoke, he withdrew his fingers, lowered his head and ignored him. But there was still a layer of blush on her cheeks, which seemed to be both shame and joy.

Movie queen... Xue Mu sighed in his heart.

Weiye glanced at Zhuo Qingqing with a half-smile. Life is like a dream, both illusion and reality. Is Zhuo Qingqing really good at acting? She could hide it from others, even herself, but how could she hide Weiye's merits?

She didn't expose it and said with a smile: "Dad's chicken wings should be cooked."

Xue Mu directly handed it over, and Weiye took it without ceremony and took a bite. She smiled so hard that she couldn't even see her eyes: "It smells so good."

Xue Mu also smiled when he saw it. Whether it was Zhuo Qingqing, a seasoned dramatist, leading people into the show, or Qi Ye's adorable appearance when she was greedy, it really made him feel like a family going out for a picnic, and he had a lot of fun. Haha, very warm.

In less than a moment, the rabbit and chicken grilled by the girls began to turn yellow, and the aroma of barbecue wafted out. Xue Mu continued to talk about three dozen white-bone spirits while the family ate barbecue. The twists and turns of the story made the girls sometimes laugh and sometimes exclaim, and the sound like silver bells floated in the mountains.

"This Tang Monk is really stupid."

"That's right, if I were Sun Houhou, I wouldn't serve this master."

"My lord, why do all your stories have protagonists like this? This Tang Monk is so pedantic, and that Zhuo Yihang is so unlucky."

"You may think these people are pedantic, but they are all good people." Xue Mu smiled and said, "Is it possible that you have to be like the thief in the story about the female headhunter for you to like him?"

"Forget about the lewd thief, but this Tang Seng Zhuo Yihang... oh no, it just makes people feel panicked."

"But my husband is actually willing to beat Qin Wuye to death..."

"That's the White Bone Demon, not Qin Wuye." Xue Mu said angrily: "If you tell me again, do you believe I will tell you a story about Sun Wukong and Miss Bai Jingjing, so that you can feel more involved in eating a stick?"

"Come on, come on, let's see how fragrant you can make it."

"I'm afraid I'm going to make you cry."

"All my tears have been earned by Lian Nishang. Sun Houhou will never be more hateful than Zhuo Yihang, that heartless man."

While there was a lot of discussion, Weiye's expression moved slightly and he whispered: "Watch your words, someone is coming."

Xue Mu was a little unhappy. The family atmosphere was just right, but it was ruined again before he saw it. However, it is normal to meet people in the world on the road, so it is necessary to put on a show to cover up. It took more than an hour to meet people, which means that there are not many people in this mountain.

He remained calm and smiled casually: "The love between good and evil is itself a tragedy. This is the tragedy of the times, not Zhuo Yihang's problem. He is a true chivalrous man and cannot simply be called a heartless man."

Laughter came from nearby: "My friend said it right. The white-haired witch's fax makes people feel sad when they see it. Zhuo Yihang is truly a member of our generation. He has both merit and demerit."

The expressions of the girls became more dangerous. When the Xingyue Demon Girls read this book, the consensus was that Zhuo Yihang would not regret his death. Luo Qianxue had even dyed her hair white. Where did this idiot come from and said that Zhuo Yihang is my generation? Middle man? Deserve a beating?

Following the words, a young Taoist priest strode out of the forest and said as he walked: "But brother, I don't want to barbecue in the mountains. If there is a fire, it will harm others and ourselves."

Even Xue Mu looked weird this time. Where did this righteous giant come from?

The young Luo Qianxue couldn't hold it in any longer, so she touched the ring with her delicate hands, wanting to draw her sword and kill someone. Xue Mu shook his head slightly to signal not to act rashly, and whispered: "What he said is right."

Luo Qianxue said angrily: "The mountains are wet after the rain. If the branches and leaves were not dried, it would be difficult to even light a fire. How could there be a fire? Besides, we are sitting in the open space, not close to the vegetation! Are we fools who will burn ourselves in the mountains!" "

Xue Mu waved his hand and said with a smile: "I don't know the situation, so the reminder is reasonable. Forget it."

While he was talking, the Taoist priest walked closer and saw what looked like a family out for a camping trip. The male was dressed as a scholar, and the youngest was only five or six years old. He didn't look like a Jianghu person at all. The Taoist priest was also stunned for a moment, and said a little embarrassedly: "I thought it was a fellow Taoist who was acting rudely, but I didn't expect it to be like this. It's just a poor Taoist who is reckless..."

Xue Mu took out his folding fan and opened it with a swish, shaking it gracefully: "Now that you have left home, how can you not be in the world? The Taoist priest has a good appearance."

The Taoist priest smiled and said: "Young master is right. I, the poor Taoist Yu Lin, have met this young master."