Entertainment of Spring and Autumn

Chapter 196

The troubles hanging behind him were finally resolved, and cooperation was established to turn enemies into friends, and he even enjoyed some happiness in the world. Although it was obvious that Qin Wuye had not settled things, and there would be trouble waiting in the future, Xue Mu was still in a very bad mood at the moment. OK

When they continued traveling south, he didn't beat up Wei Ye when he caused trouble. How could he be more troublesome than Qin Wuye if he just made trouble? What's more, after seeing and hearing these things, he could also see that the baby was not at peace and had a lot of worries, so he simply wanted to let her indulge.

Children, it’s better to be happy, otherwise they won’t be cute anymore if they are depressed.

As a result, Wei Ye's mood was freed from the entanglement. She was in a state of chaos all the way and her father wiped her butt. She smiled broadly every day and her energy level was obviously much better.

"Qin Wuye is actually Wei Ye's sister, I really didn't expect this. One is a peerless enchanting girl, and the other is a little... well, I can't find any similarities."

"Mu Mu, if you dare to imitate her and call me a little brat, I will fight you!"

"Ahem...this is not inside the house. Remember to call me daddy when you are outside. Don't reveal your secret."

"Hmph." Wei Ye said contemptuously: "Do you want Qin Wuye to shout like that, so that it would be more fun to do that?"

"Damn it, I really didn't think about it..." Xue Mu was shocked by what he said. He had never thought that there was such a way to play. It's amazing that this girl could think of this. Sure enough, there must be my teacher in a threesome. ?

"Pooh……"

At this time, everyone had already left the riverside and were in the mountains and forests again. The grass and trees in the mountains were lush and green, the birds were singing happily, and the flowers were fragrant. Xue Mu looked around and directly changed the embarrassing topic: "It turns out that the south is also mountainous, but it is less steep and more humid."

"The wetness is because it just rained, stupid Mu Mu."

"I told you to call daddy!"

"Oh, Dad, I want to continue listening to the story."

"Oh, where did you talk about yesterday?"

"We've finished talking about ginseng fruit." Weiye held her face and walked three feet away from Xue Mu: "It's a fruit that looks like a child, but you can't imagine it. Have you ever thought about eating a child? It's so scary..."

"Yes, yes!" Xue Mu naughtily moved forward to bite her, and Weiye ran away giggling.

The reason why we did not talk about Pleasant Goat but became Journey to the West is because after Qin Wuye left, Xue Mu asked a lot: "I was very curious to hear you call vixens. Do you also have legends about goblins and ghosts?"

Then I was despised all night. Only then did Xue Mu realize that this world not only had myths and legends, but was also somewhat close to his own world. For example, there was also heaven and hell. The source was mainly the compilation of Buddhism and Taoism in this world. They seemed to rely on this to preach.

In fact, Buddhism and Taoism do not really believe in gods. Their immortal Buddhas are all incarnations of their own founders. Although their teachings are similar to the Buddhism and Taoism that Xue Mu knows, there are also considerable differences. It is just necessary for preaching. Tao that is too obscure is not easy to spread, so the power of immortals and Buddhas and the power of hell are used to deceive ordinary people. Since I don’t believe it myself, one can imagine the level of the story.

Of course Xue Mu, who was despised for his ignorance, wanted to regain his place, so he created "Journey to the West".

His "Journey to the West" was even more ridiculous because he only remembered the TV series and then told the TV plot in his own language. Even the order of the plot was to tell whichever one came to mind first. It was completely different from the original work.

"Well, let's just say today that Tang Seng and his disciples arrived on a mountain..."

Weiye chuckled and said, "Yesterday when you stayed at the Taoist temple, you came to Wuzhuang Temple. Today, when you got to the mountain, you went to the mountain. It was all made up on the spot, right?"

"Whose immortal Buddha is not making it up? If you continue to babble, Dad won't say it anymore!"

"No, no, no, good dad, I'll let you take a bite at the worst, I want to hear it."

The little face came closer, and it was red, not like a ginseng fruit, but like a flat peach. Xue Mu couldn't help but bite it lightly and said with a smile: "Sure enough, one bite will make you immortal."

Weiye wiped her hands several times: "Speak quickly, speak quickly."

"There was a white-bone spirit who took advantage of Wukong's alchemy and transformed into a enchanting woman to deceive Monk Tang."

This time Zhuo Qingqing couldn't help but interrupt: "How enchanting?"

Xue Mu shook his head: "Probably similar to Qin Wuye."

The three women looked at him with contempt. Xue Mu accidentally exposed the fact that he still misses Qin Wuye's beauty, and continued awkwardly: "Qin...oh no, the Bone Spirit pretended to be delivering vegetarian food and deceived Tang Monk. Just when he was about to eat, Wukong came back and glared at him. Recognize that it’s a monster—hey! Give me a stick!”

The three women continued to leer at him with disdain. Xue Mu scratched his head: "What's wrong?"

Luo Qianxue complained: "Are you using the substitution method you mentioned again? Who wants to teach Qin Wuye to eat a stick?"

"..." Xue Mu stroked his forehead: "You will pay for my childhood... I won't talk about it anymore. It's boring."

Zhuo Qingqing's eyes flashed, she covered her mouth and chuckled: "Young Master, my husband's stories always have profound meanings, and they are related to our southbound destination. I don't believe that I will finish the story."

"Tsk, it's not fun to be seen through by you guys..." It's okay to be called "Daddy" by Weiye, but to be shouted "Mr. sir" by Zhuo Qingqing with such eyes, Xue Mu almost had his bones softened, secretly thinking that he had not strictly followed the rules in the past few days. What a pity this disguise is, how much style is missed?

Zhuo Qingqing was of course right to the point. He was toying with Journey to the West for the sake of Wujiu Temple, there was no doubt about it.

While chatting and joking, they had already reached the depths of the mountain. Wei Ye touched her belly and said, "Dad is talking about fasting. I'm hungry."

Xue Mu stopped and looked around. There was no shop in the wilderness: "Qingqing, do you still have the dry food in the ring?"

Zhuo Qingqing smiled and said: "Mr. sir, what the child wants to eat is not dry food."

Xue Mu suddenly asked, how could Wei Ye be hungry? Ten days without eating would not have any impact on her, okay? Being hungry is nothing more than a greedy child.

Thinking about Xue Qingqiu's hidden attributes, these two senior sisters are really similar in some cases.

Looking down at Wei Ye's blinking eyes, Xue Mu felt soft in his heart. How could he have the heart to refuse? He knelt down to straighten her flower collar and said with a smile: "Dad is hungry too, um... let's roast game? Then continue talking about the White Bone Essence while eating, okay?"

Wei Ye's eyes lit up and her laughter flowed out: "I'm going to hunt game!"

Zhuo Qingqing grabbed her and said, "Don't go, let's go. You are the Monkey King and we can't live without you, so let us go as Bajie."

As he spoke, he glanced at Xue Mu sideways, as if he was dissatisfied with his character. Xue Mu didn't know that he would set up a four-person team of masters and apprentices in Journey to the West and let these girls take the role of themselves. He couldn't laugh or cry and said: "How can you be Bajie? You are still Xiaobailong no matter what!"

Zhuo Qingqing was full of charm: "Really?"

Xue Mu was stunned for a long time before he came to his senses: "You ruined my story again!"

Zhuo Qingqing smiled and said, "I didn't say anything."

The two guard girls smiled and entered the forest. Weiye also knew the seriousness. Once bitten by a snake, he was afraid of the well rope for ten years. Who knows if there was anyone else wearing it? She really didn't dare to leave Xue Mu easily now. She had lost all the fun of hunting game, and squatted pitifully on the ground drawing circles.

Seeing her like that, Xue Mu couldn't help but laugh: "You also have something to do."

Weiye pursed her lips: "What?"

"Gathering firewood to make a fire, isn't that enough work?"

Wei Ye raised her head and glanced at him, with a bit of pity for the retarded person in her eyes. Then the light wind blew around the two of them, and countless dead branches and leaves were flying everywhere, and they quickly piled up in front of Xue Mu as he was stunned.

Xue Mu: "..."

Wei Ye made a face: "How about comparing yourself to Monkey Sun?"

"It's not enough to just practice, we have to use our brains! For example..."

"For example, Dad's skill with stick tricks?"

When Zhuo Qingqing and Luo Qianxue walked out of the forest carrying a few rabbits and pheasants, the first thing they saw was Weiye holding a book pitifully, and she almost shed tears.

"What's wrong?" Zhuo Qingqing put the rabbit down and started a fire skillfully: "You have made your husband unhappy again? What kind of punishment is this?"

"Oh, it's okay. I asked her to recite "The Legend of the White-Haired Witch" backwards." Xue Mu said lazily, "I suddenly realized that the real weapon against naughty children is not spanking..."

Zhuo Qingqing smiled and said, "Is it an endorsement?"

Xue Mu smiled but didn't answer, and thought to himself: Of course it's three years of college entrance examination and five years of simulation!