Azeroth Shadow Trail

Chapter 772 103. The mighty Bondo has mastered the password to survive -- add more for Wu Sangui brothers [1015]

"I just said that the courtyard is right next to the troglodytes, why those savages never came to attack us on a large scale, but instead kept harassing Rustbolt Town on Prince Erazmin's side.

I thought it was the defensive position that Bondo had set up before, but now it seems that Bondo has reached some cooperation with the king of the cavemen. "

On the way out of the courtyard, Trixie, driving the mighty spider tank left by Bondo and leading the way, said to Bo Laike who was driving a motorcycle beside him:

"The king of the troglodytes, Gorbamak, is a strange oddity. He is not the same as the mindless troglodyte. I heard that guy escaped from the laboratory of Mechagon.

It was likely modified by Flashstream, King Mechagon's most trusted mechanical master, endowed with wisdom far beyond what a caveman should have.

The guy occupies the most barren mountainous area of ​​Mechagon Island, and keeps sending his troggs to pick up things in the dump, and will go over the line to steal our parts and batteries.

That's not something a caveman would do.

Those savage bastards are only interested in fresh meat.

That eccentric king is very interested in the dangerous technologies we discard, and I heard that Gorbamak has a lot of destructive and unstable technologies in his king's lair.

Unfortunately, although its intelligence is higher than that of ordinary cavemen, it is not high enough to manipulate the technological creations of our mechanical gnomes.

It is estimated that it was also for this reason that it was able to reach an agreement with Bondo.

It needs Bondo to repair and operate those dangerous weapons for it, and Bondo also needs an ally to support the courtyard behind the scenes, while protecting his safe house for him.

What a crafty bastard. "

Trixie on the spider tank grabbed the joystick, letting this heavy machine move like an all-terrain vehicle, nimbly over the abandoned garbage pile in front of her, and turned on the headlights in the night, illuminating the road leading to the barren mountainous area in front of her.

She complained:

"The mechanical gnomes on the entire island would never have thought that Bando would cooperate with the cavemen. Those bastards who came out of the ground have always been our confidantes since the establishment of Mechagon by our ancestors.

I always thought that Bondo was just a little crazy, at least a little sane, but this bastard actually betrayed his own people and cooperated with the feud!

It's really not a pity to die. "

Beside her, Bo Laike was driving the motorcycle, and the others were resting in the courtyard.

It was an assassination after all, and Laike could have done it all by himself.

Facing Trixie's complaints, the pirate shrugged his shoulders and didn't comment on it. He just said in a strange tone:

"I found that you dwarves are really fighting with cavemen. Wherever you are, there will definitely be cavemen. But speaking of it, cavemen and dwarves are actually brothers in a certain sense."

"Really? I've seen dwarves in Boralus, but there's no resemblance between those short people and cavemen."

Trixie asked curiously:

"Also, where did you know this knowledge? Can you share it with me?"

"No, you have to find it yourself."

Bo Laike grinned and said:

"I don't want to deprive you of the joy of seeking knowledge. Your ancestors dared to sneak into the dangerous furnace of origin to seek knowledge. You unsatisfied descendants really have to learn from them.

There's movement ahead, and it looks like the cave dwellers have been mobilized.

This spider tank is too noisy, you can stay here, tell me where the king's nest is, and I will deal with me and Bondo myself. "

"I have to go with you."

Trixie shook her head stubbornly and said:

"There are many dangerous things in the lair of the caveman king Gorbamak, which are products of our mechanical gnome technology, and it is difficult for you to deal with them without the help of a mechanic.

The caveman king himself is also powerful, far more violent and difficult to deal with than ordinary cavemen. I don't want to see my new boss somehow become a piece of meat in the hands of cavemen.

I'm still waiting for you to take me across the world and make my fortune. "

"You underestimate me too much."

Bo Laike jumped off the bike, looked at the dark barren valley before him, and said to Trixie:

"If you really want to help, help me to Rustbolt with the word that I'll be visiting that Prince Erazmin shortly and getting him ready for guests.

I'll bring him a 'gift', but it's not free.

After he pays enough to satisfy me, I will negotiate another 'big deal' with him. "

"okay then."

Trixie scratched her hair.

She was wise enough to guess what the new boss wanted to talk to the prince. After comparing the situation, she rationally pulled up the joystick to make the chassis of the spider tank change direction on the spot.

Throwing a watch-like thing on his wrist to Bo Laike, he said:

"Bring this, it contains the map of the entire Mechagon, I have marked the location of King Gorbamak's king's nest, will you use this?

Want me to teach you? "

"Simple, isn't it just a pocket computing device?"

Laike skillfully put the watch on his wrist, pressed the button, and a miniature projected map immediately popped up in front of his eyes.

On the projected map, there are markers of his own location and target location. This black technology even marked the shortest route and the safest route for Laike.

"cool!"

The pirate looked at the watch on his wrist and said to Trixie:

"I want this too.

But I want the kind of personal customization function, remember to ask the prince to prepare various slot chips for me, I know that the latest pocket calculator developed by you Mechagon has three slots, I want that kind! "

After speaking, the pirate took a step forward and disappeared under the night. This deep night was his home field.

A down and out wounded warlord, plus a stupid caveman king.

Solve it in minutes.

Watching the new boss leave, Trixie shrugged her shoulders, adjusted the bike to follow mode, pulled the joystick of the spider tank, and sprinted in the direction of Rustbolt.

Half an hour later, Bu Laike arrived at the troglodyte king's lair without any surprises.

I don't know if I don't look at it, but along the way, the pirate counted the heads for a while, and was shocked to find that the number of cave dwellers, large and small, in this mountainous area alone reached nearly ten thousand.

Counting the cavemen that thrived elsewhere on the island, the number of these bastards probably exceeded 30,000 to 40,000. Considering the size of the island, this number is really astonishing.

No wonder the mechanical gnomes possessed such powerful black technology, but they still couldn't wipe out the cavemen on the island. These savage and ugly creatures had an absolute advantage in number.

And they are definitely multiplying faster than the Mechagon gnomes can slaughter them.

But with such a terrifying numerical advantage, the caveman was still beaten to a corner by the Mechagon dwarf. It can be seen that the combat effectiveness of these guys with well-developed limbs and brains is also at the level of chickens.

It can only be said that the "matching mechanism" between the various regions of Azeroth is really excellent.

"Those bastards robbed my courtyard, what a disaster! Fortunately, I hid all the real treasures here in advance, or this time it was really a big loss."

As soon as Bo Laike entered the troglodyte king's lair in the valley cave, he heard the iconic high-pitched electronic sound of Bondo Block, accompanied by some kind of welding and assembly sound.

There appears to be a small assembly line at work.

And besides Bondo, there were other people in the cave.

The pirate smiled silently, and quietly slid over there, carefully avoiding the alarm robots that were everywhere and wandering around along the way.

These little things are only the size of a murloc's head, each with a detection radar that is constantly shining red light on their heads, and they use their short legs to turn around along the fixed patrol route.

Once they are found, there will be a sharp siren echoing.

This is what gnomes have against rogues and assassins, and it's generally very effective, but against a master assassin, it's not as effective.

Bu Laike slipped into the king's nest cave, and what he saw was a huge "garbage dump", which was full of all kinds of mechanical waste that had been picked up.

Many are the remains of gnome robots destroyed in the war, and some mechanical gadgets of unknown origin.

The mechanical heads of those mechanical gnomes were piled up and welded into a weird "mechanical skull throne" with rough welding methods. An oversized caveman was sitting on it.

This guy has a bit of "style".

On its shoulders are "shoulder armor" made of tire gears of a locomotive, its body is bound and welded with various steel plates to form a set of "plate armor", and on its head is a "crown" welded with iron rings and steel bars .

The arms are covered with "gauntlets" composed of gold and silver gears, and there is also a "seal" made of something unknown on the fingers. It looks like the "heart" part of the mechanical gnome's body.

Next to its mechanical skull throne, there is an overly large metal rod with broken coils wrapped around it, like a mace, and there are leaking arcs on the weapon.

Not to mention the beauty and ugliness of this dress full of complaints, the unique shape of this dress is enough to make Bu Laike's heart full of joy.

This should be the king of cavemen.

Seeing the ferocity and rage in its eyes, but also the light of wisdom, it is clear that this guy is definitely not an ordinary caveman.

And in front of His Majesty the King, who was full of punk atmosphere, on the small mechanical platform that was in operation, the escaped Bondo Juggernaut was reassembling his body.

This time, it was not a thin mechanical dwarf body, but a "mechanical battle suit" with heavy armor. After putting on this "combat suit", Bondo's height swelled to about 1.5 meters, and his body was full of electric arcs, looking majestic.

"You have to help me take back the courtyard!"

While assembling the body with the help of the robotic arm, Bondo shouted to the caveman king in front of him:

"That is my property, I will not give it up, I will arrest those ignorant outsiders and send them to King Mechagon as experimental materials!"

"Fight, okay."

Faced with Bondo's request, King Gobamak patted his "throne", shook his head, and said in a short, weird and majestic voice:

"No pay, no!"

"You greedy bastard!"

Bondo cursed:

"I welded your crown for you, and I helped you dispose of the rags you collected. I have helped you so much, and now you still have to ask me for a reward."

"Big titan, please! One!"

King Gorbamak paid no heed to Bondo's scolding.

It swung its arms that were almost as long as its body, made a huge gesture in front of it, and made another fist-swinging motion, asking:

"Big smashing, amazing! Yes, two!"

"No! Not a single one."

Bondo bargained:

"My clockwork titan was stolen by me with all my life, so I won't give it to you. You can get two electric hammers, but your idiots don't know how to use such a high-end weapon.

Only you can use it. Go over and help me get back the site first, and then we will talk about the reward.

It's not been a day or two since we cooperated. After we capture Rustbolt Town, you can take half of the things there, okay? "

"Half, okay."

King Gorbamak was finally happy. He stood up from his throne, raised the electric stick with a vicious face, and roared:

"Friend, help, okay! Kill! Eat meat!"

"That's right, eating meat, hahaha, that's it."

Bondo also cheered up.

Two bastards, one big and one small, reached an agreement to expel foreign enemies in the Wangchao cave. Seeing that a large courtyard counterattack was about to begin, but at this happy moment, a sudden change occurred.

Amid the shadows, the demonized Bu Laike descended from the sky and landed on the broad shoulders of King Gorbamak.

Riding between its necks like riding a horse, it hit a chaotic wave towards Bondo who was still laughing in front of him. The bursting shadow magic was like a tidal wave, and the whole Bondo who was caught off guard was thrown into the air.

Nathrezim's sharp claws and the Defiler fragments pierced into the caveman's hard skull from left to right, and a large mind blast was detonated in the caveman king's mind amidst the blood splatter.

Amidst the screams of the big bastard, Laike landed with a light somersault.

The long sword was drawn out of its sheath, and pierced along King Gorbamak's chin covered with ugly mane, straight into the brain, and while the blade was spinning, it stirred up the whole brain.

The demonic avatar dispersed, and the pirate drew his chest shotgun.

The two barrels rested on the big eye sockets of the caveman king, the hammer was depressed, and the trigger was pulled.

The four rounds of source quality pointed bullets were fired at the same time, and amidst the low muffled sound, the caveman king with great ambitions fell on his mechanical throne without a word, and the ugly big face plate was blown away by a third.

The strange and eerie crown fell to the ground stained with blood, and rolled to Bo Laike's feet.

He picked up the scrap iron crown, and then "looked" behind him. The Bondo giant that fell from the wall was shaking his head and getting up. But in the interim, his "partner" had died.

"Do not kill me!"

Bondo instantly recognized the situation and shouted:

"I'm willing to pay you, as long as you save my life! I'll give you whatever you want! A clockwork titan? Or a flying machine? It's all negotiable!"

"hum"

The edge of the Warp Cutter's sword that was aimed at him landed firmly in front of Bondo's goggled eyes.

The dwarf trembled in fright. Although the genitals had already been transformed, Bondo actually had the desire to urinate again after more than ten years. It's amazing.

The magic eyeball on Bo Laike's shoulder flipped, looked at Bondo who was intimidated, and said:

"Say it earlier, if you cooperated like this from the beginning, why would we need to get to such an embarrassing situation now? Tell me, what are you going to buy your life for?

Mind you, I have a big appetite.

And I feel especially dangerous when I'm hungry, and I'm hungry right now."

(end of this chapter)