80s Taoism

People in the countryside sometimes go too far when they joke, but everyone doesn't take it seriously. However, there are also quite a few cases where literary fights have been promoted to martial fights because of excessive jokes.

Zhang Wenrong has seen Fat Cat fish with his own eyes, so he has great confidence in Fat Cat.

However, the fat cat's tail was placed in the water for a long time and no fish was caught. I was a little anxious.

Seeing Zhang Wenrong's anxious looks, Zhang Enzhong said to Zhang Jiaohua proudly, "Biaohua, it seems that you have to go home and get me a can of tea."

"What are you in a hurry for? How long will it be?" Zhang Jiaohua was not in a hurry at all.

"Why not soon? Beggar, you don't want to play tricks, do you? If you keep waiting here, you won't be able to tell the winner." Zhang Enzhong said with some dissatisfaction.

"Am I stupid? How long has it been, less than an hour." Zhang Jiaohua was a little impatient.

"Uncle Jiwang, you come to judge, the beggar made a bet with me just now..." Zhang Enzhong explained the cause and effect again.

Zhang Jiwang sneered, "Enzhong, you are really good at calculating. You are so embarrassed to bet with a child."

"Uncle Jiwang, it's not right for you to say that. It's not that I want to bet with them, it's the beggar who insists on betting with me. Bets, aren't bets just casual talk?" Zhang Enzhong has a thick skin.

"On the ball day. You two pieces of tofu, do you deserve a bamboo tube? A bamboo carver costs a few cents. You want to exchange a bamboo tube for tea. Are you still human if you cheat on children?" Zhang Jiwang cursed directly.

"Forget it, Grandpa Jiwang, don't worry, he's doomed." Zhang Jiaohua seemed very confident.

"That's good! I'll wait another half an hour, and I'm sure I won't wait any longer, Jiaohua, if you have the guts, you're willing to gamble and admit defeat." Zhang Enzhong used aggressive tactics on Zhang Jiaohua.

"Don't worry. I'll show you the fish right away." Zhang Jiaohua said without looking back.

Just as Zhang Jiaohua finished speaking, she heard Fat Mao screaming: Meow!

The fat cat jumped up from the rock suddenly, but its tail seemed to be caught by something.

"It's caught! It's caught!" Zhang Wenrong shouted excitedly.

Zhang Jiwang originally wanted to blame Zhang Jiahua, but who knew that the cat's tail really caught something.

"What did you catch?" Zhang Enzhong was very suspicious. asked again and again.

"Turtle fish, it's a turtle. This fish is biting Fat Cat's tail tightly, no wonder Fat Cat is in such pain." Zhang Jiagen quickly jumped onto the rock. A turtle weighing two or three catties firmly bit the fat cat's tail. No wonder Fat Cat was in such pain.

"Uncle Enzhong, is this ball of fish considered a fish?" Zhang Jiaohua asked with a smile.

Zhang Enzhong really wanted to play tricks, "How can a turtle be considered a fish?"

"Zhang Enzhong, if you dare to play tricks, I will beat you to death with a pole!" Zhang Jiagen couldn't hold back anymore, and immediately rushed up from the pier.

Zhang Hangao and Zhang Wenrong quickly pulled Zhang Jiagen back, "Zhang Enzhong can't be blamed!"

Zhang Jiwang said with a smile, "Enzhong, that's what you're promising. You've been beating tofu for the rest of your life. But you don't think carefully about it. Every time you fight a beggar, which one have you won? Don't suffer a big loss then."

Zhang Enzhong was startled by Zhang Jiwang's words, yes, this is Zhang Jiaohua. If you really pissed me off, I could just cast a spell on myself, and I would be able to cure myself.

"All right, I admit it. I admit defeat. I was just joking with the beggar. Don't take it seriously." Zhang Enzhong admitted softly.

"Biaohua, are we cooking this ball of fish for dinner?" Zhang Hangao asked.

"Let it go. Sailors don't eat turtles." Zhang Jiaohua still has the rules of Meishan Navy in his head.

"Let's let it go. If it's such a big turtle, it might be worth more than ten or twenty yuan if it's sold in the town." Zhang Jiagen felt a little bit reluctant.

"The beggar told me to let it go, so let it go." Zhang Wenrong was about to let go of his turtle, he was dumbfounded, this ball of fish was really ruthless, and his mouth tightly wagged a part of the fat cat's tail. The fat cat kept screaming but couldn't get out of the turtle's mouth.

"I'll do it!" Zhang Jiwang was naturally much richer than these children, jumped down, and tapped the turtle's head with a wooden ruler in his hand, knocking the turtle unconscious. The turtle opened its mouth and loosened the fat cat's tail.

The fat cat immediately jumped up to the river bank, ran to a tree, and refused to get down, it really suffered a lot today. Now he refuses to go fishing by the river.

Only then did Zhang Jiaohua understand why this fat cat likes fish so much, but doesn't come to the river to fish, insisting on eating the fish he raises. Isn't this obvious? There are not only fish in this river, there are other things besides fish. This group of fish is difficult for ordinary people to touch, but this fat cat is very attractive to these things.

"Fat cat, come here quickly. The dinner is up to you." Zhang Jiaohua waved to the fat cat on the tree.

Sha Mao could only bite the bullet and walked towards Zhang Jiaohua.

"That turtle has been released for so long, and it will definitely not be fooled again." Zhang Jiaohua said.

After being frightened this time, the turtle will naturally not stay where it is. But several people also startled the fish in the water. That turtle will definitely change places. Naturally, he won't come over to grab business.

"Woof!" Seeing that Fat Cat was passive and sabotage, Zhanshan Leopard immediately warned him. This action is much more effective than Zhang Jiaohua's giving orders. The fat cat slid back to the boulder before, then lay obediently on the stone, and then put its tail into the river.

This time, as expected, Zhang Jiaohua did not expect it. Those turtles should have gone far away. This time, it was a crucian carp that weighed one catty that bit the bait.

But Zhang Enzhong had already left, and Zhang Jiwang was busy with his affairs.

"Tongzi. Jiagen, hurry up!" Zhang Wenzhong quickly gave orders.

Zhang Jiagen quickly picked up the bucket and scooped up half a bucket of water in the river, and then took the fish off the fat cat's tail.

"Haha, what a fat crucian carp! It's a blessing tonight! But this one is not enough for me alone!" Zhang Jiagen happily took the fish down and put it into the bucket.

The carp bit tightly, but it didn't show fear until it was caught by Zhang Jiagen. This is also really strange.

"Fat cat! Hurry up! There's not enough to eat!" Zhang Jiaohua said hastily. The Diamond Mountain Leopard immediately urged the fat cat.

The fat cat quickly put its tail into the river. The fat cat was a little depressed. He must have remembered his own life experience. I can be the king of cows and cats. But the one who commanded hundreds of birds to attack the gardening field!