80s Taoism

Zhang Wenrong has been very upset these days. Before, they diverted water to fill up all the reservoirs in the garden. Let the beggar release some fry. But today they accidentally saw a scene in the cistern, which completely freaked them out. The fat cat went fishing in the pond. This fat cat is really evil, something got on its tail, and the fish in the pond bit its tail one by one, and it caught it out of the pond. The fat cat has such a big belly, how can the few fish fry put in there be enough for it to eat.

"Brother Rong, this fat cat kid is very evil!" Zhang Jiagen shook his head as he watched.

"That's right, Brother Rong, what should we do? If the fat cat eats up all the fish fry, then we won't even get back the capital. We came up with this idea, so it's a bit embarrassing." Zhang Hangao also said.

Zhang Wenrong picked up a stone from the ground and threw it at Fat Cat. The fat cat was still chewing, when suddenly it saw a stone whizzing towards it, and quickly rolled to the ground, avoiding the stone just in time. Knowing that the fish-stealing incident was revealed, he ran away.

"That's not okay, let's go, talk to the beggar. It can't be like this. It goes on like this. Raising such a cat is simply a disaster." Zhang Wenrong walked back angrily.

After finally waiting for Zhang Jiaohua to come back from school, Zhang Wenrong immediately reported today's incident to Zhang Jiaohua.

"Where's that fat cat?" Zhang Jiaohua asked. He didn't expect Sha Mao to have this ability.

"Who knows where it is hiding?" Zhang Wenrong said angrily.

"This matter is actually easy to handle. This fat cat is so good at fishing, so let him go fishing in the river. Eating wild game every day makes his mouth sore, and it's time for a change." Zhang Jiaohua's thinking is different from Zhang Wenrong and others.

Zhang Wenrong's eyes lit up, "That's right. Why didn't I think of this one?"

Zhang Wenrong scratched his head, and quickly said to Zhang Hangao and Zhang Jiagen, "Why are you standing still, hurry up and find that fat cat. Go fishing in the river while it's still early."

The Diamond Mountain Leopard was much faster than them, and it took the fat cat back in a short time. When the fat cat entered the door, it kept drooping its head, as if it was deeply reflecting on its crime. This thing is very evil, and if it does something bad, it pretends to be pitiful. Zhang Jiaohua is already used to this routine.

"Fat cat, don't say I didn't give you a chance. You ate so many fish fry from me. If you don't make up for it today, we'll just eat stewed cow cats tonight." Zhang Wenrong said.

The fat cat curled up on the ground and shivered, as if terrified.

"Fat cat, don't pretend to be dead. Otherwise, I'll let the leopard deal with you. Hurry up and go fishing in the river, and pay off your merits. Otherwise, you'll be beaten to death and thrown into the toilet." Zhang Jiaohua said angrily.

Fat Mao turned over immediately and jumped outside.

"This sick cat is coaxed every time to keep going." Zhang Wenrong hurriedly chased it out, and he could be heard shouting from afar, "Hurry up and bring an iron bucket over here."

Zhang Jiaohua also chased it out. Fat cat fishing, what a new thing, he has never seen it before!

Not far away is a river called Meizixi. The creek is not very wide, and the widest point is only six or seven meters wide. At the narrowest point, it is only two or three meters wide. Using the terrain on both sides of the strait, you can skip it directly. The water is not very deep, the deepest place is one or two heads deep (about three or four meters deep).

There are not many fishermen in Meiziao, and only one or two households in the village go to the river to catch fish when the water is high. Usually, many children go fishing in the river with small nets. The small net is extremely simple, and it is made of that kind of mosquito net. Two thin bamboo strips form a cross, and the two ends fix the four corners of the square gauze net. Put some bait in it, sink into the water, and when the small fish come to eat the bait, slowly pull up the small net. Some stupid fish with poor vigilance will be caught online. Many alert ones naturally fled.

With an evildoer like Fat Cat, he naturally wanted to catch big fish. Have to find a place with deep water. It's just that the fat cat's tail is not long enough, so it is only suitable for the pier near Meizitang. This pier is not for mooring boats. Naturally, a small stream like Meizixi cannot have a boat. The pier is mainly used for laundry. In the evening, the wharf is the venue for the Meizitang Women's Conference. Every household's mothers-in-law and daughters have come here to wash clothes. Of course, at night in summer, this place becomes the bathing hall for all the men in the village.

"Henkel, why did you bring a cat to the pier?" asked Zhang Enzhong, who was washing steamers by the river.

"Fishing." Zhang Hangao was out of breath.

"Why didn't I see you bring a fishing rod while fishing?" Zhang Enzhong was a little surprised.

"I'll tie the fat cat's head with a rope later, and then throw it into the river, so we can go fishing." Zhang Hangao said with a smile.

"Hey, your fishing method is good. But with such a big bait, how big is the fish that can bite it?" Zhang Enzhong laughed, who would take such words seriously.

Sha Mao was a little unhappy, and meowed at Zhang Hangao.

Zhang Wenrong pointed to a stone next to the pier, "That's the place. Fat cat, hurry up. If you don't catch any fish today, I'll just throw you into the river and feed the fish."

The fat cat boss walked over reluctantly, lay down on the stone, grasped the stone tightly with four paws, and then dropped his tail into the river.

Zhang Jiaohua walked over slowly, "Did you catch any fish?"

Zhang Enzhong chuckled, "Beggar, isn't this your idea?"

"What was my idea?" Zhang Jiaohua stared at the fat cat lying on the rock.

"It is to let the cat go fishing. I have lived for dozens of years, and I have never seen a cat that can fish with its tail. Beggar, if you let the cat catch fish, I will fry an egg with the palm of my hand for you to eat." Zhang Enzhong laughed.

"There's no need to fry the eggs in the palm of your hand. You can go home later and bring me two pieces of tofu. Just put a few pieces of tofu in the fish soup, it's very fresh." Zhang Jiaohua said.

"Then what should you do if you don't catch it?" Zhang Enzhong asked.

"What do you want?" Zhang Jiaohua asked.

Zhang Enzhong thought for a while, "Why don't you give me a box of black tea? That tea tastes good."

"Uncle Enzhong, you really know how to do business. Two pieces of tofu are exchanged for a box of black tea. The black tea wholesale is more than one hundred boxes. You are so kind." Zhang Wenrong turned his head and said.

"Whatever he is, even if you want to spend 10,000 yuan, he will pay less than one cent. Anyway, he is bound to lose." Zhang Jiagen said with a smile.

"That's true." Zhang Wenrong stopped talking.

"Yes. Uncle Enzhong, do you have any tofu at home?" Zhang Hangao asked.

"Is there any? Go home and ask your aunt." Zhang Enzhong said.

"Look at what you said. Where can I eat my aunt's tofu?" Zhang Hangao laughed.

"Boy, it's not big or small." Zhang Enzhong said angrily.