2nd Round Villain

110 – – Year N, look forward to it, because the clown is leaving.

Dozens of pupils shudder. Pleasant stimulation and tension massage the whole body.

Those gods, frozen in place at the few words I said. The noblest and greatest, the finest servant, is swayed by mere demons like me.

Could there be anything more enjoyable than this? There is probably no demon in the world who has a more enjoyable life than me.

“Is no one coming out? Umm… This is very difficult. I never thought you, dear gods, could have been such a coward.”

Even Thor, the fearless god of thunder, is unable to step forward easily under the heavy pressure of eternal extinction. It’s a pleasant flow.

A sense of superiority and elation dominates the brain. Adrenaline surges like a stimulant.

“Well, good. In fact, I rather like it that way. You don’t have to see something as bloody as blood, right? between us.”

“Between us? When did we have a one-on-one ceremony?”

“There were unforgettable memories. You all forgot.”

It is a world in which people do not remember the person who was beaten and only remember the person who was beaten. My head still throbs beyond time and space, but I lived very comfortably.

“You seem insane.”

“I hear things like that a lot. I am the most normal.”

“… Abnormal people don’t know that they are abnormal.”

“That’s what the abnormal world said. It’s true. This world doesn’t know that they are the most abnormal.”

“… .”

Odin’s only pupil contains an unknown depth. I smiled. It’s a showy smile. That I wasn’t nervous at all.

The murmur between the gods becomes more and more frequent, but no one can say that they have to kill me carelessly.

The moment he says that, he will be in the forefront. None of them are prepared for extinction.

The best way to spin a bomb is to throw it away, but who’s going to take on that brave part in this suffocating fight?

“no? really? no one? ah! I will sacrifice this body for our gods! Where is the heroic god with such a sense of justice? Of course, it wouldn’t be possible to have just one person with me!”

“… .”

I allowed the gods to answer, but the gods scrambled to remain silent.

I can’t help it. Nobody’s stepping out, so I’ll step in.

Originally, veteran clowns play double roles.

“hmm… Can I offer a compromise at this point? Noble princes?”

They clapped their hands together as if clapping. Cheerful pair! A sound echoes.

“I know what you are worried about. He must have been afraid that an impure molecule like me or a risk factor might cause an unpredictable accident.”

“… .”

“So I can fully understand your desire to get rid of me right away, but do you not consider my position? I am also a life, and I am a dynamic being who endlessly pursues life, but there is no way I will die quietly just because of your old age.”

I chant sadly as if lamenting my situation, and express my position. Zeus said without batting an eye. Anyway, it’s like a god with nothing in his brain other than s*x.

“So, what are you going to offer as a compromise?”

“You have an impatient personality. Anyway, of all the things I’m going to do, what you’re most concerned about is, of course, the creation of a god, right?”

“okay. Gods are the noblest species of all, so how could mortals like you be left with subjective creation of gods… .”

“Cut out the words that are not in your heart. noble species? If a noble species is a female, do you sow seeds everywhere regardless of race? Even now, when women in Tuguk get pregnant while having an affair, they excuse themselves by saying, ‘Zeus has visited.’ It’s all because of who.”

“… Is it a provocation?”

“I just mentioned the facts, but to say that it is a provocation, are you trying to drive it into defamation and blasphemy when it is factual? Well, that’s at your discretion, Zeus, but let’s talk about our true nature.”

I took out my magic stick. The tip of the thin stick pointed to the meta.

“Gentlemen, honestly, how many of you can beat that meta 1v1?”

“… !”

“The main deity of the Holy Church shares power with the believers, but gods like you live by receiving the faith from the believers. Of course, the source of that power and faith is ‘humans’. Even within those humans, there is only a specific country or group.”

“Hey man, what are you trying to say?”

“Meta is the only god. The only god of goblins. While you share and share the faith of countless humans, the meta alone will monopolize the faith of all goblins. Of course, in mental abilities such as faith, humans are far superior to goblins, but the difference in quantity is too great.”

“bloke… !”

“Even at this moment, the meta is getting stronger in real time. You can tell by looking at the magic that surrounds Meta’s body. Do you guys too? Far from getting stronger, don’t you have faith that only maintains your divinity, like ant poop?”

Long ago, when Satan tempted Adam and Eve to eat an apple in the Garden of Eden.

At that time, it is said that Satan turned into a serpent and tempted him.

Anyway, I like the imagination of the old people.

How did he know that a snake’s tongue is a good tongue to talk about?

“Sooner or later, Meta will become a god with a deity comparable to that of a tolerable supreme god. You can mobilize humans to oppress and slaughter the goblins, but the goblins have been treated that way for a long time. He is often slaughtered by the subjugation party, and is treated like a mutt on the street by the same monsters… Really, the charm point is that the vitality is tenacious as much as it is crude.”

“Tell me the requirements, don’t spin around.”

“It’s simple. I won’t make any more gods. I’ve already done enough to deceive you. I don’t think there will be anything more insignificant than goblins. In the first place, my purpose is not something grandiose like ‘conquering the world’ or ‘leading the gods’. I just run for a fun prank.”

“Are you kidding me?”

“A cat goes blank when it sees a ticking pocket watch, and a dog loses consciousness when it sees a flying bone. There’s something that makes everyone crazy, right? Just like when Zeus sees a female, he jumps at him with all his limbs.”

“… ! You’re talking nonsense from a while ago about a pierced mouth. I tore the mouth of a guy like you countless times.”

“is it so? Then tear mine up too. I wonder how quickly the goblins of the world will fall if they only harass Zeus and your apostles. Maybe you can release the grudges of the women who have been violated by you?”

Zeus’ face turns red. I didn’t mean to tease him, but given the chance, I’d be quick to ask. I have a habit that I have to reveal when I see someone else’s shame.

“Oscar Lucifer, is it okay for the person making the offer to insult the head of Olympus?”

Odin, a rival of Zeus, takes the place of the resentful Zeus. He seemed refreshed somehow.

“Of course, the best thing is not to cause humiliation, but hehehe… .”

What is it, did you feel the same way as me?

But I have no desire to ride with you, Odin.

“Odin, do you have the right to say that?”

“what?”

“When you learn the seldr… Did you dress up as a woman? He even felt pleasure in that state. Commonly called the female orgasm, cu cu cu cu! How did you feel? Did your back bend like a bow and your entire body twisted? If I get a chance, I want to see it too!”

“… !”

Maybe it’s because they’ve lived longer than anyone else, gods have so many things to lay down.

Oh right. Now is not your turn to be doing this. I almost forgot about my main job.

“Anyway, my suggestion is this. I’m not going to make a god anymore. I did everything I wanted to do. So, just because you saved me, there is nothing that will harm you guys!”

I shouted in a voice full of confidence, trying to look as trustworthy as possible. Like a scammer at the moment of selling things.

“How can we believe that?”

“I’ve been thinking a little bit about that too. How can I buy your picky faith! Where should I get my hands and feet and walk? However, as I thought about it, I came up with a method. An oath that can never be broken.”

“… What is it?”

“hmm… that’s it… .”

what was it

It’s been a long time since I’ve been thinking properly, so my head is still blank. That’s why I can’t remember what I thought about before I started praying.

Oh right.

“Have you ever heard of the ‘Oath of the Styx’?”

Oath of the Styx.

A noble covenant that even the two worlds cannot break.

Whoever puts it in his mouth cannot break his oath, even if the sky literally splits. If you try to violate it, you will fall into a state of suspended animation and will never be able to eat or die. Even if you live, you will not be alive.

I don’t believe in Olympian mythology, but the Oath of the Styx is as real as it is. So in the past, I made the target swear by it and then created a situation where I had to forcefully break it.

“Are you going to swear the Oath of the River Styx?”

“Isn’t it going to be okay? I’m proud. By the way, I swear right now. I, Oscar Lucifer, will not create God no matter what. This is the Oath of the River Styx. OK?”

“… I can’t hold on to it anymore because I mentioned Styx.”

It’s an absurdly simple procedure, but it’s the surest oath in the world. The gods let out a sigh as if their tension was relieved, or scratched their heads at the problem that was solved more easily than expected.

In particular, Thor, who was conserving his strength to hit me from behind, gnashed his teeth and cut his anger. Ugh, how does his hot-tempered temperament not get fixed no matter how many years pass?

“However, it would be best not to be vigilant. Oscar Lucifer.”

I must have negotiated, I was about to leave after saying a semi-forced goodbye, but Odin stopped me. An old voice of unfathomable depth pierces your ears.

“Why, what else do you have to do?”

“It’s not like that, but because of this, you have become the target of the gods’ vigilance. Who knows, one day a blind sword will come and pierce your heart. At this point, as you say, no one can step out recklessly.”

“Your title has changed. Sleeping with you… As far as advice. Did you suddenly feel better about me? It’s a strange thing. I only have memories of insulting you.”

The gods were also grumbling and returning to the heavens. Odin, the god of Asgard, moved his worn-out feet and left unknown words.

On his lips, with a very faint smile.

“It’s just a reward for making me immerse myself in memories after a long time. Looking at you reminds me of my dead brother.”

“… is it so? It wasn’t intentional, but I’m glad you did good deeds. Because what I like most is doing good deeds.”

After a brief dialogue, the gods all left. Except for one person, the new goblin god meta I made.

Now everything to do is done.

It was time to head to Eden Academy, which he had been waiting for.

“Meta, come here.”

I called my creature. Meta came running with a stride with her tall and gigantic body.

“yes yes! Please speak!”

“I will tell you what to do from now on, so listen carefully and do it. Understand?”

“Oh, of course! If it’s Oscar-sama’s order, I can go into the pit of fire!”

“Anyway, you won’t die even if you go into a pit of fire.”

“oh… ! That’s right… ! Then another example… .”

“No, it’s okay. Just do what you are told to do.”

Whisper-.

Mehta’s big green ears told him the mission he had to undertake. Meta’s eyes gradually widened to astonishment, but soon he nodded as if he had made up his mind.

“Okay, then I’ll trust you. Aru! let’s go!”

“Keong kong! But where are you going?”

“I have to go to the continent!”

The time has come to put an end to the 500-year-old demon forest.

I came out of the forest with a pet dog.

Shortly thereafter, I stopped at a weapon store on the continent and bought a shotgun and an air gun each. If it’s me now, even if I meet a tolerable strongman, I can break the head with telekinesis alone, but compared to a shotgun and an air gun, the taste is incomparable.

yeah i missed this The smell of gunpowder is strong and red blood is leaking… this beautiful gun barrel. I am already looking forward to my academy life.

Eden Academy.

And our Lady Mary.

Look forward to it, because the clown is coming.

*****

The mind of the god Odin was pensive.

Thor, who had been watching him closely, asked a question pretending not to be interested.

“Why are you like this? Was there anything buried in that Oscar or something?”

Odin licked his dry lips and sighed.

“Thor, didn’t you feel familiar seeing that Oscar?”

“what? familiar? What kind of crap is that? How do we know a sucker like that?”

“I felt it. no… Looking at him, I thought of ‘that guy’ who died a long time ago. It’s amazing. The two cannot exist unless they are related… .”

“How do I know if it’s him? I’m not even a mind reader.”

Thor put Mjolnir on his shoulder and said curtly. Thinking that made sense, Odin nodded briefly.

“Loki. That naughty boy.”

“Loki? He died a long time ago.”

“Yes, he is dead. I’m sure he died… Seeing that young demon, Oscar, reminded me of Loki.”

‘Cats go blank when they see a ticking pocket watch, and dogs lose their minds when they see flying bones… … Isn’t this what Loki often uttered while he was alive?’

It was when Odin’s only pupil grew deeper and deeper.

“Hey! What else are you delusional about!”

match-!

Thor, avoiding agony and struggle, hit Odin on the back. It wasn’t that I was strong, so I didn’t get angry.

“When will that Loki die? What kind of useless worries!”

‘Uh… After all, at least one of the countless people in the world might have a similar personality to Loki… When did Loki die, this delusion… .’

Odin quickly forgot what had suddenly occurred to him. Now was the time to take care of the new world, which would change rapidly with the birth of the Goblin God.