2nd Round Villain

109 – – Year N, Ugly Monsters and Noble Servants – 4

The walpae in the sky, the gods come in droves. Unlike the principal gods, they are acquired gods created through faith, or seeds formed through love between gods and gods.

Red-haired Thor, Zeus who is like a little sun, Odin who exchanged eyes with Wisdom who overlooks the fresh water… .

Those cute guys have a record of undoing a goblin in a previous life when I turned it into a demigod.

The look was very spectacle. In the name of celebrating the birth of a new god, and with the true intention of embracing that god with their own faction, they descended to the earth with excitement.

“… !”

Like right now… The sight of a face that had seen “existence that shouldn’t exist.”

Really, it was a spectacle and a spectacle.

“Why is everyone’s face like that? Did you get an upset stomach because you ate the wrong breakfast? I don’t know what time it is, so I don’t know if it’s morning, lunch or dinner.”

Everyone is dumbfounded with their mouths wide open. The eyes of the gods were fixed on one god like the muzzle of a sniper rifle.

Goblin god, Meta. It shouldn’t have existed, but it eventually did.

“Meta! say hello! They are gods like you! Not everyone is like that, but they are tired of the comfortable life in the divine realm and resentment of indolence!”

He pointed to the gods and shouted loudly. Upon hearing the phrase introducing themselves, the gods narrowed their brows.

Does not matter. I’m not the kind of person who notices anyone. Clowns don’t notice things like that!

“And this side is meta! He is the god of all goblins in the world! You’ve seen Goblin King or Goblin Lord from time to time, but have you seen Goblin God for the first time? In fact, me too!”

This time, he pointed at the meta and shouted. Meta looked dumbfounded, as if he wasn’t used to the divine energy flowing through his body. I looked at it with a young eye.

Looking at the face of a goblin, who could think of it as a common trash monster crawling on the ground? A green rice cake stick that was so sturdy that even most orcs couldn’t compare it, a face full of intimidation, and red hair that was so plentiful that it fell to the ground.

It is perfect. A being that is superior to what I dreamed of in my previous life, no, even more than my goal at that time, is standing in front of me.

I can’t contain my excitement. The hard work of the past 18 years is flooded with emotion and reward.

“I… at las… !”

“okay! Meta! you are a god now Now I won’t give you any more faith, but don’t worry! All the goblins in the world will only trust you!”

“Kyong-k-k-k-k-k-k-k! Meta! Strange! I’m sorry! It’s different from before entering the backyard!”

Aru barks, feeling awkward at the changed meta. I didn’t have to stop her. Because every time she lets out a howl.

Woo woo-.

“Kuh… !”

Because the cave is resounding, imprinting our presence on those arrogant gods.

“Huh… It’s a troubling situation.”

One of the gods stepped forward. A gray-haired old man wearing a navy blue robe, holding a long spear in his hand. There is only one pupil inside the robe. People call him Odin.

“Goblin god… If it is not that these eyes see wrongly and these ears hear wrongly, it must be so, but who can explain this absurd situation?”

“Well, I guess that’s just how it is! Was the news too shocking for you to accept?”

“Shock is shock, but… I don’t get it. A goblin god, even though I’ve seen elves and dwarves gather their faith and make their own gods… This is the first time this has happened.”

“Everyone has a first time! Like a man’s virgin or a woman’s virgin! However, the world can welcome the wind of reform only when it overcomes the beginning!”

“Can I take that as a voice telling me to shut up even if I don’t understand it?”

“You are sharp. As expected, you are a god who presides over wisdom.”

“this guy! How arrogant! How dare you make fun of the mouth of a mere demon!”

An Asgardian god yells at me. By the way, Odin is their god. The main god of the Holy Church I know is a heresy to them.

“Are you rude? Whoever decides that! I don’t believe in you, including Odin! Come forward confidently!”

“Even if this guy gives me a chance! How arrogant you are!”

A giant god steps forward. A naked god wielding a great thunder hammer named Mjolnir. In the distant past, Thor, the ‘strongest god’, had a record of lifting one of the Five Kings, Jormungandr the Death King.

Thor is hot-blooded in a good way, but hot-tempered and arrogant in a negative way. Even so, his strength, pride, and fighting spirit are so high that even all the gods can’t match him, so no one can treat him carelessly.

“OK! You did as you said! What are you going to do now!”

“Oh, I thought you wouldn’t come out because you were scared, but you did. I can’t help it. Please go back in.”

“… Are you kidding me?”

“hahahaha, that’s a joke. Half sincerity mixed. After being locked up for 18 years, the playfulness kicks in, but I don’t really want to fight with them.”

Thor’s complexion turned red as if he thought he had been made fun of. If the situation arises, I feel a strong will to wield Mjolnir and crush my muzzle, which insulted me.

“Whoa… Your head hurts.”

If I left it alone, it was obvious that Thor would explode with a thunderbolt, and one of the gods stepped out, squeezing his temple.

With a head shining like the sun and burning eyes, Zeus is the god of Olympus.

“Asmodian, what is your name?”

“It’s called Oscar Lucifer, but I don’t know if you’ve heard of it.”

“Oscar Lucifer, the child of the Lucifer family, the duke of the northern kingdom of Satan. You have heard and seen.”

“It is an honor to be so high that someone above the sky knows my lowly name.”

“Oscar Lucifer… Are you aware of how crazy you have been?”

A solemn voice resounds low.

“The unprecedented madness of creating a god.”

“Ahahahaha.”

“… !!”

The eyes of the gods who were listening widened. I guess no one could have imagined it except for Zeus and a few. You might be able to tell from the rough circumstances and my tone.

It’s something I can’t even afford to do. Later, when the god created by the hands of the emperor of the Empire sweeps the battlefield, the flagship will vomit.

“Poetry creates God… ? Only demons… ?”

“Oh, Zeus! Is what you just said really true?”

“This… This is against providence! How dare a lowly being deliberately create a god!”

The first two reactions are to praise my achievements, so I can listen to them with pleasure, but the third reaction is a bit unpleasant. I shouted furiously.

“When pursuing possibilities like a single strand of thread without being bound by principles! Only then will we make progress and progress! Don’t be swayed by those old-fashioned ideas!”

Yes, Odin said, touching the eyes he traded for wisdom.

“It’s not that you’re wrong, but I can’t deny that you did something that would throw the world into great confusion.”

“So what? What, are you going to interrupt me?”

“The fact that goblins are the most humble species is a providence that has been prescribed since birth. Defying that providence and elevating a lowly monster to the noblest species is not an act that can be easily overlooked.”

“Are you going to kill Meta? Don’t say things you don’t mean to say. Do you think I did this without knowing that a god cannot kill a god?”

“… .”

Odin couldn’t bear to respond to my words. I smiled.

The reason why the goblin I created in my previous life was mercilessly killed by the gods was because that goblin was a half-goblin. He’s so low-key that he’s only half a god and half a monster.

However, the exceptional goblin meta perfectly absorbed the deity and became a full-fledged god. The most insignificant piece of paper despised by everyone! In other words, it has become a great existence that humans unanimously believe in!

That doesn’t mean meta has become completely immortal, but at least those gods can’t annihilate meta. That’s why I don’t bend my head now.

“Yes, we are that weird god… can’t kill That’s not even possible. However, that does not guarantee your safety.”

Odin murmurs in a menacing tone. The god of war, the god of shouts, and the god of spears have a bloody look in his eyes.

“Are you going to kill me?”

“You bastard, did you really believe that goblin was a god? If so, we can just ignore you and treat you like a lunatic.”

“Is this a situation where you can lie?”

“… But, at least to this one eye, it doesn’t seem so.”

“Exactly! It is true that I sincerely believed in it, but that was until a few minutes ago. The god I serve now has changed.”

I don’t know if you’ll notice if I say Saint Mary. I won’t mention Maria’s name just in case.

“You built up so much faith that you could create a god, and the god you believed in changed in an instant? Was the mind of a mortal with a finite lifespan really that flexible?”

“There is nothing impossible in this world. If anyone brings it up, it’s just an excuse for a weak fugitive. It was something I left behind a long time ago.”

“Your age… I remember it being about 500 years old now.”

“The world is wide. Somewhere there exists a demon with a system of consciousness capable of creating a god at just 500 years old.”

“Is that so? Then, I will treat you accordingly.”

Odin shakes his head.

“Did you say Oscar Lucifer? you are an irregular Also, they harbor dangerous thoughts.”

“If you were a lunatic who believed only in those goblins, this would have happened in an instant.”

“But you are not like that. Even though he created God casually, he was relaxed. You are enough to cause great confusion in the world.”

“We cannot kill gods, but we can kill demons. Oscar Lucifer. There is no need for us not to kill you. Your petty arrogance is the cause of your death today.”

Aha, so you’re going to leave the goblin god that’s already been made and kill me, who might be taking a more dangerous step?

A wise decision indeed. In my previous life, I held the title of Northern Grand Duke of the Demon King’s Army, so the gods who were afraid of the Demon King Kanos could only subdue me and not kill me, but in this life, I was just an annoying variable.

Besides, the gods… Even they are not weak. Even gods differ in their powers depending on the individual, but the highest gods such as Odin and Zeus do not yield even when compared to the dragon king Endros, who showed overwhelming force a hundred years ago.

Such gods came in droves. Even if you use the Joker card to summon the power of the past, you can win, but you will have to take a lot of damage.

“Odin, aren’t you arrogant?”

“what?”

However, all those worst futures don’t happen.

I’m not stupid.

Because they are not geniuses.

God of Wisdom? A symbol of intellect?

What is the use of guiding the wolf to become a wolf and talking about wisdom and intelligence in front of the prepared person?

“Why do you think I’ll be obedient?”

“Are you going to fight now? I won’t stop you, but that sounds like a stupid move. Even if both the Archangel and the Archangel gather together, is it just the demons predicting things that would be too much for them to do?”

“No, fighting to the death and not being treated are different. I have no desire to fight fists with you.”

Odin wiggles his white eyebrows.

“Are you going to run away? I don’t intend to miss it, but if you’ve prepared that number… I ate one.”

“Escape? I wish I could, but can you see a hole right here where even a mouse could slip through? Except for the ceiling you just broke through.”

“… .”

“By the way, running away is not a very good solution. If I don’t negotiate here, you and your apostles will always be after me. The role of a fugitive in a chase is always fun, but right now I have to enjoy a comfortable life in an academy.”

“negotiation? Are you going to negotiate with us?”

“Yes, in other words, it is also called a ‘contract’. You know what? We concede, and you also concede. To each other’s advantage.”

The white eyes grow deep. Zeus, who was radiating intense heat from the side, intervened in our conversation.

“Oscar Lucifer, how dare the demons talk to us right now!”

An overwhelming sense of intimidation oppresses the whole body. I just woke up from 18 years of prayer, so I feel dizzy as if there is a fog in my head. Aru howls furiously.

Still, don’t tea. If it’s not intentional, showing one’s weakness is no different than telling the other person to kill me. I waved my finger and said.

“Come on, let’s make a home. What if one of you, right here, brutally kills me? Then what will happen?”

“What’s going on, eh… .”

“that’s right! My men and allies will be furious! I will hold a great grudge against the god who killed me! Well, you don’t know how strong my teammates are specifically, so I’ll simply consider just the two of you here.”

“two? Goblin God and… wolf beast… Huh, you must be the King of Lang. I could never have thought that the King of Lang was here.”

“that’s right. He is the king of wolves and the god of goblins. In other words, all the wolves and goblins in the world are now under my command.”

“… What do you want to say?”

“I will declare it right here! Meta! Aru! Completely annihilate the apostles of the first god who decapitates me!”

“… !!”

“What? I don’t want the young demon to die, but… If you die, of course I will avenge you!”

“Oh, if it’s Oscar’s order, I’ll do it, but… ! He, but you can’t die!”

“Ah, this expression of beheading doesn’t really mean decapitation. I’m talking about the god who kills me. ruler! who’s going to step out? Which brave god would kill me?”

God is not old.

It just vanishes indefinitely.

When the apostles who believed in God no longer remained on earth, and they could no longer receive their faith.

Thank you, Imperial Emperor Albrecht.

I’m going to use the tactic you used in your previous life to threaten the gods. I don’t have an absurd level of military power like you, but I put some restrictions on it.

‘If you interfere, I will annihilate all of your followers and temples.’

At that time, the rare adage that the emperor uttered is written like this.

“Hey, everyone’s eyes are rolling around. A fierce fight is going on silently. At times like this, I have to chew on the popcorn, which is a pity.”

Gods who are busy taking care of each other’s eyes. It’s a funny sight.

“If you kill both me and Aru right here, it would be fine if you only deal with the goblins… Do you know? Are goblins like microbes?”

There are countless monsters in the world, and there are countless extinct races among them. Humans who are hostile to monsters are strong, and their numbers are unmatched.

However, goblins, which are called the weakest monsters, continue to survive for hundreds of thousands of years and harm humans. They are the fairies of the cursed forest. It is absolutely impossible to completely annihilate the goblins unless it destroys the world.

Goblins are weak, so how do you annihilate the apostles of a god? How can that weak goblin survive when all the goblins in the world are targeting a group of humans? It’s not an empire, a military state, or a country.

Even if they persevered, no matter which forest or valley they passed through, the goblins would attack only that group to die. Merchant trade or maritime trade cannot be dreamed of, and the power is gradually weakening… In the end, they will become prey in the power struggle of the same humans.

“Come on, come out. It’s because I’m a busy demon. Just close your eyes and think that you are making a sacrifice. Of course, I’ll be on the verge of dying, and I’ll take some of you along as companions.”

Gods who are not pursued by death do not prepare for or prepare for death.

That’s why they fear ‘eternal extinction’ more than any other race.

What do you do if you are the most noble and lofty race, and you don’t think about the future of death, which even insects on the ground look out for.

that’s your loser These bird-breasted cowards.

It’s a show that I’ve been working on for 18 years. It wasn’t only this moment that I hoped for, but it wasn’t that there was no anticipation at all.

Today’s show is the Notice Game.

The best answer is to abstain altogether.