Zombieland: I own a coffin shop

"Ah...... Cousin, what are you doing, get your gun back!".

Seeing Captain Ah Wei take out the gun, Ren Tingting suddenly looked anxious, and hurriedly ran to Su Yang, stretching out her arms to block Ah Wei's pistol.

I'm afraid that Ah Wei will go crazy and hurt Su Yang by mistake!

"Cousin, cousin, what are you doing here? Hurry up, this kid dares to hit me, see if Lao Tzu shoots him!"

When Captain Ah Wei saw that his goddess Ren Tingting was actually in front of this stinky boy, a wave of anger suddenly burned in his heart, and he roared angrily: "Boy, sure enough, you will stand behind the woman, you trash!!"

Looking at Ah Wei who was like a mad dog in front of him, Su Yang's face suddenly showed a trace of disdain, and then pushed Ren Tingting next to him aside.

Said slowly: "I bet that there are no bullets in your gun!".

Quiet!!

Suddenly, there was silence on the second floor, and everyone looked at Su Yang with a confused expression.

Is this kid crazy?

Also bet that someone else's gun doesn't have bullets in it?

Why don't you bet that he's a eunuch?

"Boy, it's good, you have a ...... You've got a kind of it!!".

Ah Wei's eyes widened suddenly, and he glared at Su Yang through gritted teeth and said, "Since that's the case, then don't blame me for being rude, let me die!!".

"Click, click, click......!!".

In the next second, Ah Wei pulled the trigger, but there was no explosion as before, but only the sound of several metal parts colliding.

In the gun, sure enough, there were no bullets!!

"What...... What's the situation, what about my bullet?".

Ah Wei showed a look of confusion on his face, and continuously pulled the trigger, but no bullets were fired at all.

I remember it clearly, I loaded the bullets!

Ren Tingting on the side, looking at everything in front of her, was stunned at first, and then looked at Su Yang in front of her with admiration.

Su Yang was so powerful that he knew that there were really no bullets in his cousin's gun.

Actually, there were bullets in Captain Awei's gun, but just now Su Yang had already asked Xiao Nai to come out and took out the bullets in Captain Awei's gun.

Now all the bullets in Captain Awei's pistol are in Su Yang's pocket!

"Boy, it's my turn!".

Looking at Ah Wei in front of him, Su Yang's face couldn't help but show a wicked smile, and then he suddenly raised his leg towards Ah Wei's crotch!

!

"Bang !!".

Suddenly, a dull sound sounded, accompanied by the sound of something breaking.

Captain Ah Wei's eyes were round, his two eyeballs were about to bulge, his face was purple, and the corners of his mouth trembled slightly, and he wanted to scream but couldn't.

The two attendants behind him looked confused and at a loss!!

All the men on the second floor, looking at Ah Wei who was kicked and shattered by Su Yang, everyone felt a cool breeze blowing under their crotches, and couldn't help but clamp their legs.

I don't know why, I always feel a little panicked!

"Ahhh......!!!h

Immediately, Ah Wei's scream resounded throughout Renjia Town, making people feel a burst of creepy.

"It hurts...... It hurts, it hurts...... My crotch...... My crotch is ......!!".

Captain Ah Wei quickly fell to the ground, his body twisting like a maggot, and his clothes were quickly wet with sweat.

Ren Tingting, who was on the side, looked at Captain Ah Wei's miserable appearance, and she didn't know why, but she still had a feeling of schadenfreude.

If you are kicked into a eunuch, you won't come to harass yourself in the future!

And Su Yang put his hands behind his back, looked at Captain Ah Wei who was rolling everywhere, continued to sit on the chair, and ate quietly.

"Captain, captain is not good, someone in Xishan Village, Renjia Town, was attacked by a chimpanzee......!!".

At this moment, on the first floor of Baiwei Zhai, an anxious voice of a security guard suddenly came.

A little minion in a yellow skin quickly ran up panting, but looking at the captain rolling on the ground, he was also confused.

Chimpanzee !!

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