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Qiusheng and Wencai were about to echo, but looking at Uncle Jiu's dark face, they quickly covered their mouths and kept silent, but nodded repeatedly.

The heart of gossip is irrelevant.

Uncle Jiu looked at his three apprentices and frowned. In fact...

He also wanted to hear it very much. Since the three apprentices cooperated so well, then he should reluctantly agree.

Uncle Jiu withdrew his hand, and with a resolute old boy's look on his face, he said:

"Then tell me!"

The female ghost Xiaoli's surprised voice came from the jar, and she said with joy:

"Yeah, the little girl just said it."

"When the little girl was still alive, my father betrothed the little girl to a man he didn't know. At first, the little girl was very resistant, but women in this era live like this.

The mother also told the little girl the story of love for a long time, and she also felt that it made sense, after all, the mother and father also came here in this way.

However, in the end, I found out that that man was still a playboy and had contracted a disease, which frightened the little girl. If she really married, her life would be ruined.

In the end, on the night before the wedding, the little girl made up her mind that she would rather die beautifully than she knew she was going to die of illness in bed.

But the little girl loves beauty, there are scars on her neck when she is hanged, scars are left on her body when she is stabbed, it is too ugly to be edematous when drowned, and it is even more terrible to be burned to death...

So I thought of a perfect way to die. Hold your breath and suffocate yourself to death. In that case, even if you die, your body will not leave any scars.

I didn't expect to do it, I suffocated myself to death, but, that feeling is really too painful! "

As Xiaoli, the female ghost, became a little excited and proud, she continued:

"Later, when I went to the underworld, the judge examined the cause of my death. I was shocked at the time, and said that I was the first person to suffocate myself to death, and it was impossible for someone with great perseverance.

The judge also values ​​the little girl very much, and wants her to be a civil servant in the underworld and not be reincarnated, but the little girl thinks it is better to live a carefree life, being restricted by various rules when she is alive, and being restricted by going to work even after she dies , it would be too miserable.

The little girl asked the judge, if you hold your breath after you die, can you hold your own breath? "

"What do you think the judge said?"

"The judge's face was originally dark, but it frightened the little girl, thinking she said something wrong.

Unexpectedly, the judge sighed faintly and let the little girl go down first, saying that the little girl is not suitable for reincarnation immediately, and those with great perseverance have too much obsession, even if they are reincarnated, they will return to the underworld to report soon, which will add more work to the underworld burden.

Then the little girl was wandering in the underworld, with no relatives or reasons, Uncle Jiu, do you know?

At that time, the little girl wished so much to have someone to accompany me, but there were many ghosts in the underworld who fell in love with the little girl, but the little girl knew that they thought the little girl had something to do with the judge, and wanted to use the little girl's The identity flatters the judge. "

"I'm not stupid, I definitely don't want to.

What's more, they are all so ugly, they are either dark or dead, and they are scary white, so I don't want them.

It wasn't until the Ghost Festival a few days ago that I came to Renjia Town and finally saw Uncle Jiu.

Uncle Jiu, you don't know how handsome you are. When the little girl saw you for the first time, she was attracted by the boyish aura emanating from you...

You are not at all the same as those black and white ugly bastards, and you also saved the little girl, the little girl will not marry unless you!

My mother said, fight for it! "

"..."

The more the female ghost Xiaoli talked, the more passionate she became, and she couldn't stop the rhythm at all.

As for Uncle Jiu, Xu Ce, Qiu Sheng, Wen Cai, and the four masters and apprentices, except for Uncle Jiu, they all listened with great interest, especially when the female ghost Xiaoli said that she was holding her breath and suffocating herself to death. Not to mention how pretty the expression is.

Nima, sincere perseverance, this kind of operation can really be done?

Even if he heard the female ghost Xiaoli say this with his own ears, Xu Ce still had the feeling that the other party was bragging.

Under normal circumstances, it is completely impossible! When a person is holding their breath, the oxygen in the body is gradually consumed, and the concentration of carbon dioxide gradually rises. After reaching a certain level, the brain is hypoxic and the consciousness gradually becomes blurred.

At this time, thoughts will not work, and the central nervous system will be stimulated by plasma such as H ions and bicarbonate ions in the blood, automatically increase, deepen, and speed up the frequency of breathing, and then come back to life.

Of course, this refers to healthy people. If you are sick, don't try it, it is still very dangerous.

This female ghost Xiaoli is so young, she should belong to the category of not sick.

Also, the female ghost Xiaoli said that when she saw Uncle Jiu for the first time, she was attracted by the strong smell of chicken chicken exuding from Uncle Jiu. derogatory sense.

In particular, the tone of the female ghost Xiaoli's speech also carried the tone of picking up a treasure...

In short, Uncle Jiu was extremely embarrassed, Xu Ce secretly laughed, and Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai almost couldn't hold back their laughter.

In addition, from these words, it can be heard that this female ghost, Xiaoli, is a person who is valued by the judge, and she is very talented, but she is a little heartless and is currently in the stage of being released.

If you take it easy, you will definitely be able to find a good job when you go back to the underworld.

It's no wonder that Xiaoli, the female ghost, knows the spells of ghost repair, probably obtained from the officials of the underworld.

If Uncle Jiu is a female ghost Xiaoli, he can be regarded as a big family with an official background. In the future, Uncle Jiu will really go to work in the underworld, and I am afraid that the position can be improved by several grades.

Cough cough, why do you always think that Uncle Jiu will go to work in the underworld?

In the final analysis, the words of the female ghost Xiaoli summed up a powerful message, that is, she is still a chick, just like Uncle Jiu.

Very well matched.

"Okay, stop! I already know about your situation, now you be quiet, Pindao is going to rest!"

Uncle Jiu was in a very complicated mood, and he had some understanding of Xiaoli.

However, Xu Ce and the other three were still standing beside him. Even if Uncle Jiu wanted to release the female ghost Xiaoli, he couldn't hold back that face.

Then he turned around and walked in, he just wanted to be quiet now, and he had to think about how to solve this matter.

This female ghost, Xiao Li, seems to be relying on him, and if she sends her back to the underworld, she has a background, so she can put aside her fear of accidents.

With this aunt's virtue, if she doesn't bully others, she will probably have to burn her incense.

Besides, since Uncle Jiu was promoted to the Foundation Establishment Realm, his heart has been a little moved. We are all men, who didn't think about those thoughts, just to see who pretended to be deeper.

In the past 40 years, Uncle Jiu has done a good job, an absolute god-level ninja, the days when he got up in the middle of the night to change his pants, eh, forget it...