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Xu Ce's eyes lit up. Since he remained neutral, it would be great to be able to watch the battle, especially if he could watch the excellent positions on both sides.

Go to the location that Jia Le said, and open a window.

The two wooden houses are built next to each other, and there is not much distance between them. The window on Master Yixiu's side is also open, so you can see clearly at a glance.

"Okay, this location is good."

Xu Ce clicked his tongue.

Jiale smiled contentedly and said:

"Hey, Master and Master Yixiu often tear each other up, and I don't dare to intervene, so I can only watch."

"Well, good, good."

Xu Ce nodded in satisfaction, dragged a stool, and sat by the window, with his arms lying on the window, watching a play!

Master Yixiu's figure at this time is completely out of control, like a marionette, allowing others to play tricks on him.

For a while, he flipped the table, rolled on the ground for a while, and jumped up and down for a while.

All the movements are exactly the same as the scarecrow on the altar, 100% synchronized.

Xu Ce was amazed when he saw it, this trick was much better than what Jiale and Wencai used at Ren Zhai to trick Awei.

Xu Ce looked at Jia Le, smiled and said:

"Jia Le, you said earlier that you would do this trick, right?"

Jiale nodded and said:

"Yes, I begged Master for a long time before he agreed to teach me."

"Then how about teaching senior brother when you are free?"

"Okay, no problem.

It’s just, senior brother, why don’t you just ask Master to teach you? "

Xu Ce shook his head and said:

"You don't need to trouble Master Four Eyes with such a trivial matter."

"It's true, anyway, it's not a formal big method."

"..."

Brother Yixiu chatting with you and me, Master Yixiu is almost crippled.

"Four-eyed Taoist priest, are you crazy!"

At this moment, Master Yixiu can guess what's going on even if he thinks with his toes. It must be the stinky Taoist priest taking revenge on him.

At such a time, would the four-eyed priest talk to Master Yixiu?

Oh, I think too much!

Now it's his home game, he has the final say, if you don't make fun of it, it will be hard to get rid of the hatred in your heart!

"Master, master, what's wrong with you!"

Qingqing has actually been up for a while. After a night's rest, the wound on her foot has healed up a lot after applying medicine. She is cooking in the kitchen.

Hearing the movement outside, he ran out in a hurry, and saw the extremely abnormal behavior of Master Yixiu, and was very anxious.

Although she is a lay disciple of Master Yixiu in name, but because she is just getting started, she has not started to learn any spells, let alone know that Master Yixiu is being tricked at this time.

"Master, what are you doing!"

Qingqing asked anxiously.

Master Yixiu said very depressed:

"I don't know what I'm doing, the stinky Taoist next door should know!"

"Master, stop quickly then."

"I want to stop too, but I can't!"

"Then what should we do?"

"..."

If it is not nutritious, it will continue.

The four-eyed priest heard the voice next door, humming in his heart, and murmured triumphantly:

"Hehe, of course I know what I'm doing, but I want to stop, there's no way!"

While speaking, a weird smile appeared on the corner of the mouth of the four-eyed Taoist. He pinched the scarecrow in his hand, and took out a sharpened bamboo stick with his other hand, and began to poke the scarecrow's waist. Hum said:

"Watch me tap your laughing hole!"

On the other side, Master Yixiu suddenly felt as if something was tickling his waist, he couldn't help laughing, his body swayed from side to side.

This scene scared Qingqing back several steps.

"Master, master, what's wrong with you, don't scare me."

Sister Qingqing almost cried from fright.

"I, I was tapped on the laughing point, quickly untie it for me."

After Master Yixiu finished speaking, he shouted again:

"Stinky Taoist priest, despicable and shameless, villain!"

"Hahaha, I'm despicable and I'm happy, but you beat me, knock as hard as you can!"

The four-eyed Taoist priest hummed loudly, from the sound, one could hear it, revealing a sense of joy and joy.

"Master, how can I untie your laugh hole?"

Sister Qingqing asked anxiously.

"Poke three inches below my armpit with a silver needle."

Master Yixiu kept laughing and couldn't speak clearly.

"Understood, Master!"

Sister Qingqing ran to get the needle in a hurry, ran back quickly, folded Master Yixiu's wrist, and then stabbed in with a sharp needle.

This girl is also daring. If it were someone else, she might have to hesitate a bit, but sister Qingqing immediately took the initiative.

However, what puzzled Sister Qingqing was that she followed what Master Yixiu said, but did not receive any effect. Master Yixiu still looked like he had been tapped on the laugh point, and his body could not be fully controlled.

He also took a walnut pliers and stuffed it into his mouth. This is the rhythm of tooth extraction.

"Fuck, Jiale, isn't the four-eyed master a little too cruel, if you play like this, you will have no friends."

Xu Ce's eyes widened, not to mention the daily fight between the two old urchins, but pulling out Nima's teeth is a bit too much.

Jia Le didn't take it seriously and said:

"Small, they are even more powerful, senior brother has never seen it before.

Do you know that Master's teeth are not so neat? "

Xu Ce shook his head, expressing that he didn't know.

Jiale continued:

"Master's four front teeth were all knocked out by Master Ikkyu, and now they are all false teeth."

Xu Ce continued to be stunned, so it seems that it is not too much.

"Do they usually play like this?"

"No, usually there are four or five normal fights, and then a big fight, such as now."

Jia Le rested his chin on his hands, as an apprentice, he expressed his helplessness.

Xu Ce swallowed his saliva, well, since this is the case, there will be coming and going, let's continue to watch the battle.

Forget about the rescue.

"Ouch, my teeth!"

The four-eyed priest controlled Master Yixiu to pull out with pliers, and a tooth fell out, covered with gum blood.

Master Yixiu glanced at it, it was a decayed tooth, he breathed a sigh of relief while feeling distressed, and at the same time he did not forget to sneer:

"It's okay, it's okay, it's a tooth decay.

Smelly Taoist, thank you! "

Hearing this, the four-eyed priest became angry again, and said harshly:

"Thank me, watch me pull out all your teeth, keep thanking me!"

Qingqing, a simple girl, now knows what's going on, but now she can't go to the four-eyed Taoist priest, so she grabs Master Yixiu's arm tightly to prevent him from pulling out his teeth.

"Master, why didn't it work, what should I do?"

Sister Qingqing has done nothing wrong.

"The right hand side, not the left hand side, you are in the wrong position for acupuncture."

Qingqing nodded again and again, and then stabbed the needle three inches below Master Yixiu's right armpit!