Zhuwu: I have many sons and many blessings, and I shocked the first emperor

Lin Yuan didn’t know how to respond, and simply smiled: “I wrapped this tonight, everyone have fun!” ”

“Master Lin is arrogant!”

“Thank you, Master Lin!”

“……”

Hearing the commotion, Mama Sang immediately rushed over, and after discovering Lin Yuan, there was another burst of courtesy.

“Master Lin, your family’s poetry and song talent is a must!”

“Today, you have to show your hand for everyone to see!”

“That’s right, Master Lin, you show one!”

“You guys laughed, how can I do anything right, it’s just the body of the hungry girls!”

“Hahaha, Mr. Lin is really temperamental, my generation is a model!”

“……”

Lin Yuan’s relationship goes directly to the county town, plus the generous hand, the visitors are holding it, and they refuse to offend.

Not long after, Hua Kui came up with a pair of “eyes” and “milk”.

Everyone coaxed Lin Yuan to come first.

Lin Yuan was embarrassed, and was about to do it, when suddenly his mind flashed, and he suddenly blurted out: one mother has two eyes, three girls have six milks!

Everyone looked at Mama San’s gaze and suddenly moved down.

“Bah!”

“What to see?”

“The old lady is so old, are you afraid that you won’t make it?”

“Whoever wants to play, take the money!”

Being seen unnaturally, Mama San laughed and scolded with both hands on the spot.

“Hahaha…”

Everyone laughed!

“Everyone came for Hua Kui today, come to find my mother another day!”

“Hahaha…”

I don’t know who said such a sentence, causing the whole hall to laugh again.

Mother Sang was also not annoyed, and looked at Lin Yuan pitifully and said, “Master Lin, don’t take you to bully me like this!” ”

Lin Yuan: ……

Don’t take your seat!

The point is girl, are you a girl?

Lin Yuan smiled and said, “Then how can I compensate?” ”

“In this way, let Hua Kui come up with another question, and Master Lin do another question!”

“Good!”

“Good!”

“……”

Mama San’s proposal immediately detonated the crowd.

Lin Yuan had no choice but to agree.

At this time, it was already dark, and guests kept coming, and Mama San had to go to greet him.

Not long after, Hua Kui came up with another question, using “moonlight” as the theme to make a poem.

“Master Lin, please!”

Lin Yuan remembered a crooked poem in his previous life, and immediately said: “Bright moonlight in front of the bed, two pairs of shoes on the ground, raise your head to look at the bright moon, lower your head…”

Made, stuck!

Suddenly I can’t remember the content of the back, so I just …

“What’s going on?”

“Why did Master Lin stop?”

“Can’t do it anymore?”

“It won’t!”

At this time, a young brother came forward and said impatiently: “If you can’t compose poetry, don’t come out and embarrass people!” Hua Kui is mine tonight, let me come! ”

Lin Yuan: ……

Are you a rarity?

The young man’s tone is so aggressive, and his courage is commendable!

Lin Yuan couldn’t help but applaud him!

“Snap!”

“Snap!”

“Snap!”

Do you know how many Hengyuan County want to befriend me?

Wait to be mercilessly beaten by society!

Everyone sobered up with this beat.

“Who is this guy?”

“I don’t know!”

“Very arrogant!”

“Hey, who are you? Do you know that today is Mr. Lin’s private venue? ”

The young brother said disdainfully: “Whoever wants him to charter the venue, I just want Hua Kui!” ”

One sentence to everyone present two critical hits!

One by one, they were furious.

“You’re rich?”

“You have money, you also charter it?”

“Hua Kui is yours?”

“You have a big face?”

“Do you think all of us can’t compare to you?”

Realizing that he had committed public anger, but the young brother still didn’t want to give up.

A posture of “he is strong and he is strong, and the bright moon caresses the post” posture, and the first voice is humane:

“I… Win the first prize in poetry, win the righteousness! ”

“You fart!”

“What about your poems?”

“I’ll do it now!”

He tried to force back the headwind.

However, after the previous fork, the inspiration in his mind has disappeared.

“Yes, you’d better hurry up!”

The more persecuted by everyone, the more he couldn’t remember, and for a while he remembered that he was sweating profusely, so he had to slip away under everyone’s disdainful gaze.

Seeing him leave, everyone immediately focused their attention on Lin Yuan.

“Master Lin won’t take Jiang Lang seriously, right?”

“No, everyone must believe Master Lin!” Someone whispered.

“What do you say? Didn’t Mr. Lin already make a good poem just now? ”

“Where, where?”

“The last three words haven’t come out yet!”

“It’s not already out, it’s definitely a stroke of God!”

“Didn’t I hear that?”

“I don’t seem to have heard it!”

“So, what did Master Lin say?”

“Master Lin didn’t say anything! Let’s think about what Mr. Lin did in the end? ”

“It seems to clap hands!”

“That’s right! Mr. Lin clapped his hands! Think about the sound of clapping hands…”

They are all a group of old prostitutes, how can it be that they don’t have the IQ to understand at all, and they were instantly shocked by Lin Yuan’s divine pen!

“Hahaha…”

“Master Lin, everything is silent!”

“High! It’s really high! ”

“……”

Not so easy to say!

Nor escorts!

But right now!

Lin Yuan: ……

Thank you so much for your brain supplement!

Heaven and earth conscience, he just wanted to admire the courage of the guy who slipped away, and he turned out to be stained like this!

What a bunch of kinky talents!

PS: Thank you Yanzu for the flowers, evaluation tickets, monthly passes and comments!!!