Wilderness Lucky God

When he arrived at the hotel, Ye Tian opened the long-lost live broadcast room, and then named the room wildly: "Recorded ten songs a day, I'm a little tired", and a group of old fans who had been paying attention for a long time immediately poured in. .

"Damn it! The anchor actually started broadcasting!"

"Welcome the anchor to start the live broadcast!"

"The whole world celebrates!"

"Fuck~ It's a miracle! The anchor is on the air!"

"The live broadcast of leisure life has stopped, and I just feel that something is missing in life?"

"No, upstairs, I didn't see the anchor, and found that there was something missing in my life, and suddenly I felt a lot easier."

"233333... The brother upstairs is the truth! I feel the same way."

"Yeah! I don't know how many times I watched it today. I always feel that it will start broadcasting at any time. I didn't expect the anchor to start broadcasting. What a surprise!"

"Hahaha~~ It turns out that I'm not the only one who keeps watching, I suspect that I'm sick, I'm not alone!"

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In life, when you have been doing something for a long time, and suddenly quit for a day, you always feel that something is wrong, these water friends are.

Suddenly, the live broadcast of leisure life stopped, and Ye Tian did not broadcast live. A group of people habitually opened the live broadcast room, and kept opening it, always feeling that something was missing.

But when Ye Tian started broadcasting, some people finally felt relieved.

Moreover, the number of people in the live broadcast room was soaring like a rocket, and it was getting faster and faster, everyone was extremely excited.

"Hello everyone! I didn't expect that I would start a live broadcast at this point! Is it unexpected?"

Ye Tian smiled and said to the live broadcast room: "Come on, let me introduce to you, these are the key members of my newly established music company, the first dinner together, come, boyandgirls, and the water friends in the live broadcast room Say hello!"

The employees of the newly established company are almost all young people, and they are not stage-frightened at all, and they all know that Ye Tian is playing the live broadcast, and they immediately greet the live broadcast room with smiles on their faces, and the atmosphere is very warm.

The barrage in the live broadcast room is also very fast.

"I'll go~ The anchor's new company is now established!"

"It's awesome! It's super fast!"

"Isn't this just a few days ago? There are so many employees here?"

"66666...that's amazing, my anchor!"

"I thought the host was joking, but I didn't expect what the host said was true, and it was so fast! Fucking hell!"

"233333... Let's have a dinner together! I found several good-looking girls, anchor, does your company still need someone? I want to join!"

"Hahaha~~ Upstairs, your intentions are not pure! Count me in, and I will join."

Many water friends were also dumbfounded, recording their leisure life, and heard Ye Tian mention that they wanted to open a music company, but they never expected that the company had already been established in just a few days, and all the employees had been recruited, and they had already The first dinner party started.

this speed,

It's embarrassing, ordinary people haven't experienced anything at all for a few days, and some people have done amazing things.

This gap is astonishing.

And soon, someone discovered a new blind spot.

"6666...Look, the name of the live broadcast room!"

"What? The name of the room?"

"Fuck! 6666666666666..."

"jhgty%te#[email protected]#alle￥p...Sorry, I was so scared that I knocked my head on the keyboard, and washed the keyboard with my face!"

"Nimma, is it true that you recorded ten songs in one day?"

"So, the anchor is about to release a song? I'm so looking forward to it! There are still 10 songs! Finally there is a song to listen to!"

"Looking forward to +1!"

"Looking forward to +2!"

"Looking forward to +3!"

"Looking forward to +1008611!"

"Wait, why is your focus wrong, recording ten songs a day! How is this possible! Isn't recording a very slow process?"

"Hiss~~ What you said makes sense! But... so what? This is the anchor, and the anchor creates miracles, isn't it a matter of minutes?"

"That's right, no fuss, such a small thing is even more surprising! Isn't it just recording ten songs? Even if the anchor makes a good movie in a week, I believe it."

"Hahahaha~~Brother, you have been in this live broadcast room for a long time, and you have a big heart. You can tell that you are new here, and you will get used to it!"

Although this happened to some people, what is speechless is that most people don't care, but are happy to finally have a song to listen to.

And the people who paid attention to this matter were full of black lines, what kind of live broadcast room is this!

Some who raised questions were also submerged in the barrage in the live broadcast room.

Because Ye Tian was telling a joke, with a sad expression on his face: "Money is really worth less and less now, think about ten years ago when you went to the supermarket with ten dollars, you could buy two bags of instant noodles, one ice cream, and five packs of salt." , a bottle of vinegar, and a pack of white rabbit toffee, it’s not working now, they’re all… installed as surveillance cameras!”

"Pfft~"

"Puff~~"

"The car overturned! (??￣□￣)??┫Damn it, the car overturned again!"

"6666666, I just want to be a salted fish calling 666 now."

"I was just thinking, ten years ago, prices weren't so cheap! I never expected... The routines are so deep, until the end, you will never know what routines the anchor is playing."

"Hahahaha~~ I couldn't help laughing out loud, the exhaustion from a day's work is gone, and the anchor's live broadcast is still strong!"

"I'm dying of laughter! It's so much fun!"

"2333333... God damn it, he pretended to be a surveillance camera! It turned out to be stealing!"

Similarly, at the dinner table, everyone laughed together, especially when they saw Ye Tian's sad face, and he said the joke with a serious face, as if he was reminiscing about the scene back then.

The most important thing about telling jokes is that the person telling the jokes must be good at acting, and they can’t laugh. If you laugh, everyone will see you laugh, and even the funny jokes will not be funny.

No, when the reaction came out, Ye Tiancai chose to laugh.

At the same time, everyone in the live broadcast room posted barrage and gifts one after another.

"another one!"

"another one!"

"Anchor, I haven't heard enough!"

"Crowdfunding, another one!"

"Brother anchor, here's another one, I like your jokes the most!"

"Is there a young lady upstairs?"

"No, kid, that's definitely a big guy who picks his feet!"

"Hahahaha~~Brother, the penis under her skirt must be bigger than yours."

"6666...You guys are really talented!"

Similarly, at the dinner table, everyone was booing: "Boss, one more!"

Ye Tian didn't delay, and said directly: "Then make another one!"

The next moment, everyone fell silent and waited quietly.

Ye Tian began to speak again: "The daughter of the neighbor's high school was playing with a kite in a miniskirt, and the kite accidentally hung on a tree. Seeing her eyes asking for help, I immediately found a ladder and told her: I will help you on the ladder." , you go!... Sometimes, with a little more love between people, you will find that even this pink... ah bah! The blue sky is extraordinarily beautiful!"