Wilderness Lucky God

Ye Tian: "..."

He didn't expect the child to be so stupid, to believe so naively.

He was speechless for a moment!

He turned over, turned his back to Dahua, and said calmly: "The internal strength is passed on from family to son, not to outsiders!"

Dahua got up, but walked into Ye Tian's field of vision, knelt down again and hesitated for a while, and then shouted seriously: "Dad!"

Ye Tian was shocked!

That's not what he meant!

It’s not that I want you to be my son, I just want to pass it on to my son, uh(⊙o⊙)… It seems that there is nothing wrong with it!

Damn, I didn't expect Dahua to be such a person.

I treat you as a friend, but you actually want to be my son!

He Ling: "Poof——"

Huang Lei: "Poof—"

He Ling and Huang Lei, who were drinking water and eating melons, sprayed it directly!

He stared at the two of them dumbfounded. They had just become apprentices, and now they recognized their father.

The development of this plot is a bit unexpected, too fast!

If they remember correctly, Dahua is older than Ye Tian.

The same is true for the audience in the live broadcast room of the program group.

"puff--"

"Puff--"

"I'm in a hurry to go to this corner!"

"This plot develops too fast, I can't react at all!"

"Made, I was drinking milk just now. When I heard this, I sprayed it directly. Now my female colleague looks at me with a complicated expression because I sprayed him in the face. What should I do? Wait online! Urgent! "

"Why did you suddenly call me Dad?!"

"Dahua,

I didn't expect you to be such a person! "

"But he said that his internal strength will only be passed on to his son, and then he will recognize the anchor as his father in a while! I just want to call 666 for this routine!"

"Who said Dahua is stupid, this bend took me around, and I didn't even react!"

"Hahaha... I laughed so hard, the development of this plot caught people off guard!"

"Forgive me for making a pig laugh unkindly!"

"As far as the ability to fool you, I will obey the anchor!"

"It's the first time I've heard someone talk about being lazy so fresh and refined."

"In the past, I didn't believe that others could call someone daddy, but now I believe it!"

"It's awesome, anyway, the longest road I have traveled now is the routine of the anchor!"

"My stomach hurts from laughing, let me slow down, it's too funny!!!"

...

"Don't make trouble!"

He Ling hurried forward and helped Dahua up.

After all, this is in a variety show, the influence is very bad, and Dahua is an artist himself, which has a great influence on himself.

Huang Lei also quickly said: "Dahua, Ye Tian is fooling you, the human body does not have any photosynthesis, only plants have photosynthesis!"

But Dahua looked serious, and said: "Mr. He, Mr. Huang, I really want to be a teacher! I have had a martial arts dream since I was a child. I once swore that once I meet someone who knows internal skills, I will definitely I will worship him as my teacher, now is the closest step to my dream, and I will never give up."

After speaking, he looked at Ye Tian: "Master! Please accept me as an apprentice! I will definitely inherit your mantle and carry forward martial arts."

He Ling and Huang Lei had black lines all over their heads.

Huang Lei said angrily: "Haven't you studied biology in junior high school? Only plants can photosynthesize!"

"I have learned it!"

Dahua said seriously: "But the human body is very special, and no scientific research has shown that the human body cannot photosynthesize. What if internal strength can do this?"

Huang Lei: "..."

What you said made sense, but he was speechless for a moment.

"puff……"

"Puff ha ha ha..."

"Killing me!!"

"I almost believed everything I said!"

"I found Dahua for the first time, and I was quite good at it."

"I think what Dahua said is quite reasonable!"

"Hahaha... the upstairs has been brainwashed by Dahua!"

"Anchor: I'm just bragging, I didn't expect anyone to really believe it."

He Ling looked at Ye Tian and said: "Ye Tian, ​​don't play, you explain to him quickly, he is going crazy!"

Ye Tian: "..."

He was just being lazy and looking for some reason, but he didn't expect this guy to really believe it.

"Okay, Dahua, I lied to you!"

Ye Tian sat up from the bamboo chair, sighed and said, "Get up quickly! Everyone is watching! Besides, I don't have a son as old as you. We are just friends. Don't treat me as a father."

He Ling and Huang Lei on the side were full of black lines, but they didn't care when they heard that Ye Tian had clarified.

Anyway, they feel that the last sentence is redundant!

However, the plot did not develop as they expected.

"Master, I believe in you!"

Hearing what Dahua said, it should be fine this time.

Both He Ling and Huang Lei breathed a sigh of relief, but just after the breath was delivered, Dahua continued to say:

"The human body itself is a treasure, and internal strength must make the human body have the function of photosynthesis like a plant."

He Ling: "..."

Huang Lei: "..."

Ye Tian: "..."

Damn it!

Brain out!

Can't you turn your brains?

Ye Tian lay down like a salted fish again, and said angrily: "Get lost! I don't need a son with no talent like you."

"No, Dad, I won't get up if you don't agree today!" Dahua pleaded.

He Ling: "..."

Huang Lei: "..."

This guy is really shameless.

Damn, it's kind of hard to look straight at!

After explaining for a long time, I finally returned to the starting point, and it seemed that the call became more and more fluent.

Pengpeng on the side hesitated for a moment, and said quietly: "Brother Dahua, you recognize your father like this, and your parents know, are you sure you won't be beaten to death?"

Dahua's body froze immediately, remembering the fear of being dominated by his parents at home. If they knew what he did, it would definitely be a mixed doubles.

"Okay, Dahua, get up, I won't say you are an apprentice."

Ye Tian said: "However, I can teach you a little basic, and make you stronger and more powerful!"

When Dahua heard this, his eyes lit up: "Really? Can I learn inner strength?"

"Of course not!"

Ye Tian refused without hesitation: "I've said it all, this is a single pass, I treat you as a friend, don't keep thinking about making me your father!"

He also wants to learn internal skills, but he can't!

Dahua's face was full of disappointment: "Thank you, Master!"

As he said that, he kowtowed his head respectfully, and then got up.

He Ling: "..."

Huang Lei: "..."

Pengpeng: "..."

The conversation between these two people felt awkward no matter how they listened.

It's as if one of them doesn't want to accept the other person as his son, while the other person wants to be his son.

And this ceremony is full of sense, are they sure they are not watching a TV series? !

"Master, let's start training!" Dahua asked expectantly.